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What's with the nonsense board descriptions? First cenus cares, some fucking thread where a guy fails, now hi - bladee :emoji:. I don't care about your trooncord humour just make it say soy - soyjaks.
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15000000 get acceleration thread
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Party's over, time to go home guys
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I'm going to Egypt in a few days. Give me some ideas, nusois.
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Incest is White
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If i was the nu owner I would fix this shitty website
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NUSOI, WE'RE COOKED
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soyjak.st SUCKS

>check /pol/
>like half the shit there is either gore or porn
>check /qa/
>trannies literally everywhere
>check /soy/
>colorjak futa porn (literally how the fuck did this get appealed nigga)

'teens quote was kuz undercover this website is a fucking shithole
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i have nobody in this world except you
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Sticky this frog
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Don't come to the midwest I'm going to beat you all up to death stupid bitches I own you
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<…
>well, nusoishit?
>cant resist my 'cado ass?
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I fell a sleep in my job because nobaldi needed any help and my job is to be an ict support guy and nobaldi needed any help. When I woke up I had a morning boner and now I am on the rest room waiting for it to go away so any of the co-workers here wont notice
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>H-heil chuddle-
<Hey incel, not do fast!
>-Ackackackackackackackack-zoing
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I will kill you and make sure you remain dead for all of eternity, stupid little worm. You are nothing but a fable being!
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we're losing the plot
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Report coal. Sage coal. Shift+Click coal off the catty.
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Does this count as soy related? How far can I push the envelope
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Would you rather date 1 in million passing 8/10 tranny or 3/10 foid
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Can we ban incest? It's literally illegal and should fall under 1
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One Night at Hunky's Development Thread
New thread with IDs.
It will be inspired by One Night at Flumpty's, and be a sequel to Five Night's at Cobson's.
We need to flesh out the concept until we have enough to make it into an actual game.
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>~HNNNNNNNNGGGGG I CAN'T STOP POSTING THIS NIGGER IN A FURRY HAT, I'M GONNA GOON AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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>soyak is an israeli money scam
what are the political implications of this
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looks like mossad is quite active today
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HTSMs are the new soyjaks and that's why issa gem
>makes people leak (like soyjaks did)
>used to quote people (like soyjaks)
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my wife chudborean
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>favorite anime: One Peace, Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball Super
>Favorite Music: Carti, Ye, Chief Keef
Finish the list and make the ultimate nigger
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sometimes i walk into my sisters room when she isn't there and sniff her old panties and they're super big because she's a big gal and sometimes i take her clothes and imagine how her fat oily body would feel rubbing against my short ass white ass
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>trannygem is a real website
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>Yes…. Yes, they SHUT IT DOWN! THE NUSOIS FINALLY SHUT IT DOWN!! YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!
>…
>Now what?
>…
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Quote can you make an 8 image cap for whitelisted ips
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Do you like sardines?
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What's with the nonsense board descriptions? First cenus cares, some fucking thread where a guy fails, now hi - bladee :emoji:.
I don't care about your trooncord humour just make it say soy - soyjaks.
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>Hey, come over here nusoi
<What the do you want this time frogcaca
>JSID KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DO USOIFAILS REALLY?? QUOTE JUST RENAME IT TO DEADNIGGERS.PARTY!
<…
<Why are you so fucking mean all of the time
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>why yes I do need a fucking spanking
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>aaaaaand this board has officially run its course!
<agreed, what shall we do now?
>we need the IP addresses of every OP on this board…
<agreed, beginning ip logging now.
^LOGGING ALL IPs… LOGGING COMPLETE.
<it looks like most of the posters here are from india, sir.
>splendid, tracing all of the IPs gives us the same exact location, the address is 88 GOONCAVE JARTY ST Mumbai 6767
<im beginning to send in the pajeet CIA to the address, sir.
>yup! issa glowing win!
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The sharty has led into the worst possible choice: both allowing for doxing and ruining lives of random artists because they are FUCKEN EPI for making mildly suggestive (or not at all suggestive) content, and also allowing borderline pornography on their 16+ board (for pointing out of which you are accused of being a "demoralizer")
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help

my sister was wearing a short skirt and it gave me a boner
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big fokken purple aki
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dox this literal who furry i found on twitter because… just do it ok??
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>fry yourself obsessed nugget
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gemcord woke up
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>A most grievous deluge of indecency doth indeed permeate the aforementioned catalogue, a lamentable state of affairs, I daresay.
<Might I posit the notion of its cessation, perchance?
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Why is so much porn being posted
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Confession thread

Post your deepest, darkest confessions ITT. No limits, let it all out.
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>americium and californium
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jarty appreciation thread

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>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma music
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>JSID NUSOIWOMBLERS, 5 YEARS AND NO GOOD OC
>
<OYY DOCTOSS ITS FUCKING SOYPOCALYPSE TWO, THE SHARTY IS FUCKING DEAD
*3 years later*
>I kind of miss those nusoiglubbers, just turn it on already NuSoot
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I'm stimming by saying sharty related stuff so send sharty related words itt so I say them out loud over and over
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itt we post gummy shemales

Karla carillos
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So Quote and Jannies… do you see what’s going on? will you do something about it?
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hey there shemalie
>
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>remember when soyteens actually pretended to be anti-porn in principle instead of just projecting their porn addiction on everybody
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Shemmy appreciation thread

post shemmy gemmies
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>nusois suck dick and let me cum into their mouth only for it to leak out
just shut your mouth already
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Hey joons, can you ban me for a day? Just one day. Thanks I need to stay focused
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Hey nusoi. Sit on it. GEEEEEEEG
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>Alright…time to take a photo of the log…
^FLASH!
>What the fuck? Its just bait?
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today i was just walking by and
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>thread deleted within 5 seconds of posting
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>getting EPI'd at 40 and trooning out
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how the fuck do i get these cum stains out while my mom is sleeping without waking her up pls help fast
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‘jak xim
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my mom makes me wear girly lotion because i washed my hands too much and now they bleed and someone at school called me faggot yesterday
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Soymgoym, I need your help. My shithole of a country won't let me buy hrt, I'm not trans, I just want to do hrt, I JUST WANT TO OK????????. So i heard of this diy hrt, how do I get it?
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>seeing the same youtube recommendations you've seen 3 years ago
>their all like that pretty much
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>radqueer
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/soy/, look at this tower i made to reach up to the heavens, what is your opinion on it
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I never get invited to birthday but
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom

I haven't attention whored enough this week, we're doing this again.

HELP DECORATE RAPEAPE'S ROOM

RapeApe spent all of his monies trying to Gensokyo to meet Byakuren for sex or some shit! But he forgot two things…

>Gensokyo doesn't exist fucktard

>Buddhists can't goon

So he enlists the help of the world's greatest imageboard to decorate his room.

The room will be seperated into 4 quadrants for each board to contribute and enjoy. Post suggestions and pictures of shit you want to see in the room. Have fun!
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>HAHAHAHA! I GIGAQUOTED YOU! I LOOK LIKE THIS BY THE WAY, I AM THE BIG BUFF GREY MAN! SHIT NOPHONO CARES ABOUT HAHAHAHA!
<HAHAHAHA! I SOYQUOTED YOU! I LOOK LIKE THIS BY THE WAY, I AM THE BALD MAN WITH GLASSES! SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT HAHAHAHA!
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>click on that burger
>spell burger
>*brap* ya you’re a mchuman or something
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women owe me sex
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I got EPIed into like boobs and vigna
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https://theyseeyourphotos.com/
Site about how megajew companies take info from your photos. Put gigas and kirks in it
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the captcha is gay as fuck o algo
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I fucking hate soyjaks. they're ugly dumbass stupid fucking ms paint hairy asscrack strawmen made by greasy unloved nasty grimy basement residing 4chan using bad breath having mold growing creeps who harass people they don't like for not catering to their exact beliefs.
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>i just had sex and got raped
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Is there any new gigachad "oc" that isn't AI generated, anyways?
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what's a job or hustle that makes money these days? my job's getting durkadurka'd real bad
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🚫

[Content blocked: violates UK Online Safety Act s.179(2)].
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>where is your arrow?
Don't need it.
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it’s DNB hours so no one will see this
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old gigger adventure thread

>dox threads
you are an old gigger who hates dox threads on the 'log
you wish to make doxing of all sorts impossible so people will read more books
as you read through the snca book you wonder what seca you can do to achieve your goals
(i'll pick the reppeys with the most interesting plot development for this adventure thread)
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itt we post ned diggers because of dnb hours
>
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>The Tank (2025)
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Did you feel that? We just shifted timelines.
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poopson
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'coon thread post 'coons sow
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who mogs


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onions on antisemitism?
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>dude, i know how we ca-
<X-BOX LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>i play pokemon go everyday i play pokemon go
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>raping quote until xer anus bleeds
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I'm making a soyjak party themed pokemon game in pokemon essentials what should I add
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Deer thread post deer doe
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>the tranny during the first battle of the 2nd amerimutt civil war revolution after hitting someone with that dollar store .22
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God I regret liking BFDI in the first place. Why did I even watch that shitty show and its many other shitty shows that it inspired in the first place when I could've watch anything else
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what if we just ate the trannies?
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We needs Jaks for this sub genre of soyboy
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not like this doxfails..
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>Bro imagine she’s doing blowjob to you, she will “accidentally” suck your blood out of your dick till you die
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IAS
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>making sure bbc bull only has consensual sex with wife
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my brother high as fuck and blasting numa numa at 3 am what do i do
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ITT: DOX THIS EPI TRANNYJEET
https://www.youtube.com/@hagentoons/videos
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I just had sex with nophono…
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haiii guys i have made this uhhh incomprehensible woahjack thingie plz enjoy !! :333 luv from india ^_^
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>56 pph on /pol/
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Why is Soyak so cute?
>Arrow
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Anyone up for some gender reassignment ERP?
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i want richfags big white neurodivergent cock to bleach me and to feel his warm plentiful seed drip out of my slanty cunt until the only thing i can think about is his-our kids swimming inside of me
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So it was THIS FAGGOT

Bait or mental retardation, call it
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LEE GOLDSON IS DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9kSR4Jps-w
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Just realized that I only joined this place in late 2024, thought it was mid 2023
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>its always sunny
>the beach is never far
>its never cold
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Has anyone else heartbroken by trannies/fags/libtards/niggers/foids and got radicalized?
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Valve Corporation
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>getting cucked le bad ev&oe tyrone needs his reparations
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nigger spam collection thread

do you guys have nigger spam soundboards for raiding streamers?
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The Soy Wojak
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What music do soyteens listen to???
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>Nigga I’m nuts!
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NIGGEEEEER!!!
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Why are so many kids LGBT now?
They're just kids..
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>buster, we need to cook
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Is it even political to hate Israel? I fucking despise everything about them. They don't even have the genes of the ancient Jews, the Ashkikenazi faggots just larp as Hebrews and then ruin the world. I FUCKING HATE ISRAEL.
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>I am a Lennonteen.
<I am a nigger.
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does soy like this song

i found it on cd
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i just found an old video of lute on how to setup your own website and couldn't help but finishing his sentences with jarty related info like
>you can register any domainname like jakparty.soy
>you can select e-mail, vichan, whatever servers you want
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hair thread

post your haircut or hair color ITT
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>actually, it is the dastardly fucking discord troons
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https://toolsaday.com/writing/story-generator
Do it motherfucker
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I want a hapa/wasian gf so bad but I'm in Yuurope
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See somethin’ ya like nusoi? GEEEEEEEEEG
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Actual serious genuine question. What is this site's obsession with 'p? It's understandable if someone here got abused and wants revenge or whatever, otherwise I don't get why it's so prevalent on everyone's mind here. As of right now it's nonstop
"look at this diddy ahh jartyblud posting tranime EPI gook pictures on my iPad in another thread (who I'm totally not empowering by spamming doctos like a lobotomite,) doxx NOW!!".
I'm tired of seeing pedoshit, gigger bait, witch hunts etc. every third or fourth post. This is the type of shit that eventually turns vigilantes into the same faggots they hate (google differential association theory if you're a retardGOD). Once in a blue moon is fine, but it seems like it's just constantly inching towards pedophilia being a core tenant of this place like wtf why. No wonder the sharty harbors so many pedofurtroongoonerdegenwhateverthefucks at this point, you're practically inviting them to stay.
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ITT we secure the funding and innovation to build a Sharty star fleet and conquer the galaxy
(Serious thread; Start posting ideas)
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Since when did the site comeback? Haven't browsed since the .party domain went down
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>powerword: [REAL NAME]
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Has anyone else noticed a trend of soyboys performatively displaying an interest in sports to appear less childish? A couple weeks back there was a guy who made an edit of stuff he thought was cool and it was 60% kids shows and 15% sports clips and now I just saw a video of a guy showing off his house filled completely with video games and star wars merch and his tv is playing sports in the background
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Do (You) think geg will ever catch on as a laughing expression / go mainstream?
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Which one of you faggots is this?
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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cobson is burning in hell cause feraljak has better content
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ITT 'teens post what's in their refrigerators
and before you ask, yes, I am a janny
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sharty questions thread

lets say youre a 2025 or 2026 newGOD.
what questions do you have? oldfrogs will answer
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this is my new soy jack
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>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>hey nusoi it's getting kinda late
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how do you even listen to music? i can only appreciate it when i'm driving, any other time it just sounds like noise. am i autistic?
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IMPJAK'S FIRST LAW
If you make a soyjak party groupchat/server on offsite sites like Tiktok or Discord, it will eventually be infested with pedophiles.
IMPJAK'S SECOND LAW
A troon has been either groomed, or is grooming. Sometimes, it is both.
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dnb hours
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OH NO NO NO NO NO WOJACK TWITTERGLUBBERS, WHAT IS THIS?!
og thread on front page of /int/ get in NQQQQQWWWW
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Is glorb Aryqn?

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Let people enjoy things.
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you only have one life and you spend it on the sharty. nusois. what are we doing
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>Let people enjoy things.
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Trans rights
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He's actually drinking poop here, the Swede literally told me
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i remember there being a self-hating kike at my school that always made "gas the jews" joke, he was surprisingly even more chuddy outside of that
maybe partial kike death is needed instead
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>You will…never be a woman.
<AAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!
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>some british idiot
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SNITCH ABSOLUTELY ACKED!!!

WE GOT XHER! NQTHING IS BEYQNG QUR REACH!!!

Xhe's had it easy for too long. She's getting interviews and scholarships while being a degenerate goonclown-esque freak on the side.

Help us with teaching her a lesson to not be a pedophile o algo.

DOX
Name: Marleyna Stanfield
DOB: August 26, 2009
Addy: 713 Hillside Dr, Bethalto IL 62010
School: Civic Memorial High School
Club: Boys & Girls Club of Bethalto

PREVIOUS THREAD: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14976217.html

THIS THREAD IS A CONTINUATION OF THAT THREAD!!!

'APE, 'OX, 'ILL!
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How the hell are you supposed to solve these stupid fucking capchas? I’m clicking on babyjak and spelling Babyjak and this shit isn’t working.

What is the idea? Make the captcha so retarded that AI can’t solve it while simultaneously making newfags “lurk moar”?
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just delete all the other boards besides soy and qa. nophono uses them and all of those topics get posted to soy anyway.
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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the Snarky poopy
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



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Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

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