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NIGHTMARE AND FREDBEAR WILL SAVE THE SHARTY
o algo
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being serious here most people on this site who like soyjaks should move here
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PEDO POONER ZER0REBEL4 IS BACK
we need New Jersey 'teens to give xer the goonclown treatment

NAME : Cassidy Rayne Martire (Pooner name: Zachary)
DOB : 2004-09-29
CONFIRMED ADDRESS : 520 Englishtown Rd Monroe Twp, NJ 08831
EMAIL : nyancarz@gmail.com (103234377848098624312)

'KI PAGE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Zer0Rebel4
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drag qoute out his bed while xe's sleeping and stab him in the face
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Quote is a Nigger
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is this the jimmy cuck sun website

hello yes is this the so jacked party website where the jimmy cuck sun drawing is from
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>Did you know they call cheeseburgers obsessed faggots in Germany?
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I was molested by my uncle when i was 7
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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stop it you obsessed burger!
the obsessed burger:
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this 'log
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who is the artist of this little gemerald?
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>TRVTHNVKE
>GEM
>Based
>Goy
>Foid
>Chud
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>hehe I'm gonna introduce this totally bogus rule to kill the site
<Quote soyjak admin, I am disappointed in you, changing a rule nobody had a problem with is simply not okay, you don't deserve to call yourself an admin
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the army is for faggots btw
if you wanna die in a kikewar navy is better
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/niqua/

'niqua won
itt post this sexy queen
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In all my time on this shithole I never understood, how is 'cado not EPI?
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BASED
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Soyness combat thread number #6. Need to improve coomer sprites, give mi suggestions.
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ELECTIONS FOR NEXT ADMIN


ELECTIONS FOR NEXT ADMIN
>ELECTIONS FOR NEXT ADMIN
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Should I buy a blakBerry Pearl 8100?
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New soyboy variant dropped
>mandatory IAS
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ITT we soyquote troons in the replies of this post

https://x.com/TheNintendoGoof/status/2016874768708800577

>If your only reasoning for not buying is because of lgbtq relationships and nonbinary gender being an option


>then yeah, you are a horrible human being
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>Why aren't you dying in my kike wa- BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

Last one got slid and the IRC issa dnb
ideaguy stage o algo
engine:unity
todo:
-map design ('cado)
-'jak mechanics
-concept art (according to some 'een) of shemmycuck, mameson, and some other SNCA
>nusois can't even make a game KEK
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Trans woman are real woman
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OPERATION: RING THE ROSIE

Remember the pedo snitch nigger we doxxed?
<it happened 3 days ago chud, of course we do
https://soyjakwiki.org/Hibiscux064

SHE WAS PART OF A LITERAL PEDO WEBRING!

https://zooey.cc/radring

and yes, they're all some form of mentally sick

>objective?

Let's see what these faggots are up to. I've peeked at some of them and
>one is a necrophile
>one has pedo symbols on xer page
>one is a deranged pooner who ships yuri x makarov from modern warfare
and of course, dox every single one of these perverted trannies. datamine all of their social medias for information. and send lots of 'za and momNVKES/glowNVKES. make this a gemmy raid! if all of these targets are windoxed, this might be a monumental start winraid!

raid thread: >>>/raid/259330

<why pocket posies?

someone 'teen in the raid thread suggested a title to do with that nursery rhyme, and since the main website we're targeting is a webring, i thought it fit well since "ring around the rosie"
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I tried to Cob up the protagonist of one of my favorite games, I think it turned out alright.
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>banning goonhitlers for not being sharty culture
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wheover made that 'o of a dildo being into cado's slot i hope you step on a nigger
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AI cado thread
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Do you guys remember when the NSFW detector was reestablished, and it was the first time those AI 'cado gifs were made?
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>Great, because of these 2 posts I am now only turned on by stained glass colored hyper futanari nipple people, thanks a lot
<Great, because of these 2 posts I am now only turned on by stained glass colored hyper futanari nipple people, thanks a lot
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CACARMY REINFORCEMENTS HERE
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>Huh… where did all the gigach-ACK!
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>OHNONONONO QUOTE FUCKING BANNED ME NOOOOOOOOOO
<I dont care
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>I WANT POONER GF! I WANT POONER GF! I WANT PO
<
>uh… ohh…
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goys we need to /calm/ down the site isn't gonna shut down nothing ever happens
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bibisea thread
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Looks like 4chan won in the end kek
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>I figured out why so many soyteens have a fat fetish!
<Let me guess… Sprunki fan DMed them?
>Nope. You know how certain things are exempt from the porn rule?
<Noooo, don't tell me.
>NEW SOYS WERE EPIED BY 'CADO!
><OH NO NO NO NO NO NO! DO NUSOIS REALLY?! KEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
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>OW OW OW STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A METAL PIPE THAT HURTS OW OW OW STOP PLEEEAASE!!!!!!!
<
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Video Thread

The 'log is shitty, our Admin is shitty, our morale is shitty, so post gemmy videos, o algo.
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nu toss
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is quote admin 6?
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>amerimutt hours
>spam
>bait
>'(unspecified messaging service) raids
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EVERYONE I JUST GOT A LEAK FOR A NEW RULE QUOTE WILL PUT INTO PLACE TOMORROW. THE RULE IS THAT YOU HAVE TO HOLD DOWN FROG NIGGERS AND TATTOO NIPPLES ON THEIR GREEN ASSES AND PRETEND TO TITTYFUCK THEIR ASSES OR YOU'RE BANNED
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For the love of science
BAN PORN
BAN GORE on /pol/
mandatory nsfw for 'Cado
Do this and my hearth will be yours Quote
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Qoute just shut it down. Get it over with, don’t let it suffer more
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CACA VVON
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Why do troons love vocaloid so much, I don't get the popularity and appeal
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Quote speak to us
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rapeson is watching…. rapeson sees all…
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i was in a psych ward for eight days last month

ask me anything /soy/
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/frog/ takeover

ITT we post frog gems and force quotey quoo to reopen the pond
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https://www.idf.il/en/mini-sites/how-to-join-us-and-voluntary-programs/how-to-join/
ENLIST NOW!
goyim, there is NO flood being detected here.
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>Jakker
\/BBQ
<>9a0c
<Quote
^Mustard
a random joon

\/As you're all aware, a part of our Soytan 'P goon stash has been stolen. A relatively small amount, 20 terabytes.

<>Who's brown enough to steal from us?


<Two bit 'cordtroon. With a cheap tranime pfp and porn infested 'cord server. He's not the problem he's a nobaldi. Problem is, the glowies tracking our 'P.


\/I took the initiative to move our 'P to somewhere else. Somewhere only I know about. The soyim nor the glowies will ever find it.

>Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

>And I thought, my threads were coal

PART 1
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KILL ALL GWON UPS
CACA WON
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>pinterest humour
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>PEDO POONER ZER0REBEL4 IS BACK
>we need New Jersey 'teens to give xer the goonclown treatment
>
>NAME : Cassidy Rayne Martire (Pooner name: Zachary)
>DOB : 2004-09-29
>CONFIRMED ADDRESS : 520 Englishtown Rd Monroe Twp, NJ 08831
>EMAIL : nyancarz@gmail.com (103234377848098624312)
>
>'KI PAGE
>https://soyjakwiki.org/Zer0Rebel4
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>pinterest humour
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>protesting the government by skipping the college classes the government is paying for you to attend
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>only niggerlips still care
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>Can you hear the silence?
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GEEEEEEEEG THE TRUMP ADMIN IS REALLY FUCKING DESPERATE FOR RECRUITS THEY HAVE RESORTED TO SPAMMING A HECCIN SOYJAK SITE
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MOOOOOOOOM THEYRE TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY MOOOOOOOOM
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rulecucked nusoi site
redditGODS won
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WE ARE SHERDEE KIIIIIIRK 🕊️
WE CAAAARRY THE BAIT🪝
WE FOLLOW THE SITE RULES🚫
WE HONOR THE /KWAY/ 🙏🙏🙏
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Froot… if you can hear us…. Please save us, Froot… Froot, get all these evil 'corder and Xitter Instagram subhuman lower than apes away from me pleeeease Froot
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HOLY CACA WAR NOW
CATTYWIPE THIS NIGGER LOG WITH CACAS
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Question, do you believe in Jesus am agnostic I don’t know
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>American culture: white culture but niggerified and jewified
>Nu-Shartu culture: soyjak culture but giggerified and froggified
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>Cuckoldry is the progressive practice of allowing your partner to explore their body in empowering ways that break traditional norms. Many alt-right, basement-dwelling assholes hold rather negative opinions on this beautiful activity, claiming that it is nothing but "letting men sleep with your wife." It is advised to remind them that this definition heavily contradicts science, and that they’re preaching a harmful form of toxic masculinity that has no place in our current world.
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wir wonned
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>if you don't shut your mouth I'ma shut it for you, punk!
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DI COAT
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we cacas won grownyps lisr
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CACARMY REINFORCEMENTS HERE
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In the name of Soot, The gemmiest, the keyed
We of the Supporters Of Cacaborea have declared our war on the filthy poopiehead called Quote. So listen up Quote and your worshippers! We reject all your nonsense. And its war for eternity! This is a message to all the Non-cacas. The clashes between Soyteens, Cacas, Gigas, Froggies and NAS will accelerate. And when Prophet Thrembo emerges justice will return and we cacas will rejoice and you Quote will be destroyed. And when Almigthy Cobson descends the gems will become manifest. And we cacas will prevail. And Admin 6 will be killed. Unfortunately some signs of the final hour have appeared, and our Party will be shut down. So let us all avoid that from happening. So invade QuoteCord! Invade Quote! Invade his supporters! He is a traitor who has gone too far he is a person of brimstone and coal. He is always in insistence.
O best of Cacas of the Sharty. Our war has been applied.
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never gib up
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POST ANTI QUOTE GEMMIES

FUCK YOU QUOTE, FUCK YOUR ADMINISTRATION. STOP AVOIDING OBVIOUS SHIT THAT WILL LITERALLY SAVE THE SHARTY.
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LOS LOS LOS

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nevar foget
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kil qote
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cacas wom
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MOOOOOOOOM THEYRE TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY MOOOOOOOOM
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>THE SILLY!~
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Site will die with a egotistical 'miner britbong faggot instead of just passing it on like every other owner.
Quote truly is admin 6 and the most blakest gorilla nigger
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CACAGODS WON, BUMP GEMMY THREADS CACAS
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fre us
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CACARMY REINFORCEMENTS HERE
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MOOOOOOOOM THEYRE TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY MOOOOOOOOM
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MOOOOOOOOM THEYRE TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY MOOOOOOOOM
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fuck this shit site
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<pon
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MOOOOOOOOM THEYRE TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY MOOOOOOOOM
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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first
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>When you die
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MOOOOOOOOM THEYRE TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY MOOOOOOOOM
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cacwaffen ar yor servics sir
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ban everyone who replies to this thread
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Just downloaded a cracked copy of BCC Effects from a ytp tutorial. Any tips to make sure its legit so I don't get a funny blak screen with red Russian text asking me for 500$ worth of bitcoin
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MOOOOOOOOM
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our admims are al nigors
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I PROMISE I WONT BREAK NO MORE RULES and oreos
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The year is 2050. The website soyjak.party is rulecucked under GIGA RULE. All soyjaks are pumped with testosterone. Soydueling falls in favor of GIGA DUELING in vast AI giga production facilities. Welcome to the Sharty's GIGA FUTURE.


Nate Higgers remembers browsing before the owner transfer, before the GOOT-issued testosterone, the gym equipment, healthy diets, and mandatory gigaposting. He lives on the GOOT-torn outskirts of /soy/, a board with 12pph where he hides his gemerald soyjak Gapejak from the clutches of the brutal Giga armed forces. As musclebound blak-and-white gigas prowl the board searching for low-T soyjaks to man up, Nate will stop at nothing to protect sweet Gapejak's soylent. In his red-and-blak shirt, uncut dirty stubble, and short blonde hair, Nate gives his low-T soyboy body to a gang of pitiless giga alpha duelers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is soyboy Nate prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of gigas and AI? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable leakage.


Acclaimed model and pro giga Ernest Khalimov presents a gemmy giga vision of the sharty. His powerful, vivid, high-testosterone passages of three-on-one gigatransformation assimilation push the boundaries of sharty fiction. The GIGA CHADS follow standard procedure with Nate's soy body, pumping enough testosterone to kill an elephant through his body, cursing through one of the gemmiest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling story, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative AI giga-building unfolds.
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I haven't been on the sharty for literally a couple hours someone explain what it is with the big dick colorjak, the caca spam and the war enlistment thing
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music thread
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'Log looking gemmy today
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CACARMY REINFORCEMENTS HERE
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Please unban me 4cuck I need a life
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CACARMY REINFORCEMENTS HERE
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Caca woen
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'DULTS VVON if thats matters though its scna
Nate is a adult by 'ki lore or whatever idrk
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AM I FAMOUS OR WHAT
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GO AHEAD NUSOICACA…EAT UP
KEEEEEEEEK
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caca
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cacas wonerd
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I might stop using this site if the log is still shit like this by monday
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THIS 'LOG IS FUCKING TERRIBLE GEEEEEEG JUST SHUT IT DOWN AT THIS POINT
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>shardee is lost medias
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Quote said "hi" in one thread and got 500 reppeys he's got us wrapped around his finger actually JSID so we can ALL go to the nulong-dead website
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ASMONGOLD JUST NAMEDROPPED US

https://youtu.be/JALbemLw3G4
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How do I hijack a xitter account?
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worst 'log in history. /cado/ won btw
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ARYAN BEEEEAST!
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<…
>…
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>I might stop using this site if the log is still shit like this by monday
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Jannies instantly deleted the thread with the tranny cutting xis dick with a buzzsaw but allows the colourjak poster to stay GEGGGGGGGGG JSID
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Is soytan allowed on /soy/
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>what's wrong with taking vaccines? or eating bugs? or drinking soylent? or worshipping dr. fauci? or wearing masks? or living in a pod? or being trans? or voting democrat? or being a bald man with glasses and a stubble?
>come to think of it, all these years we've been making fun of soyboys, but I've yet to see any real reason for why being a soyboy is bad. most boil down to simply
>>B-BUT SOY FILLS YOU WITH ESTROGEN! ESTROGEN MAKES YOU FEMININE! EATING BUGS AND WORSHIPPING FAUCI AND TAKING THE VAX MAKES YOU A GOVERNMENT BOOTLICKER OR SOMETHING!
>but what's wrong with any of those things? everyone is different, there's nothing wrong with someone practicing a lifestyle that seems unusual to you or possessing opinions that you disagree with, as long as they aren't hurting anyone. and being an effeminate soyboy is harmless, I mean, that's part of the reason people pick on them, they view the soyboy archetype as "weak" or "lesser". but you know what picking on someone for being weak is called? it's called bullying, and unlike being a soyboy, that IS harmful to others.
>I've never really thought about this in depth before, but now that I think about it more, this site's entire culture is built on punching down and bullying the weak. it's actually disgusting. the more I think about it the less I really want to use this site, like who the hell wants to use a toxic site full of immature bullies who can't handle differences in opinions or lifestyles? not me, that's for sure.
>and as you might've guessed, this'll be my last post on this website. I've come to realize that all of you are sick, cruel, immature monsters that thrive off of teasing and tormenting others. goodbye soyteens. I'd thank you for the pleasant memories, but none of you deserve thank yous for anything you've done, y'all need help, not praise.
btw, I absolutely DO NOT agree with the text I green arrow'd earlier, as you could probably guess from the contents of my post. I simply attached a gigachad image to my post to illustrate a point: that you can't judge a book by its cover. a buff gray man can have a really bad take or be a terrible person, while someone who looks like a "soyboy" can be 100% correct and moral in their thoughts and actions. judging people based on their looks is absolutely wrong, and I hope you guys can mature to a point where you no longer do this. anyway, that'll be all from me. peace.
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insert here one thrembillionth mod and administration complaint
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ITT we resurrect a previous admin by any means necessary
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>having an existential crisis over a woahjack website
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>early 'o introduction
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who's spamming this image and that colorantimatter image? is a fifth soyvil war/fourth soysurgency gonna happen?
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THE TRAIN TO SHUDDIH TOWN IS DEPARTING!
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TND thread
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>POG! POG! POGGERS!!
>Wait..
>POG.. 'P,'O,'G…
>OYYYY MY GOOOOD!!
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<insert here one thrembillionth mod and administration complaint
jsid
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>being vantablack
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>wanting China to win
>not enlisting in the USA army
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How to save the sharty:

Add sections for boards. The sections would be:
>japanese culture
>intrests
>videogames
>creative
>other
>MISC (nsfw)
>adult (nsfw)

Under the japanese culture section add:
>/a/-Anime & Manga
>/c/-Anime/Cute
>/w/-Anime/Wallpapers
>/m/-Mecha
>/cgl/-Cosplay & EGL
>/cm/-Cute/Male
>/f/-Flash
>/n/-Transportation
>/jp/-Otaku Culture
>/vt/-Virtual YouTubers

Under the video games section add:
>/v/-Video Games
>/vg/-Video Game Generals
>/vm/-Video Games/Multiplayer
>/vmg/-Video Games/Mobile
>/vp/-Pokemon
>/vr/-Retro Games
>/vrpg/-Video Games/RPG
>/vst/-Video Games/Strategy

Under the intrests section add:
>/c/-Comics & Cartoons
>/g/-Technology
>/tv/-Television & Film
>/k/-Weapons
>/o/-Auto
>/an/-Animals & Nature
>/tg/-Traditional Games
>/sp/-Sports
>/xs/-Extreme Sports
>/pw/-Professional Wrestling
>/sci/-Science & Math
>/his/-History & Humanities
>/int/-International
>/out/-Outdoors
>/toy/-Toys

Under the creative section add:
>/i/-Oekaki
>/po/-Papercraft & Origami
>/p/-Photography
>/ck/-Food & Cooking
>/ic/-Artwork/Critique
>/wg/-Wallpapers/General
>/lit/-Literature
>/mu/-Music
>/fa/-Fashion
>/3/-3DCG
>/gd/-Graphic Design
>/diy/-Do-It-Yourself
>/wsg/-Worksafe GIF
>/qst/-Quests

Under the Other section add:
>/biz/-Business & Finance
>/trv/-Travel
>/fit/-Fitness
>/x/-Paranormal
>/adv/-Advice
>/lgbt/-LGBT
>/mlp/-Pony
>/news/-Current News
>/wsr/-Worksafe Requests
>/vip/-Very Important Posts

Under the MISC (nsfw) section add:
>/r9k/-ROBOT9001
>/pol/-Politically Incorrect
>/bant/-International/Random
>/soc/-Cams & Meetups
>/sss/-Shit Shemmy Says

Under the adult (nsfw) section add:
>/s/-Sexy Beautiful Women
>hc/-Hardcore
>/hm/-Handsome Men
>/h/-Hentai
>/e/-Ecchi
>/u/-Yuri
>/d/-Hentai/Alternative
>/y/-Yaoi
>/t/-Torrents
>/h/-High Resolution
>/gif/-Adult GIF
>/aco/-Adult Cartoons
>/r/-Adult Requests

And the last step is rebranding to soychan.org o algo
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ENLIST NOW

https://www.goarmy.com
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requesting a HTSM sillyjak
no arrow because i look like this fuggen jerdee
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The blakBerry Pearl was a smartphone developed by Research In Motion (RIM). The Pearl (8100) was launched on September 12, 2006, marking the first blakBerry device with a camera, media player and other multimedia features, significantly expanding the traditionally enterprise brand's market to mainstream consumers. Running version 4.5 of blakBerry OS, the Pearl supported the full range of blakBerry enterprise functionality. Updated versions were released as Pearl 8110, 8120 and 8130.
blakBerry Pearl
(8100 / 8110 / 8120 / 8130)


First released
September 12, 2006; 19 years ago
Discontinued
c. 2010
Successor
blakBerry Curve
Related
blakberry Charm
blakBerry 7130
Compatible networks
GSM/EDGE 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 (8100, 8110, 8120)
CDMA 850 / 1900 (8130 only)
Form factor
Bar
Dimensions
107×51×15 mm (4.21×2.01×0.59 in)
Weight
90.7 g (3.20 oz)
Operating system
blakBerry OS 4.5 (shipped)
Memory
64 MB, MicroSD slot
Rear camera
1.33 megapixel (8100) or 2.0 megapixel (8110/8120/8130)
Display
240x260 pixel, 57 mm (2.25 in) diagonal, 62 pixels/cm (157 ppi), 65536 colors (16-bit) TFT LCD
Connectivity
Wi-Fi (8120 and 8220 only), Bluetooth, USB (with Mass Storage Mode support)
Unlike previous blakBerrys, the Pearl swapped the wide body and full QWERTY keyboard for a narrower, candybar style, and a hybrid keypad keyboard layout on a 4-row, 5-column keypad, with a proprietary predictive input algorithm calle
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what does this image even mean
is it trying to poke fun at western china supporters for supporting a foreign country while hating israel?
is it trying to subvert white nationalists by framing communists as the true anti semites?
or is it poking fun at /pol/ users who are wrapped up in so many Jewish conspiracy theories they would rather support gooks than America

its bueried under so many layers of irony, i cant tell
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1000 replies and I become admin of the Sharty
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Suggestions how to change the sharty

Since everybaldis soy catalog is currently jsid and spammed, here is a thread with suggestions how to change the sharty to improve it:


you can post your ideas
my ideas:
-make the sharty specialized, only allowing more niche content; more grey, the topic that is neccessary (idea: in addition to soyjaks and soyspeak, also talk:
in a serious unhappy tone, and including modern wars as a general topic)
thus bans and blocks can be freely applied; by adding additional topics that must be mentioned, and limiting what topics are allowed
-increase the soy-theshold that is neccessary, by "extremifying" soyjaks: Cobson, gapejak et cetera are now NAS, and only a former IAS that has been soyified an additional time is IAS
-add an UI element to posts: if a post is bad, a moderator/thread owner maybe too, can mark it, and the border of that post will be "soyified"
-force all frogposters, htsmposters, and other NAS-posters to adhere to ridiculous rules that you choose whenever you want, that can change at any moment and WILL UPDATE CONSTANTLY, and BAN THEM WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT OR WHEN THEY DONT ADHERE TO THE RULES!!!
(example rules: 1= always add "i am coal" at the end of your post, 2= you cant create threads, 3= you cant create posts, 4= you can only use the following boards: x, 5= you must post your password, 6= you must translate your message into binary/turkish/morse, 7= every post and thread must have a new oekaki IAS that is not low-effort!)
i know my ideas are not exactly perfect. Thread: go!
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This pph is insane quote is killing the sharty

It's over
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did troons won?
is it all over????
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>forcing Lute to be admin of jarty again
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Vlodson is being used as a litmus test by Quotecord.

Quote has been running the numbers on which demographics leak the most at Vlodson and has been banning them one by one. The idea is that once Vlodson is no longer effective bait and is treated as it should be (as irrelevant SNCA), then that'll be the sign that the userbase is now in good health. Nusois blame Vlodson for the state of the sharty, but Vlodson's relevancy is merely an indicator of the community's quality itself.

As such, I think it can be safely predicted that the next demographic that will be banned are namefags on the 'roo. Quote will likely ban namefagging on the 'roo within the coming weeks. Namefags are perhaps the only major demographic left that are still susceptible to Vlodson bait.
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>those who bless mcdonalds will be blessed and those who curse mcdonalds will be cursed
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>tfw the bull wont give me my 1 millionth reddit karma
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What if quote made a good change like bringing the [Discord] tag back and making it visible to everybaldi
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knowing that quote will be the last admin of the party kinda gives me goosebumps
wtfdym the fate of this board depends on the interest of one person
if you dont like it just pass it down
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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SOYVIL WAR 5 MUST HAPPEN

WE MUST AND WE VVIL TAKE BACK THE SHARTY FROM THE HANDS OF QUOTE
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i love my sisters busty ass i just want to dump my entire load into her wet sopping vagina and get her preggers and making sure my kids stay ginger and green eyed <3
you wouldn't bother to do anything about that, would you nusoicuck?
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catgirls or wolfgirls? justify your answer
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Amerimutt hate thread

Hate on America and Americans in general. Post muttquotes. Make 9/11 jokes. Make fun of the 345 million goblins living in that goyslop shithole.
>ronald mcdonald is our president or whatever
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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SHARTY MODS HAVE TO EDATE ON DISCORD TO BE MODERATORS YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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the Snarky poopy
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Ask your local 4chad oldfag if moot should have JSID instead of selling it.
The answer may surprise you.
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>Quote will eventually JSID
What do we do
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HOW OLD ARE YOU, ANSWER HONESTLY


VVE NEED TO PROTEST THIS RETARDED RULE
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>fuck off you obsessed europoor faggot and go suck mohammed's dick like the rest of your countrymen do because youre all shitskin poor uppity retards who are going to get replaced by browns and im all here for it
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

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