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 78372[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>78403>>78850

i have successfully managed to acquire an foid, all you gotta do is work on yourself chuds, and a like-minded foid will eventually come to you.
>don't fuck with e-girls doe, get an real women like a normalGOD
yes, there ARE actual real women that hate (((DA JOOOS))) and like the 'sharty, you just gotta put yourself out there!
>if a woman doesn't like you then don't pursue them like a roachnigger, just talk to someone else and don't waste your time
also avoid dating apps because most of them are not looking for good long-term relationships (also they're full of commiepedotroons)
>remember to wear a condom, nusois!

 78400[Quote]

Keyed advice

 78403[Quote]>>78441

>>78372 (OP)
How did you find her?
>>remember to wear a condom, nusois!
Ewwwwwww sex haver yuuuuucccckkyyy. You have girl cooties ewwwwwww get off the board

 78404[Quote]>>78436

I have 'put myself out there' but it doesn't work when you're 5'4 and ugly

 78405[Quote]>>78406

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>I have 'put myself out there' but it doesn't work when you're 5'4 and ugly
<nigger

 78406[Quote]

>>78405
I'm white doe its just my mom is a femlet

 78434[Quote]>>78441

Tell us more about her and how you met

 78436[Quote]

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>>78404
just use ur built up incel rage and resentment to become expectionally rich, i dont think there are any other options, maybe settling with an ugly girl but that still keeps the curse of unattractiveness in your bloodline, spawning more incels

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>remember to wear a condom

Fuck you. You've never had actual sex with a woman.

 78440[Quote]

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Thread custom-designed to make cuckjeet lose another couple years from xhis life span from the cortisol spike

 78441[Quote]>>78442>>78444>>78445

>>78403
>>78434
we ended up meeting through university, mostly through shared interests (kiwi culture)
met up a couple of times after class to discuss le 'sharty and mutual jeet hatred, didn't really feel the need to do that retarded niggerskin flirting shit that blackpilled chuds say, just ended up happening naturally over time

 78442[Quote]>>78849

>>78441
How did you first realise she was keyed, was it just vibes or how she acted in class

 78444[Quote]>>78450

>>78441
I also agree flirting is retarded, ideally you should start off as friends with common interests/values and the relationship develops naturally, I find people that need to flirt have to force it because they don’t truly like each other

 78445[Quote]>>78849

>>78441
By kiwi do you mean New Zealand or kiwi farms geg

 78450[Quote]

>>78444
This is how it should be

 78849[Quote]

>>78442
only found out by talking, never really gave off the impression of a chudette at first glance geg

>>78445
kiwifarms

 78850[Quote]

>>78372 (OP)
how do i even find a sharty foid other than "advertising" myself on the sharty, which i did before on /qa/ and might do again here on r9k



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