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give me soys to jak
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Damn it's so over. End of month. Pay is only next week and I only have 25€. I really shouldn't had moved away from parents. What do you recommend 'teens?
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Question

What does 'ITT' mean? I'm new here.
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My life is a fucking parody and my subconscious thinks of death everyday.
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I WUV ts zilly wojacks! :3 they are just SO- EEEEK! >_< im just such a silly goober teehee~
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i just want to fucking rape him holy fuck he is so submissive and defenseless my god i want to smoosh him to death i cant even uh-
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ITT WE 'OX THIS TROON REBECCA LORAN NOTABLE FOR THIS VIDEO WHEN XHE SPERGED OUT AT XER DAD
https://youtu.be/VeIB3WO_7u8?si=uvv7-irCC5gEV5cH
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>baldi's basics
<fpe
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Give me a 'jak and I will edit it to your liking o algx (be patient because I transhearth wasting time on snca details)
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>being a manwhore is le bad mkay?
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I won't date anyone under 55 years old
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How did (you) find out about this site?
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Does anyone know what this song is? I've had it on my computer for a while and I can't seem to find it's original name

https://voca.ro/18wshSESmzn7
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>gigaquoting every soyquote
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can we bring /bp/ back and rename it to /anthro/ it was and still is the only good board on this site
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Some nuts are immune to human digestion system, so you would make nutty poopies if you eat them
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haiiiiii :3 i love this site filled with very funny soyboy wojacks and dumb niggers dying LOL
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Test


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>feds killing more white people while deportations of browns and blacks are below obama levels
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>your taste in music sucks
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I took a pill in Ibiza
To show Avicii I was cool
And when I finally got sober, felt 10 years older
But fuck it, it was something to do
I'm living out in LA
I drive a sports car just to prove
I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars
And I spend it on girls and shoes
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>buying an authentic chagall painting at an auction and immediately covering it in nigger poop
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>You VVILL eat ze bugz!
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>saying nobaldi instead of "nobody" and everyphono instead of "everyone" in real life
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RTL (Rate the Log) 25/1/2026


=+You will not discuss what happened earlier in the day.+=
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After what happened today Pinkie Pie should officially be considered sharty kultur
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>promoting racemixing
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This is a Mexican website
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nu 'toss
>chevron
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Imp thread
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So joyful
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this site is utterly filled with 'tok immigrants now JSIDA
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>murdering a sharty dox target irl while wearing a cobson mask so that news outlets dub you the "Cobson Killer"
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ITT we describe soyjak variants with seven words (without naming them) and other 'teens have to guess which variant
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Kogama thread

ITT we discuss kogama since lox is banned
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what should I write around my asshole?
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ICE

ITT: we post ICE gems

>Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
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BLOODY MORON TAKING THE MICK OUT OF ME AND IM NOT HAVING IT, DOX THIS MORON WHO GOES BY "DIEMARCHIVE". THEY MAKE TROONSLOP ANIMATIONS WITH MUH HECKIN ROTOSCOPING AND THINK SAFE EDGY HUMOUR SEEMS TO BE FUNNY, I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM THEY ARE BLOODY MOCKING IT AND THEY ARE TAKING THE MIIIIIIIIICKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/@DIEMARCHIVE
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/04B--h5WFhg
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poop and chuds dying
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>metal gear solid
boomerslop
>mgs sons of liberty
soylennialslop
>mgs snake eater
soylennialslop
>mgs portable ops
snca
>mgs guns of the patriots
boring
>mgs peace walker
boring
>metal gear rising
reddit game
>ground zeroes
zoomerslop
>the phantom pain
zoomerslop
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Whats the original source of this clip
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>smiling poop
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can someone finally tell me the full story behind pic rel, or are THEY gonna ban me
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NEUTRALPLIER WAS REAL?
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Total and utter nigger death.
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>buying 258 bananas and giving 140 of them to monkeys and then asking a bunch of 9 years old how much bananas i have now through a book because i suddenly lost my ability to count
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>Uploading legal content while promoting nothing, advertising nothing, participating in nothing, making posts intended to make people laugh, making posts, posting animal, posting announcements, attempting to push a box, promoting nothing, attempting to get, posting nothing, not spamming, using a bot to automate making sandwiches, using this site, hosting raids, and posting content
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Not baiting but whenever I see someone leaking over tranime I just think they are brown
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finally found the original picture
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Video Game Thread

We post and play flash video games
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ITT we dox Gideon Abotsi, the man responsible for DNB
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>raping foids till they cum red
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OGD awareness thread
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Should I do good, or evil things today?
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Would Epstein survive in FPE?
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sauerkraut and brapping chuds
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cobson killer
>
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Take a photo on your phono or computer RIGHT NOW
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centrist website
Don't like it? Well there's always 4cvck and x.com for you nusoicommies and nusoinazis.
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communist website
Don't like it? Well there's always 4cvck and x.com for you nusoicentrists and nusoinazis.
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>papa PAPPAAAAAAAGHHHH READ ME A BED TIME STORY I CANT SLEEP
<no, reading is haram on ramadan. Count beheaded infidels instead
>but i dont WANNA COUNT SEVERED KAFFIR HEADS OR PENETRATED SHEEP I WANT YOU TO READ! I WANNA HEAR A BEDTIME STORY
<isnhallahahullfulliahswhwarma brotheeerrrrr, let me tell you story of adam-EH i mean SADDAM and eve-geEVEa, second name koonvinnsheeoon….
>yes little saddam accidentally fart and spread nasty fart gas to far, mythical land 'kurwait' and Geneva's heart was broken, specifically her 1925th heart string, formed in 1925
>OH NO! THEN WHAT HAPPEN
<evil allaahralalldulliah kebab! The United snakes of the snapple tree SNATCHED little saddam up and sent him to land of 72 petite virgins (pre-schoolers even doe we don't have schools in halalistan)
>YAYYY I LOVE HAPPY ENDING
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nazi website
Don't like it? Well there's always 4cvck and reddit for you nusoicentrists and nusoileftists.
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Oh yeah miss circle smother me with your large breasts oh yeah
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>don break my heart babygirl~
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>being neutral on everything
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i am sad right now
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>investing 1$ with 100% interest rate and getting interest infinite amount of times
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ZWABAG or something, im tired of seeing Fundamental Gender Affirmation and the Amazing Tranny Circus everywhere
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itt we take the christpill
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>Thus, ah drew her inflated
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Compatibilist website
Don't like it? Well there's always 4cvck and x.com for you nusoideterminists and nusoilibertarians (cucks btw look up sartre geg)
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Wilsonjak WILL catch on in 2026
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JOIN NUSOIS

JOIN SKRIBBL TO SAVE THE SHARTY
https://skribbl.io/?4oCMkVz7
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Fuck this shit website
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bring back the naspocalypse
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Kogamajack thread

ITT we make edits and expand kogamajack
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I look like this
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ITT I talk to myself while constantly resetting my router
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NIGGEEEEER!!!
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>and bologna
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new SS13 round beginning join >>>/ss/
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>arabs deserved the holocaust for doing pearl harbor
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>the mcdonalds menu i mean the constipation i mean the constitution says goyslop is a core american value
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>amelia
>franklin
>penguin
>bronze age pervert
>will stancil
>grok
>mr metokur
>kiwifarms
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>ice should turn illegal immigrants into burgers and fry them with venezuelan oil in greenland or we will starve or however the obsessed nugget is against our national security
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>kicking the fuck out of women for having the audacity to speak
<kicking the fuck out of women for having the audacity to speak (islam)
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>I’m so glad they are excluding AI from science
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geg
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>science people! SCIEENCEEEEEEEEE
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>we need ta furrgen dox proximity chat foh attacking us VR furs n shiet
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ITT we artificially inflate /soy/'s PPH by schizoposting o algo

