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The PPH is up to 900, but at what cost?
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BUNKER THREAD
idk, just don't spam
>
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MLP Thread
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Did you spot a pretty lady today /soy/?
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>What the fuck is wrong with the 'log?
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> there's SO MUCH furry fetish retoid porn,more then usual
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What the fuck is wrong with the 'log?

there's SO MUCH furry fetish retoid porn,more then usual
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Soyness Combat Thread #7, holy niggerbrim thread soot have mercy.
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/jsid/ - just shut it down general
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poo

Poo
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State of the 'log right now?
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>killing everyone in this board
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>Why don't you stay with me? One more day, just one more day. Stay?
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Blast past this log
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Fpe on the 'log
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2025 F-150® Lightning

The Ford F-150® Lightning delivers the full-size truck capability you expect from an F-150 — with the acceleration only an electric vehicle can provide.
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this 'log
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nu barney
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COBBLESTONE WHERE ARE YOU
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>killing everyone in this board
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>killing everyone in this board
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>flood
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A novel way to misgender

I have come up with a novel approach to misgendering trannies. Simply put, just affirm their actual gender.
For the normal MtF troon, you'd say something to the tune of "As a trans man your voice is very validating, you must have done a lot of voice training since you sound so masculine!"

This is a psychological tactic that creates. both plausible deniability on your side, while also triggering their heccin' gender dysphoria and creating doubt to whether they pass. It should be a slow-burn, spine tingling method to up the 41%.
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>killing everyone in this board
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Fpe on the 'log
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How brimmy can it get?
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Adobe Animate ACKed

>got 'nished trying to make a soyquote about it but thankfully got appealed
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>killing everyone in this board
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>flood detected; post discarded
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tsmt
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LAWL the earth is flat xdxdxd
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>killing everyone in this board
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Snopes, Marge, is this real?
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Breathe if you're a pedophile.
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My wife ran away with the bull
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Reasons why nuvariants fail

TLDR of this wordswordswords: most nuvariants never catch on because they look like shit and have no use cases.
This is not demoralization/whining, but rather, something of a guide for people interested in making new variants.
Reasons why nuvariants fail:
>It looks bad / low effort
Most nuvariants nowadays never really catch on because they usually look really bad and look like something that you could make in less than three minutes in MS Paint.
<but weren't soyjaks are meant to look ugly?
True, but not the shitty, low effort kind of ugly. See the first picrel for reference. Take a look at the original Soyak, it looks ugly sure, but it looks well drawn. Take a look at the original trace of PPP. If somephono didn’t redraw it, I don’t think anyone would care.
>They don't really mock anybody / no use cases
Unlike the classic variants, some nuvariants created in recent times seems to just be created for avatarfagging or just the classic case of "guys look at this new variant I made that were traced from some snca troonslop, he had an open mouth and stubble, this is IAS gem that will annihilate Cobson". Variants become popular because >they do look like that say that,
not because it was forced by an autistic spammer that will get bored in the next 2 days, and neither the 700th admin edits of that variant will.
<but what about variants like Impish Soyak Ears and subvariants like Wholesome Gapejak? They don't mock anybody and they are pretty popular
These are the exceptions, because both of those variants fulfill a particular niche in Soyjakking. But in my opinion, the reason they are popular is because they are, again, well drawn and looks nice.
<If there were nobody to spam it on the 'log, how would anybody know there's a new Sharty-saving, Cobson-killing, genre-defining, vantawhite gemerald of variant?
Then spam it with some soyquotes! So that way when people see your new gemerald, ideas appear in people's brain, and from ideas of those people, new OCs appear.
<double reddit space
<double reddit space
So, what do you think?
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>IT'S A PARTY IN THE SHARTY!
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>what do you make of this, jews?
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please allow nas for 30 minutes so the log can be completely wiped right after
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1337_p4j33t

aryan drink
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1337 p4j33t

4cuck is nigger website
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>This fucking sucks there aren't even any BBW gemmies on the log
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I am FUMING with anger
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Where is the Meme Reset spammer
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Nusois can’t even spam their own log on the spam website they deserve to get catty wiped.
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THE SECOND PIZZARAPE

TL;DR, INFAMOUS PREDDITOR COMIC ARTIST AND UNFUNNY LEFTIST HAG PIZZAKIKE, KNOWN FOR BEING A VEXATIOUS LITIGANT AND DRAWING RAPE PORN OF HER HATERS, IS TRYING TO DOX HER DETRACTORS AGAIN AND RUIN THEIR LIVES. LET’S FUCK WITH HER AGAIN SINCE WE ALREADY ‘OXED HER
Pizzacake is at it again, sending her army of white knight fans after a random person for simply saying ‘go cry about it’ about her performatively overreacting to the Epstein files, attempting to ruin his life. It seems like she’s forgotten about the fact we already doxed her and showed her how it’s really done.
Name: Ellen Woodbury
DOB: Born November 25th 1986 (currently 39)
Nationality: Canadian
Addy: 8 Raymour Drive, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, B2X1G7
Phono: (902) 414-2928 (cell) (902) 431-1999 (landline)
Email: woodbury_e@hotmail.com pizzacakecomic@gmail.com
Threads: https://www.threads.com/@pizzacakecomic
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Pizzacakecomic/
BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/pizzacakecomic.bsky.social
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzRAKKA7jLO62Jchyda9qiQ
OF: https://onlyfans.com/pizzacakecomic
Website: https://pizzacakecomic.com/
SEND ‘ZANVKES, CRACKHEADNVKES (FB Marketplace or Kijiji since Craigslist doesn’t exist in Canada), AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF TO GEM HER UP
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>Fuck this stupid administration and how they do NOTHING
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>just another mossad psyop
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alchohol tastes like ass.
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you fucking enjoy this don't you
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Don't let the bad guys win
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>fnaf futa sfm
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Jsid
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>being a shitskin who spends all day making 40000 edits on bald men with glasses encyclopedia
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2 steps ahead
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Fuck this stupid administration and how they do NOTHING
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Hardest I laughed at a /soy/ log in a while. Bravo, I didn’t know you nusois still had your funny bone.
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Currently need a voice for Soytan for a Valentine's Day SMV. Send me your best takes of the below line. You can DM it to me if you want.

>Why don't you stay with me? One more day, just one more day. Stay?
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Just shut this nigger baby husk down.
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>soyjaks? where?
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DEAD PAPER BABY
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>/u/ - yuri
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remember to filter spam, nusois!
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>*chuckling* Bro, dude look at this meme I've found on reddit
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'cado won!
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gem :3
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>lorna on the 'log

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gem :3
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>Running to the Brimstone Museum in Sulphur, LA
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NEW SOY ORDER
SoyBooru post #166463
gemgem
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/pug/ - Push-Up General

how many push-ups have you done today /soy/?
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>If you are still a virgin after 30 you become a wizard
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It's funny to watch you seethe
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i want her to rape mehnnnngggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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this log is brim
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gem :3
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gem :3
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>giggle, I am so naughty
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/bunker/

Bunker thread from brimstone
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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>posting soot era dust in 2026
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>when she sees your tiny white pecker
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>all foids are actually trannies until they prove it with dna tests
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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O soot
Give strength
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colour monster
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JSID!
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gem :3
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bookmarking threads is aryan
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FUCKING LAZY CUNTS
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>yikes
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>cadoduel me
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werew mama
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barney site
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>jannycord is complete and spams the sharty with brimstone
just shut this fucking shitty website down
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you hate quote BECAUSE:
-> you're a caca
-> you're a nobodeidore
-> you're a wannabe oldfag (why would you want to be old and a fag perplexes me)
-> you're allergic to anything good in life
-> you don't make OC
-> you got dat bibisi stuck and now u need surgery to remove it
-> you're right handed (KEEEEEEEK DO RIGHT HANDED NIGGERS REALLY?????????????)
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
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SOOT… IF YOU CAN HEAR US…
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>don't worry flutters, i'll be very gentile
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>marvels x oreos collab
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>porn
>zoophilia
jsid if you're not gonna do anything jans
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COLORGEM FACTORY
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>>NO soytan rape comics allowed on mi wholesome woahjack booru!
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real gemerald hours
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FUCK 3 YEARS JSID im trans btw
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JANNIES, DO SOMETHING.
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>SOYTEENS BANNED
>TERRIBLE MOUSE UNBANNED
>UNIRONIC PORN ON THE LOG
JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID
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>SOYTEENS BANNED

>TERRIBLE MOUSE UNBANNED
>UNIRONIC PORN ON THE LOG
JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID
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>NO soytan rape comics allowed on mi wholesome woahjack booru!
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>SOYTEENS BANNED
>TERRIBLE MOUSE UNBANNED
>UNIRONIC PORN ON THE LOG
JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID
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real patriots fight against the jannycord
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JIMMY NEUTRON SAVE US
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>jak this
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Hi I wasn’t on the sharty today why is everyone complaining
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>gimme something do jak too saar
( i dont want to make tracedust so just give me ideas for already existing jaks,okay nigger?)
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seems like musretard and quote are making the site as shit and dead as possible so no one misses it when those trannies JSID. Hard to believe it ends like this…
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>SOYTEENS BANNED
>TERRIBLE MOUSE UNBANNED
>UNIRONIC PORN ON THE LOG
JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!JSID! JSID! JSID! JSID!
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Just joined this site. What am I in for?
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Post tuff phonos
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ITT we talk about troonslop

i transheart deltarune but i would never ever troon out
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Frank's Red Hot- Advertisement

The most important bowl of the year isn't a game. It's a dip. Eat the GOAT.
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Did the janjans ACK themselves or something? Usually this brim is only on QA
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when the site switched to soyjak.st last year i remember on the 'party confused and i thought the site shutdown
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haha, sorry nüsöicaca, looks like its time for me to take a dump!
let me just close the door so you dont have to see any of this
oh, its a big one!BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPSWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST ITS TEARING MY ASSHOLE APART
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
NÜSÖİCACA I THINK IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME ARRGGHHHHHBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
ITS SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE, THE DOOR DOES NOTHING
BRAPBRAPBRABRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
*flushes*
wew, anyways what were you saying?
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>dollmare
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Why is it that when I decide to post GEMS
The 'log is the most coally it can be im trans btw
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GoGoGold- Advertisement

Sign Up for 130k GC and 8 SC! o algo
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>ALL SOYTEENS: BANNED
>BROWN COUNTRIES: BANNED
>GEMS: DISABLED
>SHITTY CAPTCHA: ENABLED

QUOTE JUST ALLOW NAS ON SOY AND PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN
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Save me from
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DAMN NIGGER QUIT POSTING BRIM NIGGER WHAT THE HELL NIGGER NOT COOL ONLY COAL DAMN NIGGER FLARTSON
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Niggerlicious 'log
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IAS? first jak?
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im the schizo now fuck you janny i am god here go fuck yourself shitalalalalalalian nigger janny ywnbaw ywnbam ywnbast obsessed with me always stalking me gaynigger joon go fuck yourself and I won and i wont take my meds GEEEEEEG stupid fucking janny always taking notes and being obsessed
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a24 horror kino

>WAAAAOOOOOOW SCIENCE IS SO-
>I can see you.
>-HECKING WHOLESOME AND COOL!
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Terrabiological- Advertisement

Struggling with long COVID? Oxaloacetate CFS is clinically proven to reduce fatigue in long COVID and ME/CFS patients.
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SQUEAK! fuggen jerdee
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why are far right aesthetics so much better than anyone else's?
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>Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
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squeak.
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Nophono's message to Gigachad
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ias gemmy
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~-~COLORGEM FACTORY~-~
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Have this SMV in these coally times
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>jerking off to create a coom goblin that will go out and rape niggers in the night and steal their secret supplies of nigger poop
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TLDR. I don't think so!

I don't know guys, maybe a big movement should be to read stuff, like the full thing. It might take long, it might be "boring", but at the end you took in all the information and you understand what you are looking at better. Lets be real fellas, skimming text is not making you faster!
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Epstein used 'p 4 years before the sharty
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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not a pedophile thread

Reply to this thread if you're not a pedophile.

Ignore this thread if you are a pedophile
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Communities you're ashamed to be a part of?

In other words, things you like that have a very annoying/faggoted community?
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: