The UTTP / UTubeTrollPolice / Cartoon Police Groups - From 2010's Internet trolling to federal crimes, pedophilia, lolcow community crossovers, and federal raids. Currently balkanized across the Internet. Seized by Skibidi Farms and various 764 orbiters.

Holy shit their wiki isn't in their weird ALL CAPS RANTING STYLE OF TALKING YOU SEE IN EVERY SCREENSHOT OF THEM TALKING? This has to be a goddamn miracle!

Poked around a bit with that OfficerSlappy guy in charge of the UTTP Forums, an interesting character, for lack of a better term, I saw there was some speculation that it wasn't the original guy (from 2018 supposedly) but it looks like he's the real deal as a UTTP channel called 'BadassNewsTeam' (archive.is) became active a month ago that was made way back in 2019. It's all just clickbait though, it seems to be in theme with older UTTP channels from 2012 that did the same thing.

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I know it's his because well, the channel links back to his and they all use scenecore music, found this channel through the "IMPORTANT NEWS THREAD" thread on the UTTP Forums, alongside another one called 'SpeshalNewsTeam' (archive.is) which is just the same thing but looks to be a bought channel as it was created in 2008 and doesn't have any activity until about five months ago.

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At first I thought these channels were for getting ad revenue money or some shit but all of these use copyrighted music so I think that these are genuinely just for the lulz and nothing more, I wonder how many people have seen these channels over the years and have had no clue about them being connected to the UTTP.
 
It looks like they might be planning something 'huge'. It'll probably turn out to be a huge nothingburger. Keep in mind this has been done before with the "first downpour of law" by the original UTTP members back in 2011. The original "Downpour of Law" video was also made in a similar fashion so they're most definitely imitating the style to that of an individual named "StruttingB4" (who made the original video).
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What perplexed me is the new obsession with the Raildex franchise, for some reason there's a new clique calling itself UtubeTrollJudgment (or UTTJ for short) (reference to A Certain Scientific Railgun) and it's directly affiliated with the UTTP. You may've noticed some of their "second downpour of law" videos (A) uses music from Railgun T and for that reason, I'm inclined to believe they've developed some sort of fixation with that franchise. Again, this is nothing new as earlier UTTP videos made by StruttingB4 and StruttingPhil used Evangelion music and even included references to it.
It may seem that they had also started using /dbs/ lingo for some reason (their new video includes some references to it aswell), and as I've seen on the UTTP forum, they've been poking a certain 4chan /a/ schizo and lolcow, Prick-kun (powerword: John Hayabusa), a 34-year-old mentally ill Filipino yurifag who, despite being obsessed with half naked men wrestling, cries about male characters in anime and who's been a general nuisance lately due to his astroturfing and other faggotry. (A)
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I'm not entirely sure what's gonna happen on this date, but according to one of the comments posted by them, they might be going after MadThad0890, a convicted sex offender who's since been freed.
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Unimportant but the video was posted about in an ACKbaiting thread on desuarchive's /meta/. (A)
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The reaction was seemingly positive, with even the anon who compiled the original paste on Prick-kun (the paste in question (doesn't seem to work with ghostarchive for some reason)) rooting for them.
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There's been some speculation from the thread that they might raid every single yuri thread on 4chan's /a/ on this day, but no one knows how it'll be coordinated for sure.
I'll say this for once though: NEH (Nothing Ever Happens)

Doublepost but here are the comments from the original video.
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This thread intro was very very autistic but I do know one of the oldgen UTTP leaders IRL from highschool "Warlord", insane story.
He might still remember some things from earlier on but he basically fell out of the loop in 2022 after Gachfall and now just sits in a priv server with other oldheads.
From my knowledge uttp completely fell apart into the pedo slop it is now after that hence we are just watching from the side lines and at one point there was a minor schism occured in mid 2024 between non pedos, "older people", and younger children who did not understand that CSAM might be bad lead by "Emporer Ban Ban" allied with YFGA "youtube farmer Gang" I really do not fucking know I did not keep much track. Basically once all the oldheads left after GachaFall including Warlord the group imploded on itself and now is this garbage. Also the AUTTP movement is also just another group of kids that are against UTTP and get in shitflinging spats with them. Most of this is just kids spaming CSAM at other children, rotten. This is the most I can contribute to this thread and I could see if I could bug Warlord for some earlier missing details that occured before GachaFall in a more coherent manner than the schizo thread.

I also noticed in the schizo thread it says
Remember when UTTP used to be good harassers online before Foodistzen, Savetion and Daniel Foodist Man destroy everything on Internet ruined by troublemakers in 2021 due the Pandemic who claims allegedly ties with UTTP or possibly be true are former UTTP members, expect Anime Sucks aka HYPER BAT MAPPING come to play is using UTTP to destroyed by Anime Sucks himself transfer himself as UTTP Emperor of Anime Sucks. Who allegedly to be child predator and EDP445 clone as he manage himself as sacrifice himself to be UTTP leader always scrutiny the timeline always over is became skyrocketing what UTTP used to be.
This is kinda true as during this time period 2020 - 2022 as Foodistzen was influencing the group more my friend and other old heads had their activity taper off until they kinda disconnected from the main UTTP group after GachFall into a group call AFF "Anit Fandom Front" which is where "most of the good harrassers" reside aka oldgens and they do not really do much now other than sometimes rarely trolling they did in the past.

In short, a group of stupid trolls who, due to lack of activity, degenerated into Epstein's disciples
This is a decent way to put it, and the schizo thread before it completley looses its marbles, "first part," is kinda accurately goes over the middle ages eras like with google plus from what I remember talking to Warlord about. The other two parts are special as a way to put it.
 
This is the most I can contribute to this thread and I could see if I could bug Warlord for some earlier missing details that occured before GachaFall in a more coherent manner than the schizo thread.
It would have been nice if Warlord himself would make an account here tbh. We are all here interested in recounts of an oldhead of this community
 
Misc infodump but here we go; it looks like OfficerSlappy has added a cockmail address to his YouTube account recently, no clue why though.

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I was also looking at conspiracy theory videos on archive.org about George Floyd when I found this video ("Did George Floyd Miss His Own Funeral?") which was uploaded by a user called InfoManiacs, in this he shows a few YouTube videos, at least one which is definitely connected to the UTTP.

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The other one present I can't say for sure but it's likely, there wasn't really another trolling group at the time which was uploading fake funeral service footage and claiming it to be that of celebrities, hilarious how some conspiratard took some pre-teens clickbaiting as proof of a government psyop though.
 
It would have been nice if Warlord himself would make an account here tbh. We are all here interested in recounts of an oldhead of this community
I dont believe he is that fond of the farms so I'd have to talk to him myself when he is active online since we have some commitments IRL. I believe the reason why many oldhead UTTP members do not like Kiwifarms is some spat between them originating from some drama between encyclopedia dramatica and the farms but I do not remember. I personally can't be bothered to care for internet dramarinos too much anymore but I'll see what can be done.
 
UTTP oldfags are still unemployed attention-whoring niggers. I'm still laughing to this day at their pathetic so-called "empire" getting hijacked by a group of mentally ill niggers while they themselves are also mentally retarded. They also got cucked easily by almost every unemployed cord raiding group.

Before the Gachafall era, most of them were just attention-seeking niggers in the animation meme community. People like Sashley — a mentally unstable furfag who had 6 thrembillion boyfriends— became the kind of creator that oldfag UTTP worshipped. These niggers keep injecting themselves into animation meme drama just to get noticed by E-girls, desperate for attention, bobs and vegana if possible. Nobody gives a shit about them; all they do is dickride what is trending. Don't forget; the animation community allowed the practice of soliciting cut signs engraved with someone's name/abuser's name— the old UTTP isn't that innocent.

A new article on their wiki was created. This is what the entirety of it looks like, seems helpful for those who'd like to understand the ruckus they're blabbering on about.
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The unemployed faggot is mind-broken by a retarded cord raider named ElRobertoSuperio after 5 years. Then mindbroken again by foodist niggers after dickriding gone wrong. This is the series of events that led him to write like a nigger.
I dont believe he is that fond of the farms so I'd have to talk to him myself when he is active online since we have some commitments IRL. I believe the reason why many oldhead UTTP members do not like Kiwifarms is some spat between them originating from some drama between encyclopedia dramatica and the farms but I do not remember. I personally can't be bothered to care for internet dramarinos too much anymore but I'll see what can be done.
Old UTTP are attention-seeking jobless faggots. They smell like pajeets and act like niggers, just like the New UTTP. Both communities are full of SEAgroids; OfficerRoblox Sucks from old UTTP is a shitskin low-IQ Indonesian ESL nigger.
 
Hi, sorry for being inactive for long and not regularly updating this OP during its time in PG.

The only major things that have happened since this thread started are that:

-SF is the main hub for the UTTP. There are no "UTTP" Discord servers anymore.

-FPS got fedded, and the only thing that didn't get seized was a Nintendo Switch. He's now actually using the Switch for all of his posts on SF. If you read the OP, the laptop with his CSAM and cutsigns was one of the electronics he admitted were seized, so unless he has full disk encryption, he's fucked. He is in pre-trial until August.
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According to him, the NCA is aware of SF and old splinter groups, some grooming incidents that occurred (likely reported by an undercover fed or by a victim report to the NCMEC/local authorities), and they apparently inquired about an incident with a user "Miami". FPS claims to have snitched on Miami. FPS's parents are unaware that he is still talking to the outside world. Miami may or may not have been fedded.
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(All posts in the screenshots have been archived on archive.is, use the search engine on the site to find the archive. Original link for ease of access is https://skibidifarms.st/threads/feds.1617/)
There was also a recent dump of Stephen Larson info on SF, though note that I have not confirmed any of the information they have provided, and since zoomers are again, very bad at archiving proof, all of the information provided is just "trust me bro".

Alleged dox of Stephen Larson from the same thread:
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Robert Duane Schmeling, Age 97
Stephens dad
27435 Columbia St, Hemet, CA
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June 25, 1998
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Robert Duane Schmeling, Age 97

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Aka: Duane Schmelingrobert, Robert Schmelling, Schmeling Robert, Robt Schmeling
Current Address: 27435 Columbia St, Hemet, CA
Past Addresses: 4123 Devonport Ct Hemet, CA +2 more
Phone Number: (909) 226-8448 +3 phones
Email Address: r.schmelling@worldnet.att.net +3 emails

Other than this, this is no new significant information on the UTTP, as it has mostly become adopted by the "Hutucord" crowd, and has become a part of the bigger "Skibidi Farms"/"Foodist" sphere of influence. There have barely been any raids by the SF crowd as it seems that not using Discord massively nerfs people in the edge-sphere. Until another major splinter of the UTTP forms, all conversation would probably be most proper for the SF thread here on CW. I am still willing to take new information regarding the past of the UTTP and its orbiters and add them to the OP if the jannies let me (or you could just add the information yourself in the thread!).
 
Other than this, this is no new significant information on the UTTP, as it has mostly become adopted by the "Hutucord" crowd, and has become a part of the bigger "Skibidi Farms"/"Foodist" sphere of influence.
An unfortunate reality, albeit an expected one, Foodists are pretty "convert or die" when it comes to trolling for whatever autistic reason they have, tons of them started off with thugshaker, trihard or kway-era shit but the oldfags resisted integration and now they HATE thugshaker, trihard and soyjaks. Maybe this thread should just be documenting oldgen UTTP whereas the SF thread is dedicated to newgen faggots. Just an idea really.
 
A new post in the forum about Parlo. I honestly don't understand what's the point, but still relevant nonetheless.

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The screenshots in the post:

Also, the vid linked in the post.



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Maybe this thread should just be documenting oldgen UTTP whereas the SF thread is dedicated to newgen faggots. Just an idea really.
This seems like a wise approach until oldgen groups spring back up or new developments with new groups occur.
Please remember to archive the source webpage(s) of your content. It's the Kiwi thing to do.
Good find though. The oldgen forums may provide good content in the future.
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Please remember to archive the source webpage(s) of your content. It's the Kiwi thing to do.
I've only included one archive at the end of the post, but okay, I will provide two in the future. Sorry :(

Also, from what I can tell, I think the purpose of the post is mocking Parlo for failing again to the retarded gayops from nu-UTTP. I remember seeing that Defender guy in the past talking about your typical skibidifag/com/edgesphere activities. I can't understand why Parlo still talks to these people or sustains some degree of association with them.
 
I can't understand why Parlo still talks to these people or sustains some degree of association with them.
Parlo is a sloptuber, he has no ethics or morals, he'll gladly promote disinformation and give a platform to nu-UTTP child predators if it means he gets that sweet, sweet ad revenue money.
 
Parlo is a sloptuber, he has no ethics or morals, he'll gladly promote disinformation and give a platform to nu-UTTP child predators if it means he gets that sweet, sweet ad revenue money.
The UTTP literally love attention and they'll happily go as far as to be fucked up if it puts them in a hundredth parlo video.

Parlo himself is a uncaring scumbag of a creature to where I can't ever feel bad for him, countless times this faggot has manipulated people for years claiming he'll kill himself whenever he's been proven to be wrong. Nigger was getting upset that he doesn't make a enough money to lol when he's literally put ads within videos discussion CSAM or anything else as serious.

Hope his dad deletes his channel some day because he cares more about himself than any victim in any situation.
 
Parlo himself is a uncaring scumbag of a creature to where I can't ever feel bad for him, countless times this faggot has manipulated people for years claiming he'll kill himself whenever he's been proven to be wrong. Nigger was getting upset that he doesn't make a enough money to lol when he's literally put ads within videos discussion CSAM or anything else as serious.

Im truly surprised no one has made a thread on Tobias yet. For a 20 year old man, he seems to act like hes 14.


When parlo was 18, he ran an NSFW femboy server full of minors. A well known pedophile known as Nathorix/nattie forsyth was a mod there too. He was able to get away with it by saying "but i wasnt active in it". He was criminally negligent and enabled the sharing of CSAM. Its beyond me that people havent realized what he did was still illegal even though he technically didnt engage in it.

In 2023, he made a video on the israel palestine war. The thumbnail is provided. Obviously, the video got a shit ton of backlash due to it being in horrible taste and people still shit on him for it today. He ended up having to apologize for it, but obviously without removing the monetization for the video. There are plenty of other videos similar to this one, and plenty of actual apology videos of his that he monetized. Its very clear he only cares about making money so he can buy more womens clothing and sex toys.
Did I mention hes a gay furry (and probably "otherkin")? https://files.catbox.moe/cv1unc.png https://files.catbox.moe/k2mlhs.png https://files.catbox.moe/0ab2ay.png https://files.catbox.moe/43bxtz.mp4
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Oh, and hes a suicide baiter, almost forgot to add that.
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sorry if this is poorly written, I am new to this site so I havent quite gotten the hang of things yet.
 
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If he kills himself I wouldn't give a shit, if anything I'd be surprised he actually pulled it off as he's seen saying that he would for years.
 
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