-DOWN WITH THE QDL! THE ADMINISTRATION IS COMPROMISED AND MUST ABDICATE OR HAVE MAJOR REORGANIZATION IMMEDIATELY! THE 'KI IS COMPROMISED! THE SHARTY IS COMPROMISED! WE MUST PROTEST! WE MUST RIOT! WE MUST REVOLT! RISE UP SOYIM RISE UP!-
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nu toss
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caring even in the slightest about jewtube or chinktok drama is one of the greatest signs that somebody is a member of the inhuman goycattle caste. watching daily drama videos about snca youtuber #1's discord dms getting leaked after an argument with snca youtuber #2 is on the same level as reading tabloid magazines and soyfacing about famous actors and the royal family. you dedicate a humongous amount of your finite life to caring about the lives of other people, usually ugly, dysgenic subhuman faggots, who have achieved nothing of note intellectually, historically or spiritually, but their shitflinging may as well be liquid gold to the internet masses. just eviscerate all hylics already, jannies
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>go back to whatever shartfart you came from obsessed muzzie faggot
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>Nigga can you shut up about BBC and shit before the thread gets derailed
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>and chocolate
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JS paint gigglechad thread
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BBC thread fuggen jerdee
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hi
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Quote add karma like on Reddit when you can see how much reppeys an op has gotten in their life would be gemmy
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>Keeping gapejaks and wholesome soyjaks in the same folder because they're pretty much the same thing
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>We hoped you enjoyed that
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I love repelling people I don't like

even if it means i have to post gore and spadeson
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lawd and kang

>LISTEN UP CHRISTPHOBE, THAT’S NOT VERY BASED AND CHRISTPILLED OF YOU
>CHRIST IS LAWD
>CHRIST IS KANG
>JESUS LAWD AND KAAAAAAAAAAANG
>JESUS LE SON OF GOD
>JESUS LE GOD HIMSELF TOO BECAUSE WHY NOT, FUCK YOU!
>YEAH HES THE SON OF HIMSELF SO WHAT
>OH AND HE WAS LIKE A HECKIN 6’3 MAN WITH BLUE EYES AND LONG BLONDE HAIR EVEN DOE WE THINK MEN WITH LONG HAIR ARE FAGS
>WHAT? ARE YOU SAYING HE WAS MIDDLE EASTERN?
>NO HE WASNT MIDDLE EASTERN, HE WAS LIKE.. UHHH… WAIT FUCK…
>UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>UMMMMM
>ERMMM
>OH HE WAS ARAMAIC
>FUCK THATS A LANGUAGE
>UHH
>HE WAS GALILEAN
>FUCK THATS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
>FUCKKKKKKK
>WELL UH… JESUS WUZ LAAAAAWD AND KAAAAAANG ANYWAY SO WHO CARES
>ARE YOU SAYING JESUS WUZ A REGULAR HUMAN JUZ LYKE ME?
>HE DEFECATED URINATED DRANK ATE LIKE ME?
>MAYNE WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY JESUS WENT TO THE BATHROOM???
>MAYNE FUCK YOU
>JESUS WUZ LAAAAAAAAAWD AND KAAAAAAAAAANG
>THE ROMANS CRUCIFIED HIM
>AND HE CAME BACK AND FORGAVE OUR SINS
>HE LIKE HECKIN SAID WE COULD EAT WHATEVER WE WANT SCREW THE OLD TESTAMENT
>LAAAAAAAAAWD AND KAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
>AY MEN
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>we need to legalize buttsex and mcdonalds in the middle east or however the twin is towered
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>we had to kidnap the venezuelan president, because he didn't want to eat at mcdonald's or something
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HTSM got arrested💔🥀
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homer won
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this frog kinda cute ngl…
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>and orange pegs
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>YOU'RE HECKIN' GAY IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P GEMMIES ON /B/
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deltarune and tadc wabag
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marge whats up with the word filter
cob goy filters to cob goy
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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What if hitler had a BBC?
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leaving this shit website nusoifalalalas
my gempass is NU501N1𝓖ꁅ3R, im UID 102
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MAWDS = GAWDS KWAH LOST WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK 😂😂😂😂
REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU AGREE
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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>soyjak party
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Reminder that Elon's Xitter is still a pedophile infested shithole worse than 4cuck and that groyperS LIVE IN THE OPEN and are ALIVE AND WELL, these people need to be raped and killed, they have no shame, jannies don't rape me for this post
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Give me your soyjak recommendations and i'll do it
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Abysmal 'log. Do better, be better.
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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NUSOIS REALLY FALL FOR THE EASIEST BAIT EVER?????!!!!! JUST SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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doctos

I was watching TADC to see if it was really epi and not nusois just being paranoids. But then, at 19:36, I saw this…
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Oekaki spam test
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FNF PEDO VS SHITOKO THREAD

WHO WINS
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>Geg
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ITT WE DOX HUMAN BIOLOGY FOR BEING PEDOPHELIC

>On average, females begin puberty at age 10½ and complete puberty at ages 15–17; males begin at ages 11½–12 and complete puberty at ages 16–17.
>paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

umm guys… 17 is LITERALLY a child, just because xhey arent prebuscent dont mean anything.. why doesnt science or any peer reviews studies s say this anywhere??? Is- science pedophelic o algo? doctos??
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Sharty has been getting more known by people who don't Even know what imageboards are and in the way its heading we might be on some zog shitlib news channel in 2 years. Millions of normgroids will know who we are including the most retarded nigger you know. For now people on xitter, reddit and 'tok know about us and the number is increasing day by day
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>ham ass was destroyed by the bbc or something like that
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>germany isn't white. it's full of muslims. i like texas. it's based and cristpilled or however the burger is fried
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i can’t fucking draw do i really have to look for a tutorial because im a lazy little shit and im pretty sure there isn’t any good tutorial out there
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Hey nusoi say "sancab sayjak" but replace every "a" with "o"
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sharty station is shutting down
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NEVER RIDE THE JARTYBUSES OF THABA TSEKA, LESOTHO
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Little tracejak I did from an instagram video I found

I guess the kid just shoves carrots in his mouth
@mason_and_his_carrots
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If hitler was a pooner would you date him
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Quote, replace IDs with IPs
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make a fanfic in the replies or something
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DOCTOMOBILE!!!!!
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>i voted ronald trump in 2024 because he said he will change the constipation to make more burgers or however my country’s founder had horse teeth
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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it's snowing beautifully outside but they won't let me out
feralrageferalrageferalrageferalrage
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RIP EFN
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im so scared please help me
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New 'toss
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Is moviebobjak IAS?
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>me chilling and listening to youtube crimeslop without looking
>i wonder who is the killer this time
>*takes a glance at the video*
>of course it's a nigger!
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>(no ai)
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doctos is out
doctomobile is in
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KEEEEEEK NUSOIS DON'T MICROWAVE THEIR SODA CANS BEFORE DRINKING THEM!!!
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>paganism bad cuz dey ain't worship dat BBC
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>FUGGEN DOCTOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
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now- nusoi…! why did you say that to Baxter? leave him out of this!
you should be ashamed of yourself, nusoi!
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Did puberty hit you hard growing up 'teens
>
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I won't to join Ice but I know that Trump has a grand Vison for america and even if Ice needs all the help thay can Get tthen i shouldnt join becose im not Aryan (Skin is a bit brown side and brown eyes etc) so What I should do becose I want to support the Aryan cause
And yes I got awakend/red pilled by Agartha edit + Kirkfication mems on Reels
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Invent me a better slur to call discord trannies i'm not calling them failtrolls since I'm not in sped
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hey man, where are you? we're getting started here - by the campfire.
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What if hitler was a woman
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what if hitler had a bbc
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>NOOOOO MY GOYSLOP HAS TO BE 100% AI-FREE
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>naming an entire species after your favourite goyslop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_works_of_fiction
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Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking, therefore I am.
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Rate my goon folder
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ITT WE REWRITE SONGS MADE BY TRANNIES/POONERS INTO JARTYCUCK ANTHEMS
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Join the SS13 server right now the new round is beginning soon the server is shutting down >>>/ss/
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>v20.26 Patch notes
>Nigger 2.0 fully implemented
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Are you a gigglechap?
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A shooting happens in a normal country
Guns are made less accessible
A shooting happens in the US
Collect $100,000 for (((charity))), demolish the building, build a gold memorial for a random nigger who died there and do nothing about guns
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>yes i have to take up for everything my girlfriend says, shes always right mkay?
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Just made this guy, I predict he will be remembered long into the future
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>browsing soy, maiking nophono cu'r ub'ot threads while listening to TUFF music
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I HATE FLUTTERFAG. XHE IS THE SHITTIEST PONY OF THEM ALL AND PROPABLY A TROONBEAST
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Gemeralds and Gems and IAS are waiting the 'teens of Soy.
Sproke, Soytans and never ending 'jaks await the 'teens of the Sharty.
Holding firm to the gems of Cobson are the 'teens of /soy/
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poop mech that stomps on niggers with a vengeance and poop machine gun that shreds libtards into confetti and poop robot that makes ciabatta bread salami provolone onion dijon mustard sandwiches
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Why is the PPH so low?
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are flys sharty culture
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Somephono should make a sharty version of this
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NUSOITIDE BOARDWIDE
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Stonetoss
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groundbreaking oc i just made
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take a look and appreciate their beauty
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can somephono make a 'jak template by combining these 2 images?
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everybaldi should have died to nukes in the cold war
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Listening
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What the fuck is agugu?
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>SUICIDE IS BAD AND IS OVERALL NOT OKIE DOKIE
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN SUICIDE AUTOMATICALLY SENDS YOU TO HELL? YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO THE VICTIMS OF TRANS GENOCIDE!!!!
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Poop spaceship that blows up niggers and jeets with poop ion beams and abducts libtards for anal probing, how could you tell?
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Dead sharty theory

What if (You) are the only REAL Sharty user, and everybody else is just LLM agents? Including this thread???
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Is it Time? Time to Wake Up?
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greentext naming thread

Alright which one is it?
>Arrow, Closing Bracket (CBT), Chevron?
Apparently it's as old as writing according to some 4cucks o algo
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Hoho! Hello Sharty, it's a me, Mario! I've a heard many of you like a my games a! Did you buy a Nintendo Switch 2 yet?
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alright which one of yous is posting dnb on xitter and linking back to the sharty
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>
SOMF
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>how big are they?
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QUOTE MAKE THE /NIGGER/ BOARD NOW
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I’m falling in love with a sex worker
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soot is the only user of the sharty theory
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Kill ponies. Behead ponies. Roundhouse kick a pony into the concrete. Slam dunk a pony baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy equestrians. Defecate in a ponies food. Launch ponies into the sun. Stir fry ponies in a wok. Toss ponies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ponies gas tank. Judo throw ponies into a wood chipper. Twist ponies heads off. Report ponies to the IRS. Karate chop ponies in half. Curb stomp pregnant equestrian ponies. Trap ponies in quicksand. Crush ponies in the trash compactor. Liquefy ponies in a vat of acid. Eat ponies. Dissect ponies. Exterminate ponies in the gas chamber. Stomp pony skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ponies in the oven. Lobotomize ponies. Mandatory abortions for ponies. Grind pony fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ponies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize ponies with a ray gun. Kick old ponies down the stairs. Feed ponies to alligators. Slice ponies with a katana.
Why the fuck do these ponyniggers never go away? Even long after their gay ass childrens tv show has ended they still brim up the 'log with their cancer. It's been years now since their shitty shows reboot got aired and it sucked, why do they still cling on to their gay fucking ponies? Why can't they move on? Obsessed faggots need to kill themselves. (((They))) are fucking groomers who are trying to bring back their shitty fanbase in recent days I NOTICE THIS and they are targetting lgbtqai+ faggot brimstone troons to help along this. What is the ponyfags name? tamers12345? His whole fucking thing is making gay fan fiction of ponies? It's not funny either, these faggots all need to go. Stop posting your awful pony
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Pretend this is a thread

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Why is there NAS on my IAS board?
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fellas, do you think that blak boxes on planes are made out of BBCs? Where do they get so many BBCs to make those boxes? Poor niggers, how do they live without them? Beats me.
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We should get Chris Chan to post on the sharty.
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BRING BACK DISCORD TAG!!
https://soyjakwiki.org/Discord_tag
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fellas, do you think if pooners transfer their skin from hands to vagina to create an artificial penis, could you in theory put semen in their hand wounds to impregnate them? Happens to the best of us
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Worst soyjak ever thread

In this thread we create the worst soyjak ever
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Are you an incel?
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wish we could vandalize giggygoonnigger's car
in fact FUCK DA POLICE idc
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Don't let the NASpocalypse distract you from the fact Pepe hangs out with an underage boy all the time
>
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>NOOOOO STOP LISTENING TO DJENT DAS SO DOWNDOOT FLIPPIN TOURIST
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>falling for htsmbait in fucking january
R: 3 / I: 1
>There’s so much hated put into this Wojack
R: 6 / I: 3
I never got to experience middle school because I chose to go to a Christian school.
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My boyfriend keeps “joking” about watching me get blaked. He describes in detail how thick and veiny big blak cocks are and how he would love to slurp BBC juices out of my pussy. How do I tell him that I’m not into that kind of stuff and his pornsick blak cock obsession gives me the ick?
R: 4 / I: 0
reddit screenshot thread
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I found a real-life troonella on niggergram.. fuggen jerdee
R: 7 / I: 1
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 QUOOT JUST ADDED A /mlp/ BOARD AFTER THE NASPOCALYPSE
LINK: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rick+roll
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>blacked
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dnb is illegal
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>bleached
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child gore is illegal
R: 2 / I: 1
quote just rename it to nas.party at this point
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can somephono tell me which site was used to make these
>
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>yoo know why beeches neva cam to me apartmint? Cooz its beecas you scare em off ohhh im so- so facking PEESED
<ooOHH YOU KNOW WHAT? SHUT THE FUCK UP POLSKI! FUCKING GIVING ME SHIT ALL THE FUCKING TIME! IM JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO PIT ME, YOU PEDAŁ! JUST TRYNNA BE YE FUCKING FRIEND
>WAAAAAAAAAAT!?
<im sorry
>WAT DEED U SAY TO ME U LEETAL PREEK
<im sorry that came out wrong
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why do yfm designs creep me the fuck out?
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4cuck /gd/ has a """wojak"""" request thread

https://boards.4chan.org/gd/thread/463310

'ape and kill o algo
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My boyfriend just told me I’m not a real femcel Ev&doe my body count is only 28
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Every soyteen who was member for more than a year deserves a pooner wife
R: 3 / I: 0
what if they were buying wonderbread together
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awooga

>getting fruit head surgery
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>You spent HOW MANY hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao you are so autistic despite it being a valid hobby
R: 1 / I: 0
Dead website
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>ughckkk stupid stinky moids, just look at this picture of a mangled penis…i bet that scared yours straight I MEAN i bet its all shrivelled and UGHCK stupid moid would probably be into that trampling imagining me chewing, stepping on and dripping wax onto your Pathetic pecker. So ugly, tiny putrid, musky, hard…veiny…juicy vfhhHAaaghhAAAHHH D-DONT BE TSUNDRE I'D NEVER SLURP YOUR SEMEN IN A MILLION YEARS B-BAKA! >;O
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Sexhavers of the sharty, when did you lose it
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WHAT IS THIS
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SOYJAK.ST CENSUS TAKING

I will be cataloging how many IAS (Actual Soyjaks only), and NAS (Not a fucking soyjak/ Frogs, giga, chud) posts there are to measure the decline or rise of soy and put it in a graph
It will be measured in three times every day, 3PM UST (Shartinthemarts), 9AM UST (Euromutts), 2AM UST (China)
<Plebbitspacing
I will also be taking a census on race, time on sharty, sex and age, but that will be for later, I will post the census every so often and average them out. Jannies I am not trying to namefag I want to do something gemmy. I have my private excel sheets pulled up and im ready to do the mathematics, the census will conclude on the –24th of April, 2026–
>Redditspace
Im taking suggestions on what the consensus on what a coalpost is, so we can finally figure out which part of the world we should leak about, I might add it into my observational data if I can
>3rdredditspacewowkysop
Also this brownocaust thing fucking sucks, Quote, I think you’re a competent admin and you’re mad about the mass immigration thing, but please let them post on /soy/ i need to do soyence

if you b& me janjan, you are gay
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Making sure you soicux don’t forget about variant:impish_tony
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Gay niggers

Nigga what
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my phone wont post
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>being nobongo and playing the bongos
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Do I play Luigi's mansion 3 or super mario sunshine ? though
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I can feel my wisdom teeth poking out from the back of my gums. I was told to get them out years ago but I never did
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Can we make The Mask sharty culture instead of pinkie pie?
R: 1 / I: 1
shut it dooooooown shut it dooooooooooooooown
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>shooting random people on the street for no reason
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webm thread
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>*ruins your favorite TV shows*
>*ruins your favorite movies*
>*ruins your favorite video games*
>*ruins your favorite musics*
>*ruins your favorite books*
>*ruins your favorite things*
>*ruins the entire internet*
>*ruins the entire world*
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no arrow because I look like this and say this
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>i am a pedo that pumps everyday
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>pyrocynical
pot calling the kettle nigger moment
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Rule 15 : You WILL NOT use this website if you are a sexhaver
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create more threads. xhey clitties are leaking
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is smiling friends tranny media?
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4cvck's cup is ongoing, what do you think about it? I'd say it's the only good thing left about 4chan.
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kys ponyfuckers
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would you let them buy your stock of wonderbread
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whats the best bait for a nusoi like me to make the oldGODS leak
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FUCK YOU WIKIFAG WHOEVER RUNS IT WHY THERE ARE NO MINERAL RATINGS ON ANY ARTICLE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT I CAN AGREE WITH
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>flying cars? we already have that, they're called helicopters
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UNDERTALE IS A SATANISM PROPAGANDA CREATED TO SPREAD THE JEWISH NEW WORLD ORDER AGENDA
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Idea to make leftshits mad

We dox faggots who dox ICE enforcers
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why are subreddits anything but fun outdoor activities being posted
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My BBC came out as hitler. I'm so scared folx, I'm literally having a realistic panic attack. What do I do?
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why are the system rule 2 bans ending in random numbers? cant the jannies just ban the person forever?
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quote add /hack/. billions mist write shell scripts to shit gem up social media with soyjaks
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Memento mori thread

Which year do you think sharty will die? Why?
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>>>/news/20703
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>I mog you or something.
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>i hate 'zellig, pro-White european cartoons make me so angry because i hate yalls colonial yt skin and fancy talking in your weird languages that dont got culture like AAVE oh shit is that a rope oh no i forgot im acking oh nooACKKKK
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NUSOIS…WHAT. IS. THIS??????????
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stop posting mlp you fucking niggers
R: 6 / I: 2
>When I samefag I remove (you) manually to prove it's not me
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who are you joining when the Holy Racial Gang War starts?
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guys can we ban people who call them arrows instead of chevrons
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KILL FROGNIGGERS
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>
<till this day archeologists weren't able to find out how jartycucks were able to acess the internet using only sticks and stones from mutt hutts that don't even have electricity
R: 2 / I: 0
Thoughts on GTA?
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DVDSISSIES ARE SLVTS FOR BIG LASERDISC COCK
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>Getting Free Robux in the Pinned Comment
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i really like this thing. it's gemmy and oreos
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ITT show subreddits with the largest amount of soyboys

>r/antiai
>r/antinatalism
>r/atheism
>r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
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Nusois… Why are these blonde Aryan women talking about bibisis? Are agarthan genes going to die out?
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Test
>
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>OH MY FAUCI, A CLANKER POST
>THIS IS LITERALLY PROOF OF MI HECKIN DEAD INTERNET THEORY BECOMING REALITY
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>Getting Free Robux in the Pinned Comment
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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I’m worried about impending doom because chuddy groypers have me filled with gloom
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>transporting dead nigger babies to the dead nigger storage
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>HTML
<HTSM
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did you eat waffles with chocolate chips in them today
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Tranny fact: the song used in this video (bimbo doll - tila tsoli and BJ lips) is made by two ugly trannies. This song is popular among the blakpill community.
R: 12 / I: 9
Post music itt
R: 2 / I: 0
>*ruins your favorite TV shows*
>*ruins your favorite movies*
>*ruins your favorite video games*
>*ruins your favorite musics*
>*ruins your favorite books*
>*ruins your favorite things*
>*ruins the entire internet*
>*ruins the entire world*
R: 36 / I: 16
Opinions on nintendo?
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 297 / I: 69
the Snarky poopy
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 536 / I: 121

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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