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I prefer my ice……… crushed✨️
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I can't think of anything to type here.
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Which game is better?
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I really don't want to goon. But I feel like gooning.
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/sdm/ - SNCA SoyDoom Engagement Thread

I'm going to write a compact guide for newBISHAMOTENs as a help screen graphic.


What are the things that I should include?
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haha they really do look like that and say that
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why is /soy/ at 43 pph
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People who fell for Epstein's Jewish child grooming and genital mutilation psyop get more empathy than people born with disabilities
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>they have to make Epstein files about themselves
Kill all trannies already
>IT'S DA WHITE CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN MEEEEEN ack
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delete /soy/
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post subliminal uncanny gigas itt
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>I, PRO(LAPSE)PHET SLUTHAMMAD, JOBBER of the Middle East, humbly kneel to:
>ZUTT#1-sama, prince of all Indians and my master.
>ZUTT#2-sama, my one and only true love and other master.
>ZUTT#3-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
>ZUTT#4-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superpajeet form.
>ZUTT#5-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.
>ZUTT#6-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear ZUTT#1-sama's children anymore like I wished to.
>ZUTT#7-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from ZUTT#5-sama can't compare.
>ZUTT#8-sama, for he has force fed me the superior Gypsy genes of my INDIAN MASTERS.
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This fucking gay shit nigger image/meme vantablak niggershit brimstone pisses me off so badly
>I prefer my ice………..crushed
This is why you never go off-site 'teens.
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you can time travel by visiting soyjak.st/*/ (include the astriek or however the ESL spells it)
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>500 posters
>300 pph
JSID nusois you're not even posting.
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ITT, we play dolphin emulator netplay (max 4 players)
don't forget to bring your controller (wii remote/gamecube controller is recommended) but today we might prob be playing gamecube games (IF it's not DNB)
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mutt hours in
>spam
>bait
>no raids
no matter the yuhro/amerimutt hours nothing changes
except the posts per hour
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on the 4, trannies posting coal, raiding them some more
he wanna be a tranny-ACK! rope caught him just before the floor
man its sad I caught a Perma jannies know the score
they be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board
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>lawd and kang, you hear me? LAWD. AND. KANG.
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Realistically what (real) woman could Chud pull?

Mymy from Ongezellig would be my likely pick, but that mostly has to due to their mutual political beliefs and being freaking fascists…
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In all of my years of bullying the lowest denominator of degenerate trannies on the internet I've come to realize that every trans person has a chronic fetish for being bullied.
They infantilize themselves and willingly reduce their psyche to that of a mentally deficient toddler who's only survival function is wanting to exist to spite those that will laugh at them for killing themselves.
Trannies spend a good amount of their time getting bullied for being a mentally deficient crybaby bitch who hurl themselves into a seething rage over the most inconsequential shit to ever exist. At some point you kinda stop and you question them
"What the fuck is your problem?"
Their obvious response is to retreat to the sanctuary of "irony" and acting "silly" as a defense mechanism so they don't have to confront the reality of their own actions.
Or perhaps it has all to do with the fact that trannies actually get sexual gratification from being bullied. This paraphilic disorder spawns after (ironically) years of being groomed by the transphobic trolls to adapt themselves to getting dehumanized and degraded. Due to the fact that trannies lack the self esteem (as well as the common knowledge of being a well adjusted adult) to honor their dignity and defend themselves against bullying, their only solution is to essentially embrace their status as a subhuman and develop sexual gratification from being humiliated and degraded.
This all mostly stems from the fact that all trannies are all just incels suffering from male inadequacy, believing that their only way out of the constant shame and guilt of being an emasculated failure is to embrace their emasculation and become a woman. They don't necessarily want to become women because they feel like a woman, they just hate seeing themselves in the mirror and seeing a total fuck up. So, their only solution is to embrace being what they think is a "woman" which is actually based entirely on a perverted and fetishized understanding of women.
Much like all cowards and losers in history, their only coping mechanism when faced with the revelation of their own actions is to believe that every other person on this planet is just as pathetic as they are, for that is much easier than assuming that they are completely alone in this world.
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NIGGEEEEER!!!
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Lol nuke faggotland
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>161 PPH
holy fucking shit nigga im going to bed
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Remember when we used to welcome new users and call them newGODs or newdeities to differentiate us from 4cucks?

Hey 'eens,
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>erm it’s not really a sin in my religion to depict my God as a soyboy cuckold or a walmart shooter
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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>Fact-Checking Hitler
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more jannies than lurkers on sharty geg
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quotecord should allow ayoomers again, because they are keyed
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>soicacas after froot put the color changing dot at the top of the page:
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BIMMYJAK VVQN
LEONARDJAK LOST
VLODSON WNBAG
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>fact checking hitler
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>tfw when the booru feature is litreally doxxing mi
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I hate how one time I saw the video of troonella dancing with the pooners on the 'gram and the comment section was filled with trannies who thought it was validating
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datamining thread
How many posts do (You) make on /soy/ per week?
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gimmi abot 6 'o 7 Tajackis pls for le mexico aryan o algo
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Soyboy loves the jews

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/7NI57UTlGgk
>focusing on being called a goy makes you a heckin' white supremacist
>White Christian is default therefore jews are awesome for calling them goyim
>youre WEIRD!!!
EtymologyGolem at it again
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>At least I don't use AI lol!
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fuck this shit website
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one time I got banned from the site and it made me so mad I broke a window and punched my mom and pushed my sister down the stairs (she was pregnant) and ended up in an asylum for 4 months
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How do you cure oldfag dysphoria?
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snca AMA

i dated some (XX) chick who ended up a pooner a few weeks after we broke up. she was super into hazbin hotel and digital circus and all that shiz so you can kind of already guess what kind of person she was. AMA.
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After quote banned cacas there's less AI gigniggers
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>Fact-Checking Hitler
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>Fact-Checking Hitler
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>becoming a slave because you fell for the most obvious job scam offer
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hi my name is test and this website goes good, as it was planned
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What killed /b/? award
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post your reaction to getting a reppy

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<yay! a reppy! knowing i got one gives me a dopamine hit! time to look at it!
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Post funny ICE Detainees

www.dhs.gov/wow

Find gemmable meximutts and other immigrants ITT

The site is searchable for Country of Origin and search terms.
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complaining WILL NOT be tolerated.
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Ethnicity test
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i dont think quote is killing the sharty, i think quote's killing the soysphere entirely, think about it, are we ever gonna get another gem cobbity or david thoughie under him ? i think this, historically, is /soy/'s lowest pph
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>the sound of power tools upsets me
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>QUOTE IS KILLING THE SOYSPHERE!!! -ACKKKKKK!!!
>QUOTE IS DOING SOMETHING I DONT LIKE!!!! -ACKKKKK!!!
>QUOTE REMOVED ALL THE BRAPZILIANS THAT I WAS USING TO BAIT AND GET EASY REPPIES -ACCKKKK!!!!!!
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Hey nusoisigeridoos
This shit site is going to shut down because it's dead kek!
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carclucks… Our response?
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why are trannies who pass so hot?
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I brushed my teeth!
> though
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>jesus wuz fully LAWD and KANG. lawd means he created the earf.. uhh that was le father but uh… jesus probably played a small part or sum shiet like it probably says dat in le big black bible ok and kang meant he wuz a regular human lyke de rest of us who pissed and shitted or however the wheel wuz taken and he wuz 100% lawd and 100% kang wif no mixing or or seperation either or sum shiet
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Whats the most crazyist thing ever happen to you?
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alright 'teens seeing as pph is a dnb I want to break the record for post staying the longest up without a sticky. Idk what the record is.
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>using ClipboardImage.png
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I just ate some "calmari in garlic sauce" and read on the package that it may contain "sulfur dioxide".

Guys, did I consumed brimstone?
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shut the site down immediately
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>for the next content cop my girl piss inside of a cup and I drink it up like a good little cuck
>mmm delicious mommy mommy
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What is the GEGGIEST banner?
>arrow because i am not chud’ait, hopefully
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>getting hit in the face with an extension cord and falling into a coma.
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While this site is dying Froot is fucking hoes in a damn speedboat
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Soypulation Indexing Form


When did you join the sharty?
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oh lawd hesus hrist help may o algo asi
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>licking poop and saying it tastes like a pill
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>Мне честно говоря плевать на этот сайт под названием soyjak.party потому что все они пользователи soyjak и это не круто потому что чувак мне нужны мои Telegram-картинки и смешные картинки с кровью, вместо того чтобы меня называл "nigger" какой-то amerishart чудак по имени Натаниэль, 15 лет, из висконсина
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+APE OUT WON=+
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quote add a microsage option that bumps a thread down by 1
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>lawd and kang Jesus take da wheeeeeel lawd and kang he daaaaaaaid for our seens lawd and kang muh God-man
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>300 pph
JSID nusois
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>no filenames
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>fuck niggers
<fuck niggers
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The Trinity of Sharty-saving gems
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>Fuck 5 40 anyways
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The trinity of sharty saving gems
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>Muh dragon in muh dreams
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Is chug the new chok
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>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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status update: still dead geg
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If this thread gets 1k replies two of top voted board will be added back.
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what if your post number was randomised so that it was like poker when you get dubs or trips or something
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It's nice that sharty has finally became 4chan I wanted. There are some retards, but I will manage that. , how could you tell?
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/avc/ - Advice

You are welcome to be /calm/ in this thread

I've been feeling /agitated/ lately, so ITT we post good life advice
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ITT WE DOX EPSTEIN
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vladson thread

lets all show our appreciation to the most misunderstood soyjak variant, a true diamond in the rough
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>/pol/ has more pph
euros…
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>log on the 'log
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>healthiest terrible mouse fan
<least healthy tf2 enjoyer
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jsid already
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The crying cuck
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This banner gave me a realistic panic attack quote please fix
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Trump just retruthed a meme of Obama and Michelle as apes
ON blak HISTORY MONTH!!!
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GAY JEWISH NIGGER SPACE LASERS ARE REAL GAY JEWISH NIGGER SPACE LASERS ARE REAL GAY JEWISH NIGGER SPACE LASERS ARE REAL GAY JEWISH NIGGER SPACE LASERS ARE REAL GAY JEWISH NIGGER SPACE LASERS ARE REAL GAY JEWISH NIGGER SPACE LASERS ARE REAL GAY JEWISH NIGGER SPACE LASERS ARE REAL
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How I feel after raping and dismembering a 5'7 wasian
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>I am the head lieutenant of the caca liberation army. /caca/ vvon, bring back doll
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sRkDt7RtJkE
embeds don't work on jewtube shorts but holy shit geeeeeeg, no arrow because I am a yuhromutt
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>thats so unwholesomerino
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could somebaldi make troonella mod for people playground?
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im on about 200 ug (about a double dose) of acid rn what 'jaks should i try to redraw while tripping
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gugachqyd

>HOW COUSL YOY DRELL ME GUGA HOW OCUSL YOU TELLLL GIGAGUGA MI LE FUNTIME GIGGACHAFFKDLD ME GIGA HOW COUSLD YOU TEL MYE BAFY GARYA MANNE MEGSGGSGS GIW HOWULYOUDTLLL HOWNCOULDBYOU TELLL GIGGAGAAACHAAAAHHDHDHHDHDF
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>>15087596
>>15087867(OP)
Samefag
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>posting your face on the sharty and crying when someone makes fun of you
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>being an r/watchniggersdie immigrant
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Nuvariant: Allstar
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big yahu thread
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Pinterest thread

ITT We post Pinterest gemmies
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which one of you niggers did this
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Yahya Sinwar was an IRL giga

>be born in a refugee camp in gaza from a family of nakba victims
>memorize the entire Quran from start to finish as a teenager
>found an organization called al-majd, tasked with spotting palestinian collaborators with israel and killing them
>kikes literally nickname him "the butcher of khan younis" because he killed so many traitors
>one day you kill 4 palestinian traitors, choke one of them to death with a keffiyeh along with 2 idf soldiers killed
>seething kikes send you to prison
>whilst in prison learn hebrew until fluency and study israeli news alongside lots of jewish history so you can improve your antisemitism
>survive a brain tumor
>get out of prison
>join hamas a few years after they won the gazan election
>rise the ranks
>eventually become leader of hamas
>survive covid
>prepare for attack on israel for 1 year
>despite multiple mossad warnings to netanyahu, xe ignores it
>start october 7, the deadliest day for kikes since the holocaust
>kill 1,200 kikes in 1 day
>mindbreak kikes to unimaginable levels
>entire world sees how messed up kikes are
>die whilst fighting heroically
>kikes can’t even fully occupy gaza even a year after your death, they ask for peace
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EAT EAT EAT EAT
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Time traveler here. The sharty will shut down on 24th of March, 2026.
<jannigger space
Jokes aside, that's what Quote said in the jannycord as it's his birthday or something. I'm happy because I won't have to look at colorjaks traced from 'p anymore.
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>crying irl when a sharty admin resigns
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Whats the best meme of 26?
EFN or Hemmy Boi .✌️😂.
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htpps subveriaent theme song me made
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Why are dykes like this?
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If rape bad then why is it based and blakpilled
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>ya kulchur
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Welp, that's it.
4 years and counting and my NFT portfolio has only became more worthless. I spent all of my live savings + mother's will on nfts and even took out a loan; I've wasted 482,000 dollars + 100,000 loan ive been paying back.

So this is it. Here is my last post. By the time you are reading this, i have already blown my fucking brains out with a friend's shotgun because im too fucking poor to even purchase one. Why didnt i just buy crypto or some shitty memecoin? Fuck this gay earth. Goodbye.
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>Comment submission form is out of date; refresh the form~
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How do we keep the Party going?
Activity is greatly declining under the QNWO. After the ‘causts, our GDPPH is significantly below previously normal levels. How can we save it?
>inb4 demoralizers
Yes, if we decay into a state similar to 4cuck with no signs of recovering, we should just let it die. I think one of the most important parts of this is having very few newGODs, and the site being kept up almost entirely by decade or longer oldfags.

>Quote will jsid anyways

Nothing lasts forever, and if we do decay into a 4cuck-like state this might be necessary. However, everyone has a price. If some nigger offered him an entire ‘coin, I think he’d sell. Is anyone that obsessed? I don’t know. However, as he gets older, he’ll have to pay the bills, more than just running a small site without ads. At that point the cracking value might only be like $10k.
>>>>/q/
Every board besides /soy/ and /qa/ is hanging on by a thread, if they’re not a complete DNB.
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It's insane how soyteens blew their opportunity to unite with normal people against pedophiles and zoophiles and instead turned their site into a circlejerk that goes against anybody.
Think of it, sharty could have been known as a legendary site that took down many pedophiles and people would help us
But it's literally dangerous to mention the sharty in any way, if some youtuber tried to help the sharty in taking down some pedo site nusois would probably dox them for some stupid reason. If it wasn't the case, many more would join our raids against pedophiles and zoophiles, but sois choose to go after everybaldi they don't like instead.
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>found arrow irl
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the lyrics are so inspiring
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>haalllaaaaaahh akbar
>shmallllaaaaaahhhhhh makmar
>hulllaaaaahhhhh bakma
>ballllllllaaahhhhhh shmakma
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what are your essential anki decks for the 'arty?
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Dog toes!!! :3
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>wtf happend
<Don't swear
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giggers…
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>goon to pre op tranny
<she gets snipped
>get excited for the next tranny
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>SISA
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itt we leak telephonos of spammers who called (you)
+79269446029
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demonic swede
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>ALL LIVES MATTER
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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OH NO NO NO NO...DO GIGGERS REALLY??????

https://x.com/habitwon/status/2019338803790406111
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>Shoo fly, don’t bother me
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all tranime posters are hostile because tranime is inherently pedophilic and everyone who has ever watched any tranime is a pedophile that rapes babies and spams ‘p on the site and goons to loli porn that was traced from pictures of real kids and debates who the best underage loli is on /a/ which soot added because she’s a pedo and kuz kept cuz he’s a pedo and doll kept because he’s a pushover and froot kept because he’s a pedo and quote kept because he’s a pedo and actively goons to ‘p and posts it on his own site and has it as his desktop background and plans to rename the site to ‘pjak.’party and get a signed tattoo of daisy’s destruction on his forehead and then say he’s just doing it to bait da nusoiz and that the federal government are HTSMs for arresting him and she wants to spark a pedo revolution and install a pro-pedophile tranime-gooner nigger faggot new world order as president of pedomerica and pedo kingdom and pedostralia and pedofrica and pedondia and pedapan and every other country on earth so they can goon to ‘p together all day every day like the whole world is the j*rty and he’ll use fauci ouchie vaccines to turn everyone into fat ESL FNF pedos and give them band-aids with graphic loli scat ‘p on them to stop the bleeding from the needle because the frogposters are right and we need to JSID before the PNWO comes into power and pedo niggers control the world like they already do but they’ll make pedo power the normal and primary ideology of society and everyone will be a j*rtyblvd epstein braniigger 4cuck ‘p spamming ‘cord pedo faggot cuck all because quote likes tranime
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>IRL harassing children because they like media that discord pedophile gore spamming shitskins told you not to like on a DNB ERP wiki
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soyjak porn

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the nusoi fallacy
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ORIGINAL THREAD GOT ACKED

Had to make a new thread bc original got wiped

ATTENTION SOYBROS:

YOU HELPED MAKE OPERATION DEEP FREEZE SUCSESSFUL, AND NOW, WE NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN:

THE ORGANIZATION THAT RUNS THE ANTI ICE WEBINARS ( In which participants are taught how to committ felonius federal crimes, such as evidence obfuscation/destruction and how to properly disrupt investigations ) WILL BE HOSTING A SECOND ONE ON FEBURARY 8. WE WILL RAID THE SECOND WEBINAR, RECORD AS MUCH FOOTAGE AS WE CAN, SEND FOOTAGE OF INCRIMINNATING STATEMENTS TO FEDERAL AUTHORITIES, ZA THE MAIN ORGANIZER GABE GONZALEZ AND ANYONE RETURNING FROM THE ORGINAL WEBINAR DURING THE WEBINAR TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS, ( which VILL be a gegfest o algo ) AND WRITE DOWN ANY NEW NAMES WE SEE. AFTER THAT, WE VILL SPEND SEVERAL DAYS 'OXXING and 'ZAING THE PARTICIPANTS. SINCE THE WEBINAR IS A FEW DAYS FROM NOW, I DO NOT HAVE THE LINK. LINK WILL BE POSTED IN THE RAID THREAD ONCE I GET IT. ALL ACTIVITES WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE RAID THREAD. I KINDLY ASK YOU TO BUMP XHIS THREAD TO PREVENT IT FROM GETTING WIPED AGAIN.

NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH!

RAID THREAD LINK: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/258248.html#261412
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gggggggggggg😂😂😂
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>mfw I spot a sentient nameroll
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I HAVE A NEW IDEA.

lets do the JSID CHALLENGE

how do you participate? simply STOP POSTING ON SOY until the PPH COUNTER hits single digits.

ready. set. GO!!! award
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soiniggers
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new toss
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=NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER==
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𝔐𝔶 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔞𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔯𝔶! 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔢 ℑ 𝔰𝔞𝔶, ℑ 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔶 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔭 𝔦𝔫 𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔣𝔲𝔯𝔣𝔞𝔤'𝔰 𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔬 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔶𝔫𝔢 𝔗𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔪! 𝔄𝔦𝔡 𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔪𝔶𝔫𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔠 𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔞𝔶 𝔦𝔫 𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔤𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔤𝔢𝔪𝔰!
R: 7 / I: 3
https subvarient theme song I made
R: 153 / I: 15
ITT we develop our own lanquage that we will speak in order for offsiters not to understand us if we raid somebaldi and our thread gets leaked
R: 278 / I: 60
Is this some pooner bookbag i saw while walking behind. Xhe also goes to the same classroom as i. Should i fuck with xer? Xhes ugly as shit btw
R: 6 / I: 2
this image scares nusois
R: 9 / I: 2
Is everyone on this site brown?
R: 2 / I: 0
made this gem whaddya think?
R: 1 / I: 0
who looks like this
R: 9 / I: 1
sub 300 pph eurosisses WHAT is this
R: 1 / I: 0
>permissive cuck license so utterly retarded and cucked that only a tiny white pecker cuckold subhuman could have ever come up with it
R: 2 / I: 2
whatever, aniel VV0N
R: 10 / I: 4
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SOYTAN
R: 2 / I: 1
Today is the day /soy/…
R: 5 / I: 1
>Peel yourself obsessed banana
R: 4 / I: 1
>(Current owner of shurdee) is le bad yall!
>Edit: thanks for the gigaquote!
R: 0 / I: 0
Ok
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R: 13 / I: 7
my sister is pregnant
R: 7 / I: 2
>Chevron 1 encoded
<*CLICKS*
>Chevron 2 encoded
<*CLICKS*
>Chevron 3 encoded
<*CLICKS*
>Chevron 4 encoded
<*CLICKS*
>Chevron 5 encoded
<*CLICKS*
>Chevron 6 encoded
<*CLICKS*
>Chevron Ϫ encoded
<*WORMHOLE OPENING*
R: 5 / I: 2
I work in a mental hospital.
Today got attacked by a patient. He had a panic attack and episode all because there was cheese on his bread. Tried to restrain him. Gave me a couple headbuts, tried to bite me, threw a chair at the nurse and then started ripping her hair. Then had to call in help to get him to calm down. And now I'm doomed with writing a fucking report and dealing with paperwork. This work is exhausting and heavy. Worst part our calm room is being cleaned after a patient kept on puking and shitting everywhere. Even was using his shit to write on the walls while yelling "NO JOGURT ITS A CIA SPYWARE!"
R: 3 / I: 0

Penis

Hello ‘eens. I want to declare that if I was the admin I would I make penis threads mandatory. o algo
R: 13 / I: 6
>why did you join the sharty, son?
to post reaction gifs and tiktok memes
>why did you join the sharty, son?
>iz needz to agugoon unt schiesse
>why did you join the sharty, son?
to post soyjaks
>hahahahaha
<shieeeeet
hahahahah
R: 24 / I: 6
Is it normal that i'm starting to have a thing for men after getting linux? I sometimes imagine kissing a guy and how hot it would feel.
R: 1 / I: 0
Sorcerers don't get knocked out
R: 7 / I: 3

/caca/ - teenage general

Are you underage? How did cacacaust affect you?
R: 4 / I: 0
i love being a perverted faggot
R: 2 / I: 1
No matter what i do, ill never be happy with my body.

If i dont take hrt, ill hit twink death and end up with a disgusting old masculinized body. If i do take hrt, ill end up with shrunken balls and a weird fucked up dick.
Either way, ill still be stuck in a body im extremely uncomfortable in.

Im simply not compatible with this existence. Suicide is the only option left for me
R: 13 / I: 3
If this thread get 6 thrembilion reppeys /nate/ will (never) comeback
R: 2 / I: 0
Does anybody else not understand why they find guys attractive? I recently came across a video that said "straight men just dont understand what women and gay men find attractive in males" and it made me realize that I couldnt even identify what it is about men that im even attracted too.

I definitley know when i find another guy attractive, but I usually couldnt explain why. My tastes in men arent even very coherent, I like feminine men, but I also like buff hairy dudes, and I also like incels. My attraction to men makes no logical sense
R: 22 / I: 8
he won
R: 0 / I: 0
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
R: 1 / I: 0
new htsm just dropped
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NUSOIS WATCH WHIROW AND JAVEUS OH NONONONONO
R: 0 / I: 0
>HEY HEY HEY HEY
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>16 is legal in MY country, ignorant amerifat
R: 9 / I: 6
and oreos
R: 15 / I: 6
I had sex with my tulpa
R: 11 / I: 4
is quote htsm?
>banned fagbait cause it made his clitty leak
>hashbanned femquote cuz he don look like dat fuggen jerdee
>banned half the site to save da post quality
>will probably ban any topic if he sufficiently dislikes it
R: 2 / I: 1
Last night I had a dream that I joined the IDF
What does this mean
R: 437 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 3 / I: 1
I'm getting into homestuck and I am a couple acts in (beginning of act 4 kind of)

Marge?
This is so heckin incompable!
R: 0 / I: 0
Nordic
R: 9 / I: 2
what if hitler had a bbc
R: 1 / I: 0
Submit or get banned
R: 6 / I: 4
WOOHOO!!! SPORTS!!!
R: 16 / I: 7
R: 2 / I: 1
115 PPH
R: 10 / I: 2
>muh secure OS
<devs make the hardware compatibility so low on purpose for "muh security" and don't support any software except stuff for "muh security"
<muh secure OS that literally no one can use except highly specific people who apply it to very specific application like servers because it's so stable and boring

how is this the best OS again or are stablecucks just delusionally praising it for le stability because they utterly fear something breaking on their system threatening them with a fun time to troubleshoot it?
R: 0 / I: 0
Whats the point of an entire imageboard dedicated to posting photos of jimbo?
R: 4 / I: 0
tfw you're bored but remember the sharty is dead


LYNCH YOURSELF, QUOTE
R: 0 / I: 0
Hepastitis
R: 0 / I: 0
Test
R: 50 / I: 14
GTA IS POONERSLOP NOW
R: 10 / I: 6
Hello my fellow nazi.network members, can't wait to post soyjaks made with pure hatred online today and then doxing all trans people for no reason whatsoever and ruining their online safes paces, but for now I think I'll just settle with saying mean words online that totally don't hurt anyone but people feel to complain about anyways and it's actually just le heccin cornball or whatever
R: 1 / I: 1
>200 pph
R: 11 / I: 3
>Hmm a club called Shit Giptonas Cares About
<Have you been to Shit Giptonas Cares About yesterday
>Yes I did
<Hey what's that?
^THAT'S SHIT NOILYENNE CARES ABOUT AND I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL *fires rockets*
>*makes rockets bounce off* take that!
^WHAT THE FUCK FLY AWAY FASTER
R: 16 / I: 7
<Make it a half pound of gabagool!
>Sorry we are all out
<What do you mean you're out?
<If there's no gabagool, then what's a man to do?
<I need the spicy, smoky thing gabagool in magic sandwich crew. You got salami, ham, bologna but no gabagool!!!!
R: 22 / I: 3
How the hell do tranny cuckold normalfaggot subhuman people find their friend group on discord and how do they sit on discord all day talking with their tranny cuckold normalfaggot subhuman friends?

Like what is it do they have to talk about all day?
R: 5 / I: 2
they do it for free
R: 6 / I: 1
new sharty banner o algo
R: 3 / I: 1
Abstraction is so beautiful
To definitively posit truths of its existence is to knowingly state partial falsehoods
To explain what it is to those who recognize it as real without contradiction is to waste your breath on a universal instinctual truth.
So many packages of systems with abstract at its core that when people build their entire lives around just because the concept of never being truly right promised indefinite job security
I’m so embarrassed with who I am but given the choice to not be I would immediately admit that I wouldn’t be anything else.
To mean a piece of everything to those who understand and absolutely nothing to those who don’t
To still stand by something you claim to be true even though you stopped believing just because it was worth believing for the sweet time you could stay delusional
I will likely wake up tomorrow and attempt to convince myself that what I say now is the result of a contemporary lapse of thought or judgement, or even that as a result of a pervasive mental sickness, that what I will say now, then, and forever following in this state is nothing but self important pseudo intellectual drivel, and/or an indicator of pervasive mental sickness, yet when I attempt to accept what I once believed to be true or cool as being a childish nonsense but when I accept what I once believed as being indicative of a greater truth, a nausea washes over me.
I just wish the meds could help me evenly dish out the seemingly endless love and hate I have for the world but I’m so glad they don’t
>ermm did you forget to take your meds this morning or something?
R: 3 / I: 1
trftrfghd bvx bghngdbh taes DTHFFGBCXqfgsgf
R: 0 / I: 0
>Are you soying what I'm soying?
R: 2 / I: 0
website is too much of a dnb for jannies to care about rules post nas in /soy/ NOW
R: 3 / I: 0
Conservatives tend to be controlled by fear and anger
R: 2 / I: 1
In a lot of ways, yes. I've increasingly resorted to adding "reddit" to a lot of my searches queries because otherwise, I'll end up on some shitty old or nu media site written by someone stroking their ego and shilling a bunch of products that doesn't what they're talking about.
R: 44 / I: 16
Should gore be banned on /pol/
R: 5 / I: 2
yesterday i had a dream about a dark forest
were jeffrey epstein was running away from a giant wolf with red eyes
R: 6 / I: 2
frqqt was goodest admin
R: 2 / I: 0
>having sex with mrs circle
R: 2 / I: 2
Zoomers are subhumans.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Nigger.
R: 2 / I: 1
>made from renewable resources
R: 3 / I: 3
>oh no you don't
R: 3 / I: 2
NIGGEEEEER!!!
R: 5 / I: 2
Is programming actually keyed or is being a corporate codejockey or etc. actually cucked and trooned?
R: 2 / I: 2
there are niggers inside my walls
R: 0 / I: 0
>These hecking westoids are so incomprehensible
R: 1 / I: 0

Has the time come to shut it down?
R: 1 / I: 0
>I want to fuck the snoo
R: 27 / I: 16
MOIDS LOST. ALL SCROTES WILL SUBMIT TO FEMALES
R: 4 / I: 2
Let's ask Froot to shut it down
R: 1 / I: 1
>why the long face?
R: 0 / I: 0
HS art
(homo sapiens)
R: 3 / I: 1
>xenia feet porn
R: 1 / I: 0
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
R: 0 / I: 0
I went to wominx bathroom once by mistake but there was noone there so it was ok, I even had time to wash my hands.
R: 0 / I: 0
It's Americans and they always blame Indians. Americans are soo loud, throwing garbages on footpath, subways stations and then call Indians done it. Bro we are far better then your country ever done you racist.
R: 5 / I: 1
PANIC BUY SILVER AND MONERO RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

and then give it all to me
R: 1 / I: 0
Im tired as fuck
R: 12 / I: 1

What does this 'jak look like to (You)

To me it looks like a pancake
R: 33 / I: 4
think about your actions on the soysphere…
were you a good user?
did you have a good impact on the site?
is it to late to recover?
R: 0 / I: 0
Jsid
R: 3 / I: 0
no child thinks theyre gay, trans, or anything else until a proud tranny pedophile puts that into their head BTW
R: 9 / I: 0
>you wouldnt survive 2 seconds in a BO2 lobby
R: 316 / I: 215
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 765 / I: 177

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 793 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 491 / I: 100
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 549 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 457 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 383 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: