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>You WILL NOT use this website if you are under the age of 18

how many 'teens did this wipe out?

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.

 15000447[Quote]>>15000473>>15000475>>15000496

in theory it should wipe out 98% of the userbase but in practice all of them will lie about their ages

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all namefags

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>>15000438 (OP)
approximately zero, who the hell is gonna enforce the rule?

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>>15000454
palantir

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>>15000454
@quote make it so you have to put your ID in to prove youre of age in order to post

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>>15000447
>why yes mister janny, i am over the age of 18

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i am onlt 4

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>>15000483
Geg im older thna you im 5

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>>15000474
>giving your ID to an anonymous imageboard site

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>>15000447
you underestimate how stupid /qa/ namefags are

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>>15000493
And in ID enabled threads your ID is just your home address

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>of age (7 votes)
>underage (0 votes)
i believe xhem

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>>15000496
>blak hand emoji
what a shame… anyway

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>>15000474
>doing this

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>>15000474
this site should display your full name, phone number, and home address next to all your posts. think about it:
>nobody posts coal anymore because they're afraid they'll get harassed irl for it
>underage posters can be identified easily
>everyone gets to take credit for the gems they make
>no trannies will post here because they're all obsessed with cybersecurity and shit and would never willingly post on a site that displays their full dox publicly at all times
>you can tell if neutralplier blogposters are lying by hiring a private investigator to follow them around irl and make sure their stories about sucking bbc are true
>no more samefagging
>no more pedos
>'uncs can organize irl meet ups more easily
>this site will abide by the law at all times since nobody is dumb enough to violate the law under their real name, therefore it'll never get taken down
there are literally no downsides. quote needs to do this.

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😭✌🥀🥀🥀🥀gng are these ngas retarded or sum??? though

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>>15000438 (OP)
wait, does that mean we should be called soyadults now instead of soyteens?

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>i am onlt 4
>Geg im older thna you im 5
two uncs

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>>15000496
wasnt this nigga called "mygfdraws" before or something geeeg

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>>15000523
TRVTHSVPERNOVA

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a though

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>>15000496
geeeeeeeg the chink finally broke up with him

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>>15000523
I don't think quote knows that much about us. Unless he works for them.

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>>15000524
Ban gooner slop 🚫
Ban the majority of the userbase for no reason at all ✅

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>>15000529
yeah
his girlfriend started ghosting him a month ago

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>>15000523
everybody who doesn't like this is a trannypedo and should be hunted down and gang-raped immediately

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>>15000546
trve. why are we getting rid of the 'teens? we should get rid of the faggots spamming porn

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>>15000525
yes and you must now post your drivers license to lurk on da shardee

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>>15000563
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>muh its just le heckerino soyteens just like you baiting eachother!!!!! I dont goon to fpe and femquote edits you do!!!!

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Just don't tell your age here just like you don't tell it on 4cuck nusois.



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