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niko oneshot general

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/soyfur/ genral

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eat shit nigger

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Yep

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Shoutout to the hero just posting cool pictures from the stick empires flash game

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if you was a foid, which jak would u shove up your pussy?

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Madness combat on the 'log

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SOOT SAVE US PLEASE

PLEASE SOOT SAVE US

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remove the hourly thread limit though

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and oreos

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PvZ General Thread

ITT we talk about the pvz franchise, obviously.

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What so fucking funny about the pine tree

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Friday Night Funkin' General

Post FNF ITT

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what would you say would be the sharty equivalent to 9/11? The site shutting down during the Soypocalypse is my personal pick

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My wife Pinkie

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I would rather see VLODSON THEN SEE FPE MLP ETC

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/FLOYD/ ITT WE POST GEORGE FLOYD

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yea i hate this shit, goodnight

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.

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.

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I love postal

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WAOW ITS JUST LIKE OLD /B/

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.,.,,.,.,,..,,,,…,.,-,..-.k.,,.,-.,

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Dream thread

ITT we talk about weird/unusual/geggy dreams and nightmares we've had in the past since /x/ is a DNB

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FNF VVON or something

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Ponk

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Time for pone

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booze clues

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Mlp is aryanne!

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15 minutes left

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o algo

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smell them ytboi

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Post 'n ITT

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NAS > IAS

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'o thread

ITT we post 'o

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gem on the 'log

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I messaged somepony over Tumblr last night
She said "RAWR X3" so it's true love at first sight
Throw on my kandi bracelets, now I'm headed to class
I'm still 20 percent, so get your head out your ass
I'm the antonymph of the internet
Still cleaning up the viruses that you had left
I think I'm falling in love again (love again)
Don't stop, don't stop until you hear the- (Yay!)
I'm the antonymph of the internet
Been fighting on Newgrounds over if my love is valid
Fuck the cynicism, let the colors fly
Don't care you think it's cringe, because it's not your life
She said, "Do you like waffles?", I said "Hell yeah!"
Been watching Equals Three until 2 a.m.
I ain't got no iPhone, but I got a DS
With a keychain of Pinkie, her cupcakes are the best (sing a song about life)
I've been failing my classes, 'cause I don't give a damn
They say the world is my oyster but the free market's a scam
Everything's been changing since last generation was born
And they won't try to take in change is a two-edged sword
I'm the antonymph of the internet
Still cleaning up the viruses that you had left
I think I'm falling in love again (love again)
Don't stop, don't stop until you-
I'm the antonymph of the internet
Been fighting on Newgrounds over if my love is valid
Fuck the cynicism, let the colors fly
Don't care you think it's cringe, because it's not your life
It's never too late to fall in love with the world
Your past is not today, so set your stride with a twirl
Yeah, we've all made mistakes before
That's a fact of life
But once you restitch your heart, you'll be just fine
Now it's your life, you'll say, "It's all mine!"
All mine
Revel in your friends and hobbies, let your heart speak
When a drifter says some shit, just block that internet freak!
I'm the antonymph of the internet
Still cleaning up the viruses that you had left
I think I'm falling in love again (love again)
Don't stop, don't stop until you-
I'm the antonymph of the internet
Been fighting on Newgrounds over if my love is valid
Fuck the cynicism, let the colors fly
Don't care you think it's cringe, because it's not your life

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lock /soy/

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/pug/ - Push-Up General

how many pushups have you done today? I did 130

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WOW! EM EM EM WHY NOT FUCK MY ASS DIRECTLY OFF!?, how could you tell?

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:/

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bbc

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.

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why is it esl fnf pedo even doe fnf is only getting posted during mutt hours?

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.

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nooooooo or something

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19 minutes before its all over

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WHY IS /SOY/ FULL OF MLP DUST NIGGA

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it has begun

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.

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thanks mods this is the sharty i like
i transheart spam unironically doe

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flying niggers thread

flying niggers can only be posted

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Ponk

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Zellig Gen

post 'zelligs

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FUCK THIS BOARD

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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger ni

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

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Checkem

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👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Nigger

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bern on the 'log

R: 2 / I: 1
'lig on the 'log

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WHAT AN ASS! MIND IF I FUCK IT OFF FOR YOU? though

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Ponka

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>fat nigga pouring milk on his titties
>who invited caitlyn jenner
>flying niggers
>joeysworldtour
>classic amerimutt
>bronies, this is your mindset
>epstein fuck niggers
>brainrot
>steve harvey
>niggers fighting
>sneed's feed and seed
>cats
>honeybuns
>teletubbies
>bob the tomato
<my little pony
<FPE
<ongezellig
<oneshot
<FNF
<tranime
<averi
<terrible mouse
<all the other forced nu-/qa/ troonslop
quote allow everything I gigaquoted on /soy/ from now on but ban everything else because it makes my clitty leak

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'lig on the 'log

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You know it

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Rate the nu'log now that NAS is allowed
Unofficial btw, math is a nigger

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fat nigga pouring milk on his titties won

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Vlodson WABAG

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pinkie pie is brimstone. applefag is goodest pony

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Me airing out the evil tranny 'cord

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mlp general
friendship is magic edition~

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/hsg/ - Homestuck General

ITT we discuss homestuck

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Pony o Clock

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AW HELL NAH DIDDY BLUD IS SUS

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I still think about this sometimes

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f

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I want to rape Miss Circle so fucking much. It's just something I can't control. Just looking at her curvy body, short limbs and shit-eating grin turns me on like no other person does. She's just sitting there, watching me with those big, dumb eyes, so I know she's not really paying attention. That's when I see my chance. I grab a handful of her favorite cookies I was saving for this exact moment and toss them on the floor near her feet. Her ears perk up instantly as she scrambles toward the mess on her stubby little limbs. She's so round, so soft, her fur bristling as she wiggles her fat body into position. The sight makes my pulse hammer in my throat. She's just this plushy thing, all curves and no defense. I step closer as she obliviously licks the floor clean, her stubby arms can't even reach behind her properly, and when I grab her, she barely reacts, too lost in being a fat fuck. My hands slide over her fur, feeling the warmth of her doughy body, the way it yields under my fingers like overripe fruit. She lets out a muffled squeak as I lift her from the floor. She begins squirming, more reflex than protest, like she doesn't even realize what's going to happen until it's too late. The cookies still cling to her lips, crumbs dusting her chin. I don't give her time to piece it together, my grip tightens, fingers sinking into her as I yank her, shoving my entire cock inside. Her body molds perfectly, compressing like memory foam, her roundness slotting against me like she was made for it. She makes a wet, muffled squeal of surprise, still chewing absently on a cookie. Fuck, she’s soft. Soft everywhere. The way her body swallows me whole and stretches, it’s like she’s made of nothing but padding, no bones, no resistance, just plush fucking insulation molded perfectly to my shape. Her stubby legs kick uselessly as her eyes roll back. She doesn’t fight, she can’t. Her body just jiggles with every harsh thrust, her fat swallowing me deeper, her insides squishing wetly like I’m kneading dough. After what felt like hours of pounding, the climax hits me so hard my vision whites out for a second. I slam her down harder, her fat rippling around me, swallowing every twitch of my cock as I pump her full. Her body convulses as her stubby arms flail in some pathetic attempt to push me away, too late, always too late. Her belly swells as my cum floods her inside, the pressure making her hiccup. I can feel her insides spasming like she's trying to milk me dry even now. I pull out with a slick pop, watching her flop onto the floor. Her eyes roll as she tries, and fails, to prop herself up on those useless little arms. A thin whine escapes her, high-pitched and pathetic, more confused than distressed.

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is this a gem?

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VLODSON SAVE US

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all nas allowed for one hour

idc anymore go wild

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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the Snarky poopy

R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?