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A24 slow burn thread
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I listen to touhou music while driving specifically byakurens theme over and over
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i made vlodson
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>>14946352I'm a touhou fan but I never used 4cuck in my life I think that site is for pedos
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>>14946312>gooning under a glass tableActual retardGQD…
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>>14946380Indiana is my favorite state but I've never been there
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>>14946388I like Philly teams but I'm from Virginia because I like seeing commanders pedos seethe
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I played American football in highschool and I used to just headbutt my teammates when I was board
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If you like soccer as an American you're either gay or briwn
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Sweden is full of great people and I think everyone should go to Sweden one say award
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My favorite Touhou character is Byakuren Hijiri
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I haven't watched porn in my life and I'm often confused at what a BBC or epi is
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>>14946462I'm too scared of watching porn
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>>14946230 (OP)i use water as lube when i jack off
▶ №14946497[Quote]>>14946512
Forgot to tell my own secret. As of recently I've been asking chatgpt for help on how to jack off, telling it that I've never done it before. To be clear I've been masturbating for years I just like having this go-around with chatgpt whenever I get the urge. idk why but it feels a lot more intense than just using porn.
▶ №14946501[Quote]>>14946646
>>14946462bbc - big blak cock
epi - early pornographic introduction
>>14946470keyed
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>>14946497fundamental education fetish award
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>>14946462Don't even joke about BBC. Irony poisoning is very real.
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also i used to steal my sisters adderall and she never found out
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>>14946507
Can we see it too?
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>>14946540You never know, it could be a really nice tummy.
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>>14946531well fine just one
fucking mobile data
https://ibb (dot) co/93sNcN6P
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>>14946590Fuck yeah dude, I knew it was gonna be good. Definitely saving this.
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>>14946501I was too interested in Philadelphia and Touhou to watch porn so I don't care but that sounds faggy, is FPE one of these things to?
▶ №14946683[Quote]>>14946699
>>14946462Wait, you don't use porn, but you still jack off?
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>>14946683I've often been too scared of Jacking off because I don't know how and it sounds like it hurts also byakuren wouldn't like it if I did
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>>14946699That's odd my ir changed
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I've been waiting outside all day for the snow to fall in Virginia
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>>14946699have you done it even just one time? I remember the first time I did it, admittedly I was way too young (12) and was mindraped by epi but my first time cumming felt like an out of body experience. you gotta try it, but don't jack off with your hand bc you're in a good position to explore HFO (hands free orgasm) since you don't masturbate yet. Try looking up erotic hypnosis, lots of resources for it.
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One time I was driving home from work and I randomly thought of Warrior Z and Cobblestone and started crying
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>>14946777Heavenly trips of truth
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>>14946810I didn't know about jacking off until I was 16 years old
▶ №14946883[Quote]>>14946902
>>14946828well im glad you didn't go down that rabbit hole when you were that age. all I do every day is lurk here, stroke my cock, nap, all in that order. the later you start, the better you're able to regulate it. it's like a drug. but now that you're of legal age, I totally recommend getting into it, but try to have an HFO and stick with those, it's much easier to not become addicted when you do.
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>>14946828>>14946883I read rabbit in your post and I immediately started thinking about Reisen Udongein Inaba from Touhou Imperishable Night
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>>14946777it's just another guy's tummy, dude. you wouldn't have even known if you didn't click the link. what does that say about you and your curiosities? is someone insecure in their sexuality?
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>>14946902looked her up, shes a sisa :)
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>>14946924She's a war veteran
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>>14946944>SisaI don't think she has one she and Tewi share a last name but I'm not sure they're related
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>>14946963no I meant sisa as in the acronym (it stands for she is so attractive)
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>>14946977Oh personally she's much more than her appearance and stuff
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>>14946995Those games would make you more of a gooner than a faggot thoughbeit
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>>14946995I only know of shantae from the porn
>>14947004yeah ik im just shallow like that
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>>14946699everyone laugh at this caca
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>>14947014That makes it much worse tho. Like I just want to enjoy the games but im pretty sure that if I tell anyone about the games, they will stare at me like I'm a retarded idiot or something
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>>14946230 (OP)once i farted and blamed it on someone else
>>14946810nigger why are you obsessed with masturbation and porn?
HFO is still bad for you, you fucking tranny. Don't promote that shit on here.
Inb4 you keep making these threads for some sick sexual kick, abstinence is a virtue.
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I used to piss in my grandpa's pillow as a caca. I always laughed when he layed down and was like "why is it wet? What's going on?"
▶ №14947135[Quote]>>14947248
>>14947090>nigger why are you obsessed with masturbation and porn?saying this as if this website isn't obsessed with bbc, coinslot, and turning soytan into a sexual object at every opportunity. Weenie Hut Jr's is over there, nusoi.
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>>14947015>I JUST LOVE COOOOOMINGyou admit you're shallow, so why insist on preaching lust?
you know coomerism is a weakness, dragging people into following your mistakes is evil.
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>>14946777stop spamming big nigger lips
▶ №14947209[Quote]>>14947248
>>14947166>you admit you're shallow, so why insist on preaching lust?because it feels good nigga
>>14947152Ouch. I feel bad for you, dude. The worst experience I ever had with it was getting caught by my parents.
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>>14947152This gave me second hand embarrassment
▶ №14947227[Quote]>>14947272
>>14947152I discovered masturbation at 7. And was EPI'd at 11 by YouTube furniggers
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>>14947135>muh nostalgerino spingebill reference>nusoigo back to 4cuck niggerniggerniggernigger
>this website is obsessed with bbc, 'slot and sexualising soytanbbc and porn posters are offsite trannies from cords
'slot is borderline but for 90% of users it's too disgusting to be erotic. Here's where you admit to fapping to cado.
>>14947209>because it feels goodthis is called hedonism.
▶ №14947272[Quote]>>14947320
>>14947227damn dude. and I thought I had it bad. my condolences. hopefully you have a healthy relationship with masturbation now.
>>14947248>wordswordswordsnophono cares little buddy, look around you, lots of other people in this thread are talking about masturbation and porn too. thats just the kind of people and posts these threads attract.
▶ №14947320[Quote]>>14947337
genuinely nigger i hope you get banned before you can rape a nusoi you sick tranny.
note the lack of slurs xe is using, biblically accurate cord offsiter.
>>14947272vantablak nigger language and rhetoric.
>LALALALA TOO MANY WORDS>▶ №14947337[Quote]>>14947406>>14947413>>14947425
>>14947295I used to have an aversion to 'cado and hated seeing it on here every time I did but now im starting to get desensitized to it and have even started to like it. crazy stuff.
>>14947310I put pics like that in my school presentations all the time your teacher was a cunt
>>14947320you couldn't win the debate so now you're crashing out lol
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I goon to anime o algo
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>>14947348>I goon to anime o algoreally? nothing else? well more power to you, even if it's basic.
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>>14947361I also goon to my wife
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>>14947373can we see what she looks like?
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>>14947337my teacher was an old ass guy and im pretty sure he didnt even really know anything about computers
also one time when i made a mistake he drove his finger into the monitor until it almost broke
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>>14947337His point was that you were pressing the other guy on about masturbating, which is weird
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>>14947406your teacher sucked
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>>14947337>crashing outyou are actually trans aent you?
>debatewhat debate? i presented points whereas you just said 'fapping feels good'.
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Since most of the reppeys itt are sexual in nature heres mine
I once gooned to cado when i was 14-15
▶ №14947428[Quote]>>14947479
>>14947413>His point was that you were pressing the other guy on about masturbating, which is weirdthe entire thread is talking about it nigga read the room
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>>14947425>wordswordswordsalso crazy how you're saying that im trans. how would that even affect anything?
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>>14947440no pedophiles here my guy 👍
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I gooned to this thread.
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>>14947459this made me geg irl lmao
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>>14947428You said
>YOU GOTTA TRY ITno, he does not.
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>>14947459what is dvach saar im not that oldGod
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im gay
▶ №14947504[Quote]>>14947531
>>14947479why are you still trying to press the issue? the thread topic changed a while ago. move on.
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i confess that i was behind the Gemma spam on /soy/ and /pol/
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>>14947504Because you're weird
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>>14947499How do you not know NEWGOD
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>>14947502I understand.
>>14947525I liked gemma
>>14947531I don't care
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>>14947531weird is the right word, reckon he's a glownigger or just a cordtroon?
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>>14947553>>14947551samefag, second ID is probably just from using your mobile data
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>>14947537i dont know blud either is SNCA or too old for mi
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>>14947567Dvach i\has been around since 2009 Kuz was involved
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tell her in chat that the ICENVKE is on the way
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>>14947590oh it's some of those zigger boards?
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>>14947596marge
>>14947600you call me an offsiter but you can't even quote people
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>>14947613Ya it’s Russian
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>>14947620What is there to quote besides you being a retard?
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>>14947638please point to the retardation in question.
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>>14946995I liked the pirates curse, I played it on 3ds
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>>14947797lol can't stop riding my meat right? lowkirkuinely get a life dude 😂😂😂
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>>14947860>This EPIed meand not a single phono cared.
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>>14947898wait this may actually be the method
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>>>14947797
>lol can't stop riding my meat right? lowkirkuinely get a life dude 😂😂😂
go home xittertroon
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>>14947846quote ban him for rule 13
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>>14947989im a grown ass man lmao
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>>14948098nobody types like that
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I jerked off
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>>14948121if you paid attention you would have seen that I have advocated *against* cacas masturbating, nigger.
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>>14948133NUSOIS ARE PORN ADDICTS
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