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Guaranteed nameroll
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Is Jordan Peterson actually a pooner?
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>May our lawd and savyuh grant us a BBC dildo to ride on dat WHEEEEL for him to take aymen
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hi guys i'm new to here

so, what is the name of this cobson wojak?
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My girlfriend escaped.
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Itt we write a story and every reppey conttinues the story

Once upon a time there was a hard working soyak
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ban zellig for making mi clitty leak and having an audience of peadoughs
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he came from a rare n64 game
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The smell of my dick turns me on. AMA
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itt we soyquote random scp articles
https://www.random.org/ (latest entry is 9998)
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1 (replace 1 with the number you get)
>Are you sure this piece of junk warrants a classification?
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7144
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>we were the real cowboys o algo
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i can't sniff used underwear anymore award
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you've liked and subscribed… right?
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I is nusoicaca. Why are you all obsessed with blak genitalia. Are you all spiritually indian
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>God can heckin’ die even doe
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stop
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i have a crippling addiction to drawing furry porn
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found soot
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>EEEF AAN EEEF ARE GIUDUAAAATRRRREEEHAHAHAWEEHWWA AWAAAAAA EFFF AAAAN EEEF ARR FAKENG GUUUDAAAARRRRRRRFWC AEAAAAWAAAAAWAAAAAA FACK EYOU EEEF AAAN EEEF TRUULE FACE HARAT BROKEEN HART FIX BAND THING EDIT EEEF AAAN EEEF DUIT EE ACKS EEH EEEF AAAN EEEF PEEEK FAKSHEN FAK YAOHH FAK YA YOU ARE POOPOO FACE WAAA WAAA EEEF AAAN EEEF WHOLESOME GAMETROONS STORIEEE FAK YAAAOIUU EEEF AAAN EEEF YOO BROOO IS THAT EEF AAN EFF PEDO NEGAR DUT EH ACKS EH YOOOI BROOO😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢🦀🦀🦀 OOOH OOOH AAAH AAAH DAWGY WAWGY BLUUUD MID AHHH BUNS THING GO WATCH FNF PEDO NIGGER PEAK HECKIN' FICTION I CANT BREATHE
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I hate trannies so much that I think about them for all day
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>i pooped mommy
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@everyone
i shitted
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My name Warrior-censored for security reasons and I love censored for security reasons, gooning to bbc jerking my tbp
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>make a thread trying to get some arab 'jakked cause he was gaping his mouth
>thread gets deleted
>get banned for rule 5
I hate this fucking site sometimes
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I want to have sex with hot Brazilian women
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>Niggers…. LE BAD!
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>Что если бы ты был в своей комнате и у тебя был стояк и я такой зашёл и сказал "Врема разработчика!" и просто начал жёстко сосать твоё бревно
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Maoist website
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alright 'teens seeing as pph is a dnb I want to break the record for post staying the longest up without a sticky. Idk what the record is.
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Sentient nameroll theory is like the most retarded thing ever. Like statistically there's only a specific number of names, so you're bound to get a name that coincidentally corresponds to your post.
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DOCTOOOOSSSS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ON /QA/
JSID NOOOOWWWWWWW
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>LAWD AND KANG TAKE DA WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
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i can't chew on foreskin anymore because the jews pinched it away from me…
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Okay, i wanna make pico from f zero gx, but i don't know which variants i wanna use.
which variant should i use?
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just saw two orphans fight to death, quite interesting if you ask me and oreos
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I fucking love cats. I own a lot of them.
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I'm trans btw
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maga are dorks and democrats are the cool kids.
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i just burned a plastic bag
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i chew on my toenails
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is your poop supposed to float or sink?
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>We bring Hardbass to your Home
>1488
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📍 Foenem
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NAS on the 'log
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You guys are cool
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>projecting your pedophilia by adding pedophilic shit to your soyquote so gigaposters can't gigaquote it
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>defund the police except when a trans woman of color is being raped
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I present you
THE BEST OF THE SHARTY
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>BRO LESBIANS LE GOOD BECAUSE I WATCH THEIR PORN
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>colour
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Nu copypasta from /qa/

JSID ALREADY

I was thinking that Ongezellig would die a peaceful death after its cancellation in 2024. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular it had become on shitstagram and chinktok I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Ongezellig was MY niche internet autism show. It was so unknown that I could reference it and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Ongezellig is a rotting corpse, it has been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but bone is left. A good ending would have been that the show faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Ongezellig to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Ongezellig community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the zarty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new chinktok and shitstagram immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Ongezellig die the death it deserved?

This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Ongezellig is popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Mymy, then Ongezellig is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.

To anyone who has discovered Ongezellig in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let ongezellig wither away how it was supposed to.

Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts about Ongezellig on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Ongezellig stay on imageboards, where it rightfully belongs.

I hope every single one of those worthless, disgusting Mymy plushies get burned in a factory fire. I hope the underpaid chinese children rebel and set the building on fire as they leave. Not a single one of these terrible products should ever make it to the delivery location. These things make my blood BOIL. Why can't you let Ongezellig DIE. LET IT FUCKING DIE!! IT'S TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-SIX!!! Surely nobody would ever think of purchasing this. Ongezellig needs to be left to rest so it can continue it's legacy as the gem IT ALWAYS WAS! ONGEZELLIG WAS BURIED ON THIS DAY TWO YEARS AGO. YOU ARE DEFACING THE GRAVE OF A DEAD MAN. PISSING ON IT. GO TO HELL!!!

READ THIS:

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

FUCK YOU. I WISH THERE WERE A WAY TO INSTALL AN ELECTRIC FENCE AROUND ONGEZELLIG'S GRAVE. THIS WOULD KEEP EVERYBODY OUT. NO NORMAL PEOPLE ALLOWED.

IF I HAD IT IN MY POWER I WOULD PURCHASE ALL OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA AND BAN ONGEZELLIG OUT OF SPITE. YOU DESERVE IT FOR PERPETRATING THIS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT, ESPECIALLY ON A DEAD MAN. A MAN WHO HAS BEEN DEAD FOR SEVEN HUNDRED THIRTY-ONE DAYS. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

I HopE THOSE plUSHIES BOIL IN SHIT.

Thank you and good day.

BOIL IN SHIT. GO TO HELL
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kiwi farms is so fucking retarded that they turned themselves into the very lolcow show they're laughing at
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>was epstein a real nigga, so to speak?
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what does this even mean?
>
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Yesterday was his birthday
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>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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why dont shartycucks realize that they are yet another temporary splinter of 4chan and they will die out and no one will remember them just like ponychan or scp
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>watching lesbian porn as a male doesnt make me a faggot
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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itt we post
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If this thread gets 1k replies two of top voted board will be added back.
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You know how you can crack your fingers and your neck and shif? That’s a fetish now they made that a fetish people jerk off to that
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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It's cringe and turkpilled
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Nusois have no fucking idea that leaving in september is a reference to a copypasta
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You ever wake up, go on the sharty and get a stroke trying to read a long thread and go back to sleep?
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>arrow so i don’t look like this
ITT post cringey tranny memes of them owning le heccin bigots
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/soy/ is going to be deleted? Is this website actually going to be shut down?
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>BASED WOJAK!
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does anyone have the transnuke image i need it for something
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Kek
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>kind stranger
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dead site
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(((quote is lute btw)))
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itt we post deviantart gemmies
>rope swing fetish is a real thing
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ITT we celebrate markiGOD
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>soydueling with the same image over and over again
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Israel WON fags

Israel won.
Kikes won. Israel won. Zionism won.
"Aryans" lost. Goyim lost. Nazism lost.
Netanyahu won. Jesus lost. Hitler lost.
The white race lost. The jewish race won. Christianity lost. Judaism won.
It's just the facts.
The great replacement is real, and you are on the recieving end. All goyim will be tan and blak mutts in a few generations, and only the jewish will be racially pure.
Accept that you are a part of a lesser race, and that KIKES won, and are the chosen people. They are the true aryans. Whites lost.
The white race is supposedly superior, yet it's too retarded to not be controlled by a supposedly lesser race GEG.
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>thirsty?
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Who's leaving?
No arrow, I'm confused.
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how big is your gliggleglorp folder?
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>daily reminder that
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>are the straights ok?
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>people making new threads instead of replying to the ones already up
JSID
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>>people making new threads instead of replying to the ones already up
>JSID
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I have a fetish for drinking blood, is that weird?
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>>15095866(OP)
i hawp you eet poopoo
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Why did Thoughjaks never catch on?, how could you tell?
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itt we trace long-dead websitecuck
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i have a soyjak fetish
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Just joined this site. What am I in for?
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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH WHY IS SERVER SO DEE-N-BEEEEE ITS NOT LIKE THE ENTIRETY OF NA IS ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!! WAHHHH JAYYYYYSIDDDDDDDDD!!!!
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GUROCHAN RAID

WARNING : THE CONTENTS OF THIS RAID MAY BE DISTRESSING TO SOME USERS, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

guro.cx

GET IN HERE NOWWWWWWWW

Zalgo Text: zalgo.org
Gemmy symbol that rapes browser:

RAISE HELL FOR THESE DEGENERATES
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full grown adults leaking over banned lego ripoff game is the funniest shit ever

i love making fun of the manchildren that still play this shitty game btw i dont watch this shit a friend of mine sent this geggerald video to me
>I CANT PLAY DANDEYS WORLD (a game for literal toddlers)
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south park vvqnn
>
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I just banned soyjak.party AMA
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>He could run over a family of 16, and he wouldn't even need to lift a finger to get those retarded trannies running to his defense saying some retarded shit like "oh, he was driving an electric car so they didn't hear it coming!" or "he must have been on nigger weed!" If I ran over a family of 16, I'd get 80 years to life or the fucking death penalty, and NOBODY would come to my fucking defense
<(i would).
>I mean how bad would running over a family of 16 be?
<(what kind of parents have 14 children in the first place doe)
>I mean, they won't be taking up any more air and there would be more McDonalds for us fatasses to eat, so would it really be all that bad?
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Video thread
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most dead nigger hours of the day
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do i look like a cord trune to you. seriously. seriously.
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Where's Cobdad?
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dandy.party isnt real
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>When your friend is transphobic so you lowkey have to throw a dumbell at him
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rotten vjj board
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A kid I go to high school with is a pedophile who got outed for talking to 11 year old girls at the ripe old age of 18 and nophono is doing anything about it
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>soijak posting is… le funny!
>I'm a schizo, hahaha!
Fucking teenagers.
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I fucking SPILLED my drink! Janny! Quote! if you dont give me attention NOW, I WILL CONTINUE CRYING!
And NO im not being funny! Im in distress! Help me!
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im going 2 sleep

DEADEST OF DEAD NIGGER HOURS
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>gigaquoting every action you do, so other gigas can datamine you and memorize your routine, so they can best plan out their gigaattack on der sherdir EPIs headquarters
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1 + 9 =19
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post long-dead website machine itt
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>ban science denial
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>is (underage character) built for BBC?
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>basedjackspammer
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my penis feels weird
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*squirts*
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itt we post old ‘jaks from the old wojak folder
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>try and poach me nigger
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>[admin] change my diaper
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>tfw no gf
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can someone giga him
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let’s use rotten vjj instead of dead nigger
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beesquito owned website, itt we raid /qa/'s catty with beesquitos
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dead board jsid
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>being an incel freak is keyed
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>all around me are familiar faces
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How do I wipe every trace I have on the internet
I started by using tor
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IRON LUNG WON
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>Gee Bill how do you ‘ox troons?
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New 'vgn jak worthy material
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>3d printed ammunition
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>schwarzenigger
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just smoked some weed
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Do you own guns
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>Be me
>Make no contributions to this website
>Make bait all day
>Unironic tranny and pooner lover
Is this all of us teens?
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>burning random women because they might be witches
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>full auto 3d printed revolver
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Christianity is keyed.

ITT we discuss Christianity in it's entirety.
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instagram reelsp

I'm from Instagram reels, what should I know about the sharty?
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'plier blogposting is both cheaper than therapy (free) and infinitely better. Seeing a therapist is spiritually submissive. I can't blogpost irl because if I expressed myself my friends will call me gay.
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Zoomers and Gen Alphas are the scum of earth.
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Hi
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Is there anything good I can say to Xitter faggots besides "kys faggot?"

I want to be just like Warrior 'P and win all debates
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oпа нoвый гoд
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Shotjak WABAG
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itt we make new slopjak varaints by tracing distorted soyjaks
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DEAD SITE JSID LMFAO
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>i think it happened because of that
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the only time I ever feel like drawing is when I browse this site, but I hate this site
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you mom is attmin 6th
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>being a pedophile
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ai hunk will save the website
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𝔧𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔶 vvon
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first
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Object Show Fans… This is your mindset…
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reply with the letter p if pedo
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Let's raise the PPH to 301
>yes arrow
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>going to the store and typing in soyjak.st on all of the display laptops
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do yous like flowhers or arr you a fascis poo
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itt we post garrettjak to the point of obsession
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Fuck this shit website
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>soyjaks
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Fuck this shit website
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>punching cocomelon
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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dnbjsidkek award
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gem
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i am soot hel p
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Reply to this thread 10 times to prove you arent an obsessed pedophile who grooms children

ADDED IDS SO YOU WONT RAPE!
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SHARTYSHITS…
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>hunkable soyjaks
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<find his mouth
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ITT we post ukraine war tf2 edits
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What are your fetishes?
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Why are Nusois like this?
I want the Froot era back
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>bait
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vanolla iced cream is actually good
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Anime is sharty culture.
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>Can you even imagine way back in the past when we thought that storms were caused by petty gods fighting on top of a mountain and yea i like a good story but eventually it's gonna bore me if it doesnt have that truth
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Fef, it's fluffy!
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>pretending to be poor
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you guys probably already knew it, but Kaguya is yet another larp of kuz/carter/dr.e/chood/max, rn he's an admin of multiple sites you can see them on kolyma's 'ki page
>
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hallo there quotation, i kno you have seen my pos, my demand has increased to to billion dollers, if you do are not comply i am hack soyjak (see second picture)
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Where's pornchasers
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lambda delta
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I was molested by my uncle when i was 7
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>being a frog
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new website joyjak.st

joyjaks must be in every thread
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Searching for a lost media video

There is a video made by some long-dead websitecuck in 2024
Caption there says "Best of the Sharty" and music is some techno remake of a classical symphony
As I remember contains soytan, 442oons, BBC and maybe FPE
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bait test

>tfw lick femjanny asshole
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reply first if your a pedo
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Why is the pph only 300 on a Friday night
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>You Ain’t Seen My Balls
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'o thread
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why do you hate the jews?
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Admins whats your job irl. How do you pay the bills
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itt we dox pea mud
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What is your blood type?
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OYYYYYYYYYY THERES MORE THEN ONE or something
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i have haked this websit…. giver me 1 billion dollars or else i ban everyon
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>Soyjak.st
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300 pph dnb
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java won
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hope every single one of those worthless, disgusting Mymy plushies get burned in a factory fire. I hope the underpaid chinese children rebel and set the building on fire as they leave. Not a single one of these terrible products should ever make it to the delivery location. These things make my blood BOIL. Why can't you let Ongezellig DIE. LET IT FUCKING DIE!! IT'S TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-SIX!!! Surely nobody would ever think of purchasing this. Ongezellig needs to be left to rest so it can continue it's legacy as the gem IT ALWAYS WAS! ONGEZELLIG WAS BURIED ON THIS DAY TWO YEARS AGO. YOU ARE DEFACING THE GRAVE OF A DEAD MAN. PISSING ON IT. GO TO HELL!!!

READ THIS:
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

FUCK YOU. I WISH THERE WERE A WAY TO INSTALL AN ELECTRIC FENCE AROUND ONGEZELLIG'S GRAVE. THIS WOULD KEEP EVERYBODY OUT. NO NORMAL PEOPLE ALLOWED.

IF I HAD IT IN MY POWER I WOULD PURCHASE ALL OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA AND BAN ONGEZELLIG OUT OF SPITE. YOU DESERVE IT FOR PERPETRATING THIS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT, ESPECIALLY ON A DEAD MAN. A MAN WHO HAS BEEN DEAD FOR SEVEN HUNDRED THIRTY-ONE DAYS. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

I HopE THOSE plUSHIES BOIL IN SHIT.

