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Dream thread

ITT we talk about weird/unusual/geggy dreams and nightmares we've had in the past since /x/ is a DNB
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new toss
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Do any other chuds like this game or am I the only chud to like this game
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NAS > IAS
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/pug/ - Push-Up General

how many pushups have you done today? I did 130
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niko oneshot general
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o algo
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JOIN GARTIC PHONO

JOIN GARTIC PHONO TO SAVE THE SHARTY
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01d0561510
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itt we post fpe gemmies
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Hi
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FAT NIGGA POURING MILK ON HIS TITTIES
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>nas allowed
>board quality immediately goes up
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>all nas allowed for one hour
<'ditt
>idc anymore go wild
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what would you say would be the sharty equivalent to 9/11? The site shutting down during the Soypocalypse is my personal pick
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Never unban NAS again holy shit
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CHADgeta owns this board
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something smells fishy…
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>posting random Twitter furry oc
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NIGGERS FIGHTING GENERAL
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mlp general
friendship is magic edition~
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Post Reddit gems ITT
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>Drinking soylent
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Tripple T won



Reply if you agree
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endless pph glitch
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>flood
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Ehm ehm ehm! Kneel to ur kween faggits or feel my dick raping you ass!
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NIGGER
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NIGGER
NIGGER
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>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
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/efn/ - EPSTEIN FUCK NIGGERS GENERAL
>arrow since i do not look like that
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lee warned us
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IF THIS THREAD GETS 800 REPPIES, QUOTE MUST ADD /NIGGER/ AS A REAL BOARD
>all posts must be IAN (is a nigger)
>frequenters of this board will be called soynoons or 'noons for short
>gemerald and gem will be replaced with jewel and gold because african kangs have a lot of those
>ruby and iron will be replaced with melon and banana
>coal and brimstone will be replaced with mayonnaise and whitebread
>vantablack is GOOD now, vantawhite is BAD
>antimatter is replaced with antiswarthy
>good posts can be called fried (like chicken)
>bad posts can be called cracked (like crackers)
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>coal log
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bigger

bigger
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if you was a foid, which jak would u shove up your pussy?
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нахуй рoccию
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is neco arc a gem
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this will be news stations in 2027
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>3 года
>в 100 раз больше населения
>в 50 раз больше впк
>0 продвижений на фронте
<obsessed flood
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Lil B General

GET THE FUCK IN HERE
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ITS THE END. THEY WILL SHUT IT DOWN.
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NIGGER
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hi

ama
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ITT: we fuck with this troons strawpage

https://refuseradio.straw.page/
<plebbit
>marge why
They are attracted to the demo man from TF2.
>arrow so I don't look like this
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.
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what are your fetishes?
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NAS on the catty
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coal log
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/cat/ - cats general

ITT post cats
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/Moon/ Moon General

Post moonman gemmies ITT
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you VVILL allow to post IAS now
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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Getting euthanized in Canada tomorrow GEG have fun with this satanic kiked world nusois
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Stonetoss dropped a new one
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>when the bull hits just right and you gotta record that shit so you can post it on the sharty
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killing jared "leto" hoffman with hammers for trying to spam 'p on the sharty
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/sdm/ - Soydoom

It's still alive, slowed down because I haven't been feeling the best, but Allah gave me a ballsack and not the other thingy for a reason
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mega shit nophono cares about alert

>yes, i am a fan of freedom planet that ships lilac and carol and thinks the 2nd games story is better than the first even though everything is schizoforced by the tranny devs and i am not aryan. Did i mention that i am on r/freedomplanet for 6 hours everyday?
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Never Goon Minion thread

For some reason I never saved any of them from that one nate war, so please post some.
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'tubbies
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>fuggen soy jack potential
Fuck shittockers are literal poopson creators
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>all nas allowed for one hour
<'ddit
>idc anymore go wild
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fuck you heres an image of a pill bottle or something of the sort, no neutralplier padding because its the Wicked Dust Hours
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tomato
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>/qa/ for 1 hour
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>all nas allowed
janny honeypot to ban everyphono ohnonononononono
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If someone gets the "Applejack" nameroll in this thread, it gets derailed into an MLP thread
>
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NAS on soy…. hahahahaha
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Do you like my dog?
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cat general

post cat photos during nas hour :3
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foxes WON
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X, the everything app
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inb4 we all get banned because NAS is still technically against the rules
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>
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.
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Education fundamentally requires paper in order to convey the basics
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>deleting that drunk guy's thread for heckin' NAS even doe it was still relevant to the website
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bfdi thread
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<You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
>This is nice niggerhell
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>all nas allowed
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IAS
>
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the sharty is DOOMED
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG THERE IS NOTHING THAT COMES UP UPON REVERSE IMAGE SEARCHING THIS IMAGE, IS THIS THE 'TEEN WHO HAS BEEN FORCING MLP?????
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>nas allowed
>no soytan in sight
nasois, it's that obvious
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me an hour from now when niggas inevitably bitch about NAS being allowed
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>The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g. gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
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>all nas allowed
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Women of the sharty, what are your fetishes?
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>when you kill a fr*nch hehe amiright
<10000000000 upvote mi sir
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>all nas allowed for one hour
>idc anymore go wild
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/harvey/ General

Post rare 'veys, discuss Steve Harvey, Family Feud, etc
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>You could not live with your own slop. Where did that bring you? Back to the sty
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Cat
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My subscribers asked me why i cut myself and pour mustard on my cuts. I want to become asian, and replace all the red blood with a cheap yellow alternative. The old blood i then use as a deodorant, even though it causes flies to lay eggs in my hair. Happens to the best of us
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<You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
>
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>NAS is allowed
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>nas is an allowed on /soy/ for an hour
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Pph generators on
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>idc anymore go wild
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get this thread to page 20
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>I Fucking Love Science - Hank Green (phonk)
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Moids of the sharty, is it a turn off when women are racist? I said nigger in front of my boyfriend this morning and he hasn't talked to me all day
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>all nas allowed for one hour
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im trans btw
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new gem
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Being gay is bad because… why exactly?
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Do transphobes even read the Bible?
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all nas allowed for one hour

idc anymore go wild
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do you use Xitter?
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>STOP YELLING THAT HURTS MY FUCKING EARS YOU BASTARD
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>this is 99999999999x better than ai slop.
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We should have poop competitions and see who can shoot dookie the farthest
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What does the Amerimutt eat if he has 1 tooth?
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Sometimes I put my poop in a smoothie blender and make a nice chocolate milkshake
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Have you ever got hard from seeing a sausage in the blender? While i know that it would hurt, it just invites me there, i don't know why. So i put the sausage to represent my reproduction organ inside the blender. Happens to the best of us
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Kogamajack thread

ITT we make edits and expand kogamajack
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>
@qwaytriot is a tokcuck and poopson incarnate
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Foids of the sharty, do you compare the colors of your buttholes with each other? It's like Olympic games, but i get hard instead. Happens to the best of us
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I wish my fingers were turds
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Who do you self-insert as?
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Hello malefriends I hope you're all having a wonderful day
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my dad and uncle are arguing about how tarriffs work (we're canadian) ama
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Can you push your penis into pooner's penis so hard it would fall off and unlock the vagina again? Granted, it would smell like rotten shit, but it happens to the best of us
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>The thing that truly turned me off from AI at the start is the lack of satisfaction I felt at using it. I could generate a hundred images in a minute, but none of them felt special, I felt no love for them, no long-term joy in their creation. I discarded them just as easily as I made them. I can't even remember what half of them look like. I, like many others, was curious, and once that curiosity was satisfied, we so no need to continue. Most left the matter due to disinterest, I obviously joined a cause.
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Why are moids such porn addicts? Having sex is a serious act that should not be taken lightly. I want my first time to be intimate and special, not with some pathetic scrote who blows 4 loads a day to internet pornography.
and oreos
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>Almost as if there is no money to be earned in AI """Art""" so they do what they know the best, scam people.
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My wife Pinkie
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soyquote gold mine

