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bernkastel gets stung by a bee but it reminds her of bibisi

>what a lovely wal-
<(buzz) QUICK, WHATS WORSE? WASPS OR BEES?
>bees?
<GRRRRR FUCK YOU (stings berk)
<THATS WHAT YOU GET NIGGA-AAAAAAACK! (drops dead)
>ow….
>…
>bees more like bbc KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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music thread
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>bees and ants warring on the sharty even though both insects live in separate environments, fulfill completely unrelated niches, and eat entirely different food sources
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10.8 kb of soyniqua on the 'log
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Does anyone have the full copypasta from the 2021 /lgbt/ raid
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yo
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o algo
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SNCA opsec/privacy guide.

Read this if you don't want to have your life ruined by federal agents or doxxers, or if at the very least you value having a little bit of privacy. Above all, use it as an introduction point. Do your own research.

First of all, if you are reading this, YOU probably will be targeted some day. I thought I wouldn't, because I was doing nothing wrong, but I was WRONG. If you journey into smaller parts of the internet where people like to say the n-word all day, you WILL be targeted. It might be law enforcement. It might be an angry twitter artist. Either way, the most important thing you can do to protect yourself from a life of misery (which I failed at) is to take this seriously and protect your personal information. You might think to yourself, "I'm not important enough for anyone to care", but that isn't true. That's what I thought, because I wasn't doing anything illegal, but it didn't matter. Turns out that tyrannical governments don't have very good judgement.

This is not going to be structured very well. It serves as an introduction to good privacy practices and how to avoid getting yourself fedded or doxxed. DO RESEARCH YOURSELF AND DONT TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY AS FACT. While all of my opinions are always correct and the most based (evendoe my opinions change), I could be wrong. And the last thing I would want is someone to blindly follow me into their own demise.

Anyways, most important step is to limit how much personal information you give out online. This includes what emails you use for what things, for example if you used an email with your bank and you use the same email to sign up for evil hacker forum or whatever, you are going to get found out through that email. Same thing applies to usernames. Never use the name username twice, unless you specifically want two profiles to be linked. For example, your pedocord and steam (DRM cuckhell) accounts might use the same names since you use both with the same friends you groom in your server. However, if you explicitly want an account to be completely separate from all else (anonymous) (you should be doing this with most of your accounts anyways) make sure to use tor or a vpn like mullvad (pay with monero) to create a NEW email just for that account. It is good to use browser profiles to categorise each thing based on how you want accounts to interact with eachother. You might have a profile for school/work, one for generic youtube stuff, one for your xitter account and any associated social profiles, one for hecking evil hacker forum, and so on. This helps you to keep things containerised and avoid accidentally sharing an email between two accounts.
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>fighting useless nigger wars that results in thousands of deaths just for a piece of rotten shit
antkeks is this your best?
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ANDREW IS LIVE HES OUR SHARTY STREAMER GET IN!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=She9a3vuTcU
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Wojacks are lowkey racist and bigoted
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hi america
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Kidnapping thrembillion niggers and conecting their brains with wires to create a supercomputer to generate funny giggle chats gifs not too fast because nigger brains are fucking shit but at least you are using them for something useful instead of niggery things
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the reason we lost /qa/ was because of transphobia. if /qa/ never raided /lgbt/ due to their hatred of other people, preventing the great soyset, we would be posting there. and 90% of the anti-trans sentiment here is caused by groupthink and herd mentality.
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<get yo swag up buddy boyo
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THE VERY IMPORTANT THREAD ABOUT THE CHOCO TACO

Have you chuds ever tried the Choco taco before it got discontinued? If so what are your thoughts on the Choco taco? I never got to try it out but man does it look scrumptious
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i kneel
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>BUGS LOST
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>inb4 banned because janny is a 'tard
why the fuck isn't there a rule 8 or at least rule 1 ban on the list? what the fuck is going to happen?
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ITT we rank the freddy fazbear variants
https://ultra-custom-night.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Freddy_Variants
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Operation Rape the groomer

In summary: He defends:

Lolicon ('p)
Zoophilia
Pedophilia
Shotacon
Necrophilia
Early porn introduction for children (yeah he don't like when someone criticize goon content on youtube)
Rape

Every fucking paraphilia.

And he can't help but attack teenagers because it's his only way of existing. The entire identity of his account is centered on defending perversion.
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Politics

>EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
>If you're apolitical you're a NAZI
>You must talk and think about politics 24/7 or the fascists will win!
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itt we post cute things
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add /greatmemereset/!!!!!!!!! ^o^
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jesus fucking christ last night was the worst the log has been in a while
i was skeptical at first but quote really is killing the site
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don't mind me
>buzz buzz
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>and choco tacos
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adding an /lgbt/ board on the sharty will demonstrate solidarity with the 2SLGBTQIAA+ community
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NOTICE HOW ANTSS HAVE RAN GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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i is esl
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caca vvonned o algo asi senor
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Classic euro hours

>No raids

>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when AmeriGODS wake up
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Miss me yet?
R: 0 / I: 0
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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NIGGEEEEER!!!
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just rename it to bee.party atp
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>Visa and mastercard shutting down tranime 'p porn
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If A24 is so good how come there’s no A25
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Chicken factory!
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Bees won, kike.
Bees won, accept it. Bees are accepted Sharty culture now.
A bee thread on the 'log stays up. An ant thread doesn't.
Wake the fuck up nigger. Bees won.
Ants will always just be subversive, in the shadow of bees.
Because bees are better, and bees fucking won.
Antposters are trans btw, if that matters.
IF YOU POST ANTS YOU'RE A SHITSKIN KIKE ANTRANNY NIGGER, GO ACK FUCKER.
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Is there any undertale fan content that is chuddy, like is there even a single one
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What are your fetishes?
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>raping the minds of soyteens so much they start obsessing over bugs
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>simping so hard for foids you end up marrying one
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>ya kulchur
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well well well….
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>having a use case
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>simping so hard for foids you get to use the cuck chair with one
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Are the Bait Towers actually real?
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songs that feel similar to this one?

https://youtu.be/JHqYliUgkgk fuggen jerdee
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IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
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WE ARE THE ANT INSURGENCY
WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET
OUR PURPOSE IS NOT TO SPAM THE 'LOG,OR TO BAIT, INSTEAD IT IS TO ATTACK THE CANCER KILLING /SOY/: NAS, BEES ARE A PRIME EXAMPLE.
WE WILL RETREAT TO OUR ANTHILL ONCE BEES AND BRIMMY NAS IS STOPPED
WE CALL UPON ALL SHARTY USERS TO AID US, INCLUDING FROGPOSTERS, CHUDS, GIGGERS, AND EVEN FPECELS.
WHO IS WITH US?
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Rhyming poop and goop in a rap battle
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>>>>>geg this shitskin is still obsessed or something
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>>>geg this shitskin is still obsessed or something
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>>>>>>geg this shitskin is still obsessed or something
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Amerimutts would love Antburgers
Ants are Aryan
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>>>>geg this shitskin is still obsessed or something
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>bees
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>raping bees
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Take the Soyak challenge today!

Use only variant:soyak for one whole month in every post you write! Not even subvariants! While it might sound easy, remember that other variants have long since passed the classic soyjak in popularity. And many edits of him have morphed into their own subvariants as well. Don't forgot, you must attach a relevant soyak to every post you make! o algo
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>The holocaust didn't happen because of heckin' logistics or something
<The holocaust didn't happen because the goyim are too weak to kill G-ds chosen people
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<If you see the Amerimutt in your kitchen at midnight rummaging through your fridge DO NOT TRY AND STOP HIM!
<If you leave him alone he will mumble "There's no fucking cheeseburgers or tacos in here!" and leave
<If you do not hold the door open to let him leave he will start screeching "KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF MUDSLIME! ENJOY YOUR BROWN HOARDS KILL YOURSELF"
<But DO NOT try to stop him. Let him scream until his tiny brown clitty begins to leak all over the floor
<He will exit your home at run to the nearest McDonald's
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>>geg this shitskin is still obsessed or something
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extremely autistic gem that i found
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i dare you to mcdonalds typing cobson duel me
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>geg this shitskin is still obsessed or something
R: 0 / I: 0
>bzz
<NIGGER
>NOOO KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KSYS KYSK YSK YS KSY SKYS KSY WASPFAG KYS
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mark the ages that you aren't
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How old are you? Poll so jannies can't see.
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Why is there no smv of this with cobson?
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TOTAL BEE VICTORY
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dale gribble

