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This is how you avoid a “bad” beach vacation
How to Take a Whizz on the Beach With NO ONE KNOWING A THING
Nature Girl’s guide for women to the perfect beach experience WITHOUT a bursting bladder
6 min readJul 17, 2022
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You may be asking who the f**k Nature Girl is. Well just don’t, okay? Sometimes my brain just comes up with these ridiculous notions. Oh, and FYI it’s me.
How to pee on a beach…au natural!
There are a few things in this world that can totally spoil the perfect beach vacation.
One of those is the problem of needing to pee while on the beach…WITH NO EASY SOLUTION!
This can happen in a variety of situations:
- There are stupidly long queues for the one measly block of public toilets provided.
- It’s a half-mile walk from the place you have set up camp on the sand, all the way to the one measly block of public toilets, and then a stupidly long queue to contend with when you get there. That can be a real pain, especially if you have small people with you, also busting to go.
- Being on your own in charge of very small people and knowing the half-mile walk plus the queue will take a couple of hours of your day…
