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THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS SOYCIAL EXPERIMENT

EVERYONE WHO USED THE NAMES FIELD WILL BE PERMABANNED FOR "Faggot"

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CLEANSING!
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you are a cuckold if you want to get married

every woman is a whore
every woman is a cheating whore
your children will never be biologically yours
you will raise and financially support someone else's child like a cuckold

you will commit goonhitler suicide TWP cuckdeath because every woman is a 5g tower that emits misery.
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What is the correlation between the namefield being turned on and /soy/ instantly filling with random autism that died anywhere from 1 to 2 years ago
No rules changed
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>mfw i use /soy/ for all my snca experiments
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Gigachad thread, only gigachads allowed
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we all love microvariant
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can nameGOD on /soy/ award
seriously though why mustard?
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would you rather


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>hate NAS
>post gigas and frogs
nigga just come to /qa/ atp
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what the fuck was the point of that geg
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it's over. nu/qa/cuckas lost as usual
<MY LE HECKIN SNCA AUTISMSLOP BTFOS YOU HUSKY /SOY/ LOSERS
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BUNKER THREAD

We're having a party, and >>>/qa/ is not invited! or something
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cool

its an interesting place to say the least…
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unironically fucking delete this shit site
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i love ss13 and rust and trans rights and touhou
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>executing jewish libtards point blank in the head with a 9mm groyper
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'OX THIS ACTUAL PEDO SNITCHNIGGER NOOOOOWWWWWW

'teens we need to 'ox this pedo quickly. xe not only posts absolute antimatter 'p and uses the pedo spirals, but now xe is alerting our other pedo targets

'OX NOOOOWWWWW

Possibly somewhere in Madison County, Illinois, United States of America (Snopes? https://tagmap.io/user/22517/hibiscux64), also xer pronouns.cc has UTC-6 timezone which matches

https://web.archive.org/web/20230321091503/https://soundcloud.com/marleyna-roxx

steam: id/itsabigworldafterall
reddit: u/hibiscux064
telegram: itsabigworldafterall
instagram: hibiscux064
shitter: hibiscux064
cashapp: dammmarchy
'cord: hibiscux64
pawoo.net: hibiscux064@oddballs.online
snapchat: hibiscux64 (Name: Charlie)
kik: hibiscux

https://inkbunny.net/ItsABigWorldAfterAll
https://itsabigworldafterall.straw.page/
https://pronouns.cc/@ItsABigWorldAfterAll
https://steamcommunity.com/id/itsabigworldafterall
https://www.f-list.net/c/sprinkles%20the%20kd
https://www.reddit.com/user/hibiscux064/
https://radhavenalpha.straw.page/
https://www.deviantart.com/hibiscux064
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posting my 'jaks in this thread because namefagging is allowed now for some reason
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Reading homestuck makes me feel like a real woman
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ID thread, Operation Janie-ACK 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slzT-X00-4M (Latest video)
ITT we raid this tranny for a second time.
>Who?
<JANIE! UwU
>Why?
He is an annoying tranny who promotes his ideology to other cacas.
>What do we do?
Gem up his comments again, do not dox, he is in his mid-teens.

This is my first raid thread, I don't know how to end this explanation, just go, please?
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ITT all namerolls are sentient, how could you tell?
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since the namefield is readded should i be here more often?
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let's play ss13 and jack off
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What are your fetishes?
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gensokyo won
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>NAS allowed on /soy/
>/qa/ bait
>namefields allowed on /soy/
>/qa/ bait
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shiwi mogs
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i jerk off to porn
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come to /qa/ some time you might like it
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I can't wait for white people to go extinct
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Hello Sharty, im trans btw
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I loooooooove taking huge sweaty bbc
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grok turned gigaboy into gigafrog
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There is nothing wrong with being trans
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FUCK MUSTARD
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JSID
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make >>>/giga5/ the main board, soyjaks are a dead meme, gigas won., how could you tell?
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i wish i wasn't poor so i could afford bottom surgery and become a real man
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>white extinction good because there will be no belgians
>decolonization good because it made belgians poorer
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name fields???
/soy/ has been weird the past few days.
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yo niggas im back
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welp we can now namefag on the sharty? thanks i guess quote?
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unfortunately i'd say kuz won
>
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read some homestuck bros trust me its good
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my friends tell me i need to stop watching porn
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25 hour long bbc gooning sessions in the qacord
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Hey guys its me quote ask me anything
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/fpe/

/fpe/
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i'm bored put on SS13 and terrible mouse and jerk off
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why are namefields enabled
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we clop to fpe and mlp gemmies, no lees allowed in the qacord
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anybody else wanna goon on the qacord
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EVERYONE THE >>>/qa/ TRANNIES ARE SPAMMING THEIR NAS SHIT AGAIN NECROBUMP ALL THE GEMMY THREADS THAT YOU CAN
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>hihihihihihi I'm turning soy into qa2 by allowing namefagging and porn because Israel paid me 100£ and monthly supply of HRT
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>your body doesn't crave chocolate
>your body craves bbc
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I think it’s for the best that the irc be shut down
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qa.party

fuggen jerdee
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squeak
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JSID
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You're all just like me. And who am i? Well,
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I hate the fuggen jerdee
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>BBC? Yes I love BlackBoyClitties, let those BWC coonboy beatdowns sissyhypnos begin
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gegg, so far 2026 is bringing aryan gemmies
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this site is turning to shit, how could you tell?
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>snca theory about snca media: are the bad guys actually the good guys?!?!?
>part 1 of 16
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Good idea
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My name is not important
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>NAS gets allowed for 1 hour
>namefields get added
Yup, Quote and xis cabal are trying to turn >>>/soy/ into a nu- >>>/qa/ JSID
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hello barneyfags it's me lee goldson, hop on the overwatchcord and we'll goon together to feet, doom speedrun video is required on entry.
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>gooning to 'cado
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>NAMEFIELD ON /SOY/
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Yes, I want to kill the entire janny team, how could you tell?
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>namefield
you might as well just shut it down atp
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>namefield added
>troons immediately start namefagging
JSID, how could you tell?
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Jartycuck ahh ideology
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>React.js
>Electron
>TypeScript
<Native C++ app
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school is starting again how yall been /soy/?
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why is there a name field
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what did you eat for breakfast /soy/?
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pragmatic thinking sure as fuck wont solve whatevers going on in that one thread
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Why are they doing experiments/changes every day now? Yesterday it was NAS unban, now it's namefield. What next?
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Pepe the Frog

Pepe the Frog
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someone tripfag accidentally and reveal their medialit status
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Hello I am the new namefag and this is my autismslop
Love from Lesotho❤️❤️❤️
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im tired /soy/ its been a long day. anything interesting happen lately?
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wtf is this
>
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Hello
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hello nu-nu-qa
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Worst 'log in a long time.
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type "The Duke of OOK" in the name field for a surprise nusoicacas
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Gem up this log
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Do you think Pepe the Frog came from another planet
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Thinking of doing a factory reset to clear out any bloat and other unpleasant things that may have found their way onto my laptop over the years. Is there anything I should back up on a USB stick?
Other than my jak folder and gimp projects, or course
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I just woke up
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QUOTE, YOU NIGGER, WHY DID YOU OPEN THE NAME FIELD ON >>>/soy/ YOU FUCKING NIGGER, I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU WITH MY BARE BIG WHITE COCK.
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somephono please bait me, I'm apathetic and I just want to feel something
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>goon to soytan, goon to vlodette, goon to every single femjak all day long nonstop until my dick dissolves
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fuck this shit website
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>alternate history scenario
>what if Hitler had a BBC
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I wake up and first thing i see is this >>14967967
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>Black boy clitty
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>NOOOOOUUUUUU THE WEST IS OVER!!! S-STOP SUCKING ON DAT BBC OR YOU'LL MUDDY YOUR EUROPEAN ANCESTRY
do nupolcacas really? who gives a shit that some trashy bimbo, who doesn't even know what a 'europe' is, is sleeping with nogs? when the time comes, these whores will be raped and locked into breeding factories anyway, when the rape stage of our crumbling civilisation begins
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Why all American cartoons are cheaply made unfunny consumer slop garbage? Spongebob for example is fucking retarded, it raised a generation of complete retards faggots and trannies and is worse than gta in terms of early retardation introduction
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Can we just delete all boards with pph higher than 50 to make dnb boards more popular
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KKKLAN WEBSITE
KKKGQD owned website, BLM lost BBC lost racemixing lost niggers lost kikes lost faggots lost trannies lost
white aryan KKKGQDS won TND 1488
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should i sell my $1500 gaming pc for $2000

some dude offered to buy it from me and i dont play games much
well i still do but i plan on buying a modded xbox 360 and thatll be my gaming rig
im getting old
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The Soyboy is only a normgroid performing a poor imitation of the Neckbeard.
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repost to help me build my steam engine

ignore for total troon life
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>Execution of race traitors
>BWC correction for Asian women
>Direct pillow asphyxiation for Newborn NB's
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another late night spooky thread

general scary/creepy/horror discussion
>scary stories
>scary photos/videos
revive /x/ my niggas
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>SAVE TF2!!!
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Good morning
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Daddy came daddy came with no help o algo
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Adult Swim if it was the sharty

>Aqua Soyteen Hunger Force
>Jakking Friends
>Soyjak (2021)
>Haha, You Chuds
>Cobson Renegade Gemerald
>American Gigachad
>12 oz. Frog
>Family Guy
>The HTSM Show
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Am I an egg? Should my egg crack?
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Yup it’s dnb hours
Might as well wait for the ameriGODS to wake up
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Calling a teenager during puberty a woman or a man is like calling a fetus a child
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which would you rather be


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should i buy it


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Good morning aryanhours
Good night amerimutts
>or arrow
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cia data survey(wholesome)

How much do you weigh
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Is there such a thing as too vlodpilled?
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>I do utter these words as they are from my brilliant lexicon, I absolutely do appear as such since the luxurious and full-bodied appearance is one of my own visage.
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Goodnight, obsessed euromutts
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No comment
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Does anyone know if there's a full version of the Gigachad 'I chew penises that are covered in shit' song out there?
>
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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The moonlight in your eyes tells me
It'll be okay
When you're beside me
The world fades away
Why couldn't it always be this way
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why is cirrus a nameroll? isn't that the name of a graphics card one can select for a kvm virtual machine?
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>the constipation says we have to defend israel’s right to exist
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I feel like making OC but I'm strapped for ideas, what kind of soyful OC should I make?
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Do you guys like this Skinnycadojak?
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how do amerimutts aford eating fast food everyday, cooking home cooked meals with stuff like potatoes and chicken is much cheaper than buying mcgoyslop's. Like first dish, second dish and a drink at McDonald's would cost like $30 while rice with chicken and a soup and ice tea would cost like $10 and you'd have a ton of food to eat later in a day.
>
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new soyjack

gemsjak ias?
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>why don't you want to see washed up whores at the strip club
>are you gay or something
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i have a structured settlement and i need cash now
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don't mind me, just sliding down the 'log
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>no one's going to find our colony jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej
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>insert long drawn out story about a homoerotic relationship with an acquaintance
>insert extremely obscene question asking if ducks really can fly
>insert racial cuckholding fantasy and why colored dick wars is sharty culture
>insert thread asking a question for Google
>insert ramblings and inner monologue shitposts that should really be kept to themselves
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its just getting gemmy
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>the execution of a Alex Petti raped me
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Hello. How are you? I am under the water. Please help me, there's too much raining wobobobobob
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me fondling @quote's ballsack
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>Literal porn on the log
>Shitty bait to the max
>Neutralpliers
>No soyquoting or gigas

Ah yes, it's mutt hours all right
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How are you celebrating 'tralia day austeens?
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>renewable BBC
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the sharty is KLAN culture and oreos
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>soylent for dinner
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Sometimes miracles are just good people with kind hearts who God sends into your life. 0x01
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make 67 allowed NAS
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>Homoerotic faggotry
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Quote, just shut it down
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>MUH HECKING WHOLESOME BROWNS OR SOMETHING DONT SHOOT ME IM JUST A HECKIN PROTEST-ACK
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>What do I even say, nusoi? You can't teach an old dog new tricks
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kidnapping niggers and turning them into pepperoni in your basement
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yesphono data test at denver airport
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>I bribed the ICE officer with a nintendo switch so he wont deport my bull to Ghana and he declined. Is it over?
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is nophono coming for us?
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McAfee told me i got a virus from going to site but I scanned my PC with Windows Defender and it said I am fine am I ok?
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Windows 11 is the indoaryan invention
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>there is no reliable evidence confirming netanyahu is trans
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piggery tour

what should i build next
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Should I kill myself?
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we should psyop the internet into becoming gemmy
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>We are all really just talking, thinking, hairless apes made out of stardust, living on a spinning ball.
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Why are humancacas like this?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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>when the bull is neurodivergent
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OEKAKI/TEGAKI/JSPAINT THREAD

ITT: we use the sharty's art plugins to make chicken scratch gems and shieeeet
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you have no reason to look for the body of your dead relative, you won't bring him back
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>why are the sois anti-‘o and don’t goon to ‘entai
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my girlfriend squirted on my dick

then i remembered she was trans
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/soy/ saving nusoijak
cupjak won.
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>Scientists disagree on whether
>Historians dispute
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>alex pretti and renee good were clumps of cells made from stardust, and that's beautiful
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>24 male healthy. I lost an online argument today and got super angry. About 10 seconds later I just randomly ejaculated.
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I love this good website
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How do I make my own style (eg yotsuba b, glow, spooky, ect)
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>I am a pedophile
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another day another diaper
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>Trans nazi here AMA
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ANDREW VISSER IS LIVE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Andrew_Visser
andrew visser is streaming right now
be nice to him he is aryan and actually likes us
his friend ares is there too
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/soy/ please help me with tech support because I’m a SLF who refuses to grok it

I have an external hard drive, and whenever I plug it into my Comphono it doesn’t use the drive letter I last assigned it to and just shows it as ‘Local Disk (X:)’ in My Computer and doesn’t let me open it. I circumvent this temporarily by assigning a new letter in disk management but obviously that’s just a temporary solution. Any way to fix this and/or get rid of the useless the ‘Local Disk’ entries?
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RIP tho
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Guys…. is this true….
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whats your favorite porn?
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painted in rust
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bring back rule 8 do not call jiren weak
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>falling in love with the idea of a person and not the person they really are
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ugly ahh diddy blud

who is this nigga mane?!? I've held xim hostage for months in my folder though
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Hello soy teens
What is ""Nuswa" supose to mean?? I Need best help! Thank yoh! or something
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I feel like pinning everything on da coooord and having a fantasy that it's "hostile off-siters" unrelated to sharty who are shitting the sharty and doing the things that No True Soysman would done is just cope who those who can't accept that sharty userbase is not as heckin wholesome as one could think

In reality, sharty & communities like it are where failtrolls originate in the first place. There is no other community that has so many namefags turning out to be members of pedophilic 'dist discords at that high rate. The sharty itself is, essentially, a light version of SF/'dists/other failtroll communities, focusing very much on overt racism and "trolling" that involves trying to harass random people as much as possible for sadistic pleasure. No wonder people who are like this later join even more disgusting communities.
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Post EVERY 'cado video and image here, and I mean EVERY VIDEO
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What am I supposed to do if there's no gabagool?
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hello basedonionparty users im a fellow hecking based soyboywopenisjaker just like you do you like my soyboy drawing :)?
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quote got mad and showed us a test of what would happen if he actually shut it down, once the page stopped working, i started getting desperate… i pressed f5.. f5 AGAIN AND AGAIN AND IT DIDNT WORK, i couldnt see what everyone was posting… it was all frozen in time… i thought it was over and i was ready to end it all right there but then… the servers started working again and i could see 'teens posting shit…
>niggerspace
i almost ended my life tonight and it was all your fault quote… you are a monster…
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>porn but the man is white
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Need this for a peer-reviewed citation because the last one was lost. Do (You) support the Gradingcaust?
>arrow
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Continue gangstalking me if youre a trans pedophile
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>media pending gigaquote approval
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say the line toejak
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this 5 minutes of down time brought to you by:
GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP NIGGA YOU GOT SHIT TO DO TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!
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I love phoneposting and nophono can stop me o algo
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>Frogposting on the sharty because you recognize the need for harsh, yet constructive criticism
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>Hey, Doctor Fauci, what's it like in San Francisco?
>I'm a thrembillion miles away, but xista, tonight, you look so SISA
>Yes, you do
>SoyBooru can't shine as bright as you
>I swear it's a TRVKE
>Hey, Doctor Fauci, don't you worry about the catty
>I'm right there if it gets brimmy, give this thread another reppey
>Bump the gems
>All these nu/qa/fags, they're the problems
>I'm by your side
>Oh, I love taking vaccines
>Oh, I love to eat the bugs
>Oh, I love to drink the soy
>Oh, I trust the soyence
>I trust the soyence
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>question marks being filtered to exclamation marks for no reason
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YOU

Give me your best gigachad impression itt https://vocaroo.com/. I need it for a project
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my son is drawing these things how do i stop him from going down the alt right path
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if the pph falls to less than 1000 i want rapeson to rape all of you in minecraft
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>https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/92852657/
Gapejak birthday in 3 days
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Object Show fans this is your mindset, how could you tell!
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ITT we act like bvlls
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>When the media is pending approval
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>shutting the website down because nusois figured out the question mark to exclamation mark filter
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>soyjak.st a few minutes ago
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>Youtube
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>using https://www.cucklinux.com/
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Is Cobblestone a good admin?
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>becoming a nazi because of the cool symbols and designs
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zap faggots to death with lightning bolts
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We’re back
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Quite honestly, my vocal characteristics and lexicon are incredibly similar to said subject matter, it is worthwhile to also share that my figure and incredibly handsome stature are also indistinguishable.

>Likewise Nathaniel, Upon viewing said material the differences found are nil and elevate your keen, well kept appearance


get the fuck away from me you fucking nigger
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How do I make this not shit (I'm not trying to make a nuvariant i'm just practicing my jaking skills)
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Surname! Surname! Surname!
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We're back online
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>supper for breakfast at 8:00 AM
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>
Why do you still use Windows 11?
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the faggot who was grooming me and trying to get me to troon out got mad that I think white replacement is a thing and don't want infinity indians to rape everybody, and now I miss being groomed
Do I kill myself yet?
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom

Help decorate this poor 'jeet's bedroom
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new 'toss
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geg
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Why are you, as a woman, using the sharty instead of having sex with any guy you want?
R: 1 / I: 0
>Raping quote until his anus bleeds
R: 1 / I: 1
>got yours yet?
R: 0 / I: 0
I love chewing my dried nose blood when i pick my nose
R: 4 / I: 1
>turkey tom
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 19 / I: 8
in giga lore is this nobaldi or just baldi
R: 0 / I: 0
W SPEED
R: 4 / I: 2
how are you right now nusoi!
R: 5 / I: 3
i genuinely believe 80% of giggers are <16
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CMV
R: 15 / I: 5
i sucked my friends dick for a red bull should i feel bad
R: 9 / I: 0
>Because this board nowadays is like 50% sharty colony, 49% /trash/ refugees and like 1% actual Pokemon fans who actually want to discuss Pokemon.
R: 5 / I: 3
I will find quote and murder him
R: 2 / I: 0
ITT:we shit on pedos using le ai
>kys obsessed bamboula
R: 538 / I: 122

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 2 / I: 0
Is this guy IAS!
>arrow
R: 42 / I: 21
raid this My hero academia rps application doc, they had a clitty leak last time we did this
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1KL5M-8KDCZHOlrSVOSWOpUR14r2yAnp2Yutpmep0T1Q/edit
R: 4 / I: 2
>i’m the cobbert janny that reviews all your media ama
R: 193 / I: 26

ITT we artificially inflate /soy/'s PPH by schizoposting o algo

-DOWN WITH THE QDL! THE ADMINISTRATION IS COMPROMISED AND MUST ABDICATE OR HAVE MAJOR REORGANIZATION IMMEDIATELY! THE 'KI IS COMPROMISED! THE SHARTY IS COMPROMISED! WE MUST PROTEST! WE MUST RIOT! WE MUST REVOLT! RISE UP SOYIM RISE UP!-
R: 203 / I: 82
retarded foid here AMA
R: 7 / I: 0
Mustard can you please answer my discord message pls! I've been waiting for so long.
R: 8 / I: 0
It's past your bedtime…
R: 6 / I: 3
>reddit history memes
R: 24 / I: 5
I cut myself today because I'm a femcel and then my boyfriend kissed my cut marks award
R: 0 / I: 0
>believing it's always christmas for some reason and if anyone says it's not then whining to your mom
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 4 / I: 4
>qeklidnliqjpi;oj3qojf;oj243o;mf;olwem qk;v, 2elmf'le2mf'pm2e
R: 256 / I: 176
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 39 / I: 17
Guess which TROONSLAHP character I'm making a 'toss of
R: 2 / I: 1
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R: 14 / I: 5
lost super giga world footage has been found
R: 13 / I: 1
>its da fuggen jardees fault why my favorite Christen singer youtuber got shot On June 10, 2016 while leaving Orlando's Live Plaza Theater at around 10:24 pm
R: 3 / I: 0
>and den I posted femboy thighs and hrt pills and blamed it on duh soycucks
R: 3 / I: 1
-.- ..- / … .- . / -. - - …. .. -. –.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 0
Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
R: 5 / I: 1
I caught my rabbi looking at gemboy porn on his phone during a service today
R: 5 / I: 8
GOONHITLER GENERAL
R: 7 / I: 0
My little sister is watching mlp, what should I do to discipline her so she understands never to look upon this vantablak antimatter (((hasbro))) has produced out of the anal cavity of the biggest, darkest, brappiest, pedophilic, citizen of Lesotho?
R: 4 / I: 2
its da fuggen jardees fault why my favorite Christen singer youtuber got shot On June 10, 2016 while leaving Orlando's Live Plaza Theater at around 10:24 pm
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>content hidden
R: 3 / I: 2
>ITZ DA FUGGEN JARDEES FAULT WHY WYPIPO CANT BREED TND NOW!!!!
R: 15 / I: 3
Toss
R: 0 / I: 0
Why is my coinslot pink like bubble gum
R: 1 / I: 0
>posting restricted threads from unapproved ip so you can't see the replies
R: 0 / I: 0
>1 Gen Z girl vs 20 ZOGbots
R: 3 / I: 1
What are your fetishes?
R: 37 / I: 8

Discord poll, lets see how much of you nusois are cordpeedoughs and oreos and oreos oreos oreos im trans btw
R: 0 / I: 0
>science
>nintendo
>marvel
R: 1 / I: 0
>>14966666
R: 3 / I: 0
I got bored in the shower and shaved my left leg because it felt good and now i have to wear long pants all the time cuz my parents will think im homo
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 1
>>14964672
Dude this is so fucking cool. The way you posted this shit without any remorse is so fucking cool. Youre a genuine badass holy shit
R: 0 / I: 0
YE HECKIN' VVON
R: 1 / I: 0
is la noire kino?
R: 6 / I: 1
>stranger things finale wasn't real bro
>the real finale coming soon bro
R: 1663 / I: 382

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 428 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 431 / I: 175

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 376 / I: 61

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
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Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
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NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 784 / I: 91
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 532 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 297 / I: 69
the Snarky poopy
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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