/soy/ - Soyjaks

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>BAITING GUIDE
So (You) want to be a master baiter?
In this thread and post we will discuss every way you can bait a nusoi.

>Spadeson/Race Bait
An 'ol classic, has been around on the website for very long time. Sadly due to this, it isn't as effective as it used to be. This type of bait is best used on /pol/ and is most effective on spergy chuds, it's very reliable and depending on your presentation you can expect a lot of (You)'s

>Neutralposting
Another classic, this type of bait has held the test of time since it's exception. Unlike spade posting it isn't restricted to an idea. You can go wild with this, you can say the most deplorable and depraved shit and post this as picrel, Or you can express your love for the LGBTQIA2+ community. Think of Neutralposting as the swiss army knife of bait, you have to pick the correct tool at the right time to get lots of (You)'s from this one.

>Vlodson
A younger bait on the site, vlodson capitalizes on the abundance of posts glazing and glorifying it. The sheer site of it angers professional 'jakers and pisses them off so much so that they tried false flagging the vlodson baiters as pedophiles. The amount of things this bait has accomplished and achieved in a short amount of time is nothing but astounding peaking when it landed a spot on the nameroll list, something few bait has achieved.

>>14939917
holy fuck learn to spell you low iq nigger

>>14939917
>vlodson
its not 2025 dude vlodson threads either slide down 'catty, get samefagged by op, or is just porn bait

bait that always works
>anti-christian atheist bait, will get a bizillion reppeys, quote people with those edits of the pope as spadeson.
>islamic bait, larp as an actual muslim (dont just post urr jihad, kill joos), it will get a bunch of people to debate about islam
>fag/tranny bait, make a thread larping as a faggot or a tranny or type like one, try to make it credible.
>foidbait, say youre a foid and post those barbiejaks or whatever theyre called
>act like a newfag, make threads getting shit about soyculture wrong, ask what soyspek terms mean, write the email in the fields wrong, moralfag about raids, write in inconsisten ipad baby grammar if they ask say you came from twitter, soyquote anyone who tells you to go back with images with soybooru filenames/screenshot filenames
>bait bait, when someone soyquotes you with htsm or whatever act like youre genuinely getting baited and youre mad at them, supersaging obvious bait threads and writing like youre genuinely leaking about it, or lee about variant:unknowns, call people who make fun of you discord pedophiles who are killing de sharty
>post furry shit like averi, dont avatarfag as it though, if anyone calls you a zoophile sperg out about how furry porn isnt zoophilia copying some preddit thread and how porn addiction is based and christpilled
>self insert as soytan in your threads
>take a post from some fucked up reddit confession, summarize it to a few lines of text removing all the context, then attach a neutralplier
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bait that might or might not work
<blaked bait, overused, might get reppeys if some sperg white supremacist from 4cuck leaks about it
<anti-nazi/white supremacist bait, this one only works in /pol/ sometimes, just remind them their ideology is dead and that they arent gonna do nothing for their race
<bleached bait, say youre brown/blak and talk about how yt pipo are superior and shit, like that one iranian guy who said something along the lines of "our women crave for white people, we are just inferior"
<post about a piece of media associated with trannies (fpe, oneshot, some snca tranime), soyquote those who tell you to go back with htsm and try to explain how the media is actually hecking awesome and based, bonus points if you type like a tranny
<act like a white supremacist while saying youre racemixed/spic/seamonkey/slavic, if youre actually brown or you find some area with light that makes you look brown take a photo of your arm doing a nazi salute and post shitty tcc edits
<white supremacist bait, start sperging out about how 90% of europeans are swarthy and brown and how only the hecking nordics are aryan, call anyone who isnt from europe a racemixed subhuman and use the 1% drop ideology
<act like a leftie and sperg out about how its muh fuggin capitalism fault, will get no reppeys if you dont understand what youre talking about
<larp as a jew, this one doesnt even work anymore, you might make one guy leak but chances are half of nusois will start larping as a kike in the thread too

>>14940120
forgot about pooner bait where you just type in a very girly way while constantly denying youre a woman like the moistpepper nigger and oreos

ACTUAL how to bait guide:
>get 0 reppeys
>spam bump your own bait every 10 minutes
>have 3 trillion reppeys that are just you saying "up" OR the thread gets derailed completely
>say you successfully baited all the nusois with your bait

>>14940166
geg

>>14940169
you actually fucking obsessed with furries genuine weird obsession, you probably post that image because your esexually attracted to it you nigger pedophile

>>14940196
yeah nigga youre just a weird fucking pedophile man

like youre obsession with furries is actually weird bro

>>14940199
Projection

>>14940265
nigga stop quoting me with this shit youre fuking weird

>>14940212
nah bro

>>14940171
wdym im obsessed… 3:

>>14940356
Your a pig

>>14940384
NO IM NOTTT :c

compilating a bunch of information on random furniggers just to proof how awful they are for this site

hey guys im a soytan-gooner blaked atheist muslim femboy transgirl antifascist mexican jewish liberal white supremacist who just joined the site yesterday

>>14940448
KILLLLLL YOURSELLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF FAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT YWNBAW

>>14940452
s-sorry ><

>>14939917
People dont fall for vlodson bait anymore