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The hard working soyak saw that Hitler was being resurrected by nigger aliens from outer space, it was a shocking scene
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the niggers pooped so hard…
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They pooped a trillion Hitlers on to Earth. It was glorious
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“Woah!” I said, somewhere else.
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then i gooned though
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I looked up and saw a meteor shower of Hitlers crashing to Earth
>NEEEEEEEEEIN
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I felt suicidal afterwards
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so i went to the hitler merch store
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and bought 2 goonhitlers for $271k
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And I bought a fashy Hitler moustache.
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Then I realized I was having fun without giving a fuck.
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Then Nophono eat my ass
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Then out of noware. My bvll approaches
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I felt unsure if I should be happy about this situation, as it all began to set in, but then….
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I drank some soy and stopped caring
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kill yourself
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I donned my Hitler stache and channled the might Hitler and screamed in the Bull's face
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But actually it wasn't the end.
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Just kidding, I said like a chud, "I AM THE CONTINUATION OF THE ARYAN RACE!"
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I then proceed to poop in my hands and throw it at a nigger
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"What the HELL is wrong wich chu?" The nigger covered in poop yelled
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"From Stalingrad to Stinkgrad, our final offensive begins NOW!" I screamed and threw a gallon of poop at the nigger
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we need a name for me said the nigger
"john egbert" said an obsessed troon
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obsessed troon -ACKs!
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john egbert is really sad about the obsessed troon acking
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john egbert gets really high on cocaine
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"No, this nigger's name will be Satania's husband!" A gigger said standing up holding a fact sign
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the gigger gets crushed by a giant comically large flying piano that falls directly on top of him
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Brown liquid seeps out from under the piano.
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john egbert gets a strange sensation, a feeling. Ice cube will post here soon.
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John Egbert then approached Nepeta. "She looks like she fucks human males" he shouted to which the horde of 'teens replied "AGREED!"
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Hitler then executed Ice Cube and John Egbert
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Hitler was filled with regret…
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He tried to revive them using the same tactic the aliens used to revive himself.
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But he didn't know how. He just took a shit on their corpses.
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In his sadness, Hitler rapes his own shit.
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>>15094526However, the shit always rapes back
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The aliens returned and started raping Hitler
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But, out of the sudden, Hitler has a vague memory of one of his thousands of pasts lifes, and in one specific life he saw something…
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started leaking
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pus and blood. it was a pooner bibisi
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John Egbert comes back
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The pooner BBC flew directly through John Egbert's head, then Nepeta sprouted from the wound.
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Then nepeta acks itself cause it’s obsessed
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a poop nigger poops out poop⁻¹
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Scientists are still wondering how that even works but it does.
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The end…. Question mark?
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In the post credits scene, Goku randomly appears for 0.00004 seconds, suggesting there might be a sequel
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The camera then pans to a shot behind the end screen. We see someone…
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The "pooner BBC" gets debunked, as no such object exists (the vast majority of pooners are white)
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Steve Harvey shows up and his BBC cums all over everyone
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This is now the sequel.
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His sperm sprouts millions of Steve Harvey clones that immediately begin raping naked grandmas
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But an army of the grandma's fucked up genetic freakshow offspring start raping Steve Harvey
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Steve Harvey's BBC is too powerful for John Egbert, Nepeta, and Hitler they must consult… him
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steve harvey's TBP splits open to give xim a neovagina
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This is now the prequel
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We get to see why there’s so much rape references on the thread…
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In a world where your power level is determined by how much you can rape
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It’s because of something something. Anyways Ice cube is still around. This IS a prequel so he SHOULD be alive.
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Ice Cube is just here to get raped by John Egbert and grind his power level
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Mr. Friendly wait in the corner, hoping for an opportunity to commit fatal copulation on John Egbert or Ice cube. But this is a prequel so how’s that gonna play out?
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Ice cube melts and transforms into water or something, now he has the powers to control oceans and he has an epic fight with John Egbert
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The battle happens.
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A BBC flys through the air
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Nothing happened for the last 6 minutes
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A random nigger dies
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clittycel
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and rapes my tight ximhole
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But to everyone's surprise, Steve Harvey joins in the brawl
"I heard there's some peckawoods who need ah assbeatin' up in hurr." Then immediately going Super Saiyan Fried Chicken and Watermelon
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>>15095683Ice cube reforms and leaves the scene because this is a prequel and he HAS to show up in the original movie. The scene continues as John Egbert is paralyzed in indecision on what to do.
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This is now the pre-sequel.
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>>15095699"DON'T TRY TO STOP ME CRACKA ASS HOMOSUCK!" Steve pre-emptively screamed at John.
"HELP ME JOHN HEEEEEEEEEELP HE'S PROLAPSING ME HEEEEEEEELP" Was all Buster could do
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Then… He showed up
"I… AM EPSTEIN!"
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>>15095741Pepe and the janny decided to fight Epstein rfirst
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Epstein gets killed with a crowbar
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Pepe and Janny are then disqualified for using weapons in the brawl tournament. They suicide for bringing such shame, Pepe's last words were "JSID…ACK"
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>>15095649This one fight was still ongoing, they both find pepe and janny's dead bodies laying on the floor
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>>15095888janny calls quote on the phone to investigate the situation closer
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>>15095907Quote sees the 2 witnesses (godzilla and charlie brown) and says
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godzilla rapes quote
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Godzilla somehow impregnates quote
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Vlodson is birthed
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>>15095938Charlie brown kills vlodson with his bare hands and feasts on his corpse
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>>15095942He turns into his final form, saitama from one punch man
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>>15095950Meximutt descends from mexigartha because gookpan es cagada
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The prophecy of Poopson has been fulfilled. Everyone's eyes begin crying poop and pus when they just look at him. He looks like he has something to say…
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>pvz will always be gooder than sally face
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>>15095961How does this connect to the story
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>>15095964Poopson said this
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This is the part of the story where every main character says their last words o algo
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>I was admin [REDACTED] this whole time
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A trans Indian irl slopjak then said
>How does this connect to the story
Before grooming kids on the cord
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The story ended in a cliffhanger, everyone dies, why godzilla and Charlie Brown were fighting in the first place is never explained, the end
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>>15095999But the pot of doll bumped the thread delaying the ending
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doll jumped out of the pot and his twp attacked a nearby chinese individual
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John egbert pauses. He looks at all the fighting and raping with a sombre expression. He looks down at his hands. He's blak. He can't help his friends with his low iq. In a desperate final move, he calls on Yakub to turn him white. The sky turns gray as a vicious thunder hits him, but instead of turning white, he has now become… indian
"I shoud have asked hitler to turn me white instead" he says with his newfound accent
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Doll squatted on the floor and shat out baby Koozy Kooz and started breastfeeding him
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The now Indian John Egbert had a sudden craving for cow shit
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>>15096170So he jumped into a pipe just like muh heckin marryo games and ended up in morbidly obese cobblestones toilet
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>>15096183Then cobblestone sat down and let out a colossal Jordanian sloppy turd into the bowl
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John Egbert ate it in a single gulp “mmmm yummy Cobblestone shit!”
Cobstone stood up and was perplexed by the disappearance of his feces “WHERE’D YOU GO YOU TURDS?” And stuck his head in the bowl
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>>15096207John indiabert stuck xher tbp into cobblestones nostril or something
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>>15096217Rapeson enters the room and rapes everybody to death
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“The insolence!” Cobblestone shrieked like a 10,000 BBC sissies. “JAMAL GET IN HERE!” And instinctively Jamal ran in and began raping the toilet
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>>15096229Then Jamal and rapeson started battling like godzilla Vs kong
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>>15096240It was a24 slowburn jump scare free kino which got number 2 on the charts only getting beat by sally face the movie
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Jamal and Rapeson then put aside their differences to rape Cobblestone
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>>15096264Then everyphono gooned to it
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The end…?
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Water and lava collided and more cobblestone clones were created
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John englbert crafts a pickaxe out of poop and climbs out of the toilet while mining the cobblestone clones. The cobblestone clones cry in pain, as john gets 5 cobblestone, but one of them runs away
