/soy/ - Soyjaks

Quick rant, but I hate niggers who chew with their mouth open. Genuinely, it's one of the most blatantly obnoxious things you can do to piss me off. It seems like such a trivial thing to avoid, just don't chew like you're a fucking animal who's never been taught basic table manners. But the amount of times I encounter these mouth breathers is honestly nothing less than astonishing.
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I see people complain online when foids do the shit where they put the finger over their mouth when they're eating a salad or some shit. But holy hell would I rather that any day of the week than the hair-brained troglodytes who don't bother to not show the entire fucking world what they're having for lunch while making the most insuperable squelching noises that make me want to stick toothpicks into my eardrums.
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It gets even worse when they pull some absolute bullshit out of their ass, like "Bro, I can't control it!" So you can't control closing your fucking lips? You cant control a basic oral motor function the moment food enters your mouth? Fuck off you obnoxious ogre. Youre just too fucking selfish to not make everyone else feel ashamed to be in your presence by chewing like you haven't eaten a proper meal in weeks.
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The next one is even fucking better. It's when they say, "Just ignore it brah!" Nigger how in the FUCK am I supposed to enjoy my food while elephant-sized spit globules are constantly raining down in front of me while being audibly held hostage by hearing every slurp and squish of the food moving around in their mouths. And it's always one ear and out the other with these "things" because the moment you tell them they're being rude, 10 minutes later they go right back fucking to it. Seriously, we need to send these freaks to camps and gas them like the jews just so I don't have to live another one trillionth of a second with these less than sub-human shit stains.