Yesterday January 29, 2026 Jessica Jonathan Yaniv Simpson lost his request to extend his free lodging 6 more months, in Foreclosure court and Alta West was given Exclusive Conduct of Sale of his condo, and Mad Miriam Yaniv was apparently front and center for the whole episode. The short review was given yesterday and you should read it to catch up.
If you hadn’t tuned in to the previous episode of Yaniv Saga, you should check out January 27th, 2026 last ditch effort by Yaniv to stalled the sale of his condo for unpaid mortgage.
The new episode details comes from Kiwi Farms StinkDitch forum dedicated to Fat Jon – we have not verified every detail but the details do mirror a lot of what we have heard from our own sources, so kudos to the detail taker!
For quick access to the forum on Kiwi Farms to read all their wild takes: jessicayaniv.com/farms
We at MM thought it was worth breaking this all down, and compared it with other character content floating around in the series. Settle in with your favourite snack and cool bevvie.
Yaniv Saga in Foreclosure Court – The StinkDitch Episode Part 1
The scene opens with Fat Jon and Mad Miriam shouting around the room to get attention. She’s deaf so she says she isn’t really yelling. Erm How would you know Miriam? Once again the Indigenous Métis Christian family is speaking their Native tongue of (checks notes) Hebrew.
Mad Miriam is very tired from staying up late nights stalking people on X and Facebook social media and takes a nap. Slow burn for an episode opener but wait kids, it’s worth it.
Yaniv Saga in Foreclosure Court – The StinkDitch Episode Part 2
As MM previously noted Kari Simpson (KS) was in the gallery to watch, and she is NOT in any way a member of MeowMix. (We are honored to be mentioned in this episode!) KS has been a victim of Yaniv, and defender of DFS in the past. KS provides MeowMix’s external sources information here or there, and those MM sources relay her info to us at MM, and nothing more.
Fat Jon and Mad Miriam notice KS is there and the drama finally begins. What a great beginning to the madness to come. Mad Miriam and Fat Jon demand the KS be thrown into the bowels of hell. Oh wait, is there a hell in the Jewish religion?
Finally the case begins, the AW lawyers say Fat Jon had sent in some lengthy drivel, and 2 affidavits from the Deaf Aunt and Mad Miriam herself. Fat Jon wants 6 more months to piss and moan and stink up his condo for free. Well, not really, interest is still applied. AW Lawyer points out there was no actual plan submitted for payment, that requires any delay.
Then the writers of this episode went full retard, and we are all for it. Mad Miriam is the one that decided to get up in court and shout utter madness for the next while. Glorious!
But one question – WHY ON EARTH is Mad Miriam the POA (Power of Attorney) for Fat Jon. That is a serious writing error in this plot. One would conclude that Fat Jon would have a POA for the near 70 year old Mad Miriam? I suppose the writers just throw around legal terms hoping it looks smart.
Yaniv Saga in Foreclosure Court -The StinkDitch Episode Part 3
Mad Miriam deserves a Golden Globe nod for this acting. She is unhinged and it is magnificent.
She was not prepared to talk but talks and talks. Long rambling about her being deaf. Longer rambling about how Social Media has destroyed their lives. Um, accountability clearly isn’t something these parasites understand. Nor is time apparently as MeowMix (once again thanks for the mention) MM is claimed to have existed for around for 10 to 15 years! Wow has it been that long. No, no it hasn’t.
Tales of Overdosing. Oh my. Tales of the Deaf Aunt being in a coma for days and in ICU in August 2025 ish? Sob story boo-hoo that this judge has probably heard before. Mad Miriam pulls the Jew Card, mentioning how they are a sickly people. Then Mad Miriam says she’s had a heart attack a few months ago. November – December we assume she means? This is good stuff.
But on to the money. Bad credit, no shit Sherlock. Accusing the mortgage broker of stealing, and no one will lend them money because – MeowMix.
We take a bow here. Thank you, thank you very much. You really love us. Again, accountability seems a foreign concept to these two.
Yaniv Saga in Foreclosure Court – The StinkDitch Episode Part 4
The poor Foreclosure Judge is like – Mama this is a Wendy’s Drive Thru.
Mad Miriam is undeterred and continues her brilliant acting. Back to the money, she has a mortgage (which we knew from previous episodes) and gives some context. Mad Miriam says her bank has agree to “transfer her mortgage” to Fat Jon? Which makes no sense – why would you give Fat Jon MORE DEBT. Then Mad Miriam says she can sell her place for about $380,000 and that Mad Miriam and Deaf Aunt will move out. Judge asks for clarity, and Fat Jon says they plan to list his mother’s condo – in 2 weeks. This place is a geographical oddity because it takes two weeks to get anything!
Yaniv Saga in Foreclosure Court – The StinkDitch Episode Part 5
At this point the Judge is done. Mad Miriam isn’t though. Some more rambling about renting at their old complex Greenside Drive. The Judge is done-done now. Please shut her up! There is NO PLAN. Just talk.
Yaniv Saga in Foreclosure Court -The StinkDitch Episode Part 6
The Judge points out again there is no plan, they came to court with nothing, no Realtor contract, no bank agreement for lending funds, just a sob story claiming a website called MeowMix is to blame. I bet that confused so many people! (People in the court room surely whispered – what does cat food have to do with this?)
Mad Miriam isn’t done though – she goes for the Oscar here – “We are Jews being harassed by Christians!”
MeowMix gasped at that statement. I thought Fat Jon was a Christian Ingenious Métis Princess? Plot twist!
Yaniv Saga in Foreclosure Court -The StinkDitch Episode Part 7
Judge is about the dollar dollar bill y’all. Is there enough equity in Mad Miriam‘s condo. Nope. The is only $240,000 in equity. That means if Mad Miriam sold her condo and was given $380,000 (after fees etc were deducted) she has at least a mortgage of $140,000 on her place to pay out. That leaves her with $240,000. That’s it.
That’s all folks!
So to sum up, MeowMix is the reason the Yaniv family hasn’t come up with the money. Mad Miriam‘s net worth is $240,000 and that won’t cover the debt Fat Jon owes. So even if she sells, they are fucked.
Alta West were given Exclusive Conduct of Sale. This means – they do NOT have title ownership – merely the court appointed right to sell the condo to pay off the loan that Fat Jon has not paid. The next step is to appraise / clean / list the property with a Realtor. MeowMix suspect before Fat Jon ever lets that happen he will submit a further request for a delay as he legally is allowed, but given there is NO MONEY and no one will lend them more – that would be futile.
PLOT LINE QUESTIONS: Going back to the 17 page document submitted by Fat Jon on January 27th 2026. In that document, Fat Jon stated a bunch of folks were the cause of his delay. One was a man, that claims his house was hit by a Molotov cocktail on January 22, 2026. It’s verifiable news and RCMP reported, and details are public. Accusations now made by the owner of the house, on his X account, state he believes Mad Miriam and the Deaf Aunt were the people that dressed up in face masks and ran up on his porch in a place called Castlegar in BC and torched his home. That Fat Jon‘s White SUV was the get away car.
MeowMix Google Mapped the location. The map estimates a 7 hour drive from Langley BC to Castlegar – that’s no stops. So this man, honestly thinks two elderly ladies, drove there and back to start a fire at his house? Not only that, but if the statements noted above are real, Deaf Aunt was in a coma, and in ICU just 6 months ago and needs to move to a care home for her needs, and Mad Miriam had a heart attack recently. So these women in their 60s drove 14+ hours in Fat Jon‘s White SUV – donned some ski masks and ran up to his front door and lit it up? That is some crazy ass story telling. MeowMix do know the Yaniv Clan are capable of some fucking crazy shit, but even that is a stretch for us. Who knows how this series will end though.
WOW. What an episode. Mad Miriam‘s acting is greatly improving. The madness is really palpable! Cheers until the next episode. Stay tuned.
Fat Jon was muzzled this episode.
