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TRVTHNVKE TIME

TRVTHNVKE TIME

Nussoycucks killed this shithole with their pedo faggotry, self inserting, janny worship and much more.

i sincerely hope everyone on this website kills themselves and their parents find theri bodies and either laugh or they are traumatised so much that they kill themselves

i eish death on every fucking loser who uses this website.you will never be qa and you ran this fucking shit hole into the ground and carvbed a glorified discord server out of it (when youre not making cord servers yourselves)

what has came out of this website? what memes can you call your own? all of them are dogshit but youve killed them all beecause of your inane cooooooord paranoia

zellig, cado, babyjaks, smugjak, soylita, touhou, trannynamefags, bocchi, pepe, cobson, dancing jews, alien quoting, froge, fruitjaks, gigachad, amerimutt, dilbert, omgsisa, soy lingo, troonjaks, making fun of 4chan, soot and many more were memes that have been stolen, were unfunny, ran into the ground because you cant let memes die or came from discord (least likely, mind, not every tranny that has a cord account wants to waste their short, miserable lfe here, but a soycvchk will, but it wont be short)

this wbesite has created nothing original that was actually funny.

the funniest thing thatll ever come from here is the inevitable soysissy suicide livestream.

as for da cooooooooooooord, they raped this site long ago and left, just like the orginal and the best part of the userbase.

also the long-dead website is just a slow, dead amd shit website where nusoycvcks go to complain and larp as oldfags.

kill yourselves, genuinely. you are a waste of space, every single one of you.
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both sides lost, actually
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The Cancer that is Killing the Sharty

Since 2023 Snarky Snappy has been falling in PPH, general influence over the internet, and the amount of fun had on this site in general.
As of today there are two culprits which may be blamed for this decline.
>Quote
The change in site leadership over the years has always led to infighting and people freaking out and leaving as new pointless rules (banning under 18s when this sites average user age up to that point was 16) are made, and old rules of whatever quality are lifted. As well, since nufederalagents cant run the fucking site whenever it changes hands it tends to go down for sometimes weeks at a time.
>Oldsois
Oldsois (2024 and earlier) are hostile to newGODS, who have historically driven site popularity and expanded our reach and culcha. Without nusois this site ceases to exist, or at least to be what it was in its Golden Age. Oldsois also ask for more rules (no dox, no raid, no 'Cado, no DNB, etc;), and are more OBSESSED with DNB memes such as the J—y, which is raisin so rusty not even nophono cares about it.

Thoughts?
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Link the 'ki page with the long-dead websitecuck song lyrics and nigger janny dont delete this thread this time
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itt we make up monster for a horror game

Yesterday we thought of:
<Regular monsters
>Behind door nigger
>Reaction monster (QTE-like)
>Slow follower
>Grenade trap
>Music box monster
>Flashlight stealer
<Bosses
>Office: manager and creepy people
Itt we continue thinking of monsters. This time we think of 3 more bosses and boss locations
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do you suppor 'jfk or richard quoteson?
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If you don't like a thread, shift + click it

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November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:

1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.

2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.

3. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.

4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).

5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).

6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.

7. Make an official twitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.

8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:

>LE GEM LE COAL


Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.

>LE GEG


Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.

>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED


What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.

>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM


Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.

9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.

10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, dox and communicate more easily

11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:

>/b/ - Random


>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak


>/g/ - Groyper


>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs


>/meme/ - Memes


>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect


>/a/ - Anime


>/raid/ - Raids


>/dox/ - Doxing


>/Giga/ - Gigachad


>/Doom/ - Doomer

That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.
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Purity spiral and the snarky snappy

I'd say over the last 1-2 years the issue of the purity spiral has been getting more and more obvious. People keep leaking and falling for the most OBVIOUS bait. Due to 'teens consistently interacting and leaking over this bait, it just causes even more bait to be posted because the posters keep getting reppeys from it.
<reddit
I guarantee you 90-95% of the bannable threads that pop up are bait. I've never seen people take blatant bait so seriously. Of course with the more bait the more complaints are had, the more calls for rulecucking, the more dismissal of any potentially gemmy nu 'jaks outing them as forced coal or cordslop in order to protect from the quality of the 'log from dropping. This is happening in a similar way to the 'cuck in that the hostility for nu users (and yes some nusois are definitely brimstone) becomes so all encompassing that it just becomes a slowly decaying circlejerk of furiously gatekeeping oldfags.
<reddit
Gatekeeping obviously needs to be done to a degree, but in excess it just leads to 4cuck. Old mechanisms which acted as newfag repellant (such as 'cado in some cases) have been banned due to the pearl clutching by the userbase. That it's "EPI" and such. But a couple years ago nobody thought that. Almost nobody unironically goons to 'cado. The self sanitizing of the site defeats the whole purpose of it. The whole point was to post gemmy 'jaks, make raids, OCs, etc. But now, the more and more the rules are cracked down upon the less point there is to even be here.
<reddit
There will always be bad actors in a site like this. It's literally inevitable and unavoidable. The best course of action is to swiftly deal with these people but also not automatically assume someone is one of them. Yes, there are a few pedos, yes they should be publically tortured and executed, yes it is a real problem. But it still is overblown in my mind by the common 'teen. Groupthink has been reigning supreme as of late. I'd say there is possibly many 'teens who have opinions about the site or its policies that would get them metaphorically beheaded, but they will never say so because going against the common opinion is a huge no-no.
<reddit
So, dear 'teen, with the rules list growing longer, and the PPH falling, how would (YOU) save the sharty? Is this really our destiny?
<reddit
holy wall of snca text
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Nyaa!
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Why don't nusois ever mention that a large fraction if not the majority of failtrolls are nazis?
Order of nine angels is a nazi organization, other failtroll cults are quasi-nazi, almost every other failtroll cult is somethingwaffen 'ctualian rapekrietz slop.
But instead of distancing yourself from nazi ideology soyteens embraced it. There wouldn't be as many soyteens becoming failtrolls if they didn't.
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hive

hive
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>late january 2025
>sharty is a shithole, bullshit on the 'atty 24/7
>i emigrate to xitter and slowly wean off soyspeak
>me lifing the live for one (1) of earth's rotation around big energy sphere with no news

so, has anything remarkable happened in this site? is it worth coming back to?
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>late january 2025
>sharty is a shithole, bullshit on the 'atty 24/7
>i emigrate to xitter and slowly wean off soyspeak
>me lifing the live for one (1) of earth's rotation around big energy sphere with no news

so, has anything remarkable happened in this site? is it worth coming back to?
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alright 'teens seeing as pph is a dnb I want to break the record for post staying the longest up without a sticky. Idk what the record is.
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Antarctica isn’t white
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Hey janny can I post about my wife
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>gemmies
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ITT WE PRAISE DEREK CHAUVIN

ITT we praise derek chauvin for killing that subhuman shitskinned nigger monkey (this time i added a soyjak so janjans don’t ban me again)
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ORIGINAL THREAD GOT ACKED

Had to make a new thread bc original got wiped

ATTENTION SOYBROS:

YOU HELPED MAKE OPERATION DEEP FREEZE SUCSESSFUL, AND NOW, WE NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN:

THE ORGANIZATION THAT RUNS THE ANTI ICE WEBINARS ( In which participants are taught how to committ felonius federal crimes, such as evidence obfuscation/destruction and how to properly disrupt investigations ) WILL BE HOSTING A SECOND ONE ON FEBURARY 8. WE WILL RAID THE SECOND WEBINAR, RECORD AS MUCH FOOTAGE AS WE CAN, SEND FOOTAGE OF INCRIMINNATING STATEMENTS TO FEDERAL AUTHORITIES, ZA THE MAIN ORGANIZER GABE GONZALEZ AND ANYONE RETURNING FROM THE ORGINAL WEBINAR DURING THE WEBINAR TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS, ( which VILL be a gegfest o algo ) AND WRITE DOWN ANY NEW NAMES WE SEE. AFTER THAT, WE VILL SPEND SEVERAL DAYS 'OXXING and 'ZAING THE PARTICIPANTS. SINCE THE WEBINAR IS A FEW DAYS FROM NOW, I DO NOT HAVE THE LINK. LINK WILL BE POSTED IN THE RAID THREAD ONCE I GET IT. ALL ACTIVITES WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE RAID THREAD. I KINDLY ASK YOU TO BUMP XHIS THREAD TO PREVENT IT FROM GETTING WIPED AGAIN.

NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH!

RAID THREAD LINK: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/258248.html#261412
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soyjak edit request thread 2 the soyctric boogalo

the title says it all. Last thread was gemmy and i had some fun. Here are some gemmies made in the thread!
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>Sorry to break it to you sweetie but putting a tiny green arrow that says literally nothing at the end of your post thinking it absolves you from redditjak avatarfagging is jewish as fuck
>Your crummy arrow doesn't change anything. You still look like that and say that.
>Honestly it should be a permaban being unjokly afraid of being an IRL gemmy jak is worse than spamming dots and Shilling your pump.fun rugpull coin
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>DROP THE BRIMSTONE. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. COME QUIETLY OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
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{Orangetext|<step 1: set up an imageboard with silly cartoon mascots that could appeal to children. Tip: don't put an 18+ advisory on your website so kids feel comfortable using your website and schools don't block your website}}

>step 2: position yourself as a right-wing, anti-pedophilia, and anti-groomer website to disarm people who would otherwise take issue with minors viewing adult content. Demonize groups that the sexually prudish take issue with, such as trannïes, furries, fags, to make sure they're on your side


<step 3: to find victims, promote "råiding" websites minors use with your cartoon characters. You can simultaneously normalize adult content on your website by promoting 'råids' on who post sexually suggestive material online. The intersection of this can be very frøøtful, eg a teen lewd poster can simultaneously be demonized and serve as an attention grabbing center to find teens who are already adjacent to or viewing adult content


>step 4: normalize minors using the website with "jokes" about everyone being "teens" and threads encouraging users to admit they are underage. This serves to normalize minors viewing adult content and ignore any second thoughts or feelings of discomfort they may experience while using the website


>step 5: Freaky fred starts getting posted; users start getting crushes on and acting like Fraky Fred, the website gets flooded with CP and freaky fred rule 34, corrupting hundreds to the courage fandom.

<step 6: congratulations! You now have your very own grooming factory where you can expose children to BBC propaganda, suicide videos, furry EPI, murder videos, gay man's anus, and whatever else your heart desires!
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ITT we post geggy videos
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Would your rather


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why do soycucks like being farted upon? what's wrong with them?
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>milk milk lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made! Stick a finger in the hole, now you've got a popsicle!
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A poster I made.
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ITT WE LOOK FOR EVIDENCE OF PRE-SWEDE SOYJAKS AND FORGOTTEN SHARTY CULTURES USING GOOGLE IMAGES
(USE BEFORE:YEAR IN SEARCH)
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say it with me, soycuck!
JUST-
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poo eyes semen nachos feather leather coat uh
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Yesterday we thought of:
<Regular monsters
>Behind door nigger
>Reaction monster (QTE-like)
>Slow follower
>Grenade trap
>Music box monster
>Flashlight stealer
<Bosses
>Office: manager and creepy people
Itt we continue thinking of monsters. This time let's think of 3 more bosses and boss locations.
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/fit/ - Fitness

Discuss fitness advice/progress here

How can a skinny nigger like me get moosils?
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RTL (Rate the Log) 2/5/2026


Nigger.
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Rate my latte
R: 3 / I: 0
Gemmy gimmick, but is there a reason why the logo, search bar, and article tab glows when the message shows up?
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go see iron lung, support indie film
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Post gemmy gartics
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WHO WINS?
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Feedback on this mini-article I wrote about a month ago? What'd you think of it?

http://soyjakwiki.org/Trolling#Touhou_threads_on_/jp/

>arrow because self inserting is gay
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Did you know that jeets have their own BNWO?

>
Spefifically right-wing jeets
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anybaldi know a nice file converter app for linux?
>
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https://soyjakwiki.org/Pre-Soot_era marge this looks real
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>Getting banned from OpenSUSE for toilet humor
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Soytan thread yay!!!!
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ANDREW IS LIVE HES OUR SHARTY STREAMER GET IN!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=She9a3vuTcU
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>
Once you learn about Hinduism and Hinduvta values you will fully understand EVERYTHING about why jeets act that way irl and online.
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>>and oreos
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How do you feel about gun laws in America?
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>it's real
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>arrow
i once saw a vid from a soyboy travelling to india and filming the toilets in mumbai claiming the chuds were wrong when saying jeets shit om the street. even doe these were built for the tourists and jeets keep shitting on the street because it's their kulchur
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Message to Quote from the Baba Liberation Army

You have long abandoned even the intents of Soot. You let nusois get baited by trannies and MLP porn be posted on /soy/. This is how we will kill you, Quote, like you killed 4chan.
<caca spaea
We fight for our 'jakking board, and you fight for data to sell to Palantir. You and the jarte gave us EPI, thought we were going to be your tranny cordkittens. But we're not trannies. And we are going to die for Doll.
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>CLICK ON A POOPSON
>CLICKS ON COBSON
>IT POSTS
>tfw cobson is the sharty killing coal
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>Also by the way shartypedophiles, you lost the get, spore won. /qa/ lost.
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One and only post this month to commemorate the sharty being 18+
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Itt

Itt we get stroke
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How would an autistic ethnostate function? (considering autists are jews but morally correct)
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kill niggers
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>>>/soy3/ IS REAL
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upsGODS
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We need more dnb boards
(((Quote))) make /soy3/ and make it insanely rulecucked
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<do nusois really?
>w-wait! /soy/ isnt a bad boa-
^this nusoi really… come to /qa2/ some time fren.
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What if we raid area 51 again exept that we manipulate self destructive troons from xitter to raid it so they wont mind if they get shot
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<Left
^Up
>Right
vDown
<Ee
^Aa
>Uu
vAa
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total jerma victory
total troon DEATH
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Apparently mustard is shutting down the sharty tommorow
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>I’m Chiyo! I forgot the meme arrow therefore I look like this and say this!

<no i do not look like that and say that, no way!
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Why do all the posts i see have qoute next to it? I thought he was supposed to be ab admin
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(((Quote))) make me admin
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Would you drink burp smell?
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>install openSUSE tumbleweed
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I feel like the "yuri is epstein" shit can only end badly because br4niggers have been at war with yuricucks since the dawn of time and now I think they're going to flip the table with "uhmm ackshully yuri wuz pedo the hole time"
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>killing yourself by sticking your head into the Olive Garden deep fryer
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(((quote))) make my wifes bull admin
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Benjamin Netanyahu hate is so forced

Like can we drop the act now
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>(obvious bait)
>up
>up
>up
>bump
>gem go up
>bump
>bumping this gem
>up
>bump
>bump
>up
<WOW ALL THE NUSOIS FELL FOR THIS BAIT!
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Is it possible for someone to be such a retarded faggot that they circle back into being aryan?

>
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>And therefore did the Jews persecute Jesus, and sought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.
<But Jesus answered them, My Father worketh hitherto, and I work.
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>soyjaks are mainstream
>sharty is mainstream
>even the fucking 'zellig is mainstream
I have a feeling underground internet is dying out
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Made a shitty imageboard

thenazinetwork.com

hitler must be in every post
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what if hitler had a BBC
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nazi website
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>allaaaaaahhhh how come *rapes child* we werent mentioned *goat gives birth to mudslime/calf child * in the epstein files brotheeerrrrrrrr it's because it's harmalam *blows up child concert* well ✝️ well ✡ well 🏳️‍🌈 *has sex with male concubine* you'll never see us organise rape *gets arrested and released for being in grooming gang* brotheerrrrr its western culture *illegally immigrates to europe* these white kaffiirrssss are all violent colonisers hallaaah *massacres a church im nigeria* inshalladulliah we are not the same *leaked picture of some high profile mudslime smiling and handshaking Jeffrey epstein*
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just rename it to bee.party
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Natetok general, post natetok gemmies
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old 'toss
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it pains me that on my death bed, soyjaks will probably pop up at least once because of how much of my youth has been spent on this site
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https://m.youtube.com/@ScrunklyDragon
dog toessss do something nusois
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hey, do somebaldi play on dolphin emulator?
we could play on netplay and play some games

so suggest a game (gamecube, Wii) we could play
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'teens how do I stop smoking so much
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>hashem's greatest warrior
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Unique User Check in Thread

The Sharty is dying. How many users are there online right now? If you ignore this thread you're a pedophile
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The gem that saved the sharty ❤️
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tuff videos thread
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>NEEEHOWWW NHEEEEOOWWW NEEHOWWWWW BWC MORE TWP EVEN DOE MY YELLOW GOOK CHINKY PECKER IS LITERALLY FUCKING MINISCULE WAAIIYEEEE I CANT BREED I CANT BREEED-AGHCKKKKK

why haven't we nuked china? not only are they trying to poison our countries with ebola, spraying weed with mystery chemicals that send people psychotic, trying to wipe out our agriculture with spores, raping the oceans and coral reefs but these fucking GOOK cuckold itty bitty spring roll clitties have fucking DECIMATED the matchmaking in l4d2; completely killed it

They view whites and westerners subhuman, despite being a country that has had more famines and plagues than any other nighole in laughrica. We need to channel our inner jap/nip spirit and rape these yellow fucking insects to DEATH
BANZAAAAIIIIIUUU
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i miss when 4cuck was down and the sharty had a crazy active /sp/
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REPOSTING IT BECAUSE MUTT HOURS ARE ACTIVE
i am making a series where i am turning f zero characters into 'jaks
i finished making captain falcon and dr stewart and samurai goroh
only thing left is to make Pico before completing the 4 classic f zero characters (don't worry, i would make other characters like mighty gazelle)
what is your thought on samurai goroh?
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>eef u see me on ze sharty, say hi
>bat eef u see ze leetal bobr he eez sensitive guy
>oh little bobr kurwa, why cry?
>cam on lit me pit u, it'll be alright
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the ice cube spammer made me watch that war of the worlds movie, had a good time, thanks
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>install Sally Face on your computer
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wy i get bend i is 18 aynd wen i posded sumfing dey tel me "Ban OP for being underage"
joonies doesn't b& mmey pleyse don't im 18 I will prouve
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>Im trans
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>2027

>Go on the sharty


>complete 14 different captchas in a row


>get 1 wrong


>do it again and get it right


>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder


>go on /soy/, my favorite board


>Complete another 10 captchas


>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus


>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them


>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"


>Ok.


>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny


>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.


>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.


>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p


>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended


>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"


>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread


>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis


>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen


>Report them for embedded 'p


>Post is taken down immediately


>Feelsgood.jpg


>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot


>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40


>Site goes down for the 4th time this week


>It's da cord


>Site prepares a raid on the discord server


>Jump in the thread to support the effort


>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic steganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image


>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved


>I get a popup on my computer


>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!


>Reason: Discord coal


>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal


>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting


>I take another look at the slopjak


>Then I see it


>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner


>tfw it's an embedded mameson


>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal


>"It's too late"


>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers


>eardrums burst


>My computer starts hissing loudly


>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth


>zooms in on my house


>Computer catches on fire and explodes


>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead


>Get a phone call


>"Turn on the tv"


>Do as I am told, turn on the television


>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL


>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see


>DOLL barges into my house


>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes


>"Who's your dada?"


>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy


>Whatever


>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p


>Life is good


>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
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>I'd say over the last 1-2 years the issue of the purity spiral has been getting more and more obvious. People keep leaking and falling for the most OBVIOUS bait. Due to 'teens consistently interacting and leaking over this bait, it just causes even more bait to be posted because the posters keep getting reppeys from it.
><reddit
>I guarantee you 90-95% of the bannable threads that pop up are bait. I've never seen people take blatant bait so seriously. Of course with the more bait the more complaints are had, the more calls for rulecucking, the more dismissal of any potentially gemmy nu 'jaks outing them as forced coal or cordslop in order to protect from the quality of the 'log from dropping. This is happening in a similar way to the 'cuck in that the hostility for nu users (and yes some nusois are definitely brimstone) becomes so all encompassing that it just becomes a slowly decaying circlejerk of furiously gatekeeping oldfags.
><reddit
>Gatekeeping obviously needs to be done to a degree, but in excess it just leads to 4cuck. Old mechanisms which acted as newfag repellant (such as 'cado in some cases) have been banned due to the pearl clutching by the userbase. That it's "EPI" and such. But a couple years ago nobody thought that. Almost nobody unironically goons to 'cado. The self sanitizing of the site defeats the whole purpose of it. The whole point was to post gemmy 'jaks, make raids, OCs, etc. But now, the more and more the rules are cracked down upon the less point there is to even be here.
><reddit
>There will always be bad actors in a site like this. It's literally inevitable and unavoidable. The best course of action is to swiftly deal with these people but also not automatically assume someone is one of them. Yes, there are a few pedos, yes they should be publically tortured and executed, yes it is a real problem. But it still is overblown in my mind by the common 'teen. Groupthink has been reigning supreme as of late. I'd say there is possibly many 'teens who have opinions about the site or its policies that would get them metaphorically beheaded, but they will never say so because going against the common opinion is a huge no-no.
><reddit
>So, dear 'teen, with the rules list growing longer, and the PPH falling, how would (YOU) save the sharty? Is this really our destiny?
><reddit
>holy wall of snca text
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jak it
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Last night and the night before, there was three women walking down the street that way. I saw them. I said, "Hey, you three women, why are y'all walking down the street that way? There's nothing down there." And they flew away. I said, "Oh, them was some birds."
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>>posting a fat mans asshole will save the sharty and bring lots of gemmy raids i swear
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>posting a fat mans asshole will save the sharty and bring lots of gemmy raids i swear
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>Web server is down
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hwabag
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I think we just EXPOSED obama
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>playing card packs have spades on them
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this guy was fucking massive back in 2025
now he isnt posted any more…
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>colour
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Been dropping some nasty stinkers to day hooweeee
atleast 3 pounds of shit
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NU VARIANT ON THE 'LOG WHAT DO YOU SOYIM THINK
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ABSOLUTE KINO 'JAK NIGGERS
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Behead janjans
R: 2 / I: 0
How come this specific realistic rendition of gapejak / wholesomejak is popular elsewhere?
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Is ironically calling yourself overused insults abused into not meaning anything like "zelligpedo" prohibited?
R: 8 / I: 1
This is literally you guys
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suck a nigger
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alright which one of you FAGGOTS IS ON IDKSTERLING

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yFGSEU24MgQ
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Today I brapped so hard it caused my co worker to faint what the fuck do I do
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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>Fuck, 5 40 anyway
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kiwi tranny discord leaks

kiwi trannies participate in erp and gooning sessions on dm chains across their gay nigger site called the "crabshack", they also like to have discords of said behavior.
https://files.catbox.moe/bp5ews.zip
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Bimmyjak WABAG
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killing niggers with machetes
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how do I change my settings so when I download an image it keeps its original filename because I do not like having to rename all my images
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>Wanna be a bigot, a homophobe, then this community is not for you. If that means loss of users, so be it. Cutting out the rotten flesh is healthy. And needs to be done rather yesterday than tomorrow. Their membership needs to be revoked, they need to be banned, not moderated. The colors are about including people, with full respect for their being who they are. If you can't bring yourself to that, [CENSORED] off, find yourself some excluding "community".
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I'm an admin, AMA.
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new toss
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Predictions for the length of the current soy age?
We are currently on pace for roughly 90-100 days. This will be the longest since the 10th soy age.
<reddit
Thoughts?
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ITT: 'oxxing femjanny
the thread:
>>>raid/261634
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>yeah i use protosoys
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(reposting this since it was posted during eurohours)
https://www.nvsos.gov/sos/elections/candidate-information/filing-for-non-judicial-office
turns out it only costs a couple hundred shekels to run for senator or representative in nevada
there's literally no other requirements geg, your name gets put on the ballot just like that
possible gemmy operation?
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>eating niggers so you can poop them out
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>14 year old edgelords think this is the funniest shit ever and think about it all day long in school
R: 3 / I: 2
>me mom died in guarma
>My dad became a shwarama
<Can I eat it though
^no it's like cultural appropriation like something
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>forgetting youre arrow
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Joseph Kobzon thread
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when did you start your chuddification and what lead to it
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ANBALDI UP FOR A GAME OF SNAKE.IO?

LINK TO GAME: https://snake.io/
CHOOSE NYC1 AS THE SERVER
CALL URSELF SOMETHING CHUDDY
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gemini refuses to say anything bad about leftists geg
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🎵
I is for ESL
E, E, ESL
E, E, ESL
I, ESL
🎵
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My dick is too small
R: 15 / I: 7
I started lurking the sharty around this time last year, do you guys think Quote will award me with 1 year on bald men with glasses award?
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disgusting Niger trany gagot penis
R: 5 / I: 1
>Batman would hate YOU
>Sonic agrees with ME
>YOU are the bad guy
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>that's a logical fallacy
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ITT we slowly forget english
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/hrt/ general

Post troonajakkas
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do you think kiwifarms is just a moralefag site for normies now?

After people like Turkey Tom became popular it seems to have become just another form of 4cuck/Facebook or whatever for normie cucks
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If your post number was your height (in centimeters) multiplied by your age (years), what would it be? Would it be a GET?
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>de nuw, Düxebufpers bufhünit de obardüzs uhnd de sen pers. Sen pers bufnoihünit uhnd bufnoištaff, noiloik bufjuti de eupas, uhnd de Abeš ab Düxebufpers bufobarbegu. Uhnd Düxebufpers bufqüt, «hamäharuw, loik,» uhnd loik bufmähar.
R: 10 / I: 2
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=+ITT: WE POST GEMMY MUSIC+=
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I have a hole in my shoes.
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>eating soy protein isolate instead of soylent
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>skiddois can't even write up an exploit
just hack it up
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>Me mum died in the colly
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>ansijakking will never catch on
R: 2 / I: 0
>hiding plastic explosives in a niglets playdough
R: 3 / I: 0
Just joined this website, what am I in for?
R: 3 / I: 0
root@soyjak.st ~# ./start-sharty.sh
help
how do I shut it
down
^C^C^C^C^C
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Any y'all browse The Shawty?
R: 2 / I: 1
no way quote filtered Ctrl A ctrl C spam
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>geg your food is like gray slop stupid shitskin
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>*Minecraft villager noise*
>these AI gems are quite the treat, but also a lot of indians use AI…
>is AI by indians gemmier than non-AI made by troons?
>*Another Minecraft villager noise*
R: 4 / I: 0
I hate how searching "magahat soyjak" now only brings up "fell for it again award" spam instead of classic, funny bait tosses.
R: 4 / I: 3
>gooning to irl women
<gooning to drawings
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ITT WE POST DA BOOGEYMAN
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>i'm masturbating. i'm a chosen chronic nasturbator, enjoying my good fortune all fucing day, 12 to 16 hours, day afterday of foul, Satanic bliss. hail Satan. worship cock. rule cock. goon.
R: 0 / I: 0
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wow, pol seems more alive
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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SNCA opsec/privacy guide.

Read this if you don't want to have your life ruined by federal agents or doxxers, or if at the very least you value having a little bit of privacy. Above all, use it as an introduction point. Do your own research.

First of all, if you are reading this, YOU probably will be targeted some day. I thought I wouldn't, because I was doing nothing wrong, but I was WRONG. If you journey into smaller parts of the internet where people like to say the n-word all day, you WILL be targeted. It might be law enforcement. It might be an angry twitter artist. Either way, the most important thing you can do to protect yourself from a life of misery (which I failed at) is to take this seriously and protect your personal information. You might think to yourself, "I'm not important enough for anyone to care", but that isn't true. That's what I thought, because I wasn't doing anything illegal, but it didn't matter. Turns out that tyrannical governments don't have very good judgement.

This is not going to be structured very well. It serves as an introduction to good privacy practices and how to avoid getting yourself fedded or doxxed. DO RESEARCH YOURSELF AND DONT TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY AS FACT. While all of my opinions are always correct and the most based (evendoe my opinions change), I could be wrong. And the last thing I would want is someone to blindly follow me into their own demise.

Anyways, most important step is to limit how much personal information you give out online. This includes what emails you use for what things, for example if you used an email with your bank and you use the same email to sign up for evil hacker forum or whatever, you are going to get found out through that email. Same thing applies to usernames. Never use the name username twice, unless you specifically want two profiles to be linked. For example, your pedocord and steam (DRM cuckhell) accounts might use the same names since you use both with the same friends you groom in your server. However, if you explicitly want an account to be completely separate from all else (anonymous) (you should be doing this with most of your accounts anyways) make sure to use tor or a vpn like mullvad (pay with monero) to create a NEW email just for that account. It is good to use browser profiles to categorise each thing based on how you want accounts to interact with eachother. You might have a profile for school/work, one for generic youtube stuff, one for your xitter account and any associated social profiles, one for hecking evil hacker forum, and so on. This helps you to keep things containerised and avoid accidentally sharing an email between two accounts.
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is xhe IAG
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Just bought 5lbs of mandarins and a bag of smack. Gonna shoot some up and slowly eat segments of fruit, while watching old footage of the las vegas streets. Then, I'll probably masturbate for 3 hours
Pretty much feeling like a nigger rn fr
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DOXX THIS FOID SHE IS USING THE SHARDEE DOCTOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>5 pph
shut it the fuck down nusoigloopas
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PPH: 121
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>10 pph
shut it the fuck down nusoiglonkas
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is incest a normal feeling to have?
my sister looks so good in boys clothes though
R: 0 / I: 0
>i look like this after i've taken the fattest shit for the day ever
R: 4 / I: 1
What are the common people's opinion on Synthethic man? (His opinion/audience is pretty chuddy)
R: 1 / I: 0
any good variants that would fit for this Chupacabra?
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ITT WE POST GIGGER FAILS
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R: 0 / I: 0
>SHARTY WONT ADD INCHES TO YOUR COCK
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>Alert
>Hello, soyteen! The sharty doesn't work without scripts enabled. Please enable KolymaScript to proceed.
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ugly retarded nigger shartydeadwebsitecuck """SISA"""
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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I’m trans and have a big butt :3
R: 3 / I: 1
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Erm, why is the sticky not stuck?
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>
trannies aside, is celeste a good platformer?
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Nu Variant

NU VARIANT
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I'm sorry
R: 3 / I: 2
You can join my side
>how
Just put a coral on you head nigga
And no,it isn't gonna mind control you
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>based on trannyOS

will become another steam operating system abandoned project award

download openSUSE tumbleweed NOW
stop waiting to be cucked by steam again, retarded nusoicuckolds
R: 6 / I: 2
toss
R: 2 / I: 1
>OH MY SCIENCE!
>THE SOY LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS!
>THE THREMBOMETER IS GOING CRAZY
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Post catjak gemmies
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>disrespecting itoddlers
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do any of you want to just, go back? to before you used imageboards? when it was a lot easier to know and connect, without the smokescreen of nigger this and b(X)c that n tranny this. to be informed without having your pride miswired with shit you knew wouldn't be good for you. to when this didnt cost you friends, or make others worry. i want to fix this.
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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>mfw nusoitoddlers don't use a well documented FOSS operating system
>mfw nusoitoddlers don't know terry davis was actually a pedophile
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ts soyshit party dead ngaa 🥀
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'emmy video thread
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soiniggers
R: 5 / I: 3
>drinking soy milk
<drinking breast milk
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>vivian from paper mario isn’t male
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make soyjak edit requests ITT

the title says it all! I made both picrels btw
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The fact that these images are all related baffles me
R: 4 / I: 4
>le good le bad
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>ai le bad
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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is the sharty useable now that kids are not allowed to be shitting up the site with twitter politics?
R: 2 / I: 0
442oons must be like the 5th most important web animated project in terms of popularity behind animation vs animator, your favorite martian, salad fingers and maybe hazbin hotel
R: 7 / I: 2
whats with the war of the world spam?
R: 0 / I: 0
>colorjak porn adapter
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Goyim lives matter

Stand up to goy hate today.
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why is there an elephant pooping in every thread

>
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>dagestan
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I might've finally found the true message Fundamental Paper Education was trying to send.
<
Claire, the innocent new student, represents the heart and soul of the White race. Kind, gentle and undeniably hardworking. Claire's character design is almost entirely white, representative the fair appearance of most Northwestern European individuals. Nonetheless, she has been controlled and sent to Paper School, a government institution, possibly to be brainwashed. Teachers like Miss Thavel indoctrinate them with ideals of multiculturalism (by teaching various non-white languages), and possibly biological equality via Miss Bloomie.
<
The teachers are representative of the Jewish elite who worship Satan. As you can grasp from certain demonic features of them, like Miss Circle's and Bloomie's horns, they have demonic traits. This is a lot like in real life, as these people are servants of Satan. The school is led by Miss Grace, a character that has curls akin to that of a stereotypical Jew.
<
The bullies, Oliver, Zip and Edward, are representative of the liberal and left-leaning politicians that serve these elites. They masquerade as regular working-class White people, all while being in cohorts with the elites. Oliver, for example, is not even of school age and has completed university, but is kept around as he helps enforce the will of the elites.
<
Then meet Engel, the saviour. Engel, being a German name, is representative of none other than Adolf Hitler. As Miss Circle (representative of the Jewish elite) tried to murder Claire (representative of the white race), Engel, with his undeniable strength, saved Claire from death by Circle's compass arm.
<
This is before Claire runs away from Engel, representative of whites rejecting ideals of ethnonationalism, before being chased by the same Jew, Miss Circle. In need of an exit, Claire accidentally goes into Alice's room, which the bullies (liberal politicians) labelled as an Exit. The exit is representative of solutions to world problems that are really just satanic liberalism in disguise. Then Claire encounters Alice.
<
Alice is the manifestation of the anti-Christ itself. She is a demon that destroys all good in her way. This ultimately leads to the death of Claire, with it, a great awakening within the school. Engel, representative of Hitler, sees this in shock. This is representative of none other than the recent revival of far-right ideals.
<
You need media literacy to understand this.
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In 1992, The Lyons Group enlisted educational software columnist Denise Allen to supervise the development of a series of computer games based on the then-new PBS children's series Barney & Friends. Tailored for ages 3-8, these games would cover a specific pre-learning skill like letters, shapes and colors, and numbers. The latter concept was known to have been far in production, to the point that marketing plans were in place; one involved sending reviewers a capsule that when placed in water would transform into a Barney sponge.
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>its hardly a sharty party when its just 4 samefag goys at a table award
R: 0 / I: 0
>You want compromise? How's this? 6-7 years in tajakistan.
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no trannies allowed
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Favorite sparkling water drink/brand?
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Should I dox my roommates? They're really annoying
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Soyness combat number #7, Almost done with the second fight scene. Need to put effects, sounds and finish the feet as well Nate walk through a door. o algo
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Why do people who think the Jews inflated the Holocaust numbers have a hard time thinking that Jeffrey Epstein (a Jew) would spread antisemitism to 4chan for a similar reason? The worse the anti-Semitism is, the fewer people would believe his victims, and the more they'd chalk up anything said about Epstein to be anti-Semitic lies about a Jew who built his way to the top.
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where can i buy a portion of chips on the house?
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>
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>randall! soy is a DNB
<this is euromutt hours
<the shartys going to be a dnb
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I'm bored of people forcing the same SNCA. Can someone here force Neco Arc?
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jsid
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>panchito
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^otherwise historically accurate fantasy movie contains niggers and diversity hires
>erm sweetie, there's dragons and elves, its not meant to be realistic!!!
this is meant to be the most beautiful woman in the world btw and oreos
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Faggots are fucking gross
R: 1 / I: 0
@everyone how do I get roles here
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>Kike war
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EY TEENS IM CURRENTLY HEADING TO WAR. THE FRONTLINES OF KRAMATORSK! IM GOING GO FUCKING DIE. BUT AT LEAST I WILL BE THE FIRST SOYTEEN IN WAR AND TO DIE IN WAR
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frogs… are we really trans?
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frogbros… do we really scream like little girls?
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>Any size keyboard besides 100%
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NPBee
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>long time friend turned out to be a massive faggot who went to somebody's house to have them suck his dick
JSID for me
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AAHHHHH STOP MAKING FALSEFLAGS ABOUT ME
STOP MAKING POSTS THAT I AM JOKING ABOUT ME BEING PEDOPHILE, THEY ARE BAD AND THEY SHOULD DIE, LIKE ACTUALY, THEY ARE SEVERELY PORN ADDICTED NIGGERS. IT'S ANNOYING AND IT'S TARNISHING MY REPUTATION. I am SEETHING WHEN PEOPLE RELATE ME TO HORRID GROSS FAGGOT NIGGER SHITSKIN JEETS WITH SPICS ANCESTRY
SO STOP MAKING PEDO CLAIMS OR PEDO JOKES ABOUT ME, I NEVER SAID THIS AND NEVER DONE THIS. ALL I DID IS HIT A PEDO AND A NIGGER WITH A BRICK
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 436 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 549 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: