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 78895[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>78897>>78900>>78902>>78962>>78988>>79000>>79016>>79032

Hello, this is the Buddhist guy from the thread about how to find chuddy foids. ive decided to put out my "advertisment" here. I know this is cringe and 'tarded but im embracing it.

I am a Buddhist. 18 years old, Italian-Thai ( but i look white ). I live in NY in the Tri-state area. anyone from NY, CT. or NJ is good. anything else is too far. I'm doing this bc there's very few Buddhists in my county so i have no other choice than xhis. I invite any ethnicity to respond to xhis post, but my main preference is non-european whites ( AKA Pashtuns, Tajiks, North Indians, etc ). Must be Buddhist. No followers of the Dorje Shugden heresy or Soka Gakkai "Buddhist" cult. No Nichiren either. If it isn't apparent already, i am a 'tist and would perfer a fellow 'tist.

may we all find our chudette!

 78897[Quote]

>>78895 (OP)
18-30 is age range which i prefer

 78898[Quote]>>78899

oh yeah real sly geg

 78899[Quote]

>>78898
my social skills are way better irl geeg i suddenly become 'tarded when i try to speak online geg

 78900[Quote]>>78901

>>78895 (OP)
Do you accept trans girls

 78901[Quote]

>>78900
I'm Buddhist so the answer is no.

 78902[Quote]>>78934


 78905[Quote]>>78906

im buddhist too nigga, my family was from vietnam wholesomeheart

 78906[Quote]>>78912


>>78905
Based. Also I implore you read about Xa Loi if you don’t know about it already. Basically the Buddhist Waco.

 78912[Quote]>>78917

>>78906
How tf is the literal Troon thread higher than xhis geg

 78913[Quote]>>78930

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HOLY GEM. IM ‘EEING GEMS OUTTA MY ‘EEHOLE

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>>78912
Because this is legitimately more faggy than anything I could conjure up

 78930[Quote]

>>78913
“ I am become gem, destroyer of coal”

 78934[Quote]>>78945

>>78902
Why am i addicted at looking at these whores sm?

 78945[Quote]>>78946

>>78934
What are you talking about? Something in 4cuck?

 78946[Quote]>>78949>>78951

>>78945
The whores posting their nudes trigger me alot. And i feel horrible because of how disgusting 4cuck can be and the pedo and fag content triggers my OCD

 78948[Quote]

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actually jsid

 78949[Quote]>>78952

>>78946
turn off image thumbnails in the settings

 78951[Quote]>>78952

>>78946
How far the mighty fall.

 78952[Quote]>>78953

>>78951
>>78949
Yes but the main problem is that i hate the idea of e dating some e whore.

 78953[Quote]>>78957

>>78952
Me too, which is why I am looking for ‘tarded sharty chudettes

 78955[Quote]>>78960>>78971

High effort bait

 78957[Quote]>>78961

>>78953
I just commented on of those posts and i feel like i turned into a really low point again. I feel actually bad for that girl rn

 78960[Quote]


>>78955
Not bait. Hate so say it but this is my only way to find someone geg

 78961[Quote]

>>78957
I usually feel bad for xhem. And it will get better my friend. Great mountains start in low fields at the bottom.

 78962[Quote]>>78965

>>78895 (OP)
I wonder how long it will take for my very niche genre of chuddette to respond to this thread, if ever ( probably never geg )

 78965[Quote]>>78967>>78970

>>78962
It won't happen, better luck on discord or something

 78967[Quote]>>78974

>>78965
Ew no thanks geg. I have hope. The foids have to be hiding somewhere here?

 78970[Quote]>>78972

>>78965
I know some chaste girls on der cord but they left the group and texting them would be pretty inapropriate in this context

 78971[Quote]

>>78955
bro really tried to 'age the thread. "you VILL stay single" geg

 78972[Quote]>>78973

>>78970
yeah that would be really rude and scummy behavior

 78973[Quote]>>78975

>>78972
Iirc you can actually marry a chudette online (depending on religion) but so far i never saw anyone doing it doe

 78974[Quote]

>>78967
The only foids here are pooners

 78975[Quote]>>78976

>>78973
geg wtf where does that happen? also marrying someone youve never met is usually a bad idea

 78976[Quote]>>78977>>78979

>>78975
ChinkTok but it seems like a myth to me kind of

 78977[Quote]

>>78976
yeah ill just stick to waiting for a response geg

 78979[Quote]

>>78976
i know most sharty women wouldnt laugh at xhis bc xhey arent judgemental like most typical young women and are also just as desperate geeeg

 78981[Quote]>>78982>>78985

the handful of foids that use this site are probably irreligious or otherwise not buddhist

 78982[Quote]>>78985

>>78981
already a buddhist in xhis thread so hopefully the foids are out xhere too geg

 78985[Quote]>>78986

>>78981
>>78982
I wonder how many Abrahamics are here then
<jnthq

 78986[Quote]>>78987

>>78985
probs most of the religious people on the sharty

 78987[Quote]>>78989

>>78986
Yeah but referring to the female demographic

 78988[Quote]>>79003

>>78895 (OP)
to any chudettes seeing this: I ABSOLUTLEY PROMISE YOU that I am nowhere near this awkward or bad at conversation in real life, my autism just seems to come out most when I try to articulate myself online, I am way more articulate than xhis in reality…

 78989[Quote]>>78990

>>78987
then idk. I've only seen a few people here publicly saying that they are women, most probably don't say.

 78990[Quote]>>78991

>>78989
Seen only three so far

 78991[Quote]>>78992

>>78990
and how long have jew been on the sharty? ive been on since late july

 78992[Quote]>>78993

>>78991
There's a Brapsraeli on /pol/ and the Tunisian also claimed to be Jewish. I remember only about a few American ones from a year ago or so

 78993[Quote]>>78994

>>78992
i meant "jew" as a substitute for "you" geg

 78994[Quote]>>78996

>>78993
2 or 1 year i don't count

 78995[Quote]

*years

 78996[Quote]

>>78994
only three in two-1 years geg. ive seen one on qa. several on the irc, and have heard of three others spoken of.

 79000[Quote]>>79004

>>78895 (OP)
i might just create a thread on pol asking if anyone there is buddhist and see if any of the responders are foids. even if none of them are ill still get a valuable learning experience from the exceptional minds of the average pol user geg

 79003[Quote]>>79005

>>78988
I say this too but its not true

 79004[Quote]

>>79000
still holding out hope that a foid sees this thread.

 79005[Quote]

>>79003
but in my case it actually is trve geg. I'm actually quite articulate in person

 79007[Quote]>>79008

I forgot to mention i'm looking the same but Muslim
>inb4 it's a fed

 79008[Quote]

>>79007
almost fell for the bait geg

 79009[Quote]>>79010

Why can’t you just be normal and attract women the normal way?

 79010[Quote]>>79013

>>79009
tf is the "normal" way? theres very few buddhists in my county so in person isnt really an option for me

 79013[Quote]

>>79010
You need to stop larping as a buddist, it's a meme religion. But the fact that you even made this post proves you're too retarded to talk to real people.

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>>78895 (OP)
This is the male equivalent of those women who say their minimum standards are 6'4" 8" dick 500k+ salary 145iq and somehow doesn't act like he's King Cock of planet Fuck who will cheat on them, and then somebody looks up the rate of that guy occuring in a population and it's like 1 in 80 million people.

Idk if you are going to find a buddhist foid in the tri-state area who is not a libturd and isn't also in a family that is going to arrange marriage her to her uncle back in pakistan o algo

 79018[Quote]

Looking for a unicorn there all larp

 79020[Quote]>>79039

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If you look white you probably aren't going to crack into those hyper-insular expat groups you mention, especially if they are chuddy and not trans flag hijab solo poly humanities student types. Uh maybe you could find somebody Thai using your Thai side of the family as a network..? I think Thai people are pretty apolitical which is basically chuddy by default once they are exposed to American liberals

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This is so faggy

 79024[Quote]>>79038

This is so straight

 79031[Quote]>>79041

The ethnicities you prefer basically trade daughters for a sufficient amount of goats, have you considered saving up and trying to contact a family? Oh but they're all pisslamic so they will call you an infidel and behead you

 79032[Quote]>>79046

>>78895 (OP)
hi im a big busty female foid not interested in pure sex but in love. not out of any inherent desire to 'posess' one another but out of the desire to be together. 1400 Defense Pentagon, Washington, DC 20301-1400.

 79037[Quote]

>>>78895 (OP)

>Idk if you are going to find a buddhist foid in the tri-state area who is not a libturd


libtards that are actual Buddhists dont really exist, xhey are all larpers




-and isn't also in a family that is going to arrange marriage her to her uncle back in pakistan o algo

geeeeeeg

 79038[Quote]

>>79024
thank you chuddy

 79039[Quote]>>79040

>>79020
i look more non-european white than european white, like to the degree i could easily pass as the groups i mentioned

 79040[Quote]

>>79039
Well it's more the religion thing and the fact that those groups won't even put up with people outside their own clan, let alone someone from a totally different culture

 79041[Quote]>>79042

>>79031
ive met a few Buddhist members of the groups i have mentioned so ik they exist, xhey are just rare

 79042[Quote]>>79043

>>79041
Well uh idk start with those guys ask if they know of any marriageable women

 79043[Quote]>>79045

>>79042
ive thought of that but i feel like i wouldnt be able to bring that up in a way that doesn't come across as weird and even if I did manage to bring it up in a not weird way I think it would still come across as very odd. also the people in the buddhist groups im in are mostly married or dont know any aformentioned women

 79044[Quote]


>Idk if you are going to find a buddhist foid in the tri-state area who is not a libturd


lot of immigrant buddhists in that area so i should be able to.

 79045[Quote]

>>79043
Well idk what you're going to do then, maybe you get lucky and run into one at the laundromat. They don't really seem to be a "dating" type, I don't think it would be that weird. At some point you're going to have to swallow your pride and admit that you're looking for a good woman and that your shared faith is important

 79046[Quote]

>>79032
absolute gegerald

 79047[Quote]

>>>79043 (You)
> At some point you're going to have to swallow your pride and admit that you're looking for a good woman and that your shared faith is important

Real.

 79048[Quote]

>>>79043 (You)
>Well idk what you're going to do then, maybe you get lucky and run into one at the laundromat.

its either going to be a foid in the same position as me responding to xhis thread or the situation you just described. theres basically no other option geg.



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