R: 2 / I: 0
what is this ‘jak?
what is this ‘jak?
R: 31 / I: 8
cacacaust was necessary to filter out sub-par posters and actually make people act more mature and improve log quality
cacacaust was necessary to filter out sub-par posters and actually make people act more mature and improve log quality
R: 4 / I: 4
>coal everywhere
marge what happened to my soyjak gemmy site
>coal everywhere
marge what happened to my soyjak gemmy site
R: 0 / I: 0
im pregnant
im pregnant
R: 3 / I: 1
Quote is admin 6 for allowing literal EPI antimatter to stay up on the 'log
Quote is admin 6 for allowing literal EPI antimatter to stay up on the 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
miss circle epi porn
miss circle epi porn
R: 0 / I: 0
>even spam isn't helping
this shit is just previous christmas all over again why do we have brimstone happenings every winter
>even spam isn't helping
this shit is just previous christmas all over again why do we have brimstone happenings every winter
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 1
The sharty is over… just shut it down already…
The sharty is over… just shut it down already…
R: 2 / I: 1
and oreos and oreos
and oreos and oreos
R: 1 / I: 1
>ongezellig porn
>ongezellig porn
R: 2 / I: 0
this board sucks so much this board sucks so much JSID
this board sucks so much this board sucks so much JSID
R: 2 / I: 0
marge its all epi..
marge its all epi..
R: 1 / I: 0
there's so much colorjak epi shartycuck brimstone porn coal spam
there's so much colorjak epi shartycuck brimstone porn coal spam
R: 0 / I: 0
supersaging your own post and then bumping it allows for repeated selfbumps with the same ip
supersaging your own post and then bumping it allows for repeated selfbumps with the same ip
R: 4 / I: 2
im leaving the sharty in feburary
there's too much colorjak porn epi spam and now i cant take it anymore
fuck the long-dead website
im leaving the sharty in feburary
there's too much colorjak porn epi spam and now i cant take it anymore
fuck the long-dead website
R: 0 / I: 0
Streeeeeetch
Streeeeeetch
R: 0 / I: 0
it hurts to see /soy/ in such shape
it hurts to see /soy/ in such shape
R: 6 / I: 4
BZZT BZZT
BZZT BZZT
R: 71 / I: 25
Why are women more likely to be midwits than men?
naturally men have a higher ceiling than women on all that they do but they also have a lower rock bottom. Men have the most diverse lives whereas all foids spawn in with the same exact prgramming to be of average intelligence.
Why is that?
REPEAL THE 19TH?
foid hate thread
Why are women more likely to be midwits than men?
naturally men have a higher ceiling than women on all that they do but they also have a lower rock bottom. Men have the most diverse lives whereas all foids spawn in with the same exact prgramming to be of average intelligence.
Why is that?
REPEAL THE 19TH?
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even terrible mouse was better
even terrible mouse was better
R: 6 / I: 4
wtf is this 'log
wtf is this 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
/soy/ has awakened my vore fetish
/soy/ has awakened my vore fetish
R: 2 / I: 0
I'm Aussie, so I see both burger and euro hours, and it's safe to say euro hours have got significantly worse since 1/28.
I'm Aussie, so I see both burger and euro hours, and it's safe to say euro hours have got significantly worse since 1/28.
R: 2 / I: 2
>'log is filled with brimstone and spam during euro hours
just like how it should be
>'log is filled with brimstone and spam during euro hours
just like how it should be
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 2 / I: 0
kys samefag demoralizer
kys samefag demoralizer
R: 4 / I: 2
R: 0 / I: 0
this board was never entertaining
this board was never entertaining
R: 0 / I: 0
>when the 'log is so gemmy you start crying
>when the 'log is so gemmy you start crying
R: 68 / I: 37
Now that the website is 18+ can we please have /nate/ back? I miss the Widowmaker poster
Now that the website is 18+ can we please have /nate/ back? I miss the Widowmaker poster
R: 9 / I: 2
>ongezellig porn is allowed
>fpe porn is not
>ongezellig porn is allowed
>fpe porn is not
R: 0 / I: 0
>the 'log is vantablak
usually i like things that are blak but this is too much
>the 'log is vantablak
usually i like things that are blak but this is too much
R: 9 / I: 3
this board isnt entertaining anymore
this board isnt entertaining anymore
R: 0 / I: 0
>that one sad gapejak is spammed all over the 'log
the frogs were right
>that one sad gapejak is spammed all over the 'log
the frogs were right
R: 0 / I: 0
even /nate/ wasn't that bad
even /nate/ wasn't that bad
R: 3 / I: 0
Gigger torture method.
Lock a gigger up into a dark room, tied to a chair. Most important step is making sure they can't talk. Put tape over their mouth, cut it off, doesn't really matter because the pain of that is nothing compared to the pain of the following steps.
Print out some pedophilic tranny soyjaks or something similar. Then say what they would say. More ridiculous it is the more the gigger gets tortured.
Then, grab printed out gigachad images and place them on a table in front of the gigger. The gigger will attempt to gigaquote everything but he won't be able to. 3 or 4 of these quotes and the gigger will break, experiencing what is called "OGD-induced Complete Mental State Disintegration", basically breaking them, splitting their mind and turning them into the highest from of schizophrenic there is.
Log of tests:
Subject: G-101, mouth superglued shut
The first attached image was shown as well as the following:
>I rape children in Lesotho and then drag them to my van and drive them off a cliff into Niggerhell
Result: Subject G-101 attempted to speak, realized he couldn't and 'twitched a little bit'.
Second soyquote, second attachment played through a computer screen placed in front of subject:
<Decapitating a baby so that it's DNB, raping it so that it's 'P, adding extremely loud audio so it's 'G too and finishing the video with AI footage of the baby so it's 'O as well
Result: Subject G-101 started crying and trying to break out of the chair midway through the soyquote, by the time it was finished he has completely lost it. Subject G-101 kicked backwards, making the chair fall with him in it and began trying to smash his head into the floor before he was stopped by facility guards.
Subject G-101 was placed into higher security confinement with a metal chair along with a straitjacket.
Third soyquote, same method as the second:
<Going to an orphanage in Mexico and lighting it on fire using Shitoko's dorito coca cola braps and then brutally raping the charred corpses with the help of Rapeson before catty wiping with the footage and getting banned forever and having the glowies come over to your house and shoot you in the head
Result: Subject G-101 was twitching while the soyquote was being read. Two second pause when it was finished. Subject G-101 broke out of the chair and jacket and launched himself at a wall, clocked at [REDACTED] mph. Subject then scraped his face into the wall extremely fast, killing himself.
Notes: Yeah. Don't do this, ever. - Dr. Soystein
Gigger torture method.
Lock a gigger up into a dark room, tied to a chair. Most important step is making sure they can't talk. Put tape over their mouth, cut it off, doesn't really matter because the pain of that is nothing compared to the pain of the following steps.
Print out some pedophilic tranny soyjaks or something similar. Then say what they would say. More ridiculous it is the more the gigger gets tortured.
Then, grab printed out gigachad images and place them on a table in front of the gigger. The gigger will attempt to gigaquote everything but he won't be able to. 3 or 4 of these quotes and the gigger will break, experiencing what is called "OGD-induced Complete Mental State Disintegration", basically breaking them, splitting their mind and turning them into the highest from of schizophrenic there is.
Log of tests:
Subject: G-101, mouth superglued shut
The first attached image was shown as well as the following:
>I rape children in Lesotho and then drag them to my van and drive them off a cliff into Niggerhell
Result: Subject G-101 attempted to speak, realized he couldn't and 'twitched a little bit'.
Second soyquote, second attachment played through a computer screen placed in front of subject:
<Decapitating a baby so that it's DNB, raping it so that it's 'P, adding extremely loud audio so it's 'G too and finishing the video with AI footage of the baby so it's 'O as well
Result: Subject G-101 started crying and trying to break out of the chair midway through the soyquote, by the time it was finished he has completely lost it. Subject G-101 kicked backwards, making the chair fall with him in it and began trying to smash his head into the floor before he was stopped by facility guards.
Subject G-101 was placed into higher security confinement with a metal chair along with a straitjacket.
Third soyquote, same method as the second:
<Going to an orphanage in Mexico and lighting it on fire using Shitoko's dorito coca cola braps and then brutally raping the charred corpses with the help of Rapeson before catty wiping with the footage and getting banned forever and having the glowies come over to your house and shoot you in the head
Result: Subject G-101 was twitching while the soyquote was being read. Two second pause when it was finished. Subject G-101 broke out of the chair and jacket and launched himself at a wall, clocked at [REDACTED] mph. Subject then scraped his face into the wall extremely fast, killing himself.
Notes: Yeah. Don't do this, ever. - Dr. Soystein
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/soy/ is /nate/ now
/soy/ is /nate/ now
R: 0 / I: 0
whole two days absolute vantablak 'log
I can't take this anymore
whole two days absolute vantablak 'log
I can't take this anymore
R: 7 / I: 0
Why do you hate trannies?
Why do you hate trannies?
R: 0 / I: 0
it hurts
it hurts
R: 0 / I: 0
>You WILL NOT post pornographic content or graphic gore.
what the fuck
>You WILL NOT post pornographic content or graphic gore.
what the fuck
R: 1 / I: 0
There was an error generating a response.
There was an error generating a response.
R: 0 / I: 0
the 'log is just soft core porn
the 'log is just soft core porn
R: 1 / I: 1
we need gemmy raid to distract us from meta whining and utter coal
we need gemmy raid to distract us from meta whining and utter coal
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 0
what qualifies as coal? Scientifically speaking of course, something that gives somephono tools to measure the 'log's coaliness
what qualifies as coal? Scientifically speaking of course, something that gives somephono tools to measure the 'log's coaliness
R: 0 / I: 0
>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
R: 1 / I: 0
>people can post 'p now
>people can post 'p now
R: 0 / I: 0
>colorjak porn
soot would never
>colorjak porn
soot would never
R: 0 / I: 0
This 'log is worse than 'p.
This 'log is worse than 'p.
R: 15 / I: 12
whoever is the samefag schizo nigger making meta posts to start up useless tiraids can you fuck off already
whoever is the samefag schizo nigger making meta posts to start up useless tiraids can you fuck off already
R: 1 / I: 1
why is there coal everywhere
why is there coal everywhere
R: 11 / I: 2
It was a calm Wednesday morning; I'd already had breakfast. I looked at my schedule and realised I was free for the day with nothing to do around the house or anywhere else. I thought I'd just rot at my PC for the day lurking moar. I mean, it couldn't hurt that much. I knew the worst I'd probably see was 'cado or maybe some gore if I went on /pol/, but I'd gotten used to it even if it still deeply disturbed me. I thought I'd check /mtv/. It was nothing much, really, nothing I was interested in, which was pretty boring. I had no ideas for Gemmy threads either, so I just sighed and clicked onto /raid/ to see if I could help with something I wasn't good at doxxing, but I thought I might as well. It was also pretty dry. "Why are the 'logs so stale today?" I thought before clicking onto /qa/, I looked at it, and it was still nothing special. I was getting annoyed now, so I just went to /soy/. I knew it was the home of really brimmy bait, but it would be more interesting than the rest of this coal.
The first thing I saw when clicking on /soy/ was a relatively active thread, a flash game thread. "Oh shit, finally something good," I chuckled. I clicked on the most recent .swf, and it loaded. It was a simple game called "Rapeson Chase". I was playing as Impish, and I smiled. He was my favourite variant; he brought a warm, fuzzy feeling into my heart. It said to click space to start, so I followed. It was a pretty simple game; it reminded me of Doodle Jump. It was my favourite game when I was a cacaborean. "Woah, it's like this game was made just for me," I kekked, knowing how ridiculous that would be. I continued onwards, pressing space as the floor beneath Impish was replaced by the air as he hopped high onto the next platform. I had gotten pretty far and was at a score of 69. I was proud of myself, and Impish looked happy too… Then I messed up. I went for the jump and fell. I was annoyed but thought it'd just restart at the beginning. Once Impish hit the ground, I suddenly heard a sickening CRACK! and turned my head back to the screen. Impish was lying there on the floor, his legs destroyed by the impact. I heard groaning. I was scared but thought it was just some sick joke until… it happened
Rapeson emerged from the bushes in the background. I swear he looked at me. He laughed in a wicked tone before shushing me. Impish tried desperately to crawl away, and I spammed the A key on my keyboard trying to help him, but it was too late. Rapeson grabbed Impish's hips. The swf. corrupted. I couldn't see anything, and I was getting the basic ruffle error, but I heard it. I heard the sickening tear of skin, and that same laugh. I tried to shut the tab, but it suddenly filled the screen. My screen was filled with DNB and 'p', and a loud text-to-speech voice yelled, "HEY, I'M WATCHING DAISY'S DESTRUCTION!" from my speakers over and over again as my monitor was filled with more and more sickening photos and videos. I unplugged my computer, and not only did it keep going, it got louder. I was gasping for air, panicking, before finally throwing my computer to the ground. It smashed into little pieces like Lego, and it finally stopped. I fell to my knees crying and shaking, horrified.
Suddenly I heard the same laugh, but behind me. I shook, going cold. As I slowly turned around, I saw something red on my bed. It was a 20-inch Bad Dragon covered in spikes and stained with blood. There was a note. I anxiously reached out and grabbed it. It read, "Your next…" I quickly scrambled back to the sharty on my phone to report the file to Jannys, but the site was down, which quote later blamed on a DDoS attack, but do not believe him.
This is why Quote did what he did on 1/28. This is why Quote changed the rules. This is why I hate this site
1/28 - a kino pasta
Hello, I would like to remain anonymous, as this story has deeply affected me, and I want to avoid harassment from those looking for more information about this potential lost media within the soysphere. I have been an avid Soyteen ever since before the site existed, back in the day on the original 4chan Qway. I've grown closer and closer to the Sharty and its userbase as I've lurked for the last half a decade, but what I encountered was deeply disturbing and changed my entire outlook on our culture, the admins, our history, our raids, and everything else. If you don't want to hear this because you're a young caca, please leave now. This is the story of why Quote did what he did on 1/28.It was a calm Wednesday morning; I'd already had breakfast. I looked at my schedule and realised I was free for the day with nothing to do around the house or anywhere else. I thought I'd just rot at my PC for the day lurking moar. I mean, it couldn't hurt that much. I knew the worst I'd probably see was 'cado or maybe some gore if I went on /pol/, but I'd gotten used to it even if it still deeply disturbed me. I thought I'd check /mtv/. It was nothing much, really, nothing I was interested in, which was pretty boring. I had no ideas for Gemmy threads either, so I just sighed and clicked onto /raid/ to see if I could help with something I wasn't good at doxxing, but I thought I might as well. It was also pretty dry. "Why are the 'logs so stale today?" I thought before clicking onto /qa/, I looked at it, and it was still nothing special. I was getting annoyed now, so I just went to /soy/. I knew it was the home of really brimmy bait, but it would be more interesting than the rest of this coal.
The first thing I saw when clicking on /soy/ was a relatively active thread, a flash game thread. "Oh shit, finally something good," I chuckled. I clicked on the most recent .swf, and it loaded. It was a simple game called "Rapeson Chase". I was playing as Impish, and I smiled. He was my favourite variant; he brought a warm, fuzzy feeling into my heart. It said to click space to start, so I followed. It was a pretty simple game; it reminded me of Doodle Jump. It was my favourite game when I was a cacaborean. "Woah, it's like this game was made just for me," I kekked, knowing how ridiculous that would be. I continued onwards, pressing space as the floor beneath Impish was replaced by the air as he hopped high onto the next platform. I had gotten pretty far and was at a score of 69. I was proud of myself, and Impish looked happy too… Then I messed up. I went for the jump and fell. I was annoyed but thought it'd just restart at the beginning. Once Impish hit the ground, I suddenly heard a sickening CRACK! and turned my head back to the screen. Impish was lying there on the floor, his legs destroyed by the impact. I heard groaning. I was scared but thought it was just some sick joke until… it happened
Rapeson emerged from the bushes in the background. I swear he looked at me. He laughed in a wicked tone before shushing me. Impish tried desperately to crawl away, and I spammed the A key on my keyboard trying to help him, but it was too late. Rapeson grabbed Impish's hips. The swf. corrupted. I couldn't see anything, and I was getting the basic ruffle error, but I heard it. I heard the sickening tear of skin, and that same laugh. I tried to shut the tab, but it suddenly filled the screen. My screen was filled with DNB and 'p', and a loud text-to-speech voice yelled, "HEY, I'M WATCHING DAISY'S DESTRUCTION!" from my speakers over and over again as my monitor was filled with more and more sickening photos and videos. I unplugged my computer, and not only did it keep going, it got louder. I was gasping for air, panicking, before finally throwing my computer to the ground. It smashed into little pieces like Lego, and it finally stopped. I fell to my knees crying and shaking, horrified.
Suddenly I heard the same laugh, but behind me. I shook, going cold. As I slowly turned around, I saw something red on my bed. It was a 20-inch Bad Dragon covered in spikes and stained with blood. There was a note. I anxiously reached out and grabbed it. It read, "Your next…" I quickly scrambled back to the sharty on my phone to report the file to Jannys, but the site was down, which quote later blamed on a DDoS attack, but do not believe him.
This is why Quote did what he did on 1/28. This is why Quote changed the rules. This is why I hate this site
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>mymy porn all over /soy/
>mymy porn all over /soy/
R: 2 / I: 0
This colorjak abdl epi porn is worst than 'p…
This colorjak abdl epi porn is worst than 'p…
R: 0 / I: 0
>page one is all MLP epi and furry porn posts
what the fuck
>page one is all MLP epi and furry porn posts
what the fuck
R: 0 / I: 0
Why is the 'log so transphobic?
Why is the 'log so transphobic?
R: 0 / I: 0
This board smells so bad I don't want to be in this website anymore. (I let a smelly one out sorry 'eens)
This board smells so bad I don't want to be in this website anymore. (I let a smelly one out sorry 'eens)
R: 0 / I: 0
>quote literally showed me epi brimstone tomorrow
>quote literally showed me epi brimstone tomorrow
R: 0 / I: 0
This 'log is a bbc.
This 'log is a bbc.
R: 42 / I: 18
>check log
>miss circle inflation porn
>colorjak pornspam
>site feels empty, pph-wise it's not dead but it just feels extremely empty
>even on burger hours it's way deader except when quote was doing an ama
and yet quote's still keen on the cacacaust shit?
>check log
>miss circle inflation porn
>colorjak pornspam
>site feels empty, pph-wise it's not dead but it just feels extremely empty
>even on burger hours it's way deader except when quote was doing an ama
and yet quote's still keen on the cacacaust shit?
R: 0 / I: 0
>porn porn
>porn porn
R: 0 / I: 0
>HOLY SHIT~ I LOOOOoooove~ hairy pussy~ and I need one rn~ I would do anything just to have a a hairy pussy :3333 I LOVE ITTT~
>HOLY SHIT~ I LOOOOoooove~ hairy pussy~ and I need one rn~ I would do anything just to have a a hairy pussy :3333 I LOVE ITTT~
R: 15 / I: 7
chuddies LOST, how could you tell?
chuddies LOST, how could you tell?
R: 0 / I: 0
holy brimstone antimatter 'log
holy brimstone antimatter 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
Why is the board covered in ongezellig porn or something
Why is the board covered in ongezellig porn or something
R: 0 / I: 0
im gonna leave this site in feburary
im gonna leave this site in feburary
R: 0 / I: 0
I thought this was /nate/ at first marge why is there fpe porn
I thought this was /nate/ at first marge why is there fpe porn
R: 405 / I: 95
A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do nextR: 0 / I: 0
So much coal…
So much coal…
R: 0 / I: 0
>ongezellig porn all over /soy/
>ongezellig porn all over /soy/
R: 1 / I: 0
india WON colonizers LOST
india WON colonizers LOST
R: 1 / I: 1
there's so much fucking porn
there's so much fucking porn
R: 1 / I: 1
I miss when this site was fun
I miss when this site was fun
R: 3 / I: 1
>banning most cacas from the Soysphere which is basically banning half of the sharty
>allowing vore porn on the 'log
>the log is in absolute faggotry chaos and the jannies are doing nothing
Yep quote IS admin 6
>banning most cacas from the Soysphere which is basically banning half of the sharty
>allowing vore porn on the 'log
>the log is in absolute faggotry chaos and the jannies are doing nothing
Yep quote IS admin 6
R: 1 / I: 1
>vore porn and ongezellig porn all over /soy/
the frogs were right
>vore porn and ongezellig porn all over /soy/
the frogs were right
R: 1 / I: 1
im so sad at this 'log and got epi
im so sad at this 'log and got epi
R: 24 / I: 18
kino
ITT POST KINOS
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absolute state of the sharty or whatever
absolute state of the sharty or whatever
R: 1 / I: 1
where did the gems go..?
where did the gems go..?
R: 1 / I: 0
I've decided to quit using this site because of how much EPI is on the catty right now
I've decided to quit using this site because of how much EPI is on the catty right now
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 15 / I: 7
alunya WON
alunya WON
R: 1 / I: 1
>meanwhile, in the united satanists of ackmerica
>meanwhile, in the united satanists of ackmerica
R: 1 / I: 0
>the 'log is literally covered in epi and ongezellig porn
>no raids
>no gemmies
>the 'log is literally covered in epi and ongezellig porn
>no raids
>no gemmies
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
its over
its over
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 1 / I: 0
The frogs were right about us
The frogs were right about us
R: 6 / I: 5
Transxisters...
I can't…
R: 0 / I: 0
There is no point now..
There is no point now..
R: 21 / I: 7
NOBALDI HAS POSTED ANYTHING INTERESTING, ALL THREADS R DEAD, THE SITE IS TOO RULECVCKED, QUOTE IS THE COAL THAT KILLED THE SHARDEE. LITERALLY BEEN CHECKING THE SITE EVERY HOUR OR SO, STILL NOTHING. NO RAIDS, NO BULLYING, JUST FUCKING VLODSON AND COAL TURKISH MEMES BEING POSTED EVERYWHERE. SNCA, NOBALDI KNOWS WHAT TO DO. THERE R SOME WHO STAYED, BUT THE TRUTH IS, ITS OVER
NOBALDI HAS POSTED ANYTHING INTERESTING, ALL THREADS R DEAD, THE SITE IS TOO RULECVCKED, QUOTE IS THE COAL THAT KILLED THE SHARDEE. LITERALLY BEEN CHECKING THE SITE EVERY HOUR OR SO, STILL NOTHING. NO RAIDS, NO BULLYING, JUST FUCKING VLODSON AND COAL TURKISH MEMES BEING POSTED EVERYWHERE. SNCA, NOBALDI KNOWS WHAT TO DO. THERE R SOME WHO STAYED, BUT THE TRUTH IS, ITS OVER
R: 6 / I: 2
SNEED THREAD
post sneeds
R: 226 / I: 43
PEDO POONER ZER0REBEL4 IS BACK
we need New Jersey 'teens to give xer the goonclown treatment
NAME : Cassidy Rayne Martire (Pooner name: Zachary)
DOB : 2004-09-29
CONFIRMED ADDRESS : 520 Englishtown Rd Monroe Twp, NJ 08831
EMAIL : nyancarz@gmail.com (103234377848098624312)
'KI PAGE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Zer0Rebel4
PEDO POONER ZER0REBEL4 IS BACK
we need New Jersey 'teens to give xer the goonclown treatment
NAME : Cassidy Rayne Martire (Pooner name: Zachary)
DOB : 2004-09-29
CONFIRMED ADDRESS : 520 Englishtown Rd Monroe Twp, NJ 08831
EMAIL : nyancarz@gmail.com (103234377848098624312)
'KI PAGE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Zer0Rebel4
R: 5 / I: 4
I just saw Cobblestone porn.
It's wost than 'p…
I just saw Cobblestone porn.
It's wost than 'p…
R: 2 / I: 5
I cant stop watching this video, Im 100% serious. Its hypnotic, I cant get this strange song out of my head and Quote's sick moves make me watch the video again and again and again
I cant stop watching this video, Im 100% serious. Its hypnotic, I cant get this strange song out of my head and Quote's sick moves make me watch the video again and again and again
R: 0 / I: 0
THE SHARTY IS SHUTTING DOWN TODAY
I repeat
THE SHARTY IS SHUTTING DOWN TODAY
THE SHARTY IS SHUTTING DOWN TODAY
I repeat
THE SHARTY IS SHUTTING DOWN TODAY
R: 4 / I: 0
im sorry doll but we couldnt protect the little buddies or something
im sorry doll but we couldnt protect the little buddies or something
R: 0 / I: 0
So apparently, the Sharty is shutting down tomorrow.
So apparently, the Sharty is shutting down tomorrow.
R: 0 / I: 0
the 'log is so coal it might be my last day on sharty guys.. i can't take this anymore
the 'log is so coal it might be my last day on sharty guys.. i can't take this anymore
R: 6 / I: 1
>using coal from the log to power your steam locomotive to travel to another board
>using coal from the log to power your steam locomotive to travel to another board
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 1
…What?
…What?
R: 18 / I: 4
would you rather be blak or chinese?
would you rather be blak or chinese?
R: 0 / I: 0
I got 2 times falsely permabanned for rule 3 AMA
I got 2 times falsely permabanned for rule 3 AMA
R: 30 / I: 8
2 Free bird - lynyrd skynyrd
3 Chasing cars - snow patrol
What are your top 3 favorite songs OAT
1 Stairway to heaven - led zep2 Free bird - lynyrd skynyrd
3 Chasing cars - snow patrol
R: 2 / I: 1
^the admin 6 ideology: there will be one chosen admin that will secretly be admin 6 and he will destroy the party quote is the admin 6 and he will destroy the party all hail admin 6
^the admin 6 ideology: there will be one chosen admin that will secretly be admin 6 and he will destroy the party quote is the admin 6 and he will destroy the party all hail admin 6
R: 5 / I: 2
ITT (you) pass away peacefully due to natural causes and we all grieve
ITT (you) pass away peacefully due to natural causes and we all grieve
R: 2 / I: 0
>we're all just monkeys on a floating rock and nothing even matters…
>BUT.
>DO NOT.
>EVER.
>DISAGREE.
>WITH.
>MY.
>IDEOLOGY.
>we're all just monkeys on a floating rock and nothing even matters…
>BUT.
>DO NOT.
>EVER.
>DISAGREE.
>WITH.
>MY.
>IDEOLOGY.
R: 0 / I: 0
Mining coal right now. Keep lurking.
Mining coal right now. Keep lurking.
R: 8 / I: 3
keyed
keyed
R: 0 / I: 0
Waiting for something to happen
Waiting for something to happen
R: 60 / I: 11
Found out that gigafly is ai generated /srs
So I made an ai free version you can use instead ^-^
Found out that gigafly is ai generated /srs
So I made an ai free version you can use instead ^-^
R: 13 / I: 4
Seriously guys if you are going to spam the colorjak at least put the sfw im in a public setting rn and I just scrolled through like 9 images of colorjak porn
Seriously guys if you are going to spam the colorjak at least put the sfw im in a public setting rn and I just scrolled through like 9 images of colorjak porn
R: 0 / I: 0
Shut it down…
Shut it down…
R: 0 / I: 0
IN LOVING MEMORY OF JIMBO
I miss her so much
IN LOVING MEMORY OF JIMBO
I miss her so much
R: 14 / I: 1
congrats /soy/ we did it!
congrats /soy/ we did it!
R: 2 / I: 0
Couscous or rice
Couscous or rice
R: 4 / I: 1
>removed rainbow text for no reason
>site is deadest its ever been because of cacacaust, brownocaust and letting the colorshit spammer do his thing
>SOMEHOW takes longer to upload
what the fuck are you doing? how is this even possible?
>removed rainbow text for no reason
>site is deadest its ever been because of cacacaust, brownocaust and letting the colorshit spammer do his thing
>SOMEHOW takes longer to upload
what the fuck are you doing? how is this even possible?
R: 3 / I: 0
Tired of Vlodson? Wish he was a little more masculine and cool?
Introducing Vlodson's brothers, Churkson and Crackson, the new hip and trendy alternatives.
Thoughts, everyone?
Tired of Vlodson? Wish he was a little more masculine and cool?
Introducing Vlodson's brothers, Churkson and Crackson, the new hip and trendy alternatives.
Thoughts, everyone?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Moderator: It can all end, right now
>Cry out, just say it
>Cry out.. mercy..
<*chokes for air*
>Cry out..
>The banned user wishes to say a word!
<NIIIIIGGGGERRRRRRRRRR *aaaack*
>*bans you again but permanently*
>Moderator: It can all end, right now
>Cry out, just say it
>Cry out.. mercy..
<*chokes for air*
>Cry out..
>The banned user wishes to say a word!
<NIIIIIGGGGERRRRRRRRRR *aaaack*
>*bans you again but permanently*
R: 0 / I: 0
i
i
humped the wall again… R: 2 / I: 2
chuddies LOST
chuddies LOST
R: 1 / I: 1
chuddies LOST
chuddies LOST
R: 0 / I: 0
You will not find me in the 'log
You will not find me in the 'log
R: 21 / I: 6
ancient 'toss
ancient 'toss
R: 5 / I: 1
The best month for the sharty in the last year is NOV 2025 now the sharty is genuinely dead this might be the worst year for us
The best month for the sharty in the last year is NOV 2025 now the sharty is genuinely dead this might be the worst year for us
R: 3 / I: 0
How’s it going guys
>run.png
How’s it going guys
>run.png
R: 789 / I: 92
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 5 / I: 0
>GEGGGGGGGGGGGG CHUDCACAS CANT PRODUCE DHT, ITS OVER FOR NORMAL MALE DEVELOPMENT!
>I miss my hair..
>GEGGGGGGGGGGGG CHUDCACAS CANT PRODUCE DHT, ITS OVER FOR NORMAL MALE DEVELOPMENT!
>I miss my hair..
R: 6 / I: 4
>fallout 3
>fallout 3
R: 2 / I: 1
made a soy wojack
made a soy wojack
R: 158 / I: 41
rulecucked nusoi site
redditGODS won
rulecucked nusoi site
redditGODS won
R: 13 / I: 4
Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
R: 8 / I: 0
/qa/ mogs /soy/ so hard
/qa/ mogs /soy/ so hard
R: 1 / I: 0
made a soy jack
made a soy jack
R: 4 / I: 1
Da long-dead website got me locked up mayne
Da long-dead website got me locked up mayne
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
made a soybijak
made a soybijak
R: 0 / I: 0
REVENGE FOR OPERATION BLEACHED BOWL
REVENGE FOR OPERATION BLEACHED BOWL
R: 6 / I: 2
has the site ever been this DNB?
<quote removed all caca's so he could replace it with colorjak futa porn and stealth as a chud to ask if we can post porn now
its so over
has the site ever been this DNB?
<quote removed all caca's so he could replace it with colorjak futa porn and stealth as a chud to ask if we can post porn now
its so over
R: 7 / I: 5
'zellig is the most boring thing I've ever watched
'zellig is the most boring thing I've ever watched
R: 3 / I: 4
the site just fuggen went to absolute raisin over the past 2 days, see what happens when you ban cacaDEITIES? fuggen jerdee
the site just fuggen went to absolute raisin over the past 2 days, see what happens when you ban cacaDEITIES? fuggen jerdee
R: 0 / I: 0
>fruit loops or something
>fruit loops or something
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 41 / I: 25
what if your soytan was miss circle
what if your soytan was miss circle
R: 2 / I: 2
It's time for the revolution…
It's time for the revolution…
R: 7 / I: 1
step on a turks head into the mud and watch him gurgle for life
step on a turks head into the mud and watch him gurgle for life
R: 1 / I: 1
BROJAK SWEEP
BROJAK SWEEP
R: 2 / I: 2
itt we say popular threads we've made before
i made the first VNC thread showing off vnc resolver and got like a thousand reppeys while making everyone on the site paranoid geg
https://rdrama.net/h/soy/post/282411/soyteens-find-a-website-with-unsecured
itt we say popular threads we've made before
i made the first VNC thread showing off vnc resolver and got like a thousand reppeys while making everyone on the site paranoid geg
https://rdrama.net/h/soy/post/282411/soyteens-find-a-website-with-unsecured
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 4 / I: 1
Anyone remember r/soytanification?
Anyone remember r/soytanification?
R: 0 / I: 0
BROJAK GEM WIN
BROJAK GEM WIN
R: 1 / I: 0
BROJAK GEM SWEEP im trans btw
BROJAK GEM SWEEP im trans btw
R: 0 / I: 0
BROJAK GEMERALD
BROJAK GEMERALD
R: 1 / I: 0
KEEEEEEEK
KEEEEEEEK
R: 0 / I: 0
People who jog look like this
People who jog look like this
R: 0 / I: 0
SHARTY SAVING GEM
SHARTY SAVING GEM
R: 0 / I: 0
BROJAK IS WINNERED
BROJAK IS WINNERED
R: 1 / I: 0
>what if your soytan was miss circle
>what if your soytan was miss circle
R: 0 / I: 0
BROJAK SWEEP
BROJAK SWEEP
R: 1 / I: 1
ITT: We post colorjak gems
ITT: We post colorjak gems
R: 21 / I: 8
>ofw the goyslop is sold out
>ofw the goyslop is sold out
R: 0 / I: 0
BROJAK
BROJAK
R: 3 / I: 0
>soot would have never made a porn board fyi
Sootists…. Your response?
>soot would have never made a porn board fyi
Sootists…. Your response?
R: 0 / I: 0
BROJAK GEM
BROJAK GEM
R: 4 / I: 3
>SLAVA BBC!
<NIGGERS SLAVA!!
>SLAVA BBC!
<NIGGERS SLAVA!!
R: 0 / I: 0
BROJAK SWEEP
BROJAK SWEEP
R: 0 / I: 0
Monster school FPE meets huggy wuggy and spiderman rescue
Monster school FPE meets huggy wuggy and spiderman rescue
R: 8 / I: 2
sharty-saving, cobson-killing, genre-defining new variant just dropped
sharty-saving, cobson-killing, genre-defining new variant just dropped
R: 39 / I: 6
Soyjak.party in 2030 if quote stayed:
>you'll have to be 30 to use the site
>you can spam all the 'p and loli you want
>you'll get banned for saying slurs or anything offensive
>you must follow what quote wants
Soyjak.party in 2030 if quote stayed:
>you'll have to be 30 to use the site
>you can spam all the 'p and loli you want
>you'll get banned for saying slurs or anything offensive
>you must follow what quote wants
R: 45 / I: 22
What are your fetishes?
What are your fetishes?
R: 2 / I: 2
>posting furry porn is sharty culture o algo
>posting furry porn is sharty culture o algo
R: 2 / I: 2
>pov: how jannies see rule 14
>pov: how jannies see rule 14
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 275 / I: 192
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 9 / I: 4
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 1
bomb turkey smash the statues and burn the money
bomb turkey smash the statues and burn the money
R: 18 / I: 9
why are her breasts so large
why are her breasts so large
R: 1 / I: 1
Sneaky Wangjak thread shhhh
Sneaky Wangjak thread shhhh
R: 104 / I: 89
something ive noticed
People who instantly reply to new threads almost always say troon-coded things or immediately start serious-replying/leaking. no funny quotes, no good variants, just serious reply sage demoralizationslop. Why are people who actively sit and wait on this site for posts to pop up like this? are they faggots or something? btw im constipated
R: 378 / I: 62
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 109 / I: 45
>https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2/
>https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2/
R: 543 / I: 123
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 312 / I: 75
the Snarky poopy
the Snarky poopy
R: 432 / I: 76
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 434 / I: 175
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 479 / I: 98
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
R: 532 / I: 251
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3