https://xcancel.com/search?f=tweets&q=%2522i%E2%80%99m+too+woke+but%2522&since=&until=&min_faves=
>maybe i’m too woke but this is a great example of how when ur educated on it, u can see misogyny bleed through the cracks of everything
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>The soyslum is not the place it used to be. Ever since soyberg died and soystein took control the patients became even less complaint. But there was one single inmate that seemed to the be the most troublesomest of them all.
>Dajoos. A patient that came from the far far lands of the middle east. It is not known why he was sent here as soystein burned all the soysylum's archives years ago in an effort to hide the mistreatment of the patients.
>But one thing was certian. He was always tied to the mishaps of the asylum. Soystein tried to beat him to death many times before but he seems to be an excellent hider and escapist, to the point soystein just tires himself out by trying to find him through the whole soyslum. So he gave up on him entirely
>But there was one doctor that hated dajoos vehemently and pinned every problem in the soysylum on Patient Dajoos to the point of obsession.
>Doctor Chudicelius.
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/OH/ - OHIO GENERAL

Any of y'all from Ohio (diddy ahh state boiiiii)
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>ABC
>123
>TRINGLE
>SREKEL
>SCIER
>HEXEGON
>PETAGON
>BLJE
>PINK
>RED
>YELOW
>ORINJ
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Chalk $$ Аdmin

Hello, it's your new admin Chalk again. CIA told me that y'all fucking retarded and you're all going to jail. Daj Boze.
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>STOP TELLING TO BRUSH MY FUCKING TEETH, YOU CHUD!
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>being a tranny pedophile who spent 15 years on tranime incel board
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eat your food
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jan jan move this bread to /qa/ pls
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admin worship. yes, it's the tranny picture speaking, you would not gigaunquote me this time giggers!!! i worship admins and kill myself because i'm trans btw
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>OMFG - Hello
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Why is Neutralplier named neutral if he's obviously sad?
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What are your fetishes?
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barneyfags vvon
lee lost
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SECRET THREAD (with IDs)
Post your darkest and most embarrassing secrets to this thread (or don't)
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why is every non western or east asian countries food slop?
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what would you put in here and why
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Got my bros pc and found he plays "My Hero Academia roleplay" and they do entrance exams geg, raid at your leisure
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd0WUVS8maBpxjgtmWVu0JLlRPrWLR0W4NRN0po1V28ngI3QA/viewform
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what's a foid's prime age?
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>OPEN BORDERS! WE NEED MORE BLACK BVLLS!
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>having OGD
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>Being into femdom is such a curse. No real life female on this planet is even remotely into it. When they temporarily pretend they are it's either for an onlyfan managed by a guy or for fun to please their partner. But never ever women would seek being dominant. Have you ever seen one of their smut stories where the self insert female is dominant? Absolutely fucking not. It's always the same themes. The same patterns. The same fantasies. All of them. It's genuinely scary how all women have the same fantasies except to various degrees.
<cuckold space
>Even prostitutes would rather give blowjobs and get AIDS than stepping on their client for double the money. They're so disgusted by the idea of being dominant that they ask 10 times the amount they would otherwise.
<cuckold space
>Now that it's out of the way. If every single female is inherently and genetically programmes to be sexually submissive fair enough. But then why the fuck was I born that way? I'm such a failure.
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>my bull is NOT a science denier! how dare you! how DARE you!!!
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>ohhhhh okay
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What are your favourite Sharty urban legends/theories?
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nu 'toss
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The second Soypocalypse wont be glamorous or drama filled. It will be a nuowner not caring to pay for servers. It will be a sudden 404 that fractures the soyim in a haze of confusion and snca splinters, and that is truly the overest it gets
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I wonder why that thread got 'nished, how could you tell?
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>putting soot in the pinned thread
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/andrew/ gem up the stream

ANDREW IS LIVE RIGHT NOW
JOIN AS A SPEAKER, SUGGEST SOY VIDEOS,
<PREDDIT SPACE
BE NICE THOUGH, HE IS ARYAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--0I4R_u0LM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--0I4R_u0LM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--0I4R_u0LM
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im trans btw

Hello, i'm your new admin, you can call me Chalk. Quote overdosed on HRT and died, so i'll replace him for some time.

This website absolutely sucks, so i'm shutting it down and selling hard drive contents to the CIA.
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No but really, look at this cocky middle age janitor coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
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>Hello guys my name is Caleb and I am 2 years old
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OFFICIAL whiteboardjak thread for making them and posting them

you can tell it's official because it has IDs enabled
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new vlodson killer in town
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bibisi and whitebois dying
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>hey Quote an influx of bad users seem to be attacking the si-
<get out nigga im dancing
>QUOTE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
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>XISTERS!!! ITS TIME TO COAL UP THE ‘LOG!!!!
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LOLCOW CULTURE IS LOCKED KIWI CUCKS KEEP CRYING
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SNCA METOKUR IS STREAMING GET IN UP!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMzodnQ5XHw
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>WE NEED THE SECOND AMENDMENT TO FIGHT AGAINST GOVERNMENT TYRANNY

>YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POSSESS A GUN NEAR THE GOVERNMENT, THEY'RE ALLOWED TO EXECUTE YOU FOR THAT
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KOGAMAJACK WON
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Hi sharty, I'm drunk again
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>niggers are like animals so theyre le bad so tnd is good but animals are le good so animal abuse is le bad so that means tnd is le bad but also its good but its also
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I'm a trans nazi AMA.
Yes we exist.
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how 2 make gems as good as oldquay?
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President Chud

Janurary 20th

>I, President Chud. Do solemly swear that I will faithfully executethe office of President of the United States, and I will do the best of my ability to preserve, defend, and restore the Constitution of the United States.
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I would kill every single MAGA republican with my bare hands if it meant the lying would stop, if it meant the killings would stop
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You're both the same
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i had a dream of a great gigafrog war
let's just say, it wasn't nice
i really hope it doesn't actually happen, chuds
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>righty tighty lefty loosey
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sharty lgbt general
trans pride edition
transheart
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>that guy who just climbed to the top of the skyscraper
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Would hunkies big beautiful body add more clack to the clicks of his high heels?
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gemmy videos thread
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>
latest tiny white pecker gooncuckold nigger BBC worship cuckoldslop just dropped

you WILL ALL go to theatres to watch BIG blak BALLS dangle in your white faces
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walkable bibisi…
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quote will never be a real woman
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>books good even though you can't skip the sex scenes
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>
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'jak him
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/w/ - Sherdee Wins

I had a shitty day today, I'm tired of all these confessions thread being like "I used to dress up as Mamizou Futatsuiwa and slaughter niggers with buzzsaws before selling there poop on the blaked market to jeets in Indianapolis but ever since I saw Kliksjak I became a changed man" so I want to change it up a little

Share what you are most proud of in life, also share what are you most proud of in the recent month and things you're looking forward to.
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https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/42436910
GET THE FUCK IN HERE NIGGERS WE ARE HAVING A PARTY
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👍👍👍🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇷🇺🇷🇺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇲🇶🇲🇶🇲🇶🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🧛♂️🧛♂️
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>the US will collapse in 2 weeks and then we will take power to form the fourth reich, just trust me bro.
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‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮tset
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BRANlGGER is filtered to groyper because mutt tard wants the lolipedo gooners to feel included
>saar fuggen jerdee
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Will we ever get our .party domain back? Why did we lose it in the first place?
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posting style meta survey

>what do you post?
i post gigas, frogs, cado, and bait mostly and other gemmy threads or spam depending on my mood. i like irony posting as well as just saying my unironic opinions.

>who do you self insert as?

if i self insert it's as plier, giga, wholesome gapejak, or pepe usually.

>least favorite threads?

meta whining, snca reddit/twitter threads

>favorite threads

OC, shitposts, spam, collaborative raids

>favorite sharty culture

smvs

>least favorite sharty culture

doxing, unironic racism

>optional question: favorite sharty sisas

soytan, miss circle, averi, and femjanny
R: 236 / I: 161
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 0 / I: 0
QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 2 / I: 1
My hair is gone.
R: 1 / I: 1
>gigaquoting people IRL
R: 2 / I: 0
It took jannies that long just to ban the guy for a week? Really?
R: 4 / I: 0

Datamining poll.
R: 9 / I: 1

PLIER LOST HIS HAIR

R: 0 / I: 0
>Dajooz were the real slaveowners not whites and also the Irish were the real slaves not black and you never hear feraljak complain about it!
R: 0 / I: 0
itt we go to rave.dj and mix sharty songs with other songs
R: 2 / I: 0
I put a beetle in my pussy once
R: 1 / I: 0
yo this nigga really failed his supersage
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14947678.html#14949459
R: 1 / I: 0

I am a poor little newfag larper, This is my jak.

R: 3 / I: 2
can anyphono post an image named chudmeltdown.png itt?
R: 8 / I: 3
your momma so fat, she dropped the arrow

👩
>
R: 12 / I: 3
What is wrong with me? I used to have a good group of friends and I purposely ghosted them and I dont know why. Ive done this before and I really just enjoy being alone. Ive felt honestly happier since then and Im convinced im not able to keep any friends.
R: 12 / I: 2
I asked for a girl's phone number and she said "unfortunately I have a boyfriend." What did she mean by that
R: 31 / I: 9
>school shootings
>hacking industrial control equipment exposed on the internet
>swatting
>troon chasing
>exposing kids to epi, child porn, child gore, blacked porn, racism and lgbt++++ phobia
>worshipping a random twitter furry oc
>lusting after a 16-year-old duch webcomic character
>having a furfag and brony board
>having a board dedicated to one animation meme
>users are south Asian shitskins
>copying other shit and making it troonier
>jaking fetish content and uploading it to the booru
>gooning to child porn, child gore, ML'P porn and blacked porn
>having a board that is essentially a giant hugbox for rape victims
>having a board that is essentially a version of kiwifarms purchaced from temu.com
>blaming others for posting cp even though they are the one who post it
>having a fat man's ass pic saved in their family computer
>having child abuse images and videos saved in their family computer
>complaining about the newGODs that dont like oldfags posting blacked furry zoophile f'pe zelling TDAC loli caddo slot child porn on the log
>complaining about the newGODs that dont like "oldfags" posting child gore on the log
>worshipping pedojannies
>banning people for critisizing their soipedo culture
>allying with organized pedophile groups
>projecting their pedophilia
R: 0 / I: 0
How much soy would a soyjak 'jak if a soyjak could 'jak soy?
R: 8 / I: 1

Should i call off work tomorrow
R: 1 / I: 0
please crush me daddy, fucking destroy me and my bussy~
R: 1 / I: 1
>abortions bad even though it kills niggers
>niggers bad even though they shoot niggers
>spics bad even though they torture and kill spics
>koreans bad even though they hate china
>china bad even though they genocide muslims
>muslims bad even though they kill and hate jews
>jews bad even though they are trying to kill off the white race
>killing of white race bad even though it also means killing off white women
>white women bad even though they wash estrogen from pills down the drain
>estrogen in the water bad even though it makes boys into cute femboys
>femboys bad even though they reduce competition for women
>women bad even though they make trannies seethe
>trannies bad even though they kill themselves and they also make real women seethe
>women seething bad even though it upsets simps
>simps bad even though they re-distribute money in economy away from horny retards
>horny retards bad even though they are the only ones left making babies
REDACTED.
REDACTED.
>world elites bad even though they did 9/11
>9/11 bad even though it killed a lot of mutt goyim and justified country-wide surveillance
>surveillance bad even though a female agent can catch you jerking off which is hot
>jerking off bad even though it makes nofappers seethe
>nofappers bad even though it makes leftist degenerate trannies seethe
>leftists degenerates bad even though they will pay you to fuck their wife
>trannies bad even though without them no one would moderate 4cuck
>4cuck bad even though it makes losers waste their lives posting on it
>losers wasting their lives on 4cuck bad even though it stops them from shooting up schools
>shooting up school bad even though you get to kill your bullies and a bunch of roasties
>roasties bad even though they're your only chance to lose virginity
R: 0 / I: 0
test
R: 37 / I: 12
When are we raiding qa and banning mlp it's taking a toll on the quality of this shit site
Why the hell are these vantablak niggers allowed on the fuggen shardee
R: 1 / I: 1
forgetting the arrow and being the man on the picture
R: 24 / I: 2

This image will change your life

R: 6 / I: 4
sheeeiyt
R: 3 / I: 1
>still celebrating your anniversary 10 days later
R: 3 / I: 1
ay caramba amigxs we braptinos -BRAPPPPP are aryans de carnal and we want to -brappppp help the white race o algo
R: 57 / I: 14
>uses award
>doesn't know about nobaldi
FUCKING NORMIES I HATE NORMIES KILL ALL NORMIES NOW
R: 3 / I: 4
admin worship is wonderful and awesome. yes, this is me, and i'm ready to suck off another oot who obviously is not the same person under a different profile picture. no arrow because i represent myself and most of the site's population or something
R: 23 / I: 5

Reddit troon reads the 'ki

R: 2 / I: 1
NOJAK COLUMBINE THEORY ISN'T REAL AND NEVER WAS, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATELY
R: 9 / I: 3
Just rename this site to noarrow.party, because none of you retards use one, and you all apparently look like bald men with glasses
R: 0 / I: 0
>Hello, this is the Buddhist guy from the thread about how to find chuddy foids. ive decided to put out my "advertisment" here. I know this is cringe and 'tarded but im embracing it.
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>I am a Buddhist. 18 years old, Italian-Thai ( but i look white ). I live in NY in the Tri-state area. anyone from NY, CT. or NJ is good. anything else is too far. I'm doing this bc there's very few Buddhists in my county so i have no other choice than xhis. I invite any ethnicity to respond to xhis post, but my main preference is non-european whites ( AKA Pashtuns, Tajiks, North Indians, etc ). Must be Buddhist. No followers of the Dorje Shugden heresy or Soka Gakkai "Buddhist" cult. No Nichiren either. If it isn't apparent already, i am a 'tist and would perfer a fellow 'tist.
<
>may we all find our chudette!
R: 309 / I: 81

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 6 / I: 9
and oreos
R: 6 / I: 24
R: 2 / I: 0
>QBWABWAWAQAWAAAALLAPP* oaaaghhhhh
R: 15 / I: 60
R: 0 / I: 0
It is known that xou wojackers are xealous of frogaryan bibisi I truly take pity on you xuys thoughbeit
R: 3 / I: 1
When a TWP chuddie is leaking at you, this is happening to them
>
R: 2 / I: 0
i love worshipping admin and soot is literally moot he is god omg i will kill myself from this amount of dopamine!!!! no arrow because this is me
R: 0 / I: 0
>silly
R: 6 / I: 12
R: 13 / I: 48
R: 7 / I: 3
>HUAAAAAAGHHHH!!!! FUGGEN SHITALALALALALALIAN GOY SHITSKIN WOP PEDO NIGGERS
<OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AAACKLKKKK
R: 0 / I: 0
forgetting arrows
R: 6 / I: 1

Help me I’m being raped

why do we not like margerald le incomprehensible wojaks? What’s wrong with them?
>arrow
R: 15 / I: 53
R: 37 / I: 7
Do you guys listen to Gorillaz
R: 6 / I: 16
R: 4 / I: 2
Is this where i get soylent? I need it.
R: 4 / I: 0
i unironically listen to the schlog freestyle
R: 16 / I: 9

Oh my sisa

R: 12 / I: 48
R: 9 / I: 4

EPI RAIDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sphOH7wYNHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zwF4ukPmc
https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_doxes/Y#YukkoEX
https://www.youtube.com/@YukkoEX

tranny with an epi 'cord and A KID doctos is going out of town to get free bottom surgery lets 'za up their house while they are gone dancingswede addy: 3830 SE Bentley St Hillsboro
R: 11 / I: 6
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>LITTLE TINY DICK LICKER
>FUCKING ASSHOLE!
>FUCKING I
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHAAAHAAAAAAHSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>YOU LITTLE FUCKER
R: 35 / I: 12
>Terraria fully removed genders and now made all characters nb
R: 2 / I: 1
heyy bestie~ fuggen jerdee
R: 0 / I: 0
>Almost 70kg of pre-cursor drugs that could be used to manufacture $20 million of P have been seized by police and customs officers.
R: 2 / I: 1
I jakked this thing from geometry dash for whoever wanted us to make it IAS
R: 4 / I: 10
nu forced meme
filter it by file hash when spammed
>
R: 3 / I: 0
mist is tenor
mist is (((lucky)))
mist is sucre
R: 5 / I: 4
>hmm I'm kinda horny
>*looks up porn on google*
>erm..my clitty twitched at this image… DOCTOS DOCTOS EPI EPI GOOGLE IS EPI MAYNE!! think of da kidz mayne! even doe i is 36
R: 6 / I: 7
>mods, can we ban soyjaks? they make my clitty leak n shiiiet
R: 3 / I: 1
>"Citations" did NOT get renamed to "Snopes" on the wiki! You WILL not investigate!
R: 3 / I: 4
>htsm bad ev&oe htsm has bbc
R: 30 / I: 28
itt we post utter nonsense and/or margeralds
R: 6 / I: 5

He wants to ban mlp

R: 25 / I: 4
What do we think of the current administration on the 'ki?

Personally speaking, I think Cobblestone is a really great admin.
R: 4 / I: 5
>how people talk about mist in the big 2026
R: 8 / I: 5
who the fuck puts piercings in their dicks?
R: 18 / I: 4
Gemmy raid idea: we raid generals on the 4cuck with pro ice messages taken from reddit r/complaints and use them to farm (you)s.
Here's a good bait sample:

Is there even a fucking point anymore?

So what now? They’re shooting civilians in the street execution style for protesting ICE. So whos it gonna be next? And how will they be justified as a terrorist this time you fucking lying sacks of dogshit fuck sticks at the DHS? Literally every day is just more of this Hell. If you support this, please take this dearly to heart, that you sit on it and spin til your raw.
R: 1 / I: 0
I look like this, no arrow
R: 53 / I: 22
How can I datamine every Sharty poster on my own merely by xheir typing style and filenames? I feel like I can piece the identity of some with this trick.
R: 2 / I: 4
>We passed upon the stair
>We spoke of was and when
>Although I wasn't there
>He said I was his friend
>Which came as some surprise
>I spoke into his eyes
>I thought you died alone
>A long long time ago
R: 25 / I: 11
This site fucking sucks and reeks of brown and tranny projection, only browse here because a funnier old fag troll circle died out
R: 39 / I: 2
I CALL ALL THE AMERIMUTTS TO ME
HOP ON FREAKING SOYTOPIA ALL THE EUROPOORS LEFT THE INSTANT MOMENT WE HIT 11PM UTC
tf2.soyjak.st
R: 4 / I: 6
QUOOOOOTE WATCH OUT, IM GOING TO RAM INTO YOUR BOAT!
R: 4 / I: 5
what happened to the cyberyamu thread
R: 20 / I: 12
>Copyrighting all of the sharty admins, moderators, mediators, and jannies so pooners will no longer make animation memes and art about them
R: 1 / I: 4
AmeriGOD hours are so gemmy but it's 2:08 right now and I'm tired.
Good night americans, or whatever. award
R: 1 / I: 0
>1930s slapstick kino where niggers slip on poop 2 like banana peels
R: 5 / I: 4
BBC gemmies thread~
R: 781 / I: 90
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 531 / I: 250

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 1651 / I: 379

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 474 / I: 97
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 428 / I: 174

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 889 / I: 273

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 296 / I: 68
the Snarky poopy
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 424 / I: 75

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 375 / I: 60

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 535 / I: 120

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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