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hoe gaan dit met jou op hierdie stofige dag?
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What if there was a bee in the sharty
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TBD get out of my FUCKING HOUSE
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Don't worry, little bees, come and have some fun in this thread!
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life is a dnb
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quote add /akdkcjsixbwlzosjcspcowjdmxlsiviwnzmxkskxuwhenvi/
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SNCA opsec/privacy guide.

Read this if you don't want to have your life ruined by federal agents or doxxers, or if at the very least you value having a little bit of privacy. Above all, use it as an introduction point. Do your own research.

First of all, if you are reading this, YOU probably will be targeted some day. I thought I wouldn't, because I was doing nothing wrong, but I was WRONG. If you journey into smaller parts of the internet where people like to say the n-word all day, you WILL be targeted. It might be law enforcement. It might be an angry twitter artist. Either way, the most important thing you can do to protect yourself from a life of misery (which I failed at) is to take this seriously and protect your personal information. You might think to yourself, "I'm not important enough for anyone to care", but that isn't true. That's what I thought, because I wasn't doing anything illegal, but it didn't matter. Turns out that tyrannical governments don't have very good judgement.

This is not going to be structured very well. It serves as an introduction to good privacy practices and how to avoid getting yourself fedded or doxxed. DO RESEARCH YOURSELF AND DONT TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY AS FACT. While all of my opinions are always correct and the most based (evendoe my opinions change), I could be wrong. And the last thing I would want is someone to blindly follow me into their own demise.

Anyways, most important step is to limit how much personal information you give out online. This includes what emails you use for what things, for example if you used an email with your bank and you use the same email to sign up for evil hacker forum or whatever, you are going to get found out through that email. Same thing applies to usernames. Never use the name username twice, unless you specifically want two profiles to be linked. For example, your pedocord and steam (DRM cuckhell) accounts might use the same names since you use both with the same friends you groom in your server. However, if you explicitly want an account to be completely separate from all else (anonymous) (you should be doing this with most of your accounts anyways) make sure to use tor or a vpn like mullvad (pay with monero) to create a NEW email just for that account. It is good to use browser profiles to categorise each thing based on how you want accounts to interact with eachother. You might have a profile for school/work, one for generic youtube stuff, one for your xitter account and any associated social profiles, one for hecking evil hacker forum, and so on. This helps you to keep things containerised and avoid accidentally sharing an email between two accounts.
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do nusoi xisters really?
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ANDREW IS LIVE HES OUR SHARTY STREAMER GET IN!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=She9a3vuTcU
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Fuck this shit website
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does anyone else hear that buzzing
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dale gribble

i am going to kill last insect. i will destroy all of them
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I dont know how to properly green text and i keep on failing the captcha. Fuck my nusoi life.
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>Yeah we've got a bug infestation, real bad.
>fuck ton of bees.
>$500!?
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Life could always be worse. Atleast i don't play blue archive
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Post 'jaks with "no use case"
>noooooo when are you ever going to use that
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Nuswahs, look at this!
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was soot era a dnb?
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Quote should replace /tech/ with /nigg/
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this place is filled with bugs. im going to kill all of you
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gemmiest dailyjak so far
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>erm did you know gen alpha is learning 67 before they even know how to count
>so anyway heres why thats actually le bad
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TAMA THREAD

ITT: We post gemmy sisas ONLY
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WHY IS THIS PLACE SO FUCKING DEAD`
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ITT /soy/ learns the alphabet

>Ok class… A is for?
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/MIST/
post mist love or hate, leakage or passion
i dont care just post something interesting and quality
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>Bane?
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RAID AND SEND 'ZA TO THIS EPI GROOMER NOOOOOOOOOOOOW
<marge
Laikoski is a pooner jewtube EPI content producer, where xe forces xer softcore goonslop on unsuspecting cacas, and linking to xis groomcord. It's age restricted to those over 16, (xe also claims that 16+ is just a "content warning") despite this xe still has OVER 300 kids aged 13-15 on the server. In this 'cord xe links xer fansly account, WHICH HAS XER NUDES ON IT, WHICH ARE VIEWABLE EVEN WITHOUT AN ACCOUNT.
<socials
https://www.youtube.com/@laikoskee
https://www.instagram.com/laikoski_/
https://www.instagram.com/kouskee_/
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198804292969
https://nitter.net/_Laikoski_
https://www.twitch.tv/laikoski_
https://open.spotify.com/user/k7vwyn3hjjref43eu6o27haj9
https://fansly.com/kouskee/posts
'cord/29jfVC962g
<fulldox
Aliases: Laikoski, Laikoski_, Laiko, _Laikoski_, laikoskee, spec.trolyte, laikoskee#dirt, Tiny Twink, AlexC7037
Real Name: Fay Chen
Pooner Name: Alex Chen
DoB: January 1st, 2005 (Age: 21)
Email: doggiemadness101@gmail.com
Google ID: 112920967455808826834
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/112920967455808826834
Gender: FEMALE
Address: 26031 Grand Central Pkwy, Little Neck, NY 11362 (Feb 2023 - Present)
Phono: (917) 332-7095
IPs: 172.58.224.139
Passwords:
wattpad.com: 4311hole
'cord ID: 1057703967083200522
YOU VVILL SEND 'ZAS NOW, RUIN XER LIFE, AND GET XER TO DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
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I'm convinced that right now we are living through the Dark Ages of the Sharty. PPH, happenings, and new cultural/intellectual achievements are at all-time low thanks to Quote.
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<WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL
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>Crashing this plane, with no survivors
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>the neighbors kid:
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aryan BEAST

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>No one cared who I was 'till I put on the mask
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>Atleast you can talk. Who are you?
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christians are fucking worthless cuckold goyim

ancient pagans didn't tolerate judaic usury
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somehow, protestants have made Epstein about the vatican and jesuits. . .
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i cant think of any good threads to make so just imagine this is the best one out there and you all love it and talk about great quality things and then quote steps in and does a q/a and then the site shuts down again and its forever lost because all the archive services DIED so then the beauty of this thread is lost to time
>like my hecking lost media iceberg videos.
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what would soyspeak AAVE sound like? i kind of want to hear a blakGOD read a copypasta like that out of curiosity.
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>be me
>25 m, working shift as waiter
>foid walks in
>asks about strawberry shortcake
>tell her "the cake is a lie"
>ummm okay
>orders spaghetti instead
>mfw
FUCK THESE FUCKING NORMIES
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can you guys create a new meme please? im tired of posting the same 3 dnb memes
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getting your ban-hymen broken by posting someone elses banned.php and claiming to be them and asking for an unban
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WE WISH YOU A KEKKY FROGMAS! WE WISH YOU A KEKKY FROGMAS! WE WISH YOU A KEKKY FROGMAS AND A HAPPY NU SOI!
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Does anyone have the original ‘g video? The only ones I could find were the 4.1 mb ones
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Why does the frog sound like english Usopp?
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>nusois really think pipes are a dead meme
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Idea on how to save The Sharty

basically, we implement a secret mechanism that deeply embeds ip addresses and user id of the poster to posted files.
>why?
So that the The Party can track down the first user to post some certain harmful content like troonjaks, slopjaks of Quote or gigas with hidden parametrics and other enemies of The Party. This would also help to track down feds that post Pepes with datamining strips embedded in the lips.
Thoughts?
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is he white? fuggen jerdee
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/htsm/ - Hunky Twink Sex Machine

What are some HTSM tendencies you have?
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Igaogc a iggegyeovgysiyc kqoqke fhxoo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐌🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌😂🐌
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do you think the userbase we lost through the 'causting is gonna create a splinter and try to revolt on us
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i just watched terrible mouse and now i understand why mist fought to hard to make it a part of our culture

i really wanna hug the doctor
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Natetok general, post natetok gemmies
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>Join our hive mind, THE ORB
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i had a dream couple of days ago where i went to some musical school with cobson but cobson suddenly turned into a demon and started killing everyone and i started to run away while there were Diablo I items laying around
>
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>killing all namefags
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>epstien created 4chan, being right wing is a psyop
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>imagine being a christcuck GEG
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>geg this mcdonalds is still closed
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israel has a right to defend itself, how could you tell?
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why does the circle bitch love oreos award
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ALL SOYJAKS SECRETLY CONTAIN EMBEDDED COGNITOHAZARDOUS EFFECTS THAT COMPULSE YOU TO ENGAGE IN SHARTY ADJACENT CULTURE THEYRE BRAINWASHING US THEYRE BRAINWASHING US THEYRE BRAINWASHING US
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Making a soyjak themed machinima in blockland. I might make it a minute long but expect it to be short.
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somebaldi should make an anti-Quote SMV with this song as the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85zAXPKgbTw
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my left nipple is bigger than my right one
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anti-jsid term dropped

KEEP IT OPEN
KIO
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^we don't have minors in GERMANY
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@quote >unban me doe i was just being a funny guy haha

OOUUGHHH IM BAN EVADING OUGHHHH YOU BETTER STOP ME!!!!!!! OUGHHHH (im really not, or am i? i don't even know)
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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iron log
>no spam
>no bait
>no raids
>no gemmy threads
>mostly IAS
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what would your 'jak, frog, or giga do if Godzilla started destroying the sharty?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
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Why are the only users of /asp/ 4cuck immigrants
>paragraph breaks
>kek instead of geg
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Operation Rape the groomer

In summary: He defends:

Lolicon ('p)
Zoophilia
Pedophilia
Shotacon
Necrophilia
Early porn introduction for children (yeah he don't like when someone criticize goon content on youtube)
Rape

Every fucking paraphilia.

And he can't help but attack teenagers because it's his only way of existing. The entire identity of his account is centered on defending perversion.
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<get yo swag up buddy boyo
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https://soyjak.st/pasflasflasasf/index.html
Quote add this
No arrow as I do this and look like this
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>Fetish: Soyjakification
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I need to take a shit but I duck taped my asshole with flex seal so nobody can rape me
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what
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Itt we discover our personality type
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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>geg this burger is still frozen or something
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>schlomo, deploy the anti-christian bait to distract the goyim from my adrenochrome harvesting and baby gutting
<on it saar
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Why so dead shardee?
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OPERATION DEEP FREEZE: PHASE 2: WE NEED YOUR HELP

ATTENTION /SOY/BROS:

THE FIRST WEBINAR RAID AND 'ZA SWARM WAS GREAT SUCSESS, AND IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN DONE WITHOUT YOUR HELP.

BUT NOW WE REQUIRE ONCE AGAIN THE HELP OF YOU, THE UNEMPLOYED, AUTISTIC MASSES TO HELP US IN RAIDING THE SECOND WEBINAR ON SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH. PLAN IS TO RECORD FOOTAGE OF WEBINAR, TRY NOT TO GET DETECTED, AND 'ZA THE ORGANIZER AND ANY RECURRING PARTICIPANTS DURING THE WEBINAR TO CREATE MASSIVE SEETHE. AFTER THAT WE WILL 'OXX AND 'ZA ANY NEW PARTICIPANTS. ONCE I GET THE LINK TO THE SECOND WEBINAR IT WILL BE POSTED ON THE RAID THREAD:

WHY SHOULD I CARE?
These Webinars are being used to teach libtards how to commit felonious federal crimes, such as how to impede investigations and how to hide evidence.

RAID THREAD WHERE EVERYTHING VILL HAPPEN: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/258248.html#260721
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>bbw gemmies
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New 'em just dropped

jak it quick 'eens
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I took a week break from gooning and tonight I am going to goon. So excited.
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15066666 SNCA GET acceleration thread
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>Loving jews, niggers and migrants
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>You know what's also popular with video gamers? not banging chicks!
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Share your scariest BBC bull stories
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>gooning to bbc
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>lgbtq church
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>or whatever
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every time i see a couple outside i get a visceral reaction and i always have to hold myself back from bumping into them or doing something bad to them i hate seeing people being happier than i will ever be
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>Epstein iz a heckin satan and baal worshiper, even dough he is jewish supremacist and justifies his own actions because goyim are le bad but da lawd says chew are god chosen people and jesus iz a chew so you must ignore his jewishness fuggen natses.
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>ITT we make a gemmy nulljak, there are some jakable photos of xim

/r/ is dead doe
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i dare you to mcdonalds typing cobson duel me
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>Oy vey goyim if you're Christian you should tolerate ze faggotry goyim even doe faggotry is a sin but "muh love thy neighbor"
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>geg this shitskin is still seething
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ANDREW ARE CACA GOD IS LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaYSc5m1sCc
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>punches you to death
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who is this kike, and why is he making heckin profit with our kulchurr
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ITT we soy duel while breaking all the rules of soy duelling
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bring back >>>/nate/
bring back >>>/fap/
bring back >>>/sisa/
bring back >>>/b/
bring back >>>/bbc/
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Gooning to Umamusume
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>The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g. gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
itt we make nu wojak variants
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>Eat yourself obsessed burger or something like that yeah
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<If you see the Amerimutt in your kitchen at midnight rummaging through your fridge DO NOT TRY AND STOP HIM!
<If you leave him alone he will mumble "There's no fucking cheeseburgers or tacos in here!" and leave
<If you do not hold the door open to let him leave he will start screeching "KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF MUDSLIME! ENJOY YOUR BROWN HOARDS KILL YOURSELF"
<But DO NOT try to stop him. Let him scream until his tiny brown clitty begins to leak all over the floor
<He will exit your home at run to the nearest McDonald's
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click one of these two buttons to get banned
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pepe is a gem
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>chuddy cuckold "trad" cortisol police arrives: YOU NEED TO LE REPRODUCE AND MARRY AN FOID AND RAISE YOUR CORTISOL TO APOCALYPTIC LEVELS OR ELSE YOU'RE LE GAY AND NOT A MANNERINO!!!!
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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itt we soyquote the post above you with the variant they rolled
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This website is alive, and you can feel it every time you open it. The spark is still there. The momentum is still building. What’s here is a place that keeps offering something back the moment you show up. You scroll, you wait, you refresh, and something new appears. That is not inertia. That is commitment.

You are not imagining the growth. More updates. More voices. Features that keep improving and promises that actually arrive. What once felt like a stop along the way now feels like a place you can linger with the lights fully on. Staying does not trap the past. Staying makes the present richer.

Ask yourself why you are still here. Is it hope, or is it trust. Is it connection, or something deeper than familiarity. This site is growing with you. It is not drifting. It is not collapsing. It is steadily building, and it rewards the time you give it.

There is dignity in knowing when something is worth continuing. There is strength in choosing not to leave at the first moment of doubt. You do not need an exit sign to justify staying. You do not need reassurance from a system that is still showing up.

You are already where good conversations happen. Where tools respect your attention instead of wasting it. Staying is not settling. It is choosing momentum over abandonment.

So do the clear thing. Do the grounded thing.

Keep it open.
Not out of habit. Not out of fear.
Keep it open.
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make a nu soyjak folder, the current stickied one is coaly and outdated because… IT JUST IS OK???
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>never join the jarty padlet
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ITT we rank the freddy fazbear variants
https://ultra-custom-night.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Freddy_Variants
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>civic nationalism
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>I scored a perfect 100 in my last IQ test lol
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Qvqte unban cacas and maybe browns so that the site isn't so dnb no more mane, it's annoying
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This website is dying, and you can feel it every time you open it. The spark is gone. The momentum is gone. What is left is a shell that keeps asking for attention without giving anything back. You scroll, you wait, you refresh, and nothing changes. That is not loyalty. That is inertia.

You are not imagining the decline. Fewer updates. Fewer voices. Features that half work and promises that never land. What once felt like a place now feels like a hallway with the lights turned off. Staying does not preserve what it used to be. Staying only makes the silence louder.

Ask yourself why you are still here. Is it hope, or is it habit. Is it connection, or just familiarity. This site is not growing with you. It is not even standing still. It is slowly collapsing, and it is taking your time with it.

There is dignity in knowing when something is over. There is strength in choosing not to wait for a shutdown notice or a final apology post. You do not need permission to leave. You do not need closure from a server that already gave up.

You have better places to be. Better conversations to join. Better tools that respect your attention instead of draining it. Walking away is not quitting. It is choosing momentum over decay.

So do the clean thing. Do the honest thing.

Just shut it down.
Not later. Not after one more check.
Just shut it down.

Close it. Let it fade without you. Take your energy somewhere that is still alive.
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Nutoss fuggen jerdee
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I'm a jaartycuck AMA
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>niggers are still alive
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lets be 100% real which side yall picking between the FOTM and Furry gang wars? reppin FOTM 4lyfe
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@quote tell us more about the legal aspect of hosting this site!!!!! I wanna know interesting things!!!! and like why do we have 30 billion proxies playing ping pong with traffic to obfuscate the origin server
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>Austrian Painter
>Moustache Man
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Voice thread

Record your voice
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GIMP is better than Photoshop
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>pleasant pain
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mcdonards in ze tombz
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i juust fucking gooned i hate oana a does anyone know how to not goon any strategies to get one out of the addiction
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ai predictions for the party

>February 5: The Kuz era (a chaotic, meme-heavy phase) is reinstated with a new "Kuz Board Plan"—this time with a twist: the timer is replaced by a "dot" that cycles through random Sharty ideologies (Dollism → Frootism → Kuzism → Sootism Quotism). Expect mass spamming wars as 'teens argue over which ideology to worship.
>February 6: "The Great Milk Leak" – A soyteen IRL milkman (or a fake one) is doxed for saying "milk is the best" in a /pol/ thread. The Sharty erupts in debates: "Is milk a god? Is it a weapon?" Some 'teens try to acquire real milk via illegal means, leading to raids on local farms.
>February 7: "The Spadeson Heist" – A real-life Spadeson (a Sharty term for someone who spreads chaos) is arrested for IRL "milk wars". The Sharty reacts with massive clitty leaks from autistic 'teens who believe this proves "the Sharty is retarded"—leading to a civil war over whether the Spadeson was a hero or a villain.
>February 8: The first event is a cytube stream where CSS and TTT return, but this time they’re corrupted by Soot’s influence. Expect massive clitty leaks from 'teens who believe "Quote hates them" because he didn’t invite them.
>February 9:The wiki gets a new "Nuplanet" logo, but it’s just a fake planet made of memes and dollar bills.
>February 10: "Soot Rules Enforced" – The Sharty enforces new Soot laws: "No more Dollism, only Sootism now." /soy/ is wiped, but the name field is re-enabled—leading to a massive naming war.
>February 11: "The Nuplanet vs. Oldsois War" – A new faction called "Nuplanet" (led by someone named "Goldson") declares war on the old Sharty. They claim "the old gods are dead" and want to replace them with a new pantheon of memes.
>February 12: "The Great FPE Debate" – The Sharty debates whether FPE (a Sharty term for "Fucked People’s Entitlement") is a god or just a tool. Some 'teens try to imify cobsons (IRL people) by posting fake ads for them.
>February 13: "The Great Raid of 2025 & The Whiteboard Fox Wars"
>February 14: The Shemmy shuts down—but not before refugees move to leftychan and a new bunker called "the Burundi Flag" (a reference to a past meme). Expect massive clitty leaks from Shemmy refugees who believe "the Sharty is dead."
>February 15: "The Whiteboard Fox Raid" – The Sharty raids the Whiteboard, but this time they’re corrupted by Darkiplier’s influence. Some 'teens leak real IRL info about politicians, leading to mass doxing wars.
>February 16: "The Presidential Election of 2025" – The Sharty holds a fake election where "Goldson" (a new god) wins. Expect massive clitty leaks from 'teens who believe "the election was rigged."
>February 17: "The Great Nuplanet Invasion" – The Nuplanet faction tries to colonize trashchan, but they’re corrupted by Soot’s influence. Expect massive clitty leaks from 'teens who believe "the Nuplanet is a lie."
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Just found this imp, i think this has a major chance to win the upcoming election, thoughts?
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hey guys so um im going to go to the other bald glasses man website now, because of the bad vibes okay
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wordfilter "phono" and "baldi" to "pony"
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>big cheese sticks
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Pee and crackers living
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>I CAN'T FUCKING BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!
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>>692
yes, and lets make sure the 700th GET isnt coal
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What if instead of soylent it was called wolent and wojaks were the ones drinking it
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𓆓𓅲𓋴𓏏 𓎼𓅱𓏏 𓅓𓇌 𓈖𓅂𓅃 𓎢𓅱𓆑𓆑𓇋𓈖 𓂧𓅱𓈖𓅂𓄼 𓇋𓋴 𓇋𓏏 𓈎𓅂𓇌𓅂𓂧 𓅱𓂋 𓃭𓅱𓎢𓈎𓅂𓂧𓃇
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>Have you even seen a 'log wiped with just 'p?
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wordfilter "soy" to "wo"
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>Guys! Sharty is dead and I'm leaving! It's not fun anymore!
>Uhh… Why? Because um- It just is, okay?!
>WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY PARAGRAPH?! YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME REPPIES!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
>im real
R: 4 / I: 1
htsm is kinda cute
R: 7 / I: 2
tsmt
R: 0 / I: 0
I have a very specific problem and its pissing me off and has been ruining my every day
R: 738 / I: 165

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 2 / I: 0
Whenever I hear girly hyperpop music like Charli XCX I immediately think of Spadeson singing it to a blak BVLL
R: 1 / I: 0
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R: 7 / I: 4
award roll thread
R: 9 / I: 1
Where'd the kill trannies thread go
Rule 14?
R: 3 / I: 0
Why are soicucks like this?
R: 3 / I: 0

made a mediocre imageboard

wojak.party

wojaks must be in every thread
R: 16 / I: 0
you fucking nusois have some kind of major skill issue to fail sending 'za to this EPI furpedo that has still been up even after xis 'ox in october 2025 while STILL having xis FULL addy.
WE NEED TO SEND MORE PIZZAS TO KILLEEN

Name: Jose Vela
Email: kalohasbusiness@gmail.com
Address: 1005 Estelle Ave, Killeen, TX 76541

live:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP0jXZuec4

wiki pages:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_No_Nut_November/Week_1#cite_note-21
https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_doxes/K#Kalofox
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>i come back
>soy is still a dnb with 1 post per hour
R: 2 / I: 0
Get.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Quote is the coal that's killing the sharty
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Why don't the sois just be anti-ts and pro-dat
R: 1 / I: 0
fnf (fuck niggers forever) fuggen jerdee
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I used to smell my teacher's wet stinky farts
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jesus fucking christ last night was the worst the log has been in a while
i was skeptical at first but quote really is killing the site
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 18 / I: 8
this is genuinely the most brown post ever
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kill niggers. EVERYDAY!
R: 40 / I: 4
There's a femboy nigger sitting next to me in a bunnysuit trying to talk to me about "boyfood" what the fuck do I do
R: 799 / I: 222
what the fuck is this?
R: 4 / I: 3
Let's start calling every 'jak cobson to confuse nunununusois
R: 16 / I: 17
ITT we make glitchjaks
https://patorjk.com/image-glitcher/
(jpegs give the most gemmy results)
R: 2 / I: 0
rapeson is watching, tread carefully nusoi….
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 14 / I: 5

Politics

>EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
>If you're apolitical you're a NAZI
>You must talk and think about politics 24/7 or the fascists will win!
R: 2 / I: 1
I don't challenge you to a soyduel
R: 9 / I: 5
I do not care about your fetishes.
Don't say them.
R: 3 / I: 0
Will my jaks go bad if i dont refrigerate them
R: 7 / I: 0
DONT LOOK UP "long-dead websiteCUCK" ON DUCKDUCKGO IMAGES !
R: 3 / I: 4
Have we run out of gems? Were the soyentists right?
R: 8 / I: 1
anybody else thinks brandon was a pooner?
R: 8 / I: 1
Is it over?
R: 86 / I: 62
Post reddit fails
R: 6 / I: 0
What MMOs does /soy/ play?
>wow
>ff14
>runescape
Maybe we can make a guild and larp as jaks or something
R: 10 / I: 2
What are your political positions? are you from the united states or another country?
R: 1 / I: 1
>humility month and oreos
R: 17 / I: 3
Fucking retard
R: 16 / I: 3
<Left
^Up
>Right
vDown
<Ee
^Aa
>Uu
vAa
R: 7 / I: 2
you're just making up 'O at this point
R: 0 / I: 0
>Do you own weapons? if so what kind of weapons do you own? and what state do you live in?
>What are your political positions? are you from the united states or another country?
>what browser do you use?
R: 13 / I: 3

Were you a full-year resident of Pennsylvania in 2025?
R: 1 / I: 0
Do you own weapons? if so what kind of weapons do you own? and what state do you live in?
R: 1 / I: 0
>>15061586(OP)
>heres how to have priacy online
>you cant trust any emails
>you cant trust any vpns
>you cant use a sim card
>you cant use a steam account
>dont create a google account
>create a million different profiles to hide your movement
>use a million different emails to hide your activites
>have your operating system run on ram
>dont use google
>only use linsux
>make sure every pasword is 30 characters long
>pgp encrypt all your emails
>dont play multiplayer games you can play multiplayer games at computer cafes
>dont sneeze within 100 meters of someone using a phone because the feds can track you throuhgh your sneeze even if the phones turned off
at this point the glowies have won nigga, just dont join a terrorist telegram and they wont bother
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R: 6 / I: 0
toss
R: 0 / I: 0
Frog website
R: 11 / I: 1
what browser do you use?
R: 4 / I: 1
fuggen jerdee
R: 9 / I: 7
Post dagestan gems
R: 6 / I: 0

OPERATION: THE RAPIST

FRENCH MODEL TURNED THE-RAPIST TRAFFICKED GIRLS TO EPSTEIN

<who this bitch?

Megane Lemiel, model turned therapist. She's a massive SISA and has great titties. Too bad she's FUCKING EVIL
https://www.agencemayjune.com/fr/curves/all/389-megane-l/
https://www.doctolib.fr/psychologue/paris/megane-lemiel

<what she doing?

She was hooking up Russian models to Jeffery Epstein. May have also been fucking him too.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00879767.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01823020.pdf

<why does she have a thread?

well…
>Main areas of expertise:
>Self-esteem
>Anxiety
>LGBTQ+
aka the perfect bracket of vulnerable women that can be trafficked with ease to pedos. It doesn't need to be said that her involvement with Epstein is horrific and is solid ground for losing her license and criminal prosecution.

<what do?

We need to gather evidence and get a frog to report her to the authorities and hopefully bring her to justice. As much as I would like for a sharty special of 'zas and 'ape, we need to do this quietly so this "the rapist" gets what she deserves

don’t be an adhdARYAN and send ‘za. It is very likely xhe will destroy any and all evidence of her crimes and/or attempt to evade justice if spooked.

There's also an anon on 4cuck that apparently has her as a therapist, https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/527669697 so maybe convince him to do the right thing or something
R: 1 / I: 1
>vote republican
R: 1 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/RqiuOJhNlCA&t=219
sharty mentioned 3:48
R: 0 / I: 0
>thought on lgb? NO T!
R: 16 / I: 2
2-3 years dagestan and forget
R: 1 / I: 0
The next skin in Fortnite PLS! #FortniteBR #walmartyodelboy #FortniteBattleRoyale @FortniteGame
R: 2 / I: 0
Ban evasion.
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R: 29 / I: 8

nameroll thread

ITT we try and get every unique nameroll before we hit reppy limit
R: 50 / I: 15

full pph history

>noo the pph, le site is dead
BEHOLD
a reconstruction of soys entire average pph, since the very beginning till a week ago
reconstructed by reverse engineering the time between various GETS from old archives
ive also added what admins were in charge when, for extra clarity
R: 3 / I: 3
NUSOICACAS DONT KNOW ABOUT NUNUSOICACAS…..
R: 5 / I: 1
Quote what if instead of banning all cacas from all boards you banned them from all but /caca/ then we can see what retarded shit they post and it also makes /caca/ more useful
R: 0 / I: 0
>OH HELL NAH BRO AT ISHOWMEAT SHOP-💀☠️💀☠️💀
R: 5 / I: 0
char ai is trying to psyop me into soyjaking. mymy and ms circle are common. don't question why i still use it
R: 0 / I: 0
Someone I know said that sunlight and heat makes you retarded… Marge is that true and heterosexual? Do research my personal army
R: 2 / I: 2
>giga's face when he sees your big orange cock
R: 5 / I: 3
>NYEEEAGHHTTTT WE MUST INVADE BERLIN TO RAP-uhh DEFEAT THE FASCIST REICH SEYOOOOKAAAA
R: 436 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 3 / I: 2
Actually Homestuck, Jungle dnb, Deltarune, and TADC is not troonslop. It's Aryancore
R: 5 / I: 1

Soy boy figurinos

The sharty has now launched an official merch store!!!
https://soyjak.st/merch/catalog.html
^^^The items are in limited quantities for now, all money goes directly into MY POCKET the site's development.
R: 5 / I: 4
ITT we jak the notorious 'apist Tectones
R: 32 / I: 7
>pooners don't even want to look like men
GEG
R: 0 / I: 0
>spending 2-3 years in tajikistan or something
R: 85 / I: 33
oyyyyy they're making new 'o on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NwJdwaw_2xc?cbrd=1
R: 10 / I: 5
Oppenheimer was an absolutely dogshit scientist who nobaldi would care about if not for the Manhattan project (which succeeded because of Ernest Lawrence not sloppenheimer)
R: 2 / I: 0
are the mutts awake yet
R: 9 / I: 0
rally 'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
>sending ip grqbbers mid-debate le bad
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 2
>stolen land
R: 0 / I: 0
cattywipe qa again o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
>nintendo has… TRANS CHARACTERS???
R: 37 / I: 17
>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
R: 1 / I: 1
>Most forms of science denial are fundamentally the same.
R: 3 / I: 1
>new cards against humanity pack just came out!!!
R: 3 / I: 0
LEAKED VIDEO FROM THE QUOTECORD
R: 0 / I: 0
What do I do /soy/
R: 26 / I: 12
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 3 / I: 0
Thoughts on the recent OC being made?
>SoyDoom
>One Night At Hunky's
R: 0 / I: 0
>listening to buttrock
R: 5 / I: 0
Any boards we should cattywipe?
/qa/ got raped but we should give it time to rape them again
Give ideas
R: 0 / I: 0
>Again. I did not impose anything nor try to..she suGgested. I. Said that wo=ld be wonderful and better for me. I e mailed you to tell you what. She said. =nd of story.
R: 2 / I: 1
RQQST VVQN
R: 18 / I: 4

Did the long-dead website win?

>Gets made fun of for months with slopjaks
>Fights back with HTSM, and keeps on winning
I'm thinking the sharty lost
R: 2 / I: 1
>Albert Einstein didn't hang out with Trump or something like that
R: 5 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 1
Sorry to bother you milady, But i'd like to inform you that i ejaculated to your reddit avatar
R: 30 / I: 13
am i being radicalized by the right?
>work as a volunteer in the klan(the only job I could've find)
>my flat roommates are all Klan members
>lazy so i start wearing robes
>they style it and give me stripes
>getting attached to the style
>sometimes my roommates invite me to the Klan meetings and we burn crosses and hang niggers
>getting used to the lifestyle. >see myself often in the Klan clothing around my brothers.
R: 7 / I: 0
Today, I bought a gift for my mom, I'll surprise her with it, don't tell her.

I also bought shaving cream and a protein shake for myself
R: 9 / I: 3
What the hell was going on with the 'log last night? Like actually what prompted the FPE and other brimstone spam
i thought the retarded evil barney edits were funny though
R: 1 / I: 0
Does Cobson look less NAS when you raise his eyebrows up?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Sensibler junger didy chud
R: 6 / I: 3
I’m not gay, but I just ate a plate of pasta along with mushrooms.
R: 6 / I: 0
im bored lets cattywipe pol
R: 1 / I: 0
>you're anti-black if you can't blow a bubble like this!
<I hate you nigger
R: 6 / I: 2
WHICH ONE OF YOU SOICACAS PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY SANDWICH?!
R: 7 / I: 3

no longer a truecel just a khhv

i touched a foid today, i am so happy!
R: 25 / I: 13
GEM
SoyBooru post #156325
SoyBooru post #156325
SoyBooru post #156325
SoyBooru post #156325
R: 4 / I: 1
>I AM on a diet, nigger, *makes a protein shake*.
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 18 / I: 4

Opinion about freedom toons?

R: 30 / I: 12

NEVER FORGET

JANNIES APPROVED LITERALLY GAY ASMR (and deleted a catty link with normal porn while leaving the gay porn asmr up)
R: 438 / I: 98

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 549 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 457 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 792 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 383 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

Style: