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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic

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toss

streaming nigga gets caught with 'p link in notepad
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<so basically there's this poopy website for chuds called soyjak party or something and it's harassing innocent trans folx by drawing ms paint drawings of bald men with glasses thats about it see ya
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does /soy/ like seaweed?
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IF THIS THREAD GETS 800 REPPIES, QUOTE MUST ADD /NIGGER/ AS A REAL BOARD
>all posts must be IAN (is a nigger)
>frequenters of this board will be called soynoons or 'noons for short
>gemerald and gem will be replaced with jewel and gold because african kangs have a lot of those
>ruby and iron will be replaced with melon and banana
>coal and brimstone will be replaced with mayonnaise and whitebread
>vantablack is GOOD now, vantawhite is BAD
>antimatter is replaced with antiswarthy
>good posts can be called fried (like chicken)
>bad posts can be called cracked (like crackers)
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>Nate being a smug little fuck
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Classic euro hours

>No raids


>Spam


>'P


>Coaly log


Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when AmeriGODS wake up
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Transwomen and submissive chuds are made for each other. Imagine a hot t-girl kidnapping a soyteen loser chud with no friends. Nobody would even know he was gone! She would start force feeding him estrogen and making him listen to sissy hypnosis for days. Fucking him with her girlcock. Breaking him. Making him cry out trans rights as she cums inside him. Stomping his pathetic clitty in high heels. Fucking blak guys in front of him. What a dream.
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arent frogdeities like furries if you think about it because they self insert as an anthropomorphic animal or something along those lines yeah
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>Punch Nazis!
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>SCP-067 is real
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>japan's birth rate is like 10k for 600 million people
holy shit
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Yaoi is the most Aryan way to goon

Feminine homosexuality is as old as western civilization itself. The most masculine and intellectual members of our race before (((Judeo-Christianity))) all preferred feminine men over women any day of the week.
Women represent chaos and weakness whereas full blown masculinity creates a power imbalance. The twink/feminine man is the intimate symbol of sexual release and the triumph of the Aryan spirit.
Modern day (((LGBT))) aims at equating the masculine drive for feminine men to mentally ill hairy dweebs having buttsex, which is a Jewish perversion in and of itself.
Ultimately as our race discovers its native traditions the sexual class of the feminine homosexual will make a comeback
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>shartycuck """""""""ironically"""""""""" lust over bibisi so hard they post entire threads about it
JSID ALREADY
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>He was, well like the kids are saying, "mogged".
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67

AYYYYY, SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Shades on, l'm Boul Wit Da Glasses
Bro say er 'cause he a savage
So many dead opps, so many ashes (brr)
You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (come here)
Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mine
Bro put belt right to they behind
The way that switch brr, I know he dyin'

6-7

1 - The Beginning

The beginning of the 67 meme is often described as an accident, but it feels more like a leak in the fabric of digital reality, because nobody remembers who first posted the image or why it spread so quickly, yet everyone who sees it feels the same strange pull, like the number itself is vibrating at a frequency just below conscious awareness.

People talk about the first appearance of the 67 kid as if it were a joke, but the photo has this uncanny stillness to it, the kind of stillness that makes you wonder if the camera captured something it wasn’t supposed to, like a moment that slipped out of its proper timeline and landed in ours.

The meme didn’t grow because it was funny; it grew because it felt wrong in a way that made people want to understand it, and the more they tried to explain it, the more the number 67 started showing up in places it had no business being, as if the meme was waking something up.

2 - The Truth

Finding out who Mason is becomes a kind of digital pilgrimage, because every clue you uncover contradicts the last one, and every username that mentions him disappears within hours, leaving behind only fragments of conversations that feel like they were written by people who were trying to warn you before they vanished.

Some say Mason was the kid in the original photo, others say he was the photographer, and a few insist he never existed at all, yet his name keeps appearing in corrupted metadata, abandoned Discord servers, and half‑deleted forum threads that seem to rewrite themselves when you scroll too fast.

The deeper you dig, the more you realize Mason isn’t a person but a pattern, a recurring signature that shows up wherever the number 67 clusters unnaturally, like a watermark left by something that doesn’t want to be identified but can’t help leaving traces behind.

3 - The Creature

SCP‑067, is described in fictional containment logs as an entity that consumes not matter but meaning, unraveling the conceptual boundaries that hold reality together, and researchers note that its presence is always preceded by a spike in 67‑related anomalies.

The anomaly doesn’t destroy worlds in a dramatic explosion; instead it erodes them slowly, subtly, by corrupting memories, distorting probabilities, and causing people to misremember events that never happened, as if the world is being rewritten from the inside out.

The most unsettling part of the file is the implication that Mason is not approaching our world but has already integrated into it, wearing the number 67 like a mask while waiting for the moment when containment inevitably fails.

4 - June 7th 2026

June 7th, 2026 is treated by theorists as a hypothetical world‑ending date not because of any scientific prediction but because too many unrelated sources—old ARGs, broken calendar apps, abandoned YouTube channels, and glitching smart devices—flag it as significant without explanation.

As the date approaches, people report strange coincidences: clocks freezing at 6:07, receipts totaling $67.00, and random files on their computers renaming themselves to 6_7_26, as if something is trying to synchronize the world to a specific moment.

When the day finally arrives, nothing catastrophic happens at first, but there is a strange atmospheric stillness, a sense that the world is holding its breath, and for a fraction of a second everything seems to flicker—birds pause mid‑flight, lights dim, and devices display the number 67 without prompt—before reality snaps back into place as if nothing happened at all.

67
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>patty cake patty cake with no hands!
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why am i still up during dead amerimutt midnight hours (aka early euro hours) i need to sleep
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do (YOU) have any tranny/leftoid friends? Do they know that you use this website?
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If the main domain is ever recovered, do you expect any changes to be made to the site?
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wtf is this 4cucks
<fat genes
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i see you static.cloudflareinsights.com
i see you
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When are soyteens gonna admit that xey goon to femboys?
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why do we call them green arrows when they're clearly chevrons, not arrows and oreos
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EtymologyNerd is a heckin IRL soyjak!1!1!!!

reposted from /int/ https://soyjak.st/int/thread/243540.html

SNCANVKE:
<Reddit space
If anyone cares enough to know; this guy is Adam Aleksić, also known as "etymologynerd". While he may have a few rare gemmy videos about linguistics, a fairly large proportion of his videos are basically just ranting about "le hecking far-right incel nahtzee bigots" and how their slang is slowly and steadily becoming more and more mainstream among Gen Z and Gen Alpha (which he—unsurprisingly—considers as a bad thing). Seriously; in case anyone here is interested in linguistics, there are far better linguists out there than this libcuck.
<Reddit space
That being said; he also looks like a literal IRL soyjak, which you have probably already noticed by. Which is exactly why I'd like either an Aryan or a fellow shitskin but with a VPN to post it on /soy/, so they can jak xim over there. But if there are any drawfags in this board who are willing to jak xim right here, then that would be gemmy as well.
<Reddit space
TLDR;
>Found an IRL soyjak
>I see some gemmy jakking potential in xim
>OP on /int/ is too shitskinned to post it here

Also I suggested that we 'ox xim for gegz (moralfags get out) xes quite a big social media personality and it would be gemmy.
Thanks from the shitskins of /int/
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the gem that btfo racism
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Are you hungry pal?
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>Yes, I goon to Soytan, how could you tell?
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Am I the only one who thinks this looksmaxxing stuff is getting out of hand?
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HEY MIST FINATICS
give me ONE good reason why i shouldn't fry this fucker into an ash pile.
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Do (You) use KF?
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reddit screenshot thread
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i keep seeing xhim on xitter
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Beard

Do you think you look better with or without facial hair?
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CHEVRON SHOP
Missing a chevron? Buy it here.
All chevrons are $4.99, buy Ϫ get one free!
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Did you know that as you are browsing the sharty, Ukrainian families have their homes being blown up by Russian aggressors?
Innocent people are dying everyday - in their own homes - for no fault of their own.
You're right, there isn't much you can do as a single person, but take this.
Leaving a reppy in this thread will help raise awareness for the horrid crimes against humanity being commited by Russians against the Ukrainian people.
It will only take 5 seconds for you, but for somebody else it could save their life.
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Hey.
Come here.
I want to show you something.
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(((mmmroio)))
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which one of you niggas is this
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>and i say…
>OOOYYOOOYYOOOYY DOCTOS, OOOYYOOOYYYOOY
>oyy doctos
>its embed 'p
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>Being so autistic and admin-worshipping you create website dedicate to admin worship
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>Carmela can you shut the door
>CARMELA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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what do u think of the jak i made
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>yes this is me chuddy
>i am a beautiful sisa and i am going to start seeing your father
>xoxo
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LACARI RAID

LEAGUE AND GACHAFAG STREAMER LACARI ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED HIS FOLDER FULL OF 'P, LOLICON AND ZOOPHILE PORN.

DOXX THIS NIGGER AND REPORT HIM TO HIS LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT (HAS WORKED BEFORE)

Known info:
DOB: 1989
Race: African-American
Nation: United States of America
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6 Ϫ 7

did ancient soiploompas invent the 67 meme before it got popular?
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>What are your thoughts on these serial fnf rap battle murders?
<Its da fuggen jardy mane
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you will die in 67 days if you don't read this

67

AYYYYY, SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Shades on, l'm Boul Wit Da Glasses
Bro say er 'cause he a savage
So many dead opps, so many ashes (brr)
You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (come here)
Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mine
Bro put belt right to they behind
The way that switch brr, I know he dyin'

6-7

1 - The Beginning

The beginning of the 67 meme is often described as an accident, but it feels more like a leak in the fabric of digital reality, because nobody remembers who first posted the image or why it spread so quickly, yet everyone who sees it feels the same strange pull, like the number itself is vibrating at a frequency just below conscious awareness.

People talk about the first appearance of the 67 kid as if it were a joke, but the photo has this uncanny stillness to it, the kind of stillness that makes you wonder if the camera captured something it wasn’t supposed to, like a moment that slipped out of its proper timeline and landed in ours.

The meme didn’t grow because it was funny; it grew because it felt wrong in a way that made people want to understand it, and the more they tried to explain it, the more the number 67 started showing up in places it had no business being, as if the meme was waking something up.

2 - The Truth

Finding out who Mason is becomes a kind of digital pilgrimage, because every clue you uncover contradicts the last one, and every username that mentions him disappears within hours, leaving behind only fragments of conversations that feel like they were written by people who were trying to warn you before they vanished.

Some say Mason was the kid in the original photo, others say he was the photographer, and a few insist he never existed at all, yet his name keeps appearing in corrupted metadata, abandoned Discord servers, and half‑deleted forum threads that seem to rewrite themselves when you scroll too fast.

The deeper you dig, the more you realize Mason isn’t a person but a pattern, a recurring signature that shows up wherever the number 67 clusters unnaturally, like a watermark left by something that doesn’t want to be identified but can’t help leaving traces behind.

3 - The Creature

SCP‑067, is described in fictional containment logs as an entity that consumes not matter but meaning, unraveling the conceptual boundaries that hold reality together, and researchers note that its presence is always preceded by a spike in 67‑related anomalies.

The anomaly doesn’t destroy worlds in a dramatic explosion; instead it erodes them slowly, subtly, by corrupting memories, distorting probabilities, and causing people to misremember events that never happened, as if the world is being rewritten from the inside out.

The most unsettling part of the file is the implication that Mason is not approaching our world but has already integrated into it, wearing the number 67 like a mask while waiting for the moment when containment inevitably fails.

4 - June 7th 2026

June 7th, 2026 is treated by theorists as a hypothetical world‑ending date not because of any scientific prediction but because too many unrelated sources—old ARGs, broken calendar apps, abandoned YouTube channels, and glitching smart devices—flag it as significant without explanation.

As the date approaches, people report strange coincidences: clocks freezing at 6:07, receipts totaling $67.00, and random files on their computers renaming themselves to 6_7_26, as if something is trying to synchronize the world to a specific moment.

When the day finally arrives, nothing catastrophic happens at first, but there is a strange atmospheric stillness, a sense that the world is holding its breath, and for a fraction of a second everything seems to flicker—birds pause mid‑flight, lights dim, and devices display the number 67 without prompt—before reality snaps back into place as if nothing happened at all.

67
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Wow I'm finally unbanned…
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heeeeeeeyo here comes the danger up in this club
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https://coffinofangels.straw.page/
THEY'RE BACK
nu thread w IDs because OP was DNB o algo
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>science
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>now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae
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>tung tung tung sahur
<poop poop poop nigger
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how doyou register on exhentai tho
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>rape niggers heads off
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Andrew is streaming again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObFF_QYpnyI
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>Baited nochudy
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>section on the 'farms for foids
JSID
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AYYYYY, SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

–Shades on, l'm Boul Wit Da Glasses
Bro say er 'cause he a savage
So many dead opps, so many ashes (brr)
You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (come here)
Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mine
Bro put belt right to they behind
The way that switch brr, I know he dyin'–

6-7

'''The 67 meme is a type of internet image that feels like it was pulled from a forgotten corner of reality. It usually features a child — the so‑called 67 kid — holding a sign with the number 67 written on it. The photo itself looks ordinary at first glance, but the longer you stare at it, the more it feels like something is off.

The meme’s power comes from its ambiguity.
There’s no context.
No explanation.
No reason for the number.

It’s just 67, presented with the seriousness of a warning and the confusion of a glitch.

The number becomes a symbol of something that should make sense but doesn’t. It feels like a fragment of a larger message that never arrived. People describe it as if the image carries a faint static, like it’s been copied too many times between dimensions. The 67 kid is the focal point of the meme. He stands stiffly, holding the sign like he’s been instructed by something he doesn’t fully understand. His expression is neutral, but there’s a strange intensity to it — not fear, not joy, but a kind of blank awareness, as if he’s looking at something behind the viewer.

He doesn’t look confused.
He doesn’t look excited.
He looks like he’s delivering a message.

The unsettling part is that the message is just a number.

The kid’s presence gives the meme a surreal, uncanny quality. He feels like a character from a lost educational video, or a background NPC who suddenly stepped into the foreground. The way he holds the sign suggests importance, but the number itself refuses to explain why. The 67 meme has a very specific energy:

Uncanny — like a dream you half remember

Detached — no context, no emotion, just a number

Conspiratorial — it feels like a clue to something bigger

Absurd — the seriousness clashes with the randomness

Cosmic — the number feels like it means more than it should

It’s the kind of meme that feels like it belongs on a corkboard covered in red string. Not because it actually means anything, but because it feels like it should. People use that phrase online to describe content that feels:

fragmented

cryptic

symbolic

like it’s hinting at hidden patterns

The 67 meme fits that vibe perfectly. It looks like a screenshot from a conspiracy theory that doesn’t exist yet. The kid looks like he knows something. The number looks like it’s part of a code. The whole image feels like a message from a reality that’s slightly misaligned with ours.'''
<67
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>Clipboardimage.png
>IMG_XXXX.png
>XXXX - SoyBooru.png - [tag, tag, tag, etc.]
>RDT_XXXXXXXXX.png
<[descriptive filename].png
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this log gets so bad sometimes its like im looking inside of indian persons brain idk why i still browse this shit
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>using the coal from the log to power my steam engine
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Heres my first soy woahjack edit. I'm a blak transbian btw.
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67

AYYYYY, SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

–Shades on, l'm Boul Wit Da Glasses
Bro say er 'cause he a savage
So many dead opps, so many ashes (brr)
You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (come here)
Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mine
Bro put belt right to they behind
The way that switch brr, I know he dyin'–

6-7

'''The 67 meme is a type of internet image that feels like it was pulled from a forgotten corner of reality. It usually features a child — the so‑called 67 kid — holding a sign with the number 67 written on it. The photo itself looks ordinary at first glance, but the longer you stare at it, the more it feels like something is off.

The meme’s power comes from its ambiguity.
There’s no context.
No explanation.
No reason for the number.

It’s just 67, presented with the seriousness of a warning and the confusion of a glitch.

The number becomes a symbol of something that should make sense but doesn’t. It feels like a fragment of a larger message that never arrived. People describe it as if the image carries a faint static, like it’s been copied too many times between dimensions. The 67 kid is the focal point of the meme. He stands stiffly, holding the sign like he’s been instructed by something he doesn’t fully understand. His expression is neutral, but there’s a strange intensity to it — not fear, not joy, but a kind of blank awareness, as if he’s looking at something behind the viewer.

He doesn’t look confused.
He doesn’t look excited.
He looks like he’s delivering a message.

The unsettling part is that the message is just a number.

The kid’s presence gives the meme a surreal, uncanny quality. He feels like a character from a lost educational video, or a background NPC who suddenly stepped into the foreground. The way he holds the sign suggests importance, but the number itself refuses to explain why. The 67 meme has a very specific energy:

Uncanny — like a dream you half remember

Detached — no context, no emotion, just a number

Conspiratorial — it feels like a clue to something bigger

Absurd — the seriousness clashes with the randomness

Cosmic — the number feels like it means more than it should

It’s the kind of meme that feels like it belongs on a corkboard covered in red string. Not because it actually means anything, but because it feels like it should. People use that phrase online to describe content that feels:

fragmented

cryptic

symbolic

like it’s hinting at hidden patterns

The 67 meme fits that vibe perfectly. It looks like a screenshot from a conspiracy theory that doesn’t exist yet. The kid looks like he knows something. The number looks like it’s part of a code. The whole image feels like a message from a reality that’s slightly misaligned with ours.'''
<67
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THE INCEST TWINS ARE BACK
THE INCEST TWINS ARE BACK
'THE INCEST TWINS ARE BACK
>https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14918806.html
>https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14918806.html
>https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14918806.html
R: 0 / I: 0
AYYYYY, SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

–Shades on, l'm Boul Wit Da Glasses
Bro say er 'cause he a savage
So many dead opps, so many ashes (brr)
You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (come here)
Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mine
Bro put belt right to they behind
The way that switch brr, I know he dyin'–

6-7

'''The 67 meme is a type of internet image that feels like it was pulled from a forgotten corner of reality. It usually features a child — the so‑called 67 kid — holding a sign with the number 67 written on it. The photo itself looks ordinary at first glance, but the longer you stare at it, the more it feels like something is off.

The meme’s power comes from its ambiguity.
There’s no context.
No explanation.
No reason for the number.

It’s just 67, presented with the seriousness of a warning and the confusion of a glitch.

The number becomes a symbol of something that should make sense but doesn’t. It feels like a fragment of a larger message that never arrived. People describe it as if the image carries a faint static, like it’s been copied too many times between dimensions. The 67 kid is the focal point of the meme. He stands stiffly, holding the sign like he’s been instructed by something he doesn’t fully understand. His expression is neutral, but there’s a strange intensity to it — not fear, not joy, but a kind of blank awareness, as if he’s looking at something behind the viewer.

He doesn’t look confused.
He doesn’t look excited.
He looks like he’s delivering a message.

The unsettling part is that the message is just a number.

The kid’s presence gives the meme a surreal, uncanny quality. He feels like a character from a lost educational video, or a background NPC who suddenly stepped into the foreground. The way he holds the sign suggests importance, but the number itself refuses to explain why. The 67 meme has a very specific energy:

Uncanny — like a dream you half remember

Detached — no context, no emotion, just a number

Conspiratorial — it feels like a clue to something bigger

Absurd — the seriousness clashes with the randomness

Cosmic — the number feels like it means more than it should

It’s the kind of meme that feels like it belongs on a corkboard covered in red string. Not because it actually means anything, but because it feels like it should. People use that phrase online to describe content that feels:

fragmented

cryptic

symbolic

like it’s hinting at hidden patterns

The 67 meme fits that vibe perfectly. It looks like a screenshot from a conspiracy theory that doesn’t exist yet. The kid looks like he knows something. The number looks like it’s part of a code. The whole image feels like a message from a reality that’s slightly misaligned with ours.'''
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operation gemstvrm or whatever
post gem soyjaks and giggers to flush out the coal on the log
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six seven six seven
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>Athiests of Reddit, what was your reaction to finding out your spouse’s partner is a science denier?
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>UMM ACTUALLY TROONS WERE HECCING ALWAYS REAL EVEN IF IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TRANSITION AND FIRST EVER TRANS SURGERY WAS DONE IN WEIMAR DURING INTERWAR PERIOD BUT VALID TRANS XISTERS ALWAYS EXISTED OKAY CHUD??? THEY JUST FUCKING DID OKAY??????
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>>>/d/ IS REAL
>>>/d/ IS REAL
>>>/d/ IS REAL
https://soyjak.st/d/index.html
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>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
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>new oc idea
>title: "No"
>genre: Homosexual pornography
>estimated release date: Fuck you
>synopsis: 1. 1 is the maximum amount of replies that you will get when you force your autistic brimstone. Unfortunately, there is exactly one obsessed faggot (my obvious self insert) on the sharty who will attempt to break this rule by doing everything in his power, which includes throwing an autistic tantrum, allying with offsite niggers who share the exact opposite beliefs of him, declaring war on jews, acquiring time stopping mind reading abilities, learning how to be a functional (sub)human being… and only having a single problem that stops him.
>No.
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like zoinks scoob theres never been a log so brimmy it actually made me feel scared the blood is draining from my skin right now maybe i should take my shizo meds idk
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cobson with blue eyes was right
shut it down during yuhropoor hours
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>Class, who can tell me what happened on 7.11.1488 or something
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KYS NIGGERS ISLAM WON
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Which admin/owner/manager has/had the most aura?

Discuss
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Seeing all this talk today about trans girlfriends and the like has really made me question whether or not I should dive into that world. I already find trans women like Vivian Musk, Hunter Schafer, and Ayesha Erotica very attractive, and I wouldn't consider myself to be gay. The issue that comes up though is whenever I go in public or look on dating apps, I see trannies that are hideous and don't resemble a woman whatsoever, and that's a very big issue because if I date an ugly tranny, that's pretty much the same as dating a man which is gay. (and I am not gay) So I need some encouragement or tips on how I would be able to find trannies that look like the women they are and not an ugly male in makeup and feminine clothes because like I said before, that would make me gay.
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the 'log atm
>JSID
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This is my dream. My best friend (also my secret crush) stroking my cock and me sucking her massive boobs (she's actually busty) and she telling me how she fucked the blak guy's BBC who is clearly better than me. Then i come on her tits and follow her entire day like a dog and then at night, i watch her pounded by a BBC and getting impregnated for probably the 7th time
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is this the new
>CHINA WILL COLLAPSE IN X DAYS TRUST ME
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Why does the sharty go through phases of moral puritanistic panic, like when LITERALLY EVERYTHING was labelled EPI, then immediately follow that with months of half the log being literal pornography?
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What is the most mentally retarded board on 4cuck and why?
R: 9 / I: 5
Anyone have the ai image of Pepe with the tear in his eye
R: 1 / I: 0
i almost psychosomatic'd myself into a heart attack earlier because my shoulder hurt and i looked up symptoms and i started having them as I read ama
R: 1 / I: 0
>viewed through a lens of-
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She’s so beautiful
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cumming in my cage and i've been doing just fine
gooning to ytboi beatdowns because i want it all
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this gif made me cry… giggers go through so much and still everyone hates them 😢
R: 3 / I: 1
ITT WE MAKE AI-GIGAS AND CONQUER THE SHARTY
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should we start a forum called soyjak breach (the screech) where database breaches get uploaded, it'll be like raidforums and bf is dnb.
R: 1 / I: 0
throw nigger poop at this tranny troon BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO OKAY??????????????? https://www.youtube.com/@queenramen
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Soyduel FFA

<Welcome to the soyduel ffa (free-for-all)
>what is a soyduel ffa?
<A soyduel FFA is a thread where users fight to be the last poster in that thread. do this by saging each of your posts.
>what do I win
<bragging rights o algo
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>believing some magical being somehow changes trannies into real women
<believing gigachad comes to your house and turns you into buff gray man
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troonslop

'jak his valid new 'sona
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Do they work together?
>
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where to generate gigagemie vids? i need it online free and with first and last frame images. in joogle and brappit the lists are full of scamming jeetbegging coalwrappers, not what me wants. given me tons of coal like picrel. brim.., how could you tell?
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test
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the issue with the current log is that it's so soy-centred. It should be anti-mainstream culture yet every thread has to be about gay namefag drama or NAS-of-the-month. Outside of raids, we hardly even make fun of trannies anymore besides the ones that spam miss circle on /soy/.
We need to turn /soy/ back into counterculture against the mainstream, making fun of jewtube, trannies and soyboy losers, with a few shitposts every now and then.
>niggerniggerniggernigger
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Froot has, at one point, privately admitted to shooting and killing a gypsy who was knocking on his car's window in Romania.
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>jimbo taverns
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vlod(((STEIN))) hate thread
ids on so xhe can't samefag
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ITT
We buy 4cuck and made it into a bbc website
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>posting BBC gemmies
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>ordering the forbidden extra large bibisi dildo from the dark net, because you are the hacker known as Anonymous
R: 3 / I: 1
frog on the log
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post gemmy videos
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>troons are using Cobson now
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out of all the ai generated pepes with audio, which one do you think represents how you would think pepe would sound the best?
R: 1 / I: 0
Can the admins/janjans/devs remove the hourly thread limit completely only for me? The Sharty is anemic in poopy nigger posts and I’m here to fix that.
R: 1 / I: 1
>marking your samefagging with poop
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this frog scares me
R: 4 / I: 1
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE EMOTICONS ON THE SHARTY
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This board is just like the old /b/, but without porn and more lulz
>
R: 0 / I: 0
fire mustard
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R: 6 / I: 0
why do most dark net websites take bitcoin instead of monero
R: 7 / I: 2
Trips of truke because niggers pooped me
R: 2 / I: 0
'jak him
>IAS tax
R: 3 / I: 2
>being a gay gooner who faps 10 times a day
R: 1 / I: 1
is quote admin 6 ?, how could you tell?
R: 4 / I: 0
>you might die in your sleep tonight…
R: 1 / I: 0
niggerlips won
R: 2 / I: 0
Why haven't you invested in the Lesotho stock exchange?
https://www.msm.org.ls/ o algo
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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is /soy/ niggerhell rn?
R: 61 / I: 19
You seethe at mist because you hate fun.
You seethe at quote because you're brown.
You seethe at everything because you're nothing.
You are not an oldfag, you read 10 wikipages and now you believe you're the savior of the site.
You have never made OC
You namerolled alicia and subsequently deleted your post
You are righthanded
You have no creative prospects other than playing with LEGOS when you were a child
You struggled in math class.
You didn't pay attention in history class and only kept to opinions of world history made by alternative people online.
You only consume and never create, and in your sin of gluttony you keep asking for more.
Your stomach ruptures and with your dying breath, you say
>jsid
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Your mom says it's past your bedtime!
R: 9 / I: 5
>femjanny porn gets posted
>mention mist's absence
>porn gets deleted instantly

mist if you're here with us…. LET US KNOW.
R: 14 / I: 7
>shitting up threads with useless banter and overall being a nuisance to the site
R: 10 / I: 8

SOYLATRO

hypothetically what if we recreated every balatro joker and turned them into jaks? should we have more effort and do picrel or just slap jaks over everything?
R: 6 / I: 3
jak this
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blogposting general

hello and good evening
R: 14 / I: 5

new soyjak

is he good?
R: 5 / I: 1
Fix the pixelplanet mural retards
R: 2 / I: 0
does anyone remember that website newfoturemotors or whatever
R: 3 / I: 2
>stop spamming big nigger lips spammer
<kys big nigger lips spammer
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>mfw vlodson.party is real
https://vlodsonparty.rf.gd/
R: 2 / I: 2
>a poopy a day keeps the niggers away
R: 3 / I: 1
>-55 F (-48 C) degree windchill
R: 12 / I: 8
'jak this
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 2
What would baldi make of the 'log currently?
R: 2 / I: 1
Xitter toss
R: 2 / I: 1
Gigas I made
R: 5 / I: 0
Just started Elden ring, named my character nigger killer, hear Ts game is hard
R: 12 / I: 13

soytan bread

post 'tan!
R: 5 / I: 3
>ohhhh okay
R: 7 / I: 2
I JUST READ THE FIRST PAGE OF "IRON GATES" CAUSE I WAS BORED AND IT WAS AN INFANT BEING RIPPED FROM ITS MOTHERS ARMS THAN THE INFANT IS IMPALED AND THE MOTHER IS GAGED AND 'APED ALONG SIDE THE DEAD INFANT WHAT THE FUCK DOCTOSSSSS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EPI PEDOTROON BULLSHIT 'APESON PLEASE 'APE THE NIGGER THAT WROTE THAT SHIT
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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IM GONNA SUMMON POOPSON
R: 12 / I: 3

/pug/ pushup general

how many pushups have you done today?
R: 21 / I: 19
ANTI-SOYTAN BUNKER THREAD
No soytrooniggers are allowed ITT.
R: 9 / I: 2
does anybody elkeses feet get really flaky and have alot of dead skin non them or am id iseased
R: 15 / I: 11
>kek
>geg
<lol
R: 5 / I: 1

giga blogposting general

a place for gigas to chat with other fellow gigas and those with OGD
hello and good evening
R: 11 / I: 7
Problem, nusoiplapa?
R: 26 / I: 20
MLP thread how could you tell
-post videos
-discuss
-make nusois leak
R: 11 / I: 2
What if they were in FPE?
R: 274 / I: 77

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 3 / I: 1
What if Pepe was a toad? or something
R: 13 / I: 14
>gooning to the concept of gems
R: 2 / I: 1
u know what to do with dat big fat butt
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R: 20 / I: 9
andrew on the 'og
R: 12 / I: 3
Janitors, may I see my notes?
R: 3 / I: 1
>wtf…soytan sissa forces me to do tssss!
R: 4 / I: 2
>I fucking goon to soyjak
R: 11 / I: 2
This is lemonjak. I imagine him to be similar in use to neutralplier but with a more gormless tone
R: 9 / I: 2
R: 1 / I: 1
>MASHALLAH NIGGA
R: 9 / I: 4
pffffffffft xe deleted it
R: 5 / I: 3
THIS LOG NEEDS A HERO! tra la laaa
R: 0 / I: 0
20 page log with threads made 5+ hours ago on it
R: 18 / I: 3
R: 3 / I: 0
This is my new personalityjack, is he a berry or a blueberry?
R: 48 / I: 18
>they have a bwc museum in Amsterdam

DutchGODS…our response?
R: 3 / I: 0
>Wowieeee, I just fused with soitan's moist yummy scat and boy oh boy I feel great!!! I'm slithering around like a little scattyslug yup yup! I'm leaving a nice poopy trail behind while l bounce around like the silly scatpuppy I am! I'm gonna lick the floor like the good little scattydoggy I am to give my scatty trail a good taste.. SCATTY DOODY DOO YUMAROOOO this stuff is great yup yup! nothing better then soitan's scat she sure knows how to make them! oh i better not go home if pepe or gigachad see me like this i'm sure they'll eat me up in a minute and I can't blame 'em yup yup! I'm such a lucky soijak!
R: 5 / I: 1
Do you like frogs?
R: 8 / I: 1
What happened to him?
R: 5 / I: 3
THIS LOG IS NIGGERBRIM
Don't interact with this shitty bait, it's not worth your time.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 9 / I: 8
Jak this
R: 17 / I: 12
>Autumn
>Colour
R: 2 / I: 0
>larping as a man who larps as a real woman who larps as a man
R: 10 / I: 5
>Gets made fun of with "jartycuck" for months on end
>Finally strikes back with HTSM, and keeps on winning
'eens, did we get too cocky?
R: 224 / I: 35
DIAVATALKS RAID
ALL IN FASTBURN ON FRIDAY DONT MISS IT
>who
https://soyjakwiki.org/Diavatalks
https://www.youtube.com/@Diavatalks
>what
call in an milk gegs, slowburn for now
R: 1 / I: 0
>Snoring while you're awake
R: 5 / I: 0


5mo ago
At least in the early 2000s/2010s internet landscape, A LOT of people back then used to make shitty edgy "jokes" about racism, sexism, anti-Semitism, ableism, homophobia, and transphobia under the guise of "ironic" trolling as they didn't take these jokes seriously. Nowadays, when 4chan has been completely hijacked by online fascists by the mid-to-late 2010s onwards, it’s just pure, unsubtle, and unironic hatred for the sake of it.

Like, it's so normalized to an insane degree where people use slurs to describe completely asinine situation that aren't race/gender/sexuality-related or the point of the anecdote is to be racist, sexist, homophobic, or antisemitic.

That being said, however, I feel like the only good thing about 4chan is the containment. Sure, they have awful boards like these, but then they have stuff where you can learn about DIY crafts and you'll very likely see almost no spillover. More sites need to go back to containment-style communities instead of algorithm-based feeds.
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Hey moids, does it bother you that a REAL, BIOLOGICAL WOMAN is posting on your little safe space hugbox?
R: 0 / I: 0

india

shits
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Hey moids, does it bother you that a REAL, BIOLOGICAL WOMAN is posting on your little safe space hugbox?
R: 7 / I: 3
>doomscrolling walmart.com
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>
R: 9 / I: 5
https://youtu.be/sAePlRNyVms
>Gen alpha kids are so brainrotted that they broke the school indoctrination system
GEEEEEG teachers are fucking quitting
R: 12 / I: 8
Most significant variant of each year

2022: Kuzjak
2023: Smugjak
2024: Meximutt (ev&doe it was created in 2023)
2025: Vlodson
R: 5 / I: 1
fire mustard
R: 2 / I: 5
I'm not gay, but the idea of forcing my 5'1 asian friend to put on a short skirt that barely covers his ass and thigh high socks really turns me on.
R: 3 / I: 1
stop posting about blak men's penises and get me pregnant already
R: 10 / I: 3
Gartic phone thread
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01b34e366e
R: 14 / I: 3

Dead as a nigger baby

What happened to creativity like this babyjak?
R: 15 / I: 4
Post TVRKGEMMIES ITT to show your mutted shitskin lineage tvranic pride
R: 10 / I: 2
Quote make ts a banner
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 0
>500
> giggers
R: 74 / I: 25
Hey /trant/ nigger, check this out
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPBBBLLLPPPTTTT
Ya like that, weab?
R: 9 / I: 7
Fefe thread

FefeGODs get in here.

Fefe is and always will be sharty culture.

THREAD RULES:
1. No shills.
2. No frogs. We HATE frogs.
3. No jannies.
4. No haters!!
R: 5 / I: 2
>wait… so you actually ARE racist?
>I thought you were joking
>I feel so stupid for thinking you were joking and didn't mean it
R: 2 / I: 2
>be me
>gooning to ‘p
>gigaquote frog posters
>me and my FPEbros all partake in adopt me raid on Roblox
>gooning to gemmy loli ‘p
>obsessed shartnigs try faildoxing me, to no one’s surprise
>stay winning
R: 9 / I: 2
YOU NUSOIS WILL LEARN HOW TO FRAME HOUSES
YOU NUSOIS WILL BE HANDY AND COMPETENT CARPENTERS
YOU NUSOIS WILL MAKE A LIVING BUILDING WITH WOOD
YOU NUSOIS WILL BE EXCELLENT AT BUILDING STAIRS
YOU NUSOIS WILL CREATE WORKS OF ART
YOU NUSOIS WILL FRAME SQUARELY SO THAT THE DRYWALL SITS FLUSH AND DOESNT REQUIRE ME TO PUZZLE PIECE THAT SHIT
YOU NUSOIS WILL BE BUILDERS.
R: 7 / I: 0
What is vlodson traced from
R: 1 / I: 0
who won?
R: 18 / I: 6

Quote is a __
R: 8 / I: 1
if you had wheels for hands what would you do
R: 4 / I: 0
post trvkeralds
i'll start
deltarune is gemmy
R: 0 / I: 0
sheeeiyt
R: 5 / I: 4
I HATE U DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 20 / I: 6
Hello nusoiaryans. Madness combat thread #4(?). You see I'm a dumb, gorilla nigger who DOESNT animate everyday and has been slacking for a few months. Though 2026 will be different. AMA though I have to leave soon.
R: 0 / I: 0
> womp womp
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I spent my whole day on the sharty again, FUCK. Do I quit the sharty?
R: 0 / I: 0
>@grok write a soyquote for me
R: 70 / I: 30
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'jak this
R: 29 / I: 11
DUBS STOLEN BY THEFROGPOND.ORG
R: 359 / I: 52
NU ACKBOX RAID THREAD!

FIND THE MOST BRIMSTONE VTUBER GOONER PDFILE LIVE CHANNELS WHO ARE PLAYING ACKBOX, OR GARTIC PHONE, OR HAVE A LIVE PANEL WHERE ANYPHONO CAN JOIN IN TO GEM IT UP

YOU VVILL CHUD UP ALL LIVESTREAMS
R: 18 / I: 1
I hate niggers way more than trannies
R: 0 / I: 0
>baking fried poop cookies with chocolate nigs
R: 5 / I: 2

get out your phone take a picture of your face for an instant hit of misery
R: 4 / I: 1
>THE JEBANY BOBR DASNT GIT FACKING PITTED
R: 7 / I: 1
>IP leaking on /bans/
R: 66 / I: 37
just found out that you can break AI by asking it this:

"If a day farmer is a "darmer", and a summer jumper is a "sumper", then what is a night digger?"
R: 0 / I: 0
ERM…BECAUSE…BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY????
WELL, THAT JUST HAPPENED
*laugh track*
R: 6 / I: 2
If books good why cant I swipe it like a phone
R: 8 / I: 2
im trans btw
R: 7 / I: 3
Day and night.
What, what?
I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind.
What, what?
I look for peace but see I don't attain.
What, what?
What I need for keeps this silly game we play, play.
Now look at this—what, what?—madness.
The magnet keeps attracting me, me.
What, what?
I try to run but see I'm not that fast.
What, what?
I think I'm first but surely finish last, last.

[Chorus:]
'Cause day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
[Video version:] The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night, at, at, at night.
Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
[Video version:] The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone, some things will never change, never change.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night, at, at, at night

[Kid Cudi:]
Hold the phone.
What, what?
The lonely stoner, Mr. Solo Dolo.
What, what?
He's on the move can't seem to shake the shade.
What, what?
Within his dreams he sees the life he made, made.
The pain is deep.
What, what?
A silent sleeper you won't hear a peep, peep.
What, what?
The girl he wants don't seem to want him too.
What, what?
It seems the feelings that she had are through, through

[Chorus]

[Kid Cudi:]
Slow mo.
What, what?
When the tempo slows up and creates that new, new.
What, what?
He seems alive though he is feeling blue.
What, what?
The sun is shining. Man, he's super cool, cool
The lonely nights.
What, what?
They fade away he slips into his white Nikes.
What, what?
He smokes a clip and then he's on the way.
What, what?
To free his mind in search of—
To free his mind in search of—
To free his mind in search of—

[Chorus]

At, at, at night
R: 2 / I: 0
>buying the soyjak.party domain when it expires and having it redirect to a trans flag on your neocities page
R: 1 / I: 0
Gem?
R: 29 / I: 17
>DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES
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R: 1 / I: 1
>and oreos
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THIS IS WHAT TRANS GENOCIDE LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT TRANS GENOCIDE LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT TRANS GENOCIDE LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT TRANS GENOCIDE LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT TRANS GENOCIDE LOOKS LIKE

https://www.irwinchapel.com/obituaries/Joshua-A-Nomad-Link?obId=33000344

https://x.com/HollyBriden/status/2013994877625803193

https://exulansic.substack.com/p/dead-names-entry-joshua-a-nomad-naomi
R: 14 / I: 0
music thread
R: 1 / I: 0
Need lada buy car
R: 10 / I: 6
ITT look up Sharty related things on Grok
Grok can directly use the 'ki, and even the catty as a source for it's answers, so let's look up random things and see if it gets them right.
R: 3 / I: 1
>tfw you gooned to shit nunohonda cares about, but nophono queen saw it so you run after xer while hitting that gemmy gangam style but stumble over a doxxed DNB and fall into vantawhite cacaborea portal so your clitty start trembling and leaking and you go to a nearest jarty but shemmycucks surround you in a circle so you call 'cado so he expose to them his fiery coinslot but doll comes in and says "this circle is fundamental nigger 'o 'p embedded htism vantablack slop coal" and rapeson who walks by sees this and starts raping everypony with xis BWC, but you yell YWNBAW and catch a ride on the omori bus, but fnfniggerpedo starts posting grok generated zellig goonslop so you scream "soot save us soot please soot" and soot appears shining glistening covered with gemeralds and tanzanite and he grabs you trying to get you in the aryanheaven, but a soytranny screams "mooooooods" so a thrembillion jannies and quote come out of nowhere and throw brimstone at you after which you fall into the niggerhell and then you go to 4cuck to troll pedocacas but fnfnigger stops you and starts gooning so you hit xim in neovagina but it gets you infected with estrogen and you leak loudly "kuz save us kuz please" so kuz comes and sends you 'p scat noisoibloopa coal and the brimstone winter starts so you turn into a numale but then cobson comes and dances "op op gangam style" radiating diamond gem glisterald light on every board and jarty turns into niggerstone dust and you turn into a ttd tnd enacting hitlerian hypergermanian aryan warrior-g but actual warrior-z comes and calls j0el, jimbo, astrofene, slvt4bbc, zaryan1488, chud1, chud2, chud3, chud4, chud5, chud6, bruno, trevor, sectionalism, korg, antiswarthy, genersonlakeandpalmer, and they all charge at you screaming "fuggen jardee" while you being unbothered professorchad rent 6000000$/sec BWC bull and satoko_houjo_fan appears between you and them and says "heil soot moot loot doot goot boot foot zoot root" and kills and rapes them all and makes thrembo pizzas out of them and sends them to african bnwo tranny autism centre but you're too unbothered and you twist xer clitty anyway award raping xer rapeson style
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im a 42 year old jardeecuck from lesotho and this is my sstepteam beat or something to that effect
R: 5 / I: 1
Pennywise Vs Jews
R: 166 / I: 28
alot of 'p incidents today
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haiiii! :3
R: 24 / I: 21
/mist/
ahoy nusois, its officially /MIST/ hours.
R: 22 / I: 6
vantablack xittercoal from the deepest mines of Seattle
R: 7 / I: 1
When will Mustard finally rename /soy/ to /vlod/?
R: 0 / I: 0
is this video board appropriate since it talks about soyboys and features real IAS in the thumbnail?
R: 1 / I: 0
>Lacari needs to get the Ian Watkins treatment o algo
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headache inducing log rn
R: 31 / I: 6
Where are all the vlodson posts?
R: 1 / I: 1
>getting pissmogged by the "bbc" in the stall across from you
R: 16 / I: 9
ITT you nusois VILL post nostalgic media from your childhood
R: 2 / I: 0
what are they laughing at?
R: 4 / I: 0
How many giggers does it take to change a lightbulb
R: 4 / I: 5

ACK LITERAL WHO TRANNY!

Basic info:
He's around 37 (possibly 38 since he was on hrt for 7 months by the time the first comic was posted).
He supports anti-ice protests as depicted in the troonsky screenshot.
He's an insufferable faggot who will hate you for your political opinion.
He looks like an ogre.
He seemingly works for some sort of charity organisation, and likely interacts with minors.
https://linktr.ee/alexdistasi
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/im-still-alex/033-hope-for-the-future/viewer?title_no=1021845&episode_no=33
R: 0 / I: 0
It's a tvrkceltic emerald
R: 16 / I: 3
I'm paranoid of becoming a tranny or soyboy in the future
R: 2 / I: 0
I hope you enjoy your fucking ban
R: 7 / I: 5
Post ur best Ai slop
R: 0 / I: 0
GEG FUCK YOU NIGGA!
R: 0 / I: 0
>no human is illegal if were on the same planet
>No ytboi is illegal if were on the same bbc dildo
R: 12 / I: 3
old toss thobeit and chips ahoy
R: 38 / I: 23
What’s your favorite album, /soy/?
R: 4 / I: 1
Looking for cheap car
R: 0 / I: 0
>tfw you gooned to shit nohonda cares about, but nophono saw it so you run after xer while hitting that gemmy gangam style but stumble over a doxxed DNB and fall into vantawhite cacaborea portal so your clitty start trembling and leaking and you go to a nearest jarty but shemmycucks surround you in a circle so you call 'cado so he expose to them his fiery coinslot but doll comes in and says "this circle is fundamental nigger 'o 'p embedded htism vantablack slop coal" and rapeson who walks by sees this and starts raping everypony with xis BWC, but you yell YWNBAW and catch a ride on the omori bus, but fnfniggerpedo starts posting grok generated zellig goonslop so you scream "soot save us soot please soot" and soot appears shining glistening covered with gemeralds and tanzanite and he grabs you trying to get you in the aryanheaven, but a soytranny screams "mooooooods" so a thrembillion jannies and quote come out of nowhere and throw brimstone at you after which you fall into the niggerhell and then you go to 4cuck to troll pedocacas but fnfnigger stops you and starts gooning so you hit xim in neovagina but it gets you infected with estrogen and you leak loudly "kuz save us kuz please" so kuz comes and sends you 'p scat noisoibloopa coal and the brimstone winter starts so you turn into a numale but then cobson comes and dances "op op gangam style" radiating diamond gem glisterald light on every board and jarty turns into niggerstone dust and you turn into a ttd tnd enacting hitlerian hypergermanian aryan warrior-g but actual warrior-z comes and calls j0el, jimbo, astrofene, slvt4bbc, zaryan1488, chud1, chud2, chud3, chud4, chud5, chud6, bruno, trevor, sectionalism, korg, antiswarthy, genersonlakeandpalmer, and they all charge at you screaming "fuggen jardee" while you being unbothered professorchad rent 6000000$/sec BWC bull and satoko_houjo_fan appears between you and them and says "heil soot moot loot doot goot boot foot zoot root" and kills and rapes them all and makes thrembo pizzas out of them and sends them to african bnwo tranny autism centre but you're too unbothered and you twist xer clitty anyway award raping xer rapeson style
R: 0 / I: 0
>All this time I've been pronouncing "Caique" as one syllable 🥀
R: 7 / I: 7

/np/ - nigger poop general

ITT nigger poop poop nigger nigger nigger poop
R: 5 / I: 3
Are soyjak you friend? Can your trust them? Serious question im trans btw
R: 5 / I: 2
>Pissing and shitting and cumming all over the walls of a burger king
R: 12 / I: 8
ITT we post wholesome anti-MAGA wojaks to own the chuds
R: 1 / I: 0
gem (gas every minority)
coal (coal-burner)
fnf (fuck niggers forever)
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 4 / I: 0
does anybaldi have the lain archive link from theqwarz atarzraid thread?
R: 31 / I: 4

MAP PEDO POONER TAUNTING THE SHARTY - 'OXXED! (2)



Jackrabbit (POWERWORD: Libbie Pomerleau) is a schizophrenic pedophile pooner associated with Zer0Rebel4 who we wiped off the internet recently. let's do the same to this pedo

this nigger draws antimatter 'P and 'Z art in a horrendously autistic sparkledog style (often featuring the MAP flag) and is an actual mental case who might ACK. some nigger snitched on the op to xer and xe is acting unbothered GEEEEEEG

XE ALSO USES SHARTY REFERENCES IN XER 'P ART DOCTOOOSSSSSSSS

'KI PAGE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Jackrabbit

/RAID/ THREAD
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/255438.html
R: 144 / I: 25

places in texas that matter vs the ones that dont

R: 2 / I: 0
white is the original cuck race

nigger cuckolds are HONORARY WHITES
R: 0 / I: 0
>poopy poop niggers crying so hard they poop poopy
R: 3 / I: 1
>
>To legal@soyjak.st <legal@soyjak.st>>
>10/12/25, 00:02
>Request for Voluntary Emergency Disclosure & Preservation of Information // Screenname Brojak / Post No. 11332005
>Good evening,
>Please see the attached letter for request of Voluntary Emergency Disclosure & Preservation of Information for Soyjak.st screenname Brojak / Post No. 11332005.
>Respectfully,
>Alex Kellon
>Protective Intelligence Research Specialist
>U.S. Secret Service | Protective Intelligence Division Open-Source Intelligence Branch
>Cell: (347) 860-3858
R: 2 / I: 1
>
R: 2 / I: 0
>POOP NIGGERS CRYING ONIONS ELECTRICITY
R: 0 / I: 0
NUSOIRASPBERRIES DON’T EVEN POOP THEIR PANTS…
R: 214 / I: 153
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 291 / I: 67
the Snarky poopy
R: 527 / I: 250

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 887 / I: 273

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 373 / I: 60

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 1636 / I: 379

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 471 / I: 96
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 420 / I: 74

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 533 / I: 120

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 775 / I: 88
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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