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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

Props to the towelheads for chosing the lulziest time to strike.

== The Backstory ==

We've all heard about the [[Islamic State]] and it's [https://graphics.wsj.com/islamic-state-and-its-affiliates/ numerous children] including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are [https://www.britannica.com/story/is-it-isis-or-isil basically twins], another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the [[Afghanistan|Khorasan]] [[Pakistan|province]], ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that [[LOLWUT|the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.]]

For millennia, Muhammad has been trying to establish the Russian Caliphate

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_linked_to_Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*ISKP had conducted large-scale attacks even back in the mid-'10s.
*[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/8/27/islamic-state-in-khorasan-iskp-aka-isil]
*[https://www.britannica.com/topic/Islamic-State-Khorasan-Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attack]
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]
*[[Red Army]]
*[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2780631-2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack]
*Mention muslim kid who saved a ton of ppl
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Kandahar_New_Kabul_Bank_bombing]
*Happened during Ramadan
*[https://www.wilsoncenter.org/blog-post/act-terror-cannot-occur-russian-soil]
*[https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-casts-doubt-islamic-state-responsibility-concert-attack-2024-03-25/]
*[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-special-military-operation-in-the-ukraine.150029/page-1120#post-18013386]
*[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-special-military-operation-in-the-ukraine.150029/page-1124#post-18014597]

== Remember, No Яussian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

The four Islamic ultranationalists began this special military operation by spawning in the parking lot and making their way towards the concert hall's entrance, [[Audrey Hale|blasting out the glass doors]] like a boss and taking out anybody unfortunate enough to be dancing in the metal detectors. Upon hearing the oh so familiar sound of gunfