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>>14989175 (OP)I once saw one of my friends in kindergarten take a hot steamy shit on the rug. They had to call his mom to pick it up.
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i once waited for a man to come out of his house at night, unarmed
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Last night, I peed on my mom when she was sleeping
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i cut off the head of my penis with scissors when i was 4. To this day its a stump with no sensation at the tip and i cant masturbate or cum
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I just farted. im trans btw
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>>14989175 (OP)I buy scratch cards
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>>14989208nigga how do you come up with this shit
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I saw a sheboon piss and shit on the street
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I samefag and bump my own threads all the time
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datamining thread dni
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I shit myself once and nobody knew
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>>14989229sure (only if youre 18+ doe im not a diddyblud)
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anyway when i was 15 i had sex with this 15 year old bihh then she accused me of raping her (not true) which was kinda annoying
age of consent in poland is 15 so dont worry about legality but yea
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I jerked off in the same room as someone but they didn't know due to being asleep and I was a retarded horny teenager at the time and I really really really regret it
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>>14989311This is why I’m a virgin I don’t want no case I don’t wanna rape
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>>14989341just dont sleep with a girl who would accuse you of rape
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i suck bbcs daily
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I chew penises that are covered in shit
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gempassers what is this
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>>14989361evandoe rape is hot
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I posted every day on jakparty.soy when it was up
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up
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geg
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I jerked off to femboy porn
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>>14991430everybaldi has done this
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>>14989361and this is why hes a virgin
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>>14991430inb4 banned for faggotry
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>>14991608I meant playerbase not serverbase oops
Anyways the server eventually shut down due to lack of players, I don’t think I had anything to do with it directly but I imagine my constant griefing and lavacasting whenever everyone was offline lead to people losing interest even if the admins could just rollback
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i randomly remembered this and im feeling pretty guilty about it so i hope this makes me feel better
i live in AZ and i hunt and one time as i was exploring the vast and empty desert i spotted what looked like a GIANT coyote and i shot at it
only a few years later i think back at it and realize i may have shot at a mexican wolf which is a seriously endangered species
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>>14989175 (OP)When I was seven my female cousin came over and when she fell asleep my older brother told me to pull off her pants, I felt fucking disgusted and ashamed but at least it led to me hating troons for being pedos
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I cant shart, it either a normal fart or just a regula log
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>>14989175 (OP)Kissed a gay dude and leaked it to my whole school on purpose for attention
100% straight btw, another part of the reason I did it was because I wanted to be friends with girls because I had no real male friends, or at least felt like I didn't even tho I did… Weird autistic status obsessed faggot shit.
No arrow because this is literally me whenever I think about it
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>>14993716You have to act like a full on fag for that to work, most people who are truly gay are usually the most uncomfortable showing it off, personally I don't get why people think they should do it, it makes you look bad as well as people who just like dudes. Then again it's also the troons fault so ehh
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>>14993735I shouldn't have even wanted companionship with women in the first place. I did a lot of clownshit in high school because I was a socially awkward loser who wanted to be friends with "the cool kids" and whatnot. I only made myself into more and more of a loser until I did this last thing, which made me finally learn my lesson.
