hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.
if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.
i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf
you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!
The tower that man nutted thinking about you so hard his head is going to explode
Ace of wands he wants to penetrate you
The devil they want to fuck you so bad it is making them go crazy and obsessive. Hate sex too
Empress he wants to nut in you so many times that it’s dripping down your legs. Use protection**
Emperor they want you to dominate them completely.
Three of cups they want a threesome
Rx three of cups they absolutely do not want to share you
King of Pentacles he wants to be your sugar daddy
Knight of Wands they don’t want commitment they just want to be fwbs
The hermit you pissed them off so bad they don’t even want to have sex
Queen of Wands they think you’re a baddie and they want you to fuck their face
King of Wands they think you’re daddy and they want you to spank them really hard
YOU
YEAH YOU are you tired of how shitty and USA centric every single news outlet is? Does the idea of media outlets being owned by multibillionaires who profit from your stress make you sick to the stomach, but also the the notion of being misinformed or ignorant to the world feel like a moral failure?
DO I HAVE THE NEWS OUTLET FOR YOU
Here.
It's ten times better than any other bullshit media outlet and it's completely free, switch your current news outlet for Wikipedia, you will certainly not regret switching your current news outlet for wikipedia...
