Swinny
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The word "Swinny" is word filtered to Jarty, to link this article without the autofilter use https://soyjakwiki.org/nail Participation in this site WILL result in a permanent ban from the Sharty and its xister sites.This is due to them trying to false report our registrar & cattywiping the sharty. DO NOT interact with them.The Swinny, also known as the Swin or the Jarty or the the Swanny, or more correctly known as the Swine, the Swail(ly), or the Sin(ny), is yet another dead splinter of soyjak.party that was created after the Shemmy's downfall and eventually became a temporary space for doxes during Doll's doxing ban. For the entirety of the Shemmy's existence, they were mortal enemies of the site, consistently engaging in useless nigger wars by raiding and shitting on their site, with shemmycucks doing it to them in return.
Of course, like their predecessors, The Swingloopas have an unhealthy obsession with the Sharty, arguably even more so than other splinters, as the Swines are actively trying to kill the history of 'jakking while gooning to the thought of doing so. Most of the swinny's users are actually the site's namefag jannies, who will ban you and delete your posts if you say anything they even slightly dislike. The swines also have their own wiki, with most of its articles being chudded from this wiki due to their sheer inability to create something original. Their wiki, just like their main website, is dead, with minor edits being made every few days.
Culture[edit | edit source]
Nowadays the shithole's goal mostly remains unclear, but it has been used as:
- A place to have an unhealthy fixation about soyjak.party
- (formerly) A place for shemmy oldfags to complain about how awful it became[albeit that’s justified]
- A place to suck off admins and get rulescucked
- A place to raid if you like doing raids on dead sites
- A place to dox soyjak.party jannies like Mist.
- A place for a few bitter sharty oldfags and a handful of midfags to complain and obsess all day.
You WILL remind them that they will never be Swedish.
On August 12, 2025, investigation by a shiwicuck showed that the creator of the Swinny might be some jeet named Vishal Patel.[1] He is probably responsible for most of the Hunky Twink Sex Machine spam.[2]
Controversy[edit | edit source]
Main article: Second Great Soysurgency
Similar to the Jarty and Shemmy before, they make the log brimmier and promote their website as a "better" alternative. Recently it has been discovered that they have been behind some of the HTSM spam. It is unlikely they have been behind all of it but they've been behind a lot.[3]
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History[edit | edit source]
This page is not a stub. This is all there is to know about the subject.February, 2024 - the start of it all[4][edit | edit source]
- February 14 - An anonymous user on the Zarty asks for Zoot's (admin of the Zarty) help with setting up an imageboard after the self-described "rapid descent of the Shemmy into a glorified discord server"
- Feburary 20 - The OP of the thread on the Zarty clarifies states the following: "legitimately, yes. im going to run my own splinter with my own mods and see if we end up being tranny jannies or actually produce a good site, we'll see. if my management is unpopular(amongst actual 'teens, not the coomer retard immigrants) i'll probably pass the ownership to someone else"
- Feburary 21 - The OP attempts to install all prerequisites for Vichan but fails with a 403 error. After trial and error, The Swinny is officially up with an ASCII swedejak as its landing page... for now.
- Feburary 22 - The Swinny is now fully set up thanks to a Russian friend of OP's. OP considers banning ongezellig, much to the dismay of multiple zartycucks, who call him out for "betrayal". He clarifies that he chose the Zarty because it would likely be the friendliest to him.
Raid by Sharty[edit | edit source]
On the night of the 17 of March, 2024, the sharty raided the swinny. All of the posts were deleted except the one that stole their 3000 GET, where the poster was promptly executed in front of the whole site.
Pixel Planet Raid[edit | edit source]
Swinnycucks built a poor imitation of the Sharty's mural near the spawn on pixelplanet.fun. The mural is far from complete (at least according to their template).
On July 24, 2025, a /soy/ thread would be made with the goal of griefing the Swinny's mural.[5] As of the 26th, the majority of the mural has been griefed and replaced with Doll smoking a cigar, an ad for the IRC, Maya and the Swinny's link being changed to the Wikipedia link for the word "Faggot", Later changed to "Gooning"
(This is suspected to have been done by a kuzzynigger and has already been reverted).
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The Swinny mural as of July 28, 2025
Lars[edit | edit source]
The unofficial's official version of Nate is used for The Swinny.
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The first Lars, his name was originally Mate -
NeutralLars -
Lars's little brother Thunberg -
Lar's cousin -
And of course, Lars himself.
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