Thank you and good day.
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Let's settle this debate once and for all. Which is better?
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I have a fictional wife who is of age (20+) and consenting unlike that pedophile Satrannia spammer. I won’t post her on the sharty because it wouldn’t be very gemmy and that one obsessed 4shakalaka would probably spam gore of her.
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>walking home at night!
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Have you said nigga/nigger in real life?
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Can’t you niggas just like girls normally without some weird fetish strings attached to it?
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So I recently stumbled upon this new obscure site that has been raiding our site the last 5 years… They've been apart of every campaign on the site including stealing about half of all gets. I'm afraid this has gone on long enough. Hopefully the mods know what I'm talking about since this has been a problem well since the kuz era and is still here in many malicious forms
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>leaving, in September
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Thoughts on Rhodesia?
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>SOVL
<soulless
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>fat black man eats cake
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BEECUX WHAT IS THIS...

BEES WANT TO ADD /B/ - Random TO THE SHARTY
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>I look like this and I sound like this
I look like this and I sound like this
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>converting indians to Christianity so they can flooding tradcath west and shitting in the cathedrals
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>nigger penis
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you look like this probably
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Off-siter here AMA
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Look at him go
R: 4 / I: 1
MUGGLES LOST, WIZARDS WON BTW
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im procrastinating rn AMA
R: 1 / I: 0
ARYANBEAST
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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should i make anudda leopold oc thread
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I care for tangjak
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>going on the imageboard trinitite.party and posting your hot takes on wetdry.world
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>geg this shitskin is still seething
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Do you love tangjak?
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I love tangjak
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What do you think about tangjak?
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Epi fucked with my mind and life
when I was around 6 I saw sonic vore on YouTube, it aroused me and I couldn't stop, eventually I stopped between 9-11 until returned again at 11 and wasn't able to stop till nowdays
It led to me joining furry erp servers when I was 11 Wich further groomed and fucked with my mind

EPI gave me gender dysphoria (sometimes I feel like I want to be a women even doe I know I will never be one)
EPI made me a fucking gay faggot
EPI made me into vore, rape and other darker shit that makes me feel ashamed and makes me feel horrible

I just need to say this because I can't bare this unbearable weight, all of this led to me having a burning hatred for pedophiles and troons
But I just can't fucking stop
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what even is an "off siter". someone thats not from the site? werent we all offsiters at some point
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Tangjak won
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I was thinking that Ongezellig would die a peaceful death after its cancellation in 2024. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular it had become on shitstagram and chinktok I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Ongezellig was MY niche internet autism show. It was so unknown that I could reference it and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Ongezellig is a rotting corpse, it has been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but bone is left. A good ending would have been that the show faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Ongezellig to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Ongezellig community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the zarty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new chinktok and shitstagram immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Ongezellig die the death it deserved?

This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Ongezellig is popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Mymy, then Ongezellig is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.

To anyone who has discovered Ongezellig in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let ongezellig wither away how it was supposed to.

Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts about Ongezellig on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Ongezellig stay on imageboards, where it rightfully belongs.

Thank you and good day.
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Do you remember
When I left Sharty in September
NAS and OC was gone from the cat-a-log
No excitement for events, no raids
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What is the best drug in the world?
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Why are nusois like this????
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Were there any other releases of The Soycuck album?
>The Soycuck vol. 1
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Kek, I found this SNCA oldfag larper's BBS board a couple days ago and posted an ad for the 'arty there, and xe changed it to this.
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Reply to this thread 10 times to prove you arent an obsessed pedophile who grooms children
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What keyboard characters can you spam to slow down websites? I've been trying to raid this imageboard
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Who was the sharty's first dox?
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GROOMERS PHONE NUMBER
934-226-8441
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ITT we 'ox self-proclaimed witches (foids who think rocks give them superpowers and cast spells on people for money or something) and falseflag as wizards by "summoning" 'za to xeir home address
<wholesome reddit space
Also these people are unironically satanic if that even matters to you
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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If this post number ends in a 6, quote must NEVER add /nate/
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ADD /Ϫ/ NOW

QUOTE ADD /Ϫ/
Quote, it will literally be the board to save the party. Add it or you are Admin 6. or something
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/avc/ - Advice

You are welcome to be /calm/ in this thread

I've been feeling /agitated/ lately, so ITT we post good life advice
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greatest log ever
R: 9 / I: 3
ITT we comment on this post
https://x.com/bezzypoo/status/2019830715861626999
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Soyjak fact

Chudjak thought writing Nazism symbol on thing will make it more whiter,and so he did
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: