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is incest a normal feeling to have?
my sister looks so good in boys clothes though
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ANDREW IS LIVE HES OUR SHARTY STREAMER GET IN!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=She9a3vuTcU
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bees are sharty culture and count as IAS just like frogs and gigas
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itt we gigaquote r34 comments

>fuck I really need a futa granny to use me
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so im an incel and ive been recently getting into rapemaxxing

any fellow 'teens can give me some tips and tricks?
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>Nusois killed this site to larp as oldfrogs with Soot-era pph
jsid
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do you think kiwifarms is just a moralefag site for normies now?

After people like Turkey Tom became popular it seems to have become just another form of 4cuck/Facebook or whatever for normie cucks
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The Orville 500 cigarettes meme discussion thread
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'b general

post 'b
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Hi
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Why is DNB banned? It's so /calm/ing
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Nigger hate thread
> though
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>There never was an old soyb__r_ split2.zip, take your meds
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ITT: we send our favorite CIA memes
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does 'blaked' and 'bleached' still work?

lets test it itt
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Classic colony hours
>No wings
>Pheromone spam
>Larval 'p
>Coally log

Might as well shut the site down and turn it back on when HiveGODS invade and kill your queen.
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I am the fat furry naked blak man posting on his computer AMA
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ORIGINAL THREAD GOT ACKED

Had to make a new thread bc original got wiped

ATTENTION SOYBROS:

YOU HELPED MAKE OPERATION DEEP FREEZE SUCSESSFUL, AND NOW, WE NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN:

THE ORGANIZATION THAT RUNS THE ANTI ICE WEBINARS ( In which participants are taught how to committ felonius federal crimes, such as evidence obfuscation/destruction and how to properly disrupt investigations ) WILL BE HOSTING A SECOND ONE ON FEBURARY 8. WE WILL RAID THE SECOND WEBINAR, RECORD AS MUCH FOOTAGE AS WE CAN, SEND FOOTAGE OF INCRIMINNATING STATEMENTS TO FEDERAL AUTHORITIES, ZA THE MAIN ORGANIZER GABE GONZALEZ AND ANYONE RETURNING FROM THE ORGINAL WEBINAR DURING THE WEBINAR TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS, ( which VILL be a gegfest o algo ) AND WRITE DOWN ANY NEW NAMES WE SEE. AFTER THAT, WE VILL SPEND SEVERAL DAYS 'OXXING and 'ZAING THE PARTICIPANTS. SINCE THE WEBINAR IS A FEW DAYS FROM NOW, I DO NOT HAVE THE LINK. LINK WILL BE POSTED IN THE RAID THREAD ONCE I GET IT. ALL ACTIVITES WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE RAID THREAD. I KINDLY ASK YOU TO BUMP XHIS THREAD TO PREVENT IT FROM GETTING WIPED AGAIN.

NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH!

RAID THREAD LINK: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/258248.html#261412
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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ORIGIN OF THE WORD THREMBO

copied from this /x/ thread https://soyjak.st/x/thread/18666.html

i believe that i can trace the origin of the word "thrembo" all the way to english's earliest ancestor language, proto-indo-european.

as you probably know, no records exist for the etymology of thrembo. but that doesn't mean that it can't be reconstructed.

the english language descends from old english, which itself descends from proto-west-germanic, which itself descends from proto-germanic, which itself descends from proto-indo-european. this establishes a clear timeline of the evolution of the word thrembo, but this assumes that thrembo is a native english word. this is, however, extremely likely, as all numbers from one to 999,999 are native english words.

now, enough rnca, how can we reconstruct the word?

simple. we can take two other native english words that contain the same set of phonemes. the ones i will be using are "thresh" and "kemp". why "kemp" instead of a word that ends with -mbo like thrembo? wiktionary lists a potential etymology of the word "crambo" as coming from the word "cramp", so we can assume that, following this pattern, the (middle english?) form of thrembo was something like thremp*.

thresh comes from old english þerscan, from proto-germanic *þreskaną, from proto-indo-european *terh₁-. sometime in the transition from PIE to PG, *terh₁- metathesized to *treh₁-, so we can assume this happened to the word thrembo.

the word kemp comes from old english cenep, from proto-germanic *kanipaz, which comes from proto-indo-european *ǵenus.

COMBINING THE PROTO-INDO-EUROPEAN TERMS *TERH₁- AND *ǴÉNUS TOGETHER WE GET *TERH₁NUS.

