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What's with the nonsense board descriptions? First cenus cares, some fucking thread where a guy fails, now hi - bladee :emoji:. I don't care about your trooncord humour just make it say soy - soyjaks.
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Anime WQN
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I'm trying to learn the soyjak/wojak artstyle, can I get some feedback on these trace attempts?
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Amerimutt hate thread

Hate on America and Americans in general. Post muttquotes. Make fun of 9/11. Make fun of the 345 million goblins living in that goyslop shithole.
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nusois that big thing in the middle of the screen i want to move it elsewhere
either that or ill make it a separate window like other servers
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can i get a 3 day ban?
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AWARD
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SOOT JUST BANNED ME FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT THE COLORJAK PORN
JSID
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can some tiktoktranny explain the "EFN" vs "ERN" thing to me? i overheard some of my normie friends talking about it, but i still don't really get it. is it that one side is "epstein fuck niggas" and the other is "epstein rape niggas" and they make joke about why their side is better or does it go any deeper?
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we zelligposters and zartychads are transgender and we love spamming gay and trans bait and femboys on the sharty :3
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Being a honest wagie isn't doing it for me. I can't even fucking meet ends. Should I turn to crime? What pays the best? Also something you can do in Euromutt land.
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why do soyfaces make people wanna click youtube videos
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what an awful hour for the sharty
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something something site le bad now something something quotecord stupid
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What is the best fetish?
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I am in a constant state of sexual arousal and subsequent frustration
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Which one is better?


anyone posting nsfw in replies is an admitted long-dead websitepedo asking to be nished btw
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Brimstone dust artificially manufactured by oracle factories in lesotho
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i dont like the current admin, however i think that nusois like you and me sholud understand that meta whining wont fix anything, we sholud instead be happy with what we have, because it can always get worse.
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Confession thread

Post your deepest, darkest confessions ITT. No limits, let it all out.
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eughhck, im NOT doing THAT
DO IT, YOU FUCKING BITCH
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faggot hate thread

or something
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What's your favorite porn?
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>coal, we made a thread about this yesterday stop dragging this gay ass old culture
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<…
>well, nusoishit?
>cant resist my 'cado ass?
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>dragon ball
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giga this
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soyjak.st SUCKS

>check /pol/
>like half the shit there is either gore or porn
>check /qa/
>trannies literally everywhere
>check /soy/
>colorjak futa porn (literally how the fuck did this get appealed nigga)

'teens quote was kuz undercover this website is a fucking shithole
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jakkers of the sharty unite

NO MORE BROTHER WARS
HATE LOST, LOVE WINS
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What are your fetishes?
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the sharty is becoming 4cucky
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What's the slang for ai haters. We need a ai meximutt music video like the ones groypers use.
This is more lucrative than hating on furfags and troons.
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found this brimcoal/gemerald
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>you don't crave dark chocolate
>you actually crave dark BBC
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Do you like sardines?
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It’s Wednesday my Soys, how could you tell?
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>alcohol gives you super strength
GEG
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>gigaquoting yourself
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The best admin. Eventhough he was a drug addict, even though the loss of .party domain, even though the servers fell constantly, even though he was a raging sperg, even though he always gaslighted us, even though he had retarded events and board wide larps, even though he never listened to us, even though he was a selfish egoistic fuck, even though he was a shitalian, even though he ran people over with a car, even though he almost got the site shut down several times, even though he leaked over snca nuvariants:unknowns, I miss him. o algo
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IAS thread o algo
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>Omgsisa she is so brave and stunning
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https://pokerpatio.com/mp?game=raO0PLgf8xs4s
SOYPOKER VOL II JOIN XISTERS
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I'm the next nulee
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>THIS IS A HECKIN ANTIMEME BECAUSE IT SUPPORTS MY (OBVIOUSLY TRUE AND WIDELY ACCEPTED) OPINIONS AND FANTAZIES!!!! OH MY SCIENCE, I LOVE BLOGPOSTING AND ERPING ON R/ANTIMEME
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guess what is my favorite food
good luck
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YES GIVING INTO THE AI TECHNOCRACY IS TOTALLY ARYAN AND BASED CHAD BRO, JUST LET AI TAKE OVER EVERYTHING BRO REAL ARTISTS ARE JUST LOSERS WHO ARE SEETHING LOL!!! AI WON
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soy - Typically 'jakking
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>Americans have to be the funniest gimps of all time scared of rainbows 😭🙏
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>its based es and xitterperperpilled the
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Tell this pedonigger to stop creating pedothreads with underage anime characters for 'P, or I'll fucking doxx him!
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>What? Spit it out you small pecker shrimp
<chud:C-c-can I have your numbe-ACK!!!!! *chuddy gets pushed to the ground*
>*puts her foot on chuddy's tiny white clitty* DON'T EVER LOOK ME IN THE EYE AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS SMALL PECKER CUCKOLD WORM. This *rubs her body to highlight her figure and breasts* is for TYRONE ONLY, not a small pecker timmy like you. You're lucky I didn't make Tyrone kick your ass chud.
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ANIME WEBSITE, CHUDDY! nya
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/soy/

>pay me 100 shekels to enter this boss!
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trips decide whether I take hrt or testosterone.
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OMG everyone, Dola is absolutely amazing! Super easy to use and solves every problem ─10/10 recommend!
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Disliking ongezellig is a clear sign of a offsiter/nusoi. Doe i don't want ongezellig to be associated with the sharty
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i saw your fail
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>having a realistic depiction of a panic attack after mom flushes down your favorite poop
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>namefagging as supersage
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>all humor is troonslop
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>my wife came out as bbc
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FUCK TRAN TRAN

Gooning itself isn't the best but somehow brapfag nigger troons somehow make it LAMER. They pull this off by throwing WOKE themes into it like blak PEOPLE or GAY SEX. Gooning used to be gross but this is satanic faggot style. Quote please fix this!!!!!!

#FUCKBNWO #DOWNIESUPREMACY
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Most soyteens are pro-ongezellig right? It's one of the core sharty staples, right?
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is this soyjak's name really cuckjak? geg

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sharty lgbt general
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old 'toss
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now that the dust has settled… was she true?
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My proposals to Quote

On how to make the Sharty Better
1) Go back to late-Froot Rules (7 rules+grey areas)
2) Make derailing raid threads on /soy/ or /raid/ a bannable offense
3) Legalize Porn and Gore on NSFW boards; ban it FULLY on SFW Boards except for raids
4) Restore /nate/ as a containment board
5) Restores Jannies ability to move threads
6) Let teens host cytubes again
7) unhide /jak/, the board for traditional 'jakking and promote its use
8) Reduce the sharty to a few boards, then put emphasis on GR5 as to promote the use of other boards
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I really need to goon ut i must stop because the bad lyst is from satan i must not wank but km horny as fuck help me please
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>decide to finally check r9k again after months
>top post is a tranny complaining about high sex drives after HRT
Oyyy save us Quote…
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ITT:We post our favorite cuckjaks what a funny new variant!
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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why do foids only love 7ft tall skinny-muscular japanese dudes or serial/mass killers and not chuds like me
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Why are soycux obsessed with child porn?
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nusoigloopas don't have a blak queen dommy mommy, sad!
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Ban zellig
<Why?
Because its the next 'lita and is posted by pedos or mostly by pedos
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TW: MENTIONS OF HOMOPHOBIA

i hate fags
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>(((HighGuard))) acked
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>I'm a fiend, you won't see me out in public
For a fortune, I can bless your track, I'll touch it
And I touch down overseas but that was nothin'
Might have known him in the past, but now I crush him
Me and Adamn gettin' commas like it's nothin'
Fallin' in the club off a pill and Robitussin
Send your girl emojis, now she's blushin'
If I send her real words, so now she's crushin'
And I'm wearing Dolce, it's disgusting
Pack just came in, gave me a concussion
He say he's a friend but I don't trust him
I can't trust a soul if I don't love them
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bait thread nobaldi will fall for, >reddit WQN and my trans gf

>MJKJNGDGUIJRDJGHRINTRGTUHIJHJKIJKIJNGRIUKJGRDFJIORGJUIKGRIJUGRJIGRDRGJISGSEKIJISJKGGISJOGESOIJETIJOKGROIJGRSIJOSEGIJGSEUOIJSUIJTEGSUIJGRSGSRJIRGSJORGSJIORDJGHOUHORIGHURGHRUHOIGEUHGEUHGSEUHGRSUHGRSUHGRSIGRHUSOIURSGHURHGSIRGSUHOIR<GSUOHRSGUHOGRSHUSGRHUOJXGRSUHJUHGRIHIYURGSHUGYSE4OHURGSHUUH3RAIJIJIJDWDAIJAWDJIWADIJJIFGIJBIJNBHUNNB
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You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I trust the science. I also enjoy mainstream media. I could be a blak-pilled chud like you… but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. Her boyfriend likes me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
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I like the habibi ahh ah
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>having a faggot priest
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I FUCKIN' LOVE SCIENCE
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Trans girls are God's own. Never let them make you feel like you're unworthy of God.
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>look at mi, i am the buff grey man and u are the hanging troonjak who is seething. got it?
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>haha bro look! I g-gigaquoted you! hahah.. I am so f-funny and original bro, why aren't you laughing bro
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>you have to possess 3tb of 'p in order to save the white race
<how about… no
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>soyjak.party
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NUSOINIGGERS……………
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>newgods don't know about 'duardo
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About to see the new Kevin Hart movie. Just kidding. I'm white & went to college.
#BaywatchMovie
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>samefagging with ids on
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>when the BVLL is a r/catholicmemes user and thinks the crusades were justified
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What's with the nonsense board descriptions? First cenus cares, some fucking thread where a guy fails, now hi - bladee :emoji:. I don't care about your trooncord humour just make it say soy - soyjaks.
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3600 from 15 mil get or something
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>2016 election tourist
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ITT we add trigger warnings to threads
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Does this count as soy related? How far can I push the envelope
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of0EMDKhf1Q
Gem up this tranny's comment section
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Opinion on chris chan
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>WHAT'S HIS FUCKING NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Skribbl.io session (DNB hours special)

https://skribbl.io/?EWCmFtV3
JOIN NOW O ALGO
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>associating 2016 with YouTube drama slop video by leafy, keemstar, and scarce
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just comply
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NUSWAS
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>Your lack of nuance is literally wilting me holy fuck
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>having cerebral edema
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EVERYONE WANTS TO BE INDIAN.
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New soyjak!
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>thread deleted within 5 seconds of posting
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>What's with the nonsense board descriptions? First cenus cares, some fucking thread where a guy fails, now hi - bladee :emoji:. I don't care about your trooncord humour just make it say soy - soyjaks.
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>are you coming to SoyCon bro? I heard Froot's even gonna be there!
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Just made a song in a collaboration with Nophono fan, tell me if it's something you fan ca ares abpot
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Stop screaming about EPI

Stop screaming about "EPI".
Most of you don't even know what EPI is anymore. We hate EPI because it exposes YOUNG KIDS to fetish material, not some 16y/o soyteen who saw 'cado or autist brim.
I'm sick and fucking tired of every nusoi complaining about "MUH 'P" or "MUH EPI" so they can get rid of shit they don't like.
Just shut it all down already man
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>unbothered gemerald
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>fat fetish art being posted
just shut it down at this point, we're not getting a good 15 million GET
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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wholesome skribbl.io game!!

https://skribbl.io/?YoCCKVgk


Join
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Let people enjoy things.
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>Scientists Say Whales Descended from a Cow-Like Land Animal.
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hard shapes shaped me
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Woah is that a heckin colour changing butterfly


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hard times shaped me
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>Scientists Say “Luck” Is Not Random — And Your Mind Shapes It
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marge why my threads get posted on /q/ sometimes
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why are trannies so ableist? I recently saw a video where the word ”rightard” was used, a combination of the derogatory term for people with mental disability and the political orientation of nazees like trump. Don't they know that the word is stigmatizing?
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>ohhh saar mi is blakpilled saar me no get bobs and vegene from white woman saar
>blaked.com lied to me saar women no want mi bbc (tiny indian cock)
this is what i think the average incels.is user looks like
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Hey nusoi
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>according to the strict law of the torah, not one gentile in the world deserves to live
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>Stop. You just crossed a line. My bull is not a science denying freak.
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>popipopipopipo based officer rex TTD
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What was the lowest PPH ever on the Sharty that didn't come from site outages/DDoSes?
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>everyone i don't like breaks rule 12
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>food trucks
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>I have AI slop fatigue.
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>sneedclave
>fallout 3
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>your al slop bores me
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>235 PPH
>The server took too long to submit your post.
SHUD THESARTY DOWN!
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>235 PPH
SHUD THESARTY DOWN!
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Why do we have an admin thats a brony marge?
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Blam won btw if that matters
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zellig website
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HOLY SHIT /QA/ ON 4CHAN IS UNLOCKED
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'cado on da 'log tho
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Ban cado, the asscrack was funny for raids for a bit but now it's literally just EPI """bait"""
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>tfw your troon wife impregnates a woman and now you have to pay child support
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the Snarky poopy
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom

I haven't attention whored enough this week, we're doing this again.

HELP DECORATE RAPEAPE'S ROOM

RapeApe spent all of his monies trying to Gensokyo to meet Byakuren for sex or some shit! But he forgot two things…

>Gensokyo doesn't exist fucktard

>Buddhists can't goon

So he enlists the help of the world's greatest imageboard to decorate his room.

The room will be seperated into 4 quadrants for each board to contribute and enjoy. Post suggestions and pictures of shit you want to see in the room. Have fun!
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>oh nooOOOO I FUCKING DELETED IT!! OH MY GAAAWWDD HELP MEEEEEE! HELP MEeeEEHheeeHEEhhee GOD! OHHhh my god i deleted it….OH MY GAAWWWWDDF I FUCKING DELETED IT
>WOAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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>tfw no gf
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<…
>whats the matter, nigger pooner? are my phat frogslot cheeks hypnotizing you?
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Q fucking won
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>where is your arrow?
Don't need it.
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15000000 get acceleration thread
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Cobson killer
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Do you know the full version of this track?
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What if soytan was a big, round, plush gem?
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IRON LUNG MOVIE

I'm markiplier's top guy, however if the entire movie will take place inside the submarine cuckbox like in the game. It will get really boring.
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stop vpning irl shitskin, go back to your stupid shithole
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Tfw you realize your waifu is an foid im trans btw
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>What's with the nonsense board descriptions? First cenus cares, some fucking thread where a guy fails, now hi - bladee :emoji:. I don't care about your trooncord humour just make it say soy - soyjaks.
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STOP USING YOUR VPN GOY! OTHERWISE WE CAN'T TRACK YOUR LOCATION!
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Is picrel the ultimate real life slopjak? He is the combination of everything degenerate and wrong
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>Why was I tossed down from heaven like lightning?
>…
>When God created niggers, I rebelled.
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>Im proud to be Mexican 🇲🇽🌯🥰
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/soy/, look at this tower i made to reach up to the heavens, what is your opinion on it
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My fellow white man.
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>tfw you spend all welfare money on crack
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



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Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

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