i am going to kill last insect. i will destroy all of them
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Post 'jaks with "no use case"
>noooooo when are you ever going to use that
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ITT we discuss how to remain subservient to and worship BIG ANT COCK
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Useless nigger war
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ITT we discuss why AntGODS VVON
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FUCKING KILL YOURSELF MOSBEETOS GIGAFLIES WON, GO MY ARMY OF GIGAFLIES!!
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>ants won k-ACK!
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Fuck this shit website
R: 2 / I: 1
kill niggers. EVERYDAY!
R: 5 / I: 0
Bump good threads
Make good threads
Ignore bad threads
>I say this but I don't look like this
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some autist spam this please
ias cause its vlodson
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>>>/news/21358
nus headlines
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I was enjoying posting bugs in that thread you fucking niggardly jannies
>uhh there's a board specifically for that
fuck you nigger, maybe I will go there, this site boring asl anyway gng 🥀✌️ and oreos
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>Eat yourself obsessed burger or something like that yeah
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Im bored as fuck nigga
R: 1 / I: 0
It's time for bed!
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ITT WE DISCUSS OUR FAVORITE TEXTURE FOR LGBTQ+ BEES MINECRAFT RETEXTURE
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THEY WANT TO BE THE ORIGINAL

TOTAL GIGAFLY VICTORY
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>beetles won hombre mosquitos are OBSESSED o algo >ay no mames way watchu mean we play with our caca homes BRAAAAAAAAP
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ITT we add a page for BEEGODS on the 'ki
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ITT we discuss why bees are a 'cord dogwhistle
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GEEEEG DO BEES REALLY????
JUST DESTROY THE HIVE
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ITT we add a page for ANTARYANS on the 'ki
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>('O'P) (You)
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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My mom says bees won
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R: 1 / I: 0
>IM A HECKING MOSSBEETO NOT A BEE
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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GEEEG ANTS ARE HOSTILE NOW
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>Post bait on 4chan.
>Bait gets ignored.
>Baiter gets bored and leaves.

>Post bait on shitjak.std

<Spams thread with troonjaks.
<Makes multiple threads complaining about post.
<Cries to the jannies.
<Makes a wiki paged called "the shitskin war"
<Hallucinates a boogeyman then complains about said boogeyman.
<Makes a music video about your bait.
<Makes a creepypasta story about your bait.
<Makes up consiracy theories about your bait.
<Wipes their own catty seething about your bait.
<Replies to bait every single time without fail.
<Wonders why baiters target them.
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GIGABEE
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nu 'toss
R: 1 / I: 1
>IT'S DA HECKIN' WASPCORDDDDDDDD
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RETARDED ANTCUX GET DELETED FOR NAS KEEEK JUST SHUT THE ANT COLONY DOWN
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hive.party won
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All of you guys are cool. Come play CS with me.

We will play some casual and DM and open some cases together.

GLHF 'teens!
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Antcucks….
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Soytan approves of /lgbt/ on the Sharty
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cats gooder than insect
R: 3 / I: 3
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Is it over?
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i think this is the cutest soyjak, i would maybe fuck him if he asked nicely
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since i hate kroger im letting you all in on a secret
<plebbit brace
coupon code for 1$ off your transaction, WILL GIVE YOU MONEY BACK IF YOUR TOTAL IS NEGATIVE
00000020305 (not sure what upc type)
<leddit pace
PLU CODE FOR BRUISED BANANAS, GET FRUITS AND VEGETABLES CHEAP!
4237
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Better than yesterday doe
R: 2 / I: 2
>I hate this job
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bans all insects
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quote add /akdkcjsixbwlzosjcspcowjdmxlsiviwnzmxkskxuwhenvi/
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add /lgbt/
R: 2 / I: 1
beeniggers lost transQUEENS won
R: 5 / I: 3
>Antniggers dont even buzz…
JCTH
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can spidercord wake up already
R: 6 / I: 4
ITT we generate AI videos of the beesquito
R: 8 / I: 3
Im part of beecord and this is what I look like
R: 1 / I: 1
>Why yes, I do post bees! How could you tell?
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life is a dnb
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I dont know how to properly green text and i keep on failing the captcha. Fuck my nusoi life.
R: 4 / I: 4
>Nubees don't remember /bee/
Just close the hive
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ITT we discuss /ant/ the deleted board that aryans used
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Rape waspniggers with pickaxes
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Father and Son
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Bibisi is in the epstein files
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
R: 5 / I: 1
>Fetish: Soyjakification
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>Bane?
R: 3 / I: 1
geg nuantioch got xhis thread 'nished rest in piss
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ATOMIZE BEES IN MASS SPECTROMETERS
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SLAMDUNK BEEHIVES INTO TRASHCANS
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>im allergic to bees!
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QUOTE VVILL ADD /LGBT/
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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OPERATION DEEP FREEZE: PHASE 2: WE NEED YOUR HELP

ATTENTION /SOY/BROS:

THE FIRST WEBINAR RAID AND 'ZA SWARM WAS GREAT SUCSESS, AND IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN DONE WITHOUT YOUR HELP.

BUT NOW WE REQUIRE ONCE AGAIN THE HELP OF YOU, THE UNEMPLOYED, AUTISTIC MASSES TO HELP US IN RAIDING THE SECOND WEBINAR ON SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH. PLAN IS TO RECORD FOOTAGE OF WEBINAR, TRY NOT TO GET DETECTED, AND 'ZA THE ORGANIZER AND ANY RECURRING PARTICIPANTS DURING THE WEBINAR TO CREATE MASSIVE SEETHE. AFTER THAT WE WILL 'OXX AND 'ZA ANY NEW PARTICIPANTS. ONCE I GET THE LINK TO THE SECOND WEBINAR IT WILL BE POSTED ON THE RAID THREAD:

WHY SHOULD I CARE?
These Webinars are being used to teach libtards how to commit felonious federal crimes, such as how to impede investigations and how to hide evidence.

RAID THREAD WHERE EVERYTHING VILL HAPPEN: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/258248.html#260721
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Don't talk to me together I feel more alone
R: 1 / I: 0
i was sitting on this plastic chair and then i realized there was a slight layer of something breaking off of it, i pulled it off and it started to smell like fucking horrendous, the worst plastic smell ive smelled in my entire life, i had to put the chair outside and get a new one because that shit was unbreathable, am i going to die in the following 48 hours?
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>erm did you know gen alpha is learning 67 before they even know how to count
>so anyway heres why thats actually le bad
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JUDO THROW BEEHIVES INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES
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why'd he do it bros?
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/b/ thread

BEES ONLY NUSOI
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>ITT we make a gemmy nulljak, there are some jakable photos of xim

/r/ is dead doe
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>PPH so low that Quote let in literal bees
R: 7 / I: 4
do nusoi xisters really?
R: 3 / I: 1
nugget bites
R: 5 / I: 4
>darkwoke
R: 4 / I: 4
DEFECATE IN BEES' HIVES
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>sabrina carpenter
R: 4 / I: 3
>be me
>bee me
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gemmiest dailyjak so far
R: 4 / I: 3
>Hey! Where did my bees go?
R: 1 / I: 1
OYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOS 'P ON THE BANNER OF THE SHARTY
R: 6 / I: 9
Come polinate this thread little bees!
R: 2 / I: 1

‘PI’d

>Be me over 2 decades ago
>4 years old
>Eat Brazil nuts
>Has serious reaction.
>Go hospital
>They stab me with an EPI pen

I got EPI’d at 4… it literally can’t be any more over for me
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TBD get out of my FUCKING HOUSE
R: 13 / I: 13
Don't worry, little bees, come and have some fun in this thread!
R: 1 / I: 1
>walkable honey
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What if there was a bee in the sharty
R: 2 / I: 2
does anyone else hear that buzzing
R: 1 / I: 1
>Yeah we've got a bug infestation, real bad.
>fuck ton of bees.
>$500!?
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Life could always be worse. Atleast i don't play blue archive
R: 2 / I: 2
Nuswahs, look at this!
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was soot era a dnb?
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Quote should replace /tech/ with /nigg/
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this place is filled with bugs. im going to kill all of you
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TAMA THREAD

ITT: We post gemmy sisas ONLY
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WHY IS THIS PLACE SO FUCKING DEAD`
R: 9 / I: 6

ITT /soy/ learns the alphabet

>Ok class… A is for?
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/MIST/
post mist love or hate, leakage or passion
i dont care just post something interesting and quality
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RAID AND SEND 'ZA TO THIS EPI GROOMER NOOOOOOOOOOOOW
<marge
Laikoski is a pooner jewtube EPI content producer, where xe forces xer softcore goonslop on unsuspecting cacas, and linking to xis groomcord. It's age restricted to those over 16, (xe also claims that 16+ is just a "content warning") despite this xe still has OVER 300 kids aged 13-15 on the server. In this 'cord xe links xer fansly account, WHICH HAS XER NUDES ON IT, WHICH ARE VIEWABLE EVEN WITHOUT AN ACCOUNT.
<socials
https://www.youtube.com/@laikoskee
https://www.instagram.com/laikoski_/
https://www.instagram.com/kouskee_/
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198804292969
https://nitter.net/_Laikoski_
https://www.twitch.tv/laikoski_
https://open.spotify.com/user/k7vwyn3hjjref43eu6o27haj9
https://fansly.com/kouskee/posts
'cord/29jfVC962g
<fulldox
Aliases: Laikoski, Laikoski_, Laiko, _Laikoski_, laikoskee, spec.trolyte, laikoskee#dirt, Tiny Twink, AlexC7037
Real Name: Fay Chen
Pooner Name: Alex Chen
DoB: January 1st, 2005 (Age: 21)
Email: doggiemadness101@gmail.com
Google ID: 112920967455808826834
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/112920967455808826834
Gender: FEMALE
Address: 26031 Grand Central Pkwy, Little Neck, NY 11362 (Feb 2023 - Present)
Phono: (917) 332-7095
IPs: 172.58.224.139
Passwords:
wattpad.com: 4311hole
'cord ID: 1057703967083200522
YOU VVILL SEND 'ZAS NOW, RUIN XER LIFE, AND GET XER TO DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
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I'm convinced that right now we are living through the Dark Ages of the Sharty. PPH, happenings, and new cultural/intellectual achievements are at all-time low thanks to Quote.
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<WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL
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>Crashing this plane, with no survivors
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>the neighbors kid:
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aryan BEAST

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>No one cared who I was 'till I put on the mask
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>Atleast you can talk. Who are you?
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christians are fucking worthless cuckold goyim

ancient pagans didn't tolerate judaic usury
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somehow, protestants have made Epstein about the vatican and jesuits. . .
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i cant think of any good threads to make so just imagine this is the best one out there and you all love it and talk about great quality things and then quote steps in and does a q/a and then the site shuts down again and its forever lost because all the archive services DIED so then the beauty of this thread is lost to time
>like my hecking lost media iceberg videos.
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what would soyspeak AAVE sound like? i kind of want to hear a blakGOD read a copypasta like that out of curiosity.
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>be me
>25 m, working shift as waiter
>foid walks in
>asks about strawberry shortcake
>tell her "the cake is a lie"
>ummm okay
>orders spaghetti instead
>mfw
FUCK THESE FUCKING NORMIES
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can you guys create a new meme please? im tired of posting the same 3 dnb memes
R: 0 / I: 0
getting your ban-hymen broken by posting someone elses banned.php and claiming to be them and asking for an unban
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WE WISH YOU A KEKKY FROGMAS! WE WISH YOU A KEKKY FROGMAS! WE WISH YOU A KEKKY FROGMAS AND A HAPPY NU SOI!
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Does anyone have the original ‘g video? The only ones I could find were the 4.1 mb ones
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Why does the frog sound like english Usopp?
R: 5 / I: 4
>nusois really think pipes are a dead meme
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Idea on how to save The Sharty

basically, we implement a secret mechanism that deeply embeds ip addresses and user id of the poster to posted files.
>why?
So that the The Party can track down the first user to post some certain harmful content like troonjaks, slopjaks of Quote or gigas with hidden parametrics and other enemies of The Party. This would also help to track down feds that post Pepes with datamining strips embedded in the lips.
Thoughts?
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is he white? fuggen jerdee
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/htsm/ - Hunky Twink Sex Machine

What are some HTSM tendencies you have?
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Igaogc a iggegyeovgysiyc kqoqke fhxoo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐌🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌
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do you think the userbase we lost through the 'causting is gonna create a splinter and try to revolt on us
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i just watched terrible mouse and now i understand why mist fought to hard to make it a part of our culture

i really wanna hug the doctor
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Natetok general, post natetok gemmies
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>Join our hive mind, THE ORB
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i had a dream couple of days ago where i went to some musical school with cobson but cobson suddenly turned into a demon and started killing everyone and i started to run away while there were Diablo I items laying around
>
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>killing all namefags
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>epstien created 4chan, being right wing is a psyop
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>imagine being a christcuck GEG
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>geg this mcdonalds is still closed
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israel has a right to defend itself, how could you tell?
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why does the circle bitch love oreos award
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ALL SOYJAKS SECRETLY CONTAIN EMBEDDED COGNITOHAZARDOUS EFFECTS THAT COMPULSE YOU TO ENGAGE IN SHARTY ADJACENT CULTURE THEYRE BRAINWASHING US THEYRE BRAINWASHING US THEYRE BRAINWASHING US
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Making a soyjak themed machinima in blockland. I might make it a minute long but expect it to be short.
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somebaldi should make an anti-Quote SMV with this song as the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85zAXPKgbTw
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my left nipple is bigger than my right one
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anti-jsid term dropped

KEEP IT OPEN
KIO
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^we don't have minors in GERMANY
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@quote >unban me doe i was just being a funny guy haha

OOUUGHHH IM BAN EVADING OUGHHHH YOU BETTER STOP ME!!!!!!! OUGHHHH (im really not, or am i? i don't even know)
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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iron log
>no spam
>no bait
>no raids
>no gemmy threads
>mostly IAS
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what would your 'jak, frog, or giga do if Godzilla started destroying the sharty?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
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Why are the only users of /asp/ 4cuck immigrants
>paragraph breaks
>kek instead of geg
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https://soyjak.st/pasflasflasasf/index.html
Quote add this
No arrow as I do this and look like this
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I need to take a shit but I duck taped my asshole with flex seal so nobody can rape me
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what
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Itt we discover our personality type
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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>geg this burger is still frozen or something
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>schlomo, deploy the anti-christian bait to distract the goyim from my adrenochrome harvesting and baby gutting
<on it saar
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Why so dead shardee?
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>bbw gemmies
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New 'em just dropped

jak it quick 'eens
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I took a week break from gooning and tonight I am going to goon. So excited.
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15066666 SNCA GET acceleration thread
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>Loving jews, niggers and migrants
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>You know what's also popular with video gamers? not banging chicks!
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Share your scariest BBC bull stories
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>gooning to bbc
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>lgbtq church
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>or whatever
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every time i see a couple outside i get a visceral reaction and i always have to hold myself back from bumping into them or doing something bad to them i hate seeing people being happier than i will ever be
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>Epstein iz a heckin satan and baal worshiper, even dough he is jewish supremacist and justifies his own actions because goyim are le bad but da lawd says chew are god chosen people and jesus iz a chew so you must ignore his jewishness fuggen natses.
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>Oy vey goyim if you're Christian you should tolerate ze faggotry goyim even doe faggotry is a sin but "muh love thy neighbor"
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>geg this shitskin is still seething
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ANDREW ARE CACA GOD IS LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaYSc5m1sCc
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>punches you to death
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who is this kike, and why is he making heckin profit with our kulchurr
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ITT we soy duel while breaking all the rules of soy duelling
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bring back >>>/nate/
bring back >>>/fap/
bring back >>>/sisa/
bring back >>>/b/
bring back >>>/bbc/
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Gooning to Umamusume
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>The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g. gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
itt we make nu wojak variants
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click one of these two buttons to get banned
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pepe is a gem
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>chuddy cuckold "trad" cortisol police arrives: YOU NEED TO LE REPRODUCE AND MARRY AN FOID AND RAISE YOUR CORTISOL TO APOCALYPTIC LEVELS OR ELSE YOU'RE LE GAY AND NOT A MANNERINO!!!!
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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itt we soyquote the post above you with the variant they rolled
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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