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 14976254[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>14976413>>14976684>>14976860

Imagine if you were given this decision:
There is a chamber that exists outside of space and time. No matter how much time you spend in the chamber, once you leave it no time will have passed at all.
In the chamber, you can press a button and it will summon an unconscious nigger into the room. Your job is to eat the nigger from head to toe, until only bone remains. Once you have eaten the nigger completely, you can press the button again to summon another nigger.
You can spend as much time as you want in this chamber, and no time will pass in the real world. But you only have one chance to enter this chamber, and once you leave it you cannot re-enter it.
How long would you spend in the chamber, and how many niggers would you eat?

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door loud feather square

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up

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up I need to know

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nigga

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>>14976254 (OP)
nobody eats niggers

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I probably should have clarified in the question that every nigger you summon into the chamber is a nigger from somewhere in the world.
So for every nigger you eat, there is one less nigger on earth.

 14976474[Quote]>>14976554

can the button summon a female nigger

 14976488[Quote]>>14976543

Do the bones vanish? Or do they remain and you end up having a room full of niggerskeletons?

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>can the button summon a female nigger
WAIT THIS I NEED TO KNOW

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>>14976488
The bones vanish yes

 14976554[Quote]>>14976568

>>14976474
The nigger summoned is completely random, so it might be a female nigger, it might not be.

 14976568[Quote]>>14976578

>>14976554
spam the button until I get a.soyniqua then rape her

 14976571[Quote]>>14976592

can I cook the nigger, also I dont want to eat his guts and bbc though

 14976578[Quote]>>14976622>>14976624

>>14976568
evendoe you can't just spam the button you have to eat the nigger in front of you before you can summon another one

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>>14976571
no, you have no tools or objects in the room to help you, you're naked and you have to eat the nigger with your bare hands

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Niggers are full of grease and carcinogens, hard pass.

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>>14976602
but if you spend 3 million years eating all the niggers on earth then there wouldn't be any niggers anymore
it'd taste bad and you'd be unhealthy but you'd be making a noble sacrifice for the white race

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>>14976578
push the niggers out of the chamber instead of eating them

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>>14976578
why not just throw the nigger out of the chamber into the abyss

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>>14976619
and you'd probably go insane from being isolated that long eating raw human flesh geg

 14976643[Quote]>>14976656

>>14976624
>>14976622
the chamber is an enclosed room with no doors or windows, there's nowhere to push the nigger out of

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>>14976643
compress the niggers into small meat blocks and stacking them

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>>14976592
Bring in some acid and dissolve the niggers

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>>14976658
Again, you can't bring any objects into the room

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>>14976665
use stomach acid

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>>14976254 (OP)
>feeding the niggers to your wife until you have a fat wife

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>>14976666
you can only summon another nigger if you EAT the nigger which means digesting it inside your body not outside your body

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>>14976684
yes you could do this if you had your wife go in the chamber

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>>14976713
gemmy, but i don't have a wife

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Where do I poop the niggers out

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>>14976713
could i feed the male niggers the female nigger?

 14976783[Quote]>>14976802

>>14976733
No, that's a disqualification. You need to eat the entire nigger yourself. In any case, the niggers are unconscious so doing that would be rather difficult.

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>>14976727
Your poop just magically vanishes OK chud

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>>14976727
actually your poop gets teleported to where the nigger you ate was in real life before it was teleported into the chamber geg

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>>14976783
that's retarded. i would just press the button and then leave the room so the nigger is trapped

 14976804[Quote]>>14976829

do i get to be a woman in the chamber?

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>>14976802
if you fail to eat the nigger it just gets put back where it was with no memory of being in the chamber

 14976828[Quote]>>14976831

>>14976821
i don't care. nobody eats niggers except niggers

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>>14976804
no you tranny faggot you're put in the chamber exactly as you are right now

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 14976855[Quote]>>14976868

Press the button and eat niggers until I get a blak SISA and rape her then take her out as my wife

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>>14976254 (OP)
how did you came up with this retarded question?

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>>14976855
you can't take a nigger out of the chamber doe, you'd have to somehow find her in real life afterwards
also she'd have no memory of the chamber or of being raped because she was heckin unconscious

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>>14976868
mind you after you leave the chamber she'd be transported back to where she was, so she could be somewhere in lesotho or france or argentina for all you know

 14976879[Quote]>>14976888>>14976896

Press the button once, if it's a female nigger above 18 rape her, if it's anything else leave

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>WHERE ARE THE NIGGERS I NEED TO EAT A NIGGER THE BUTTON ISN'T WORKING WHERE ARE THE NIGGERS WHERE ARE THE NIGGERS
<Congratulations my child, you have committed TN-ACCKKKK
>ME EAT HUMAN ME EAT HUMAN NIGGER EAT HUMAN

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>>14976879
isn't raping an unconscious woman difficult though? xher vagina is contracted or something

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>>14976896
no retard people rape unconscious women all the time that's why people use roofies

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 14976955[Quote]>>14977002

Wait so will you get kuru and other cannibal health complications while doing the nigger eating challenge or are you immune to it Is the only insanity you can get from being in an empty room and forced to eat niggers? Will I remember everything? Will changes that happen to my body stay even when I exit?

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>>14976955
you will be immune to any health complications yes, and you'll survive indefinitely in the room without food or water, and you won't age
you will remember everything, but changes to your body won't stay when you exit. you'll be back in your normal clothes in the exact same condition you were the second before you entered the chamber

 14977053[Quote]>>14977063

can you get full in the room?

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Can you or can you not use the hand of the nigger you summoned to give you a handjob? im trans btw

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>>14977090
yes you can

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what if you don't eat the nigger but y9u push the button, what happens?

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>>14977090
It's… Sentient….

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>>14977100
Nothing.

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I'd eat a ton of niggers until I hit a button and a SISA nigger pops out and then I rape her for 1000 years until I get bored and summon another nigger

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I wouldn't eat a nigger because thats cruel

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>I wouldn't eat a nigger because thats cruel

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i wouln't eat a nigger, because that would be nasty

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I would bring a woman with me and feed her all the niggers until she gets really fat

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bro what kinda question is this

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>>14977183
tsmt. she will be sisa

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I would eat 999999999999999999999999999999999999 niggers award

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You would eat 999999999999999999999999999999999999 niggers award

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>>14977183
>>14977209
Why are all shartyniggers fat fetishists

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>>14977256
I got epi'd and shiet mayne



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