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Once upon a time there was a hard working soyak

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The hard working soyak saw that Hitler was being resurrected by nigger aliens from outer space, it was a shocking scene

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the niggers pooped so hard…

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They pooped a trillion Hitlers on to Earth. It was glorious

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“Woah!” I said, somewhere else.

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then i gooned though

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I looked up and saw a meteor shower of Hitlers crashing to Earth
>NEEEEEEEEEIN

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I felt suicidal afterwards

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so i went to the hitler merch store

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and bought 2 goonhitlers for $271k

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And I bought a fashy Hitler moustache.

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Then I realized I was having fun without giving a fuck.

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Then Nophono eat my ass

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Then out of noware. My bvll approaches

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I felt unsure if I should be happy about this situation, as it all began to set in, but then….

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I drank some soy and stopped caring

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kill yourself

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I donned my Hitler stache and channled the might Hitler and screamed in the Bull's face

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But actually it wasn't the end.

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Just kidding, I said like a chud, "I AM THE CONTINUATION OF THE ARYAN RACE!"

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I then proceed to poop in my hands and throw it at a nigger

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"What the HELL is wrong wich chu?" The nigger covered in poop yelled

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"From Stalingrad to Stinkgrad, our final offensive begins NOW!" I screamed and threw a gallon of poop at the nigger

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we need a name for me said the nigger

"john egbert" said an obsessed troon

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obsessed troon -ACKs!

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john egbert is really sad about the obsessed troon acking

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john egbert gets really high on cocaine

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"No, this nigger's name will be Satania's husband!" A gigger said standing up holding a fact sign

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the gigger gets crushed by a giant comically large flying piano that falls directly on top of him

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Brown liquid seeps out from under the piano.

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john egbert gets a strange sensation, a feeling. Ice cube will post here soon.

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John Egbert then approached Nepeta. "She looks like she fucks human males" he shouted to which the horde of 'teens replied "AGREED!"

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Ice cube is angry that the beesquito raid on /qa/ wasn’t substantial. “YOUR MEMORIES ARE DELETING YOUR MEMORIES ARE DELETING!!!” said ice cube to John Egbert.

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Hitler then executed Ice Cube and John Egbert

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Hitler was filled with regret…

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He tried to revive them using the same tactic the aliens used to revive himself.

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But he didn't know how. He just took a shit on their corpses.

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In his sadness, Hitler rapes his own shit.

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>Hitler then executed Ice Cube and John Egbert
>Hitler was filled with regret…
>He tried to revive them using the same tactic the aliens used to revive himself.
>But he didn't know how. He just took a shit on their corpses.
>In his sadness, Hitler rapes his own shit.



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