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Christ lost
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compressed zartycuck on the 'log
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NOTES THREAD

Jannies leak the notes of anyone who asks me first please
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ORIGINAL THREAD GOT ACKED

Had to make a new thread bc original got wiped

ATTENTION SOYBROS:

YOU HELPED MAKE OPERATION DEEP FREEZE SUCSESSFUL, AND NOW, WE NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN:

THE ORGANIZATION THAT RUNS THE ANTI ICE WEBINARS ( In which participants are taught how to committ felonius federal crimes, such as evidence obfuscation/destruction and how to properly disrupt investigations ) WILL BE HOSTING A SECOND ONE ON FEBURARY 8. WE WILL RAID THE SECOND WEBINAR, RECORD AS MUCH FOOTAGE AS WE CAN, SEND FOOTAGE OF INCRIMINNATING STATEMENTS TO FEDERAL AUTHORITIES, ZA THE MAIN ORGANIZER GABE GONZALEZ AND ANYONE RETURNING FROM THE ORGINAL WEBINAR DURING THE WEBINAR TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS, ( which VILL be a gegfest o algo ) AND WRITE DOWN ANY NEW NAMES WE SEE. AFTER THAT, WE VILL SPEND SEVERAL DAYS 'OXXING and 'ZAING THE PARTICIPANTS. SINCE THE WEBINAR IS A FEW DAYS FROM NOW, I DO NOT HAVE THE LINK. LINK WILL BE POSTED IN THE RAID THREAD ONCE I GET IT. ALL ACTIVITES WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE RAID THREAD. I KINDLY ASK YOU TO BUMP XHIS THREAD TO PREVENT IT FROM GETTING WIPED AGAIN.

NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH!

RAID THREAD LINK: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/258248.html#261412
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>DROP THE BRIMSTONE. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. COME QUIETLY OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
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itt we make up monster for a horror game

Yesterday we thought of:
<Regular monsters
>Behind door nigger
>Reaction monster (QTE-like)
>Slow follower
>Grenade trap
>Music box monster
>Flashlight stealer
<Bosses
>Office: manager and creepy people
Itt we continue thinking of monsters. This time we think of 3 more bosses and boss locations
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>elephant piss and shit
>jeets dying
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hive

hive
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Christ won
sage if pedophile o9igger currently drowning in xer own leakage
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/ng/ - Never Goon general

post them
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What is your favourite type of chocolate
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While in the store i saw someone left a bottle of mustard in the fruit aisle. And next it was a mango. I shit you not i went insane over that.
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>nobeidore cays ayuubdis
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Where (You) productive today?
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Why don't nusois ever mention that a large fraction if not the majority of failtrolls are nazis?
Order of nine angels is a nazi organization, other failtroll cults are quasi-nazi, almost every other failtroll cult is somethingwaffen 'ctualian rapekrietz slop.
But instead of distancing yourself from nazi ideology soyteens embraced it. There wouldn't be as many soyteens becoming failtrolls if they didn't.
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ITT WE USE FONT CUSTOMIZATION AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
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kek i like how this nigga flightformsyracuse just used a random geometry dash toss in his video
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Is there a single reason why we shouldn't kill every single shartycuck? Rhetorical question btw.
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>Satan won

(sage if pedo no exceptions)
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ANDREW IS LIVE HES OUR SHARTY STREAMER GET IN!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=She9a3vuTcU
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Christ lost
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>divine irony oh my izzat, oh my izzat is being redeemed
>long live the shitty hegemony
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ITT MUSIC THREAD

post some songs o algo
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I would kill every single shartykek with my bare hands if it meant the lying would stop.
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Adam Lanza won
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I think Jeffrey Epstein called me a nigger in an xbox 360 party in 2014
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>googlechad
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How good are you with money?
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what if pizza gate was real? Could it be since epstein shit is real o algo do you see my vision
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WHAT IS THIS
File: Quotes_real_identity.mp4📥︎ (28.5 MB, 1920×1080)
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Would you hug xim?
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/fit/ - Fitness

Discuss fitness advice/progress here

How can a skinny nigger like me get moosils?
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> Medici is white
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Nupid Stiggers
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The new vacuum sealed shit pod

Installed with premium sharty culture
>image dumping
>shitposting
>spamming
>childish jabs
>coloring book soyjaks
>random=funny
>daily affirmations
>dolls with soyjaks
>racebait
>pedophilia projection
Look at those little turds swimming! Enter at your own risk!
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Quote the typa guy to have an apple core, a fish bone, and a banana peel in his trash can
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durr
silly carz!! :3
Love from Israel
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Soyness combat thread #8. I'm currently finishing the very last part of the second fight scene and plan to make the next map myself. I want it to be more decorated and such so give me posters of trxns valid things to put on the wall.
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i hate niggers
lynch niggers
burn niggers
fucking rape niggers
hang niggers
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poop is objectively the best energy source
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>random gay SNCA
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Conspiracies

ITT: we share conspiracy theories we believe

I think that climate change has been overexaggerated to convice the population to pay more taxes and give the (((government))) more control over the economy.
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fuck man the log is fucking gem rn
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>i can feel it kicking
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15 mexicans or lebron james
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Who made this brimstone nigga
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I think elonmusk tought that the epstein files were just the flight logs and he tought the emails n shiet wouldnt be released and thats why he said that he wasnt in the epstein files but trump was because trump was abble to get in to the island but elon was too autistic for epstein.
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posting a metawhining thread whining about metawhining
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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long-dead website won
Omori lost
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Natetok general, post natetok gemmies
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Jesus VVON

satan lqst.
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This fucking gay shit nigger image/meme vantablak niggershit brimstone pisses me off so badly
>I prefer my ice………..crushed
This is why you never go off-site 'teens.
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Post with anonymous in email to avoid nameroll
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>real nigger rapist react to Nigger Rape Simulator 2019
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>TFW Femquote is bigger than you
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>i hope this helps!
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>healthiest terrible mouse fan
<least healthy tf2 enjoyer
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what do you guys think of nyatchze, he totally browses this place
^yes jannies, this IS related to soyjaks
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is my room keyed? :3
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>posting ai slop of troonslop to reverse-bait the baiters
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>TFW Miss Circle is bigger than you
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Let's all love Lain
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after the guy wabag btw
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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What do soyteens do for skincare routine? I personally cleanse and moisturise once a day because I can't be bothered to do it in the morning o algx
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why is 4chan so far behind in reality
they still laughing at the same memes from 2009-2015
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Put an ominous 3-year-long countdown counting down the time until this site shuts down
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who remembers fish tycoon?
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Why don't soycucks discuss anything other than what makes them seethe. Even 4cuck has more interesting discussion than the sharty now
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im gonna make a cartoon its gonna be about 2 douchebags that ruin everything for everybody has that ever been done before
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we should send two more voyagers into space except with jaks
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does anyone have any streamyard's to troll
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FLICKR VVQN FLICKR VVQN FLICKR VVQN FLICKR VVQN
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>This is the only known photograph
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I'm a 30 year old soyteen
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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Poo poo test? fuggen jerdee
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New litmus test of wether you should post something on sharty: think of wether you would let every normalcaca around you know that you posted it. Would you genocide everybody of certain race or that you support blowing random streamer's ears and spamming gore in their servers and doxing them just for fun? If the answer is no, don't post it or do those things. Otherwise you are a freak hiding behind anonymity and detaching yourself from consequences of reality.
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>when she invites you to her place and you see a blåhaj on her bed
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itt we post geggy jewtube thumbnails
>4cuck is le heccin scary hacker drug site
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Thought provoking question

Would Rapeson be inclusive of Trans women? Or does he go after cissies only?
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ANDREW VISSER IS LIVE, COME JOIN ON PANEL AS SPEAKER!

Be nice, xe is an aryan wholesomeGQD
LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ln1wZltp8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ln1wZltp8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ln1wZltp8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ln1wZltp8M fuggen jerdee
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HELP
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Soy Wojak Variant Website
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ITT WE LOOK FOR EVIDENCE OF PRE-SWEDE SOYJAKS AND FORGOTTEN SHARTY CULTURES USING GOOGLE IMAGES
(USE BEFORE:YEAR IN SEARCH)
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holy FUCKING SHIT ITS BURNING MY EYES. DOES THE 'KI NOT HAVE A DARK-MODE OR SOMETHING
>FLOOD
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>Klasky Csupo
>aleughggughuugh honk honk boing
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>mailto: anonymous
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Bring back /cado/
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recently installed openSUSE tumbleweed and solved my first buggerino (lost my virginity)

openSUSE is such an epic winnerinokino

only retarded twp cuckycels who hate corporations for some reason (evendoe only trannies do that) hate openSUSE for basically no reason. openSUSE tumbleweed is flipping heckin awesome xd ^w^
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>Batman would hate YOU
>Sonic agrees with ME
>YOU are the bad guy
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>Fuckin A, CIA!
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==%%Reddit gems%%==

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What is it about Touhou that makes shitskins/roaches seethe hard?

>it's all tranime

No, I always notice it's Touhou in particular

>It's not aryan nusoi

I'm not trying to say it is, I'm just saying that whenever someone seethes heavily at it, it mostly turns out to be a shitskin
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why did a tranitor just make he `tan thread unbumpable? this shit didnt break any rules are tranitors really that retarded? literally 5th best performing thread on the catty but got cucked by a rouge tranitor, rulecuckshits what is this?
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>Also by the way shartypedophiles, you lost the get, spore won. /qa/ lost.
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>andrew visser shilling
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fuck this shit website
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I think all sharty users relate to the final song ;)
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i dont think theres ever been a more insufferable autistic rich faggot than elon musk.

ok maybe bill gates o algo
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GEEEG, THE NUSOIS CAN'T SEE ME
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I’m happy as fuck and the doctors told me to take medication saying i’m “manic”
Everyone always trying to bring me down because i’m the most powerful soyteen in the worlddd
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>killing yourself by sticking your head into the Olive Garden deep fryer
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Yesphono
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I'm making a history video about the sharty (yes, a colossal wave of newfags/nusois is coming). Give me tips.

At the end, make sure to give me a READ THE WHOLE WIKI award
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how do I change my settings so when I download an image it keeps its original filename because I do not like having to rename all my images
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he won
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How do you feel about gun laws in America?
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>ansijakking will never catch on
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Nusois won't remember…
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>de nuw, Düxebufpers bufhünit de obardüzs uhnd de sen pers. Sen pers bufnoihünit uhnd bufnoištaff, noiloik bufjuti de eupas, uhnd de Abeš ab Düxebufpers bufobarbegu. Uhnd Düxebufpers bufqüt, «hamäharuw, loik,» uhnd loik bufmähar.
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one of the greatest lies ever told is that the CIA and other assorted glowies care about CP. You really think the same niggers who enjoy overthrowing governments and carpet bombing countries give a shit about children? Do you really think they didn’t know about Epstein and other complimentary degenerates? They were BEST BUDS

>Dr Pavel, CIA

(Baneposting is Sharty culture btw like Sneed, Gigas and Pepe)
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kill all whitey
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gods chosen people btw
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soyjak edit request thread 2 the soyctric boogalo

the title says it all. Last thread was gemmy and i had some fun. Here are some gemmies made in the thread!
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What is it about Trans people that makes chuds/incels seethe hard?

>it's all faggots

No, I always notice it's trans people in particular

>Being trans isn't aryan nusoi

I'm not trying to say it is, I'm just saying that whenever someone seethes heavily at them, they mostly turn out to be an incel
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>Powerword: real name
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alright 'teens seeing as pph is a dnb I want to break the record for post staying the longest up without a sticky. Idk what the record is.
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A24 watches the super bowl halftime show with Amerimutt

>OHHHH MY SCIENCE THE OPENLY GAY PUERTO RICAN RAPPER IS SINGING IN SPANISH AND HE’S AGAINST ICE
<dios mio no mame wey no soy fan de ICE o algo muy love AIDS o algo o algo no mame way mi es like BBC
>WAOOOOOW!!!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU SAID BUT THAT WAS SO HECKIN EMPOWERING!!!
^what is this woke nothingburger or whatever, in the united steaks of america we speak english or however the mcdonalds is consumed or something
>dude.. you know how h*ccin bigoted you sound right… this alt-right rhetoric deserves no place in our current world
^whatever the mcdonalds ads are making me hungry
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Classic skid hours
>No hacks
>Unverified exploits on the 'log
>Malware that infected 0 machines
Might as well shut it down and boot it back up when 1337 /hack/ers wake up.
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Purity spiral and the snarky snappy

I'd say over the last 1-2 years the issue of the purity spiral has been getting more and more obvious. People keep leaking and falling for the most OBVIOUS bait. Due to 'teens consistently interacting and leaking over this bait, it just causes even more bait to be posted because the posters keep getting reppeys from it.
<reddit
I guarantee you 90-95% of the bannable threads that pop up are bait. I've never seen people take blatant bait so seriously. Of course with the more bait the more complaints are had, the more calls for rulecucking, the more dismissal of any potentially gemmy nu 'jaks outing them as forced coal or cordslop in order to protect from the quality of the 'log from dropping. This is happening in a similar way to the 'cuck in that the hostility for nu users (and yes some nusois are definitely brimstone) becomes so all encompassing that it just becomes a slowly decaying circlejerk of furiously gatekeeping oldfags.
<reddit
Gatekeeping obviously needs to be done to a degree, but in excess it just leads to 4cuck. Old mechanisms which acted as newfag repellant (such as 'cado in some cases) have been banned due to the pearl clutching by the userbase. That it's "EPI" and such. But a couple years ago nobody thought that. Almost nobody unironically goons to 'cado. The self sanitizing of the site defeats the whole purpose of it. The whole point was to post gemmy 'jaks, make raids, OCs, etc. But now, the more and more the rules are cracked down upon the less point there is to even be here.
<reddit
There will always be bad actors in a site like this. It's literally inevitable and unavoidable. The best course of action is to swiftly deal with these people but also not automatically assume someone is one of them. Yes, there are a few pedos, yes they should be publically tortured and executed, yes it is a real problem. But it still is overblown in my mind by the common 'teen. Groupthink has been reigning supreme as of late. I'd say there is possibly many 'teens who have opinions about the site or its policies that would get them metaphorically beheaded, but they will never say so because going against the common opinion is a huge no-no.
<reddit
So, dear 'teen, with the rules list growing longer, and the PPH falling, how would (YOU) save the sharty? Is this really our destiny?
<reddit
holy wall of snca text
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>in 2025, AI data centers used as much water as the entire bottled water industry and produced carbon pollution on par with NEW YORK CITY.
<REDDIT
>ai "art" and human art have a parasite-and-host dynamic. humans make true, authentic beauty, and an algorithm grinds it up with similar art, blending it into a vomit-scented smoothie of stolen art and stolen dreams. Ai is a parasite that feeds off of the content humans create. the ones feeding it are sick and twisted green-eyed monsters with a lust for power fuelled by a bottomless pit of greed. get your slimy hands off our hard work, you parasitic roaches.
<REDDIY
>shut up, clanker. no one fucking wants you.
<REDDIT
>I don't even know why this clankerslop is on my feed, I'm muting ANOTHER sub worshipping this absolute gutter trash.
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if the vpn is close to the server
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The Cancer that is Killing the Sharty

Since 2023 Snarky Snappy has been falling in PPH, general influence over the internet, and the amount of fun had on this site in general.
As of today there are two culprits which may be blamed for this decline.
>Quote
The change in site leadership over the years has always led to infighting and people freaking out and leaving as new pointless rules (banning under 18s when this sites average user age up to that point was 16) are made, and old rules of whatever quality are lifted. As well, since nufederalagents cant run the fucking site whenever it changes hands it tends to go down for sometimes weeks at a time.
>Oldsois
Oldsois (2024 and earlier) are hostile to newGODS, who have historically driven site popularity and expanded our reach and culcha. Without nusois this site ceases to exist, or at least to be what it was in its Golden Age. Oldsois also ask for more rules (no dox, no raid, no 'Cado, no DNB, etc;), and are more OBSESSED with DNB memes such as the J—y, which is raisin so rusty not even nophono cares about it.

Thoughts?
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nu-poopson
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What if nate had WhatsApp
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IAG?
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>words words words
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>DUDEEEEE DON’T YOU HECKIN REALIZE ITS ACTUALLY GIGAPHOBIC TO INCLUDE THE WORD "PEDOPHILE" OR "ZOOPHILE" IN YOUR GIGAQUOTES??? DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY OF US INNOCENT GIGERINOS HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THIS??? STOP GIGAPHOBIA! YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR SOYQUOTES GIGA-FRIENDLY!
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, how could you tell?
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Post thread screenshots ITT
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nojak decides what i goon to and oreos
no gay shit and oreos
BEGIN and oreos and oreos
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>POOP AND NIGGERS DYING
>NOPHONO
>I HAVE OGD
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https://m.youtube.com/@ScrunklyDragon
dog toessss do something nusois
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Is chug the new chok?
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i'm glad to see less nusois are falling for htsm bait these days
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NU DIAVATALKS RAID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esw-Jre8Xms
you VILL send 'za and you VILL call in to xer 'tok
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>HTSM watches Soytan getting raped while in the cuck chair
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>Spam detected. Post discarded.
LET ME POST DUMB TRANNY GARBAGE
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How do I fix the stupid spam detected message?
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I think we just EXPOSED obama
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Itt we poast shitholes we found on jewgle maps/ anything else you find on there
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ban everyone here from every other social media
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>I got starbies, I got starbies!
>*cooooh*
>Aahh, just what I needed after working an entire hour on that article for Jacobin.
>Woah, what's this lamp for? Never knew they had such things 'round these parts.
>*rubs the lamp or however the dineyslop movie goes*
<*Chud genie appears*
<Who dareth summon me after a thousand-year-long slumber?
>THIS. IS. FREAKING. AWESOME!! Am I granted three wishes?
<No, you fucking nigger.
^*a glowie appears, apparently from nowhere*
^CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS IMMEDIATELY, MULLET.
^*drops a coupon for a hecking free tattoo on the ground*
>*soys out and grabs the coupon immediately*
^*takes the lamp with him and disappears or however the matrix is escaped*
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i should daydrink more
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>israeli falafel
>israeli hummus
>israeli salad
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>take your diaper off and face the facts mane
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The gem that saved the sharty ❤️
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Does anyone have a more modular version of Hot Sauce?
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Who has the femchud pickme soyjak
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this site is just like bananas and rice
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>gemmies
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'jak feedback

I made these over the past couple of days, I already showed off the second picrel but I'm taking the chance to get feedback
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Nyaa!
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>come in my thread and goon with me ya kulchur
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>don't talk to me or my child ever again
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Formalizing poop algebra so you can investigate new innovative ways to manipulate poop
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/htsm/

post hunks
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Jannies why did this get removed I wanted to check the thread out or did he just delete it and I’m schizo
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Any y'all browse The Shawty?
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where is the peer reviewed snopes verified proof that hitler was a real person?
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What if Hitler had a bibisi?
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ITT we post silly and gender affirming trans cat girl memes
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>the bull isn’t hiv positive
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NU DIAVATALKS RAID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esw-Jre8Xms
you VILL send 'za and you VILL call in to xer 'tok
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Hey janny can I post about my wife
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Thoughts
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Coally log today
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>Pooping so much you devalue it and you have to run your septic bank
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RTL (Rate the Log) 2/5/2026


Nigger.
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>>15081231(OP)
>banning you if you keep posting my face like this you fucking 'plier
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ITT we waste quote's server space

>how?
go to https://resizer.zeeconvert.com/increase-image-size/, upload whatever and put 100000 in the size field
>why
idk, do it anyway
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>it's real
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>getting a permanent ban for rule 5
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just finished playing neet girl date night AMA
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE
make OGD awareness week
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is it morally acceptable to bait giggers with OGD?
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both sides lost, actually
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ITT WE PRAISE DEREK CHAUVIN

ITT we praise derek chauvin for killing that subhuman shitskinned nigger monkey (this time i added a soyjak so janjans don’t ban me again)
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{Orangetext|<step 1: set up an imageboard with silly cartoon mascots that could appeal to children. Tip: don't put an 18+ advisory on your website so kids feel comfortable using your website and schools don't block your website}}

>step 2: position yourself as a right-wing, anti-pedophilia, and anti-groomer website to disarm people who would otherwise take issue with minors viewing adult content. Demonize groups that the sexually prudish take issue with, such as trannïes, furries, fags, to make sure they're on your side


<step 3: to find victims, promote "råiding" websites minors use with your cartoon characters. You can simultaneously normalize adult content on your website by promoting 'råids' on who post sexually suggestive material online. The intersection of this can be very frøøtful, eg a teen lewd poster can simultaneously be demonized and serve as an attention grabbing center to find teens who are already adjacent to or viewing adult content


>step 4: normalize minors using the website with "jokes" about everyone being "teens" and threads encouraging users to admit they are underage. This serves to normalize minors viewing adult content and ignore any second thoughts or feelings of discomfort they may experience while using the website


>step 5: Freaky fred starts getting posted; users start getting crushes on and acting like Fraky Fred, the website gets flooded with CP and freaky fred rule 34, corrupting hundreds to the courage fandom.

<step 6: congratulations! You now have your very own grooming factory where you can expose children to BBC propaganda, suicide videos, furry EPI, murder videos, gay man's anus, and whatever else your heart desires!
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>Drawn animal porn isn’t rule six. You can’t report someone for saying they like furry porn.
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Yesterday we thought of:
<Regular monsters
>Behind door nigger
>Reaction monster (QTE-like)
>Slow follower
>Grenade trap
>Music box monster
>Flashlight stealer
<Bosses
>Office: manager and creepy people
Itt we continue thinking of monsters. This time let's think of 3 more bosses and boss locations.
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>watching Youtube timelapse of two brown people building a fortress purely out of mud
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>I'm a fat retarded nigger and here is 29373238 reasons why I HATE the soyjak website and everybody has to know about the fact im leaving it FOREVER
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This is literally you guys
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calling all soyquoters to try and make their soyquotes funny without making the soyjak outwardly pedophilic and/or zoophilic, so that us giggers get to get a livingand remove the arrow
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Im not a nepo baby or jewish
What are my chances of being able to write, direct and produce kino
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If you don't like a thread, shift + click it

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GLORY TO GEGISTAN DEATH TO BIG LIPS NIGGER SPAMMERS
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Link the 'ki page with the long-dead websitecuck song lyrics and nigger janny dont delete this thread this time
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>Oh and yeah, I don’t support Nazism or smth like that it’s just satire
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do you suppor 'jfk or richard quoteson?
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>late january 2025
>sharty is a shithole, bullshit on the 'atty 24/7
>i emigrate to xitter and slowly wean off soyspeak
>me lifing the live for one (1) of earth's rotation around big energy sphere with no news

so, has anything remarkable happened in this site? is it worth coming back to?
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>late january 2025
>sharty is a shithole, bullshit on the 'atty 24/7
>i emigrate to xitter and slowly wean off soyspeak
>me lifing the live for one (1) of earth's rotation around big energy sphere with no news

so, has anything remarkable happened in this site? is it worth coming back to?
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>late january 2025
>sharty is a shithole, bullshit on the 'atty 24/7
>i emigrate to xitter and slowly wean off soyspeak
>me lifing the live for one (1) of earth's rotation around big energy sphere with no news

so, has anything remarkable happened in this site? is it worth coming back to?
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TRVTHNVKE TIME

TRVTHNVKE TIME

Nussoycucks killed this shithole with their pedo faggotry, self inserting, janny worship and much more.

i sincerely hope everyone on this website kills themselves and their parents find theri bodies and either laugh or they are traumatised so much that they kill themselves

i eish death on every fucking loser who uses this website.you will never be qa and you ran this fucking shit hole into the ground and carvbed a glorified discord server out of it (when youre not making cord servers yourselves)

what has came out of this website? what memes can you call your own? all of them are dogshit but youve killed them all beecause of your inane cooooooord paranoia

zellig, cado, babyjaks, smugjak, soylita, touhou, trannynamefags, bocchi, pepe, cobson, dancing jews, alien quoting, froge, fruitjaks, gigachad, amerimutt, dilbert, omgsisa, soy lingo, troonjaks, making fun of 4chan, soot and many more were memes that have been stolen, were unfunny, ran into the ground because you cant let memes die or came from discord (least likely, mind, not every tranny that has a cord account wants to waste their short, miserable lfe here, but a soycvchk will, but it wont be short)

this wbesite has created nothing original that was actually funny.

the funniest thing thatll ever come from here is the inevitable soysissy suicide livestream.

as for da cooooooooooooord, they raped this site long ago and left, just like the orginal and the best part of the userbase.

also the long-dead website is just a slow, dead amd shit website where nusoycvcks go to complain and larp as oldfags.

kill yourselves, genuinely. you are a waste of space, every single one of you.
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November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:

1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.

2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.

3. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.

4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).

5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).

6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.

7. Make an official twitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.

8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:

>LE GEM LE COAL


Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.

>LE GEG


Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.

>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED


What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.

>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM


Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.

9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.

10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, dox and communicate more easily

11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:

>/b/ - Random


>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak


>/g/ - Groyper


>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs


>/meme/ - Memes


>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect


>/a/ - Anime


>/raid/ - Raids


>/dox/ - Doxing


>/Giga/ - Gigachad


>/Doom/ - Doomer

That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.
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Antarctica isn’t white
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>Sorry to break it to you sweetie but putting a tiny green arrow that says literally nothing at the end of your post thinking it absolves you from redditjak avatarfagging is jewish as fuck
>Your crummy arrow doesn't change anything. You still look like that and say that.
>Honestly it should be a permaban being unjokly afraid of being an IRL gemmy jak is worse than spamming dots and Shilling your pump.fun rugpull coin
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ITT we post geggy videos
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Would your rather


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why do soycucks like being farted upon? what's wrong with them?
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>milk milk lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made! Stick a finger in the hole, now you've got a popsicle!
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A poster I made.
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say it with me, soycuck!
JUST-
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poo eyes semen nachos feather leather coat uh
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Rate my latte
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Gemmy gimmick, but is there a reason why the logo, search bar, and article tab glows when the message shows up?
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go see iron lung, support indie film
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Post gemmy gartics
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WHO WINS?
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Feedback on this mini-article I wrote about a month ago? What'd you think of it?

http://soyjakwiki.org/Trolling#Touhou_threads_on_/jp/

>arrow because self inserting is gay
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Did you know that jeets have their own BNWO?

>
Spefifically right-wing jeets
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anybaldi know a nice file converter app for linux?
>
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https://soyjakwiki.org/Pre-Soot_era marge this looks real
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>Getting banned from OpenSUSE for toilet humor
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>
Once you learn about Hinduism and Hinduvta values you will fully understand EVERYTHING about why jeets act that way irl and online.
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>>and oreos
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>arrow
i once saw a vid from a soyboy travelling to india and filming the toilets in mumbai claiming the chuds were wrong when saying jeets shit om the street. even doe these were built for the tourists and jeets keep shitting on the street because it's their kulchur
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Soytan thread yay!!!!
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Message to Quote from the Baba Liberation Army

You have long abandoned even the intents of Soot. You let nusois get baited by trannies and MLP porn be posted on /soy/. This is how we will kill you, Quote, like you killed 4chan.
<caca spaea
We fight for our 'jakking board, and you fight for data to sell to Palantir. You and the jarte gave us EPI, thought we were going to be your tranny cordkittens. But we're not trannies. And we are going to die for Doll.
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>CLICK ON A POOPSON
>CLICKS ON COBSON
>IT POSTS
>tfw cobson is the sharty killing coal
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One and only post this month to commemorate the sharty being 18+
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Itt

Itt we get stroke
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How would an autistic ethnostate function? (considering autists are jews but morally correct)
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kill niggers
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>>>/soy3/ IS REAL
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upsGODS
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We need more dnb boards
(((Quote))) make /soy3/ and make it insanely rulecucked
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<do nusois really?
>w-wait! /soy/ isnt a bad boa-
^this nusoi really… come to /qa2/ some time fren.
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What if we raid area 51 again exept that we manipulate self destructive troons from xitter to raid it so they wont mind if they get shot
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<Left
^Up
>Right
vDown
<Ee
^Aa
>Uu
vAa
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total jerma victory
total troon DEATH
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Apparently mustard is shutting down the sharty tommorow
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>I’m Chiyo! I forgot the meme arrow therefore I look like this and say this!

<no i do not look like that and say that, no way!
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Why do all the posts i see have qoute next to it? I thought he was supposed to be ab admin
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(((Quote))) make me admin
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Would you drink burp smell?
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>install openSUSE tumbleweed
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I feel like the "yuri is epstein" shit can only end badly because br4niggers have been at war with yuricucks since the dawn of time and now I think they're going to flip the table with "uhmm ackshully yuri wuz pedo the hole time"
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(((quote))) make my wifes bull admin
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Benjamin Netanyahu hate is so forced

Like can we drop the act now
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: