SNCA:Parasite Pill

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

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The Parasite Pill is a conspiracy theory TRVTHNVKE proposed by schizophrenic /x/ and /pol/ users claiming that there are parasitic organisms inside of your body (primarily intestines) are the cause of all of your ills, addictions, sexual debauchery, mental illnesses, and you being a lazy fat slob who can't do niggeraisin in life. <- even doe these things are caused by our wicked hearts and fallen natures even if these things don’t affect most people. <- wormbrain cope, disregard

How (((Big Pharma))) hid the parasites from (You)[edit | edit source]

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wip, I need to sleep so here is agenda for tomorrow write about how the FDA is lying fags who did sugar ivermectin fentbendazole discredit liars wicked niggers evil niggers back on track we talk bout how they promote exact opposite of health and kill truthers and are evil why its profitable for womrs --- high effort placeholder award

Signs (You) got worms[edit | edit source]

• Stomach problems, such as constipation, bloating, being gassy, diarrhea, bleeding, poop floating, tiny worm particles(they look like tiny pieces of cheese or rice) in poop, generally just Irritable Bowel Syndrome
• Anxiety or depression
• Mental illnesses, such as schizophrenia, autism, alzheimer's, and OGD
• Having addictions
• Sugar cravings, and having a general increased appetite and hunger
• Weight issues
• Getting sick often
• Chronic fatigue, lethargy, or apathy
• Brain fog, weak memory, and overall just being an good goy with no independent thought
• Being a sexual deviant, such as a faggot, tranny, or pedo
• Skin problems
• Dark circles under your eyes^{[albeit this can be caused by terrible sleep aswell]}
• Constant headaches
• Having mucus in your throat constantly
• Having allergies, asthma, or diabetes
• Pains or aches in the back, joints and muscles
• Anemia and/or other blood problems
• Tooth grinding or clenching
• Vision problems
• Sleep problems

Or do you have no symptoms at all? A majority of the people infected have no symptoms due <- add link and study and whatever tomorrow

Checklist[edit | edit source]

If you have done these things, you have parasites:

• Eating fruits or vegetables
• Eating meat
• Eating grass or licking walls or some other dumb unhygenic raisin when you were a caca
• Eating literally anything
• Drinking tap and/or unfiltered water
• Using a public restroom
• Picking your nose
• Having a cold
• Having pets, especially if you let them lick you or get inside the house
• Getting vaccines
• Having sex
• Having sex with multiple people and being a nasty promiscuous whore in general
• Especially anal, oral, or gay sex
• Being raped, especially as a child
• Being the rapist
• Being Jewish, especially if your mother was a jew, extra especially if you are in a more traditional community such as hasidic or orthodox, and extra extra fuggin especially if you got Metzitzah b'peh
• Unironically using the word though in a sentence though
• Editing the cartoon bald man with glasses and beard wiki^{[Yeah, I'm looking at YOU, fag]}
• Literally just being born and existing as blood-borne parasites can spread from mother to baby

ding ding ding! you've got vvorms

Parasites and Sexual Deviancy[edit | edit source]

Sex Zombies[edit | edit source]

Epigenetic Remodeling[edit | edit source]

All Disease is caused by Parasites[edit | edit source]

The Grand Conspiracy[edit | edit source]

Jews and Parasites[edit | edit source]

Oy vey! This section is treif! The content of this page has been disapproved by the state of Israel. 2:25

Parasites are literal Demons[edit | edit source]

The Truth about the Elites[edit | edit source]

DEWORMING GUIDE[edit | edit source]

	This is actually... LE HELPFUL? You can read this for more info about the topic

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