▶ №15031719[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15031757
Cobson is coal. He has always been coal. From his very beginning as a variant, he’s always been unusable brimstone. He is so bad, so unusable, that since people hated him so much they ironically started calling him a gem. But since it was *that* bad, people ironically called it a gem more than they unironically called it coal. It was so shitty and out of touch with soyakking culture that it gaslit nu'teens into thinking it was anything else but dust. Think about it. People mindlessly call him a gem, saying
>HWABAG
all the time. Why? you don’t see people calling impish, or feral, or soyak, or 'plier a gem all the time, despite the fact that they are. Why?
The Cobson movement is a self manufactured cult. 'Teens are gaslit, manipulated and indoctrinated into thinking that Cobson is a gem.
And if they see the truth ? Disagree with the status quo? They are shunned, mocked, ridiculed.
HWNBAG
Fuck Shitson
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Take your meds NOW.
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a lawnmower man called Cobson, he was twenty-years-old and she lived in a simulation, because he was experimented on. He got so bad she went to kill all the people in his universe so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of her death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other threads on this one site and download this cobson, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake.
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▶ №15031746[Quote]>>15031757
TRVTH
FUCKING
NVKE
▶ №15031759[Quote]>>15031768
>>>15031719 (You) (OP)
>>>15031746 (You)
>kys
OP here I am samefagging