thrembo → *thremp/þremp → þernep → *þrenipaz → *terh₁nus
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new 'ariant, what should we name it?
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do any of you want to just, go back? to before you used imageboards? when it was a lot easier to know and connect, without the smokescreen of nigger this and b(X)c that n tranny this. to be informed without having your pride miswired with shit you knew wouldn't be good for you. to when this didnt cost you friends, or make others worry. i want to fix this.
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An observation on this site's fingerprinting: I recently got my home IP banned again for something I posted FIVE DAYS ago. I posted this while in private mode on a VPN on my phone. This means the jannies have a backlog (complete with attached media btw– make of that what you will) containing the hardware ID you made the post with. I know this because I decided to post again from my recently unbanned home IP using the same phone but without a VPN and without private mode. It got my entire home IP banned. This means they could only have matched the hardware ID with that of the offending post from 5 days ago.
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OnGEMzellig WQN
Fundamental Gender Affirmation LOST
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Favorite sparkling water drink/brand?
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GEG another slopjak blew up on xitter and they're losing their minds over it
https://x.com/Arc_5O9/status/2016442483400753278
>THIS WAS MADE WITH SO MUCH HECKIN HATRED!!!
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if you could eat soytan's pussy, would it taste like soylent?
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NUSOI HELP ME! I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS!
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this is your daily reminder that soytan will never be a real woman
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Just got done with making this Machinima. Thoughts?
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I poop everyday and I think that's weird
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Soyness combat number #7, Almost done with the second fight scene. Need to put effects, sounds and finish the feet as well Nate walk through a door. o algo
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Take the first number and the last number of your post No and add them. Subtract off the sum of the second and second to last numbers. If your number is positive that's how many SISAs you're banging. If your number is negative that's how many BBCs you have to take.
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VLODPEDOS BTFO BY BIMMYJAK
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>necrobumping a 2 minute old thread
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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I'm bored of people forcing the same SNCA. Can someone here force Neco Arc?
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Would you date a girl like this, /soy/?
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soytan is just jeffrey epstein wearing a wig and glasses
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Trolling people who hate tranime is funnier than trolling people who love it geg, though I may just be burnt out from doing the latter
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/brim/

brimstone general discussion
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make soyjak edit requests ITT

the title says it all! I made both picrels btw
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>The victim was brutally 🍇'ed
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You can only post as many times are you want in this thread, dont panic
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Should i… (i already grinded about 2 hours)
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4cuck /trash/ get relatively soon, someone go check up on that shithole and make a thread when it's real close I'm lazy.
no arrow
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>Being an organ donor
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ITT we take the Miss Circle Fart Pill

What is The Miss Circle fart pill?
1) IT States that Miss Circle has big fart
2) If a Brap eistts in the world, Miss Circle is part of it.
We will share our Miss Circle Fart stories in this thread
(see image for reference)
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Should I dox my roommates? They're really annoying
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ANDREW VISSER IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8xhSNqwfSE
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>Good feeling (avicii version)
<Good feeling (flo rida version)
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Confess
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itt we 'za our own houses while we're not home
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eastern catholic wins

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>um… yikes.
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You won't believe what I stealthjakked.
https://911digitalarchive.org/items/show/98558
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SNCA opsec/privacy guide.

Read this if you don't want to have your life ruined by federal agents or doxxers, or if at the very least you value having a little bit of privacy. Above all, use it as an introduction point. Do your own research.

First of all, if you are reading this, YOU probably will be targeted some day. I thought I wouldn't, because I was doing nothing wrong, but I was WRONG. If you journey into smaller parts of the internet where people like to say the n-word all day, you WILL be targeted. It might be law enforcement. It might be an angry twitter artist. Either way, the most important thing you can do to protect yourself from a life of misery (which I failed at) is to take this seriously and protect your personal information. You might think to yourself, "I'm not important enough for anyone to care", but that isn't true. That's what I thought, because I wasn't doing anything illegal, but it didn't matter. Turns out that tyrannical governments don't have very good judgement.

This is not going to be structured very well. It serves as an introduction to good privacy practices and how to avoid getting yourself fedded or doxxed. DO RESEARCH YOURSELF AND DONT TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY AS FACT. While all of my opinions are always correct and the most based (evendoe my opinions change), I could be wrong. And the last thing I would want is someone to blindly follow me into their own demise.

Anyways, most important step is to limit how much personal information you give out online. This includes what emails you use for what things, for example if you used an email with your bank and you use the same email to sign up for evil hacker forum or whatever, you are going to get found out through that email. Same thing applies to usernames. Never use the name username twice, unless you specifically want two profiles to be linked. For example, your pedocord and steam (DRM cuckhell) accounts might use the same names since you use both with the same friends you groom in your server. However, if you explicitly want an account to be completely separate from all else (anonymous) (you should be doing this with most of your accounts anyways) make sure to use tor or a vpn like mullvad (pay with monero) to create a NEW email just for that account. It is good to use browser profiles to categorise each thing based on how you want accounts to interact with eachother. You might have a profile for school/work, one for generic youtube stuff, one for your xitter account and any associated social profiles, one for hecking evil hacker forum, and so on. This helps you to keep things containerised and avoid accidentally sharing an email between two accounts.
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>my grandparents are liberal
>my parents are conservative
>and I use the sharty
>I wonder what my kids will be like
<NO FOID WILL EVER LOVE YOU NIGGER
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>The Death of Harambe: 10 Years Later
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>Der fuggen shardee is liderally hitler o algo
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You can only post once in this thread, make it count
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>white sharia
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>slopdueling will never catch on
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Hiding inside of a Walmart will help you increase your chances of surviving a nuclear bomb explosion
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/b/ IS MAKING POOPSON, B IS THE SECOND LETTER OF THE ALPHABET, MULTIPLY 2 WITH 3 AND YOU GET 6. 3 SIXES FOR THE MARK OF THE BEAST, ADMIN 6 IS FORETOLD TO DESTROY THE SHARTY, /B/ IS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THEYRE MAKING THE COAL THAT WILL END ALL COAL JSID JSID JSID JSID
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I turn 18 in 10 minutes
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>Wanting to fuck a genderswapped caricature of a shooter
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>having a getting banned from Minecraft servers fetish
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ITT we take the Soytan Fart Pill

What is The Soytan fart pill?
1) IT States that Soytan has big fart
2) If a Brap eistts in the world, ASoytan is part of it.
We will share our Soytan Fart stories in this thread
(see image for reference)
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tsmt
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ITT we pretend the calendar is lying. every time i blink it’s still 2007 but wetter. discuss.
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ITT we take the femjanny fart pill

What is The Femjanny fart pill?
1) IT States that Femjnany has big fart
2) If a Brap existts in the world, Femajny is part of it.
We will share our FEmajny Fart stories in this thread
(see image for reference)
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guys did anything happen i've been gone for like a week
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>krump kings - lightnin
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>you are all built for..... hey! where's everyone going!

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(You) have the ability to turn one real and they will love you, who do you choose
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does long-dead website still wordfilter to long-dead website
>
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nophono
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>dropping mortars down a nigger's chimney
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Why is archive.today doing this and why should I care?
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'zilla on the 'log
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We pet Nate ITT
>obsessed petting ‘cord woke up
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all my soyquotes are liscensed under GPL-3.0-only
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remember the faggot who drew THIS ANTIMATTER?

HE GOT FIRED FROM THE COP JOB AFTER HIS OBSESSED FATHER WHO ONCE TRIED TO DO A DRIVEBY ON HIM SNITCHTROONED ENOUGH THAT HE LOST EVERYTHING

I THINK I HAVE A SCREENSHOT ARCHIVE OF HIM SMUGLY SAYING THAT HE WONT EVER GET FIRED SINCE A COP JOB IS STABLE

STREETY ALWAYS WINS
https://xcancel.com/BishopForsaken/status/2016041371023376502
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>when the bvll has hiv
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Hi guys I just joined do you like my soyjack
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>tfw the bull fucks your wife while you're watching avengers endgame on your nintendo switch while drinking soylent bug flavor
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>tfw when you have a weird stinger
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Erm… furtroons???
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>twitch is hentai
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>tfw the bull fucks your wife while you're watching avengers endgame on your nintendo switch while drinking soylent bug flavor
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>I AM A BABY! I AM A CACA! I AM SELF INSERTING AS A TODDLER!
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i dont wanna be alone again
sitting in a room desolate
even god doesnt respond to me
ive never been less lonely
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Forget my name you and I have nothing in common.
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>Kill la Kill
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I didn't check this site for roughly 3 days because I was busy with university and personal projects, can someone explain to me the bee and butterfly war shit?
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crying, sobbing. tearing. pulling my hair out. throwing up. puking. In the corner rocking back and forth while hugging a pillow. overthinking. hands shaking. thinking about them holding me. anxiety pressing up. Screaming. Hugging knees. "I'm fine."
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My pain is self-chosen
At least, so the prophet says
I could either burn
Or cut off my pride and buy some time
A head full of lies is the weight, tied to my waist
The river of deceit pulls down
The only direction we flow is down
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Where do you think it all started
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>Your IP address currently does not meet the requirements to vote on polls.
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Which one is better?
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geg
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ITT: we larp as an instagram reels comment section
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ZELLIGNIGGERS CONTROL MOST OF THE INSTAGRAM SOYJAK GIF TRADE

ARE WE REALLY GONNA LET THIS SLIDE?
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/andrew/ - Andrew is Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8xhSNqwfSE
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fishing thread game thing
IDS ARE ENABLED TO DETERMINE WHICH SOYTURD OWNS WHAT, ANONYMOUS USERS WILL BE CONSIDERED AS A SINGLE TEAM.

ROLLING DUBS: you go fish! I'll roll a die and it'll determine what fish you catch.
ROLLING TRIPS: you go fish 10 times!, i'll roll a die 10 times and it'll determine your yield

NAMEROLLING ALICIA: all your fish flop out of the bucket and fall back into the waters.
NAMEROLLING COLORJAK: you go fish! same as rolling dubs.

WHAT CAN YOU CATCH?
1 = Flying Soyak
2 = Crying Soyak
3 = Cobfish
4 = Nojak Clownfish
5 = Massjak Fish
6 = spoon

first to 10 fish wins! and I'll place your poster id on the spreadsheet so that all can relish in your glory…
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Can (You) beat Chud?
https://mushroomtysonboxing.web.app/
>oyyy IP logger
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DOX NIGGER STREAMER YUSUF7N NOOOOOOWWWW

https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/260737.html
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Why are pigeons so retarded? What kind of long-dead website noon makes a nest like this?
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first one to roll snopes gets nothing
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MOUNDRICH
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because your your heckin' bigotry, you are now teleported to the country of the people you've made fun of the most (niggers, jeets, or jews). post your reaction
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The real life is a hostile splinter
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You are in trouble
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>Hey guys. If you think it’s a bad song bc if you know you know. NO! It’s trans people fighting for their rights!
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>I WONDER WHAT HER FARTS SMELL LIKE
<ew why du u want tosmell that? they smell like poop and poo and diarrhea!!!
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duel me
>
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>posting gigabees without the gigachad
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TBD TBD TBD

==TOTAL BEE DEATH. POST YOUR BUTTERFLY WINS AND BEENIGGER FAILS HERE.=
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>10 illegal content bans in a row on the ban list aka bast because i said so
the long-dead websitecord was here while i was inactive…
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>IP NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER has been banned until the end of time because of Wheeloffortuneman

>If you couldn't possibly be guilty of what you're banned for, the person we banned probably had a dynamic IP address and so do you. Please email mustard@soyjak.st or post in the /q/ thread.


>See http://whatismyipaddress.com/dynamic-static for more information.


>Contact the staff (be sure to include this message)

Wh- why me :((((((
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i cannot speak in afrikaans, bee
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bladee won
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>Pegging
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>windows xP
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Eat Sleap Reat Epeat Slape Eat
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I am unbanned
Wow
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if boys have leaking clitties then what does that mean girls have. ewwwwwwww I dont even wanna think about itttttt
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ban troonslop
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fnf is wonned and is big busness
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The image

If you listen to the average soyboy they'll tell you that 4cuck is some radical hacker collective that is plotting to destroy American democracy.

If you use your eyes you'd see it's mostly porn and the politics are only far-right if you're a plebbitor. I'm not going to ask why is this because I already know, it's called the dunning-kruger effect.

Now what other examples are there?
>
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missed threads
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TOO MANY 'Bs JANNIES SHUT IT DOWN AAAGGHHHHH

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rappers wit the tism (that i know of)

A list by planetneb

[List1121129] | heart+60 |
da autism creature
da autism creature
please suggest rappers 2 put on the list my scope is very very limited
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add suggestions btw i just figured out how 2 do that
Based Boy BillionaireAcid Souljah

said on ig live that he has autism
FASmokingskul

also said he got autism on live
Blvcklvnd Rvdix 66.6 (1991)SpaceGhostPurrp

he said he had autism a grip ago but he also said he was "pretending to be autistic to finesse the autistic system"
imma still put him on here tho
Dead BrokeITSOKTOCRY

"they treat me different cuz im on the spectrum" i can Relate !!!!

https://youtu.be/tGF_bt5AQZ8
Minister 4 ChaosCraic Boi Mental

i never listened to him but dude literally has a tape called "autistic legend" thats so raw
White MetalAlena Phoenix

HOW COULD I FORGET MY OWN OOMFIE…
Gods FatherLil B

FUCKING GOAT
The Marshall Mathers LPEminem
suggested by: lefelz
Northside Zone, Vol. 150 Tyson

one of the real autistic legends
suggested by: lefelz
KikkDaKupMarrgielaa

yup
Rainbow Bridge 3Sematary

no way someone whos not autistic could think of this music tbh
suggested by: napkins
Stay in SchoolBlocka Tyme

suggestion is a suggestion
suggested by: sazispain
##RRKankan

https://twitter.com/fuckkkankan/status/1608684924978225152?s=20
i dont know whether or not to add him but this tweet idk
Wickerarubyred

oomfie
Lorelei 4Everlorelei.wav

me
Trans Girl Pluggnb Swag 3 #lovemymoneycounteroakie

Hello
suggested by: oakie
FROZEN EARTHWHITEGOD

suggestion
Virtual Lightssatanbussy

i have the ✨tism✨
suggested by: MissMusicCritic


also da goat
suggested by: [deleted]


the goat
suggested by: [deleted]
The TrollA Hype

he told me himself that he is autistic
suggested by: [deleted]
$TRAIGHT DROP EPKU$H$TRONAUT
IgorTyler, The Creator

"my brother said I'm on the spectrum"
suggested by: DoradoMusic
Angels Move Forth Like Gods CavalryJvly38!
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Has anyone else noticed that women literally only exist to get fucked? Like, even they acknowledge that it's their only purpose. It's all they care about. Their entire lives revolve around being sex toys for men.
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Remember when soyjaks were used to make fun of people rather than for self-inserting by fat retarded niggers?
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first post of 2026, lets make this year a good one
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The blakBerry Pearl was a smartphone developed by Research In Motion (RIM). The Pearl (8100) was launched on September 12, 2006, marking the first blakBerry device with a camera, media player and other multimedia features, significantly expanding the traditionally enterprise brand's market to mainstream consumers. Running version 4.5 of blakBerry OS, the Pearl supported the full range of blakBerry enterprise functionality. Updated versions were released as Pearl 8110, 8120 and 8130.

Unlike previous blakBerrys, the Pearl swapped the wide body and full QWERTY keyboard for a narrower, candybar style, and a hybrid keypad keyboard layout on a 4-row, 5-column keypad, with a proprietary predictive input algorithm called SureType. Most notably, the Pearl uses a titular translucent trackball that facilitates horizontal and vertical scrolling, instead of the traditional blakBerry scroll wheel. The backlit color of the 8100 trackball is controlled by a series of LEDs and may be changed by software loaded on the phone; the 8110, 8120 and 8130 models trackball is lit only in white.[1] The color customization capabilities also extend to the notification LED in the top right corner of the device. This LED can be programmed to blink different colors depending on which contact has called, texted or emailed.[2]

The blakBerry Pearl was a large sales success for RIM.[3] In 2008, a Pearl flip phone, the 8200 series, was released, while in 2010 the successor to the original Pearl, the 3G Pearl 9100 series, was released.
Features and versions
Disassembled blakBerry Pearl revealing the hardware inside

The blakBerry Pearl has quad-band network support on 850/900/1800/1900 MHz GSM/GPRS and EDGE networks to allow for international roaming between North America, Europe and Asia Pacific. The semi QWERTY keyboard layout previously appeared on the blakBerry 7130. It is made up of two letters per key across five vertical rows, helping to significantly reduce the keyboard and device size compared to normal handsets with full keyboards.[4]

The Pearl's media player has support for MP3, AAC/M4A, AMR, WMA, polyphonic MIDI, and WAV sound formats, as well as MPEG-4, Xvid, DivX, WMV and H.263 video formats. It also has a 1.33 (8100) or 2.0 (8110/8120/8130) megapixel camera with flash, self-portrait mirror, and 5x digital zoom.

In October 2007, RIM introduced updated versions of the 8100: the Pearl 8120 with support for Wi-Fi, improved 2 megapixel camera and other improvements, and the Pearl 8130 which is the CDMA network variant and includes EV-DO high speed data capabilities as well as GPS capability assisting blakBerry Maps.[5][6] In May 2008, the Pearl 8110 was introduced with GPS but without Wi-Fi.[7]

blakBerry Pearl 8110, 8120 and 8130 use the Antioch chip from Cypress Semiconductor, a Westbridge peripheral controller enabling "direct connection between peripherals, creating ultra-fast transfers".[8] This upgrade from 8100 provides faster USB sideloading than older phones, and fast connection to the microSDHC card, capable of transferring 1 GB file in less than 70 seconds - over 16Mbyte/s transfer rate. This speed significantly surpasses that of the earlier iPhone, Motorola RAZR or Sony Ericsson Walkman.
Release and reception

The blakBerry Pearl is aimed towards both business users and consumers. Its advertising campaign features several people including Mariska Hargitay[9] and Douglas Coupland.[9]
R: 95 / I: 30

Poll


'TEENS WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE OWNER
R: 2 / I: 0
Look at this pink paper
R: 4 / I: 2
EPSTEIN RAPE NIGGERS
R: 3 / I: 3
>quote, if you don't shut it down, WE WILL!
R: 9 / I: 2

Should i play
R: 8 / I: 1
‘nu toss
R: 25 / I: 8
This is Satoko Houjou
And this is a fan of Satoko Houjou
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R: 24 / I: 5
Why are furGODs so attractive?
R: 1 / I: 0
where does the janny hot pocket joke originate from
R: 0 / I: 0
>Dark Rootism
R: 5 / I: 1
how do i find all the chuds in the soyjak world in vrchat? im stuck at 43
R: 0 / I: 0
What happened to the Chinese lobster dog? I miss him.
>
R: 442 / I: 98

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 0 / I: 0
>troons are bad fo mutilating dey genitalia even doe circumcision iz good cuz rabbi yeshua said so mmmkay?
R: 47 / I: 11
Natetok general, post natetok gemmies
R: 8 / I: 1
stonetoss
R: 2 / I: 0
wir ham nur noch eine nase koks
R: 74 / I: 2

itt we discuss monsters for a game I'm making

I'm makig a game on troonity about escaping a 12 stories tall building and I want to discuss monster ideas
>Ask ai
Nigga I'm making a game for human people, what does it know about playing games
>Gameplay
12 floors, each floor is made of 3 random hallways, each with a number of rooms with loot and dangers. Floors are connectes via staircases (probably no monsters there). 8th and 4th floors are boss floors - each of them is a random biome with its' own rules and patroling monsters. 1st floor is an even bigger boss floor but it is always the same biome every playthrough. Also, there are no patroling monsters in the regular floors - the dangers there are more like mini-games or environmental hazards
R: 11 / I: 1

gem it up

ID 1800734307
PASSWORD: suka!!!!
R: 232 / I: 324
Soytan thread yay!!!!
R: 53 / I: 16
music thread
R: 242 / I: 45
I'm currently kirking my charlie. Whoever namerolls "cryboy" or "SLF" will choose my fate to what I goon to
R: 3 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/8_8LTUmHWP0?t=164
found the first gigger
R: 22 / I: 6
>didn't this guy do [x]
>aren't you the guy who [x]
>said [x] is "raped a 3 year old" or something to that effect while being a complete lie
why do trannies do this?
R: 3 / I: 2
>minichad
R: 4 / I: 3
nu 'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
Just woke up at 3 pm again
R: 27 / I: 7
BRO JESUS CHRIST ISN'T THERE A SINGLE OX THREAD
R: 7 / I: 4
Stalin was based and kept the Slavs in line
R: 12 / I: 2
>her face when she sees your itty bitty white clitty
R: 757 / I: 174

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 44 / I: 7
>go back to the sharty loser
R: 2 / I: 0
deleted my decades old reddit account AMA
R: 5 / I: 2
Do you think that communism is better in nazism
R: 5 / I: 2
>baited everyphono
R: 0 / I: 0

Did baby just BTFO all of Dada's anti-baby arguments?

>googoo
>gaga
>baboo
R: 2 / I: 0
trans rigts are human ri-QUACK!
R: 3 / I: 0
watching the simpsons right now
R: 6 / I: 2
BEE KIND
R: 70 / I: 8

Operation Rape the groomer

In summary: He defends:

Lolicon ('p)
Zoophilia
Pedophilia
Shotacon
Necrophilia
Early porn introduction for children (yeah he don't like when someone criticize goon content on youtube)
Rape

Every fucking paraphilia.

And he can't help but attack teenagers because it's his only way of existing. The entire identity of his account is centered on defending perversion.
R: 1 / I: 0
>geg this shitskin is still seething
R: 3 / I: 2
Quote stole my vagina and womb to larp as a real woman
R: 0 / I: 0
the two people that roll "dubbbzjak" and "dubbzjak" have to fight
R: 0 / I: 0
quote bring back my integrity
R: 22 / I: 5

Which one would you accept in your alt-right group?
R: 4 / I: 1
shouldve made the middle wojak, feraljak
R: 6 / I: 5
cob on the 'log
R: 7 / I: 1
im an alabama nigger and i wanna be free
R: 22 / I: 5
whoever rolls A24, Alicia, Amerimutt, Angryjak, Applejak, Aryan, Meximutt, Euromutt, Rapeson, Spadeson, Cobson, Soyak, Soyjak, Swede, Impjak, Hunky Twink Sex Machine, Marge, Lee Goldson, Etan, El Perro, Dr. Fauci, Dr. Soyberg, Dr. Soystein, Brandon, Bobson, Chad, Cado, Chudbob, Chugsjak, Gigachad, Soyjak 20, Bug, Everybaldi, Nobaldi, Nobeidore, Nusoi, Wewjak, Nophono, Norwegian, Massjak, Mulletjak, Nate, Slopjak, Slurpjak, Smugjak, Shirtjak, Seriousjak, Schizo OR Retard first gets uhh….. nothing……………
R: 36 / I: 10
There are bot swarms on xitter posting apparent 'P from Epstein right now. They're all from India and are posting actual CSAM claiming it originated from the Epstein Files. Dox and rape please
R: 26 / I: 3
there isnt a single community i can talk about my game fuck my life
R: 4 / I: 2
>Quote won't let me goon to Miss Circle futa porn in /nate/ therefore, he is Admin 6
R: 2 / I: 1
>not taking your schizo meds
>getting kicked out of your parents house
>suicide by trains
R: 10 / I: 3
>Мне совсем не нравится этот сайт про сою для подростков он очень глупый *BANG*
<Ack…
^n…nusoi? NUSOIS?! NUSOI WHAT IS THIS?!?! NOT LIKE THIS!! NOT LIKE THIS NUSOI!! NUSOI PLEASE!! PLEASE NOT LIKE THIS!!!! NUSOI!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS!!!
R: 3 / I: 5

ARYAN 'JAK THREAD

there is hardly any aryan 'jaks in my folder, send some here so i can save them
R: 3 / I: 0
>Hello, my name is circus 2 and i love gooning to 'p. Its part of my culture as a shitskin pedophile from lesotho that i goon to little girl feet and plaps jax pedo niggernigger retard. Yes saar, if you do not respect my culture then you are a bigot for not supporting my pedophilia. Now I will get back to gooning to pomni gassy feet gemmies so do not bother as it is a very constructive spiritual ritual for me saar.
R: 3 / I: 0
>Make new friends on soyjak.party
R: 0 / I: 0
Post Pornchasers ITT
R: 17 / I: 16
>
ITT we soyquote the randomized youtube titles
https://soyjakwiki.org/Template:Youtube
Refresh your screen for new ones
R: 7 / I: 2
>We are Anonymous.
>We are Legion.
>We do not forgive.
>We do not forget.
>Expect us.
R: 4 / I: 1
>RRRResus christ is lord and god o algo
>it's written in this book that resus is god
>this is literally the book of god
>even doe resus didn't write shit
>it was jewish rabbis who wrote the bible but it's still the word of god
R: 2 / I: 1
IF YOU GO OUTSIDE KYS RETARDED NORMGROIDS AND GTFO OF MY SITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R: 17 / I: 14

How to say breakfast for dinner in 40 different languages

>Breakfast… FOR DINNER!
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'B GENERAL

final 'b general before all 'bs ack
R: 0 / I: 0
>Oh yay, free block list in the comments and QRTs. Slurs have never been and never will be ok to use. Not back in the 90s, not in any past decade, and not now. If you think they are, unfollow/block me
R: 3 / I: 1
just rename the site to bee.party
R: 4 / I: 1
all moderation, politician or any form of power over other users eventually devolves into neckbeard pedophiles with a god complex
R: 5 / I: 2
>women are epi, ban all women
R: 15 / I: 3
would you rather catch your son getting fucked in the ass or your daughter fingering her girl best friend
R: 0 / I: 0
>Beeposting
>Fallout 4
R: 6 / I: 0
My last name is Finkelstein and I feel like a lot of my coworkers have been treating me differently this past week. Its not fair
R: 6 / I: 2
NEW WORDS ENTERING THE SOYDICTIONNARY OF SOYSPEAK 2026 EDITION

>fih

>dih
>bih
>ahh
>shi
>lowkirkenuinly
>EFN
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 13 / I: 3
What if epstein used /nate/?
R: 6 / I: 3
does anyphono have that giggle chat "I chew penises" music video
R: 0 / I: 0
>when the burger is filled with bugs and is 100% heccin vegarino!
R: 8 / I: 2
mint won
R: 8 / I: 2

I (28F) found a problematic website on my boyfriend’s (30M) computer

So I was at my boyfriend's house when I got an urgent work email. I didn’t have my computer so I asked to use his desktop to quickly rectify the problem and reply. He allowed me to use his computer and I got to finishing my work. When I opened his google chrome to sign into my email and reply, I noticed an unfamiliar website in his bookmarked tabs. I noticed it because the website had a weird domain and not .com or .net as is typical- I found it weird that he would browse a foreign site with a weird domain ending, especially because he only speaks english. I waited until he went to bed and, against my better judgement, I snooped.

The website that I found was horrifying. The first thing that greeted me was a cartoon image of a man being hanged with problematic language under it. The bookmark took me to a site named “soyjak party” and it was full of racist, homophobic, and generally misogynistic language. There were comments and posts about all sorts of things I won’t repeat here, but suffice it to say this is not the sort of website you want to find your boyfriend of four years browsing.

I’m honestly in shock at finding this website on my boyfriend’s computer. He’s not the sort of person to associate with hateful rhetoric in person or online. My boyfriend works at a homeless shelter in an administrative role, he’s the sort of person that prides himself in helping vulnerable people get on their feet. I am heavily involved in organizing local Palestine protests and he has attended almost all of them in support of me and the movement. On top of our similar politics, he has always been a kind and compassionate boyfriend. He is very respectful and patient, and he has never given me a reason to believe he holds hatred for anyone in his heart. We have been discussing marriage and I have been under the impression that he is very close to proposing.

When I found this website on his computer I decided not to question him right at that moment because it’s a long drive from his house to my house (about an hour) and I wasn’t confident the streets were cleared of snow. I don’t want to confront him because I only browsed the website in passing- I don’t know much about it- and I’m not really sure what it’s about beyond the dozen images I scrolled before I closed it out. Despite this, I feel like he’s involved with something really against his character and I can’t help but wonder if he’s been hiding some prejudices throughout our relationship. There is no good reason he would have bookmarked this website if he weren’t a regular, and if he is a regular then he’s not the sort of person I want to deal with (let alone get married to).

What is the best way to navigate this situation?
R: 34 / I: 8
JEFFERY EPSTEIN HAD A MINECRAFT CHANNEL, GET IT TO 271K SUBS NOWWWWWWW

If it hits 271k then either start unsubscribing so we can keep it there as long as possible or try to hit 911K instead

https://m.youtube.com/@gunzablazin7378
R: 4 / I: 1
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>When your bull's beef steak is harmful but you remember your pod is carbon negative so it's a net-zero over all
R: 0 / I: 0
>the FNF zoophile is NOT real and there is only an FNF PEDO. You WILL stop investigating.
R: 2 / I: 1
>geg this burger is still frozen or something
R: 1 / I: 0
Soytan likers look like this
R: 5 / I: 1
What a corny ass site
R: 8 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>WHYYYY DO I HAVE TO BE LIVING DURING A HECCING HISTORICAL EVENT RIGHT NOW? THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE CAPTAIN AMERIMUTT RISE OF THE NAZIS
R: 18 / I: 2
Would your life be any different if your penis was an inch longer?
R: 10 / I: 3
Tama thread yay!!!!
R: 3 / I: 5
Did you know? FPE's original creator has confirmed that miss circle is trans
R: 3 / I: 1
Welp, this site has run it's course. Back to r/politicalcompassmemes
R: 3 / I: 0
>AYO LISTEN UP IM BOUTTA SPIT SOME HEAT
>YO YO YO YO
>BULGARIUH AINT WHITE
>MM HMMM DAS RITE
>I NEED TO GET MUH DIK WET TONIGHT
>A LIL ASS KEEED? I JUST MIGHT
>OH YEYUH OH HELL YE
>IM BREEDING OUT ALL YALL WHITE TIMMIES
>CUZ ALL THESE BITCHES DEY BE ALL OVER ME
>DAY IN AND DAY OUT
>I ATE SO MUCH PUSSY I GOT GOUT AND I'
WHACKKK
<fuck up, ye dog
>EEEEGUHHHHCICKK….HOOHKHOOiidkrkfcjjbleleblrvbebrbrbeehhcckkkk k k kkk kkkkkkkkk…..uhhhhhhhh…………..*brap*……
R: 13 / I: 4
*sigh* sellingerino slaveerino is not easy i hate pathetic slots that havent felt the chafe of a good insertion. No money, no homE.

tskkk get out of my sight no come back, i must cure ones vision by driving a fucking brick into your skull while i fuck your convulsing body. going once, going twice, i hear 20 can we go for 25

hear that, fuckmeat? you arent even worth 30 dollars. how does it feel your mangled pussy is worth less than 4-slot toaster? you know what doesnt have 4 slots, DT? you. mouth, pussy, shitholeughhckkk how did i finish insde that? so musky, smells like sink drain clogged with old food I HEAR 40, 45 IN THE CORNER 50..GOING ONCE GOING TWICE! SOLD TO ARABIC OIL PRINCE

HAHAAAH a billionaire muzzie sandnigger only bets his bottom dollar for out-of-date rapeflesh that's been left out for more than 2 hours laalalaalalaalaa what to do with spoiled meat? feed it to the little piggies
this piggie went to the market, this piggie stuffed in cheap pattie and this little piggie is having her babycave stretched and sold on the blaked market

kill yourself dt, *spit* blegchk
R: 4 / I: 1
>cado, fpe, soytan is a gem
R: 2 / I: 2
>SUBMIT A CREDIT CHECK OR PRESENT YOUR KOLYMA PASS BEFORE PROCEDDING TO THE GATE. OFFSITERS WILL BE SHOT.
R: 6 / I: 5
>yuri survival goonslop
miss circle is better tbh
R: 32 / I: 7
The average soyteen's "opinions" are formed entirely by peer pressure and conformity. We're just like redditors, only with different political views.
R: 16 / I: 0
Saw this ad on Instagram geg
R: 109 / I: 78
QUOTE BAN THE LANZAFAGGOT ALREADY
R: 12 / I: 5
Xitter won
R: 49 / I: 6

POTENTIAL GEMMY RAID TARGET

https://www.mybustimes.cc/ - link to the website

and if you want a full map of operators, https://www.mybustimes.cc/map/

>What is this?

It's a multiplayer UK based transport game (though technically you can play anywhere, but you need to add your own stops) where you can make your own bus company and do a bunch of gemmy stuff in it, it's UI is based on https://bustimes.org/ which is based on real-time information, everything on here however is completely user-made

>What can you do in this?

Pretty much anything.

>How do I play?

Figure out yourself
<kys slf, nypa

>Can multiple 'eens run a company

Yeah and I think this could work out well for us

>How do you make an account?

It's really easy, I don't know how lenient they are on burners but I assume it's really easy to spam accounts IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO, be nice with the janjans for a start unless they start leaking

>Can you make your own liveries/paintjobs?

Yes, duh, albeit you kind of need to be a CSSGOD otherwise you have to recolour other liveries that already exist in the game (though theres about a billion of them because of what I just said)

Anyways theres bound to be tranny faggots lurking in this game so if we can look on the map and find them, then put our own buses onto their or similar routes and make them leak, I also the game has a DM feature so you can DM them. Also worth mentioning is this game is geographically exact to the exact coordinate since it's OSM based so you MIGHT be able to dox a bit easier for this

Also they have a forum and (((a certain app we all know and hate)))

What are we thinking?

>inb4 autofilter moves it to >>>/q/
R: 8 / I: 2
tajakistan is geographically between israel and chyna
R: 5 / I: 1
Is it just me or does Soylent get harder to open every time I get one? I even had to ask my wife’s boyfriend to open it for me. 😭✌
R: 5 / I: 2
>oh my days… telegram, 'p and gore, at the same time?! i must be in heaven… кто русс? кто русс?!
R: 4 / I: 1
>Rock climbing
R: 2 / I: 0
said "transheart" irl to a libtard today my vocabulary is done for
R: 13 / I: 3
jardee won because it had the decency to die timely, instead of being necro'd like the shardee. now how do we dox jaksoy users?
R: 5 / I: 1
i am a fat, disgusting, slob of nigger lard.
R: 6 / I: 1
>OMG LE SPROKE!
<unironically drinking coca-cola mixed with sprite
R: 10 / I: 5
sharty feels like a medium sized discord server rather than an image board. This is what happens when you ban everyone except discordtroons. goodjob
R: 6 / I: 1
>mfw quote doesn't even know about Umamusume
R: 9 / I: 9
R: 2 / I: 1
>signalis
R: 17 / I: 8
>under 300 pph during peak hours
jesus christ
R: 0 / I: 0
>new nintendo game
>still no trans characters
>cry over how bigoted this world has become
R: 5 / I: 0
>TOTK or BOTW?
R: 26 / I: 13
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOIS CANT EVEN FIND THE NEXT STEP IN THIS MINESWEEPER BOARD KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK JSID
R: 4 / I: 2

ITT we soyduel using epstein files

>epic island vacation
R: 2 / I: 0
>steam getting rid of the clown comment reaction
R: 6 / I: 3
>listening to Canon in D Major while gooning to Mrs. Circle being fucked by Tama with a strap on
R: 8 / I: 0
This is the owner of the long-dead website btw
notice anything?
R: 0 / I: 0
>trans rights are jarty rights noma okunye
R: 2 / I: 0
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R: 491 / I: 100
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 313 / I: 214
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 436 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 549 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 457 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 383 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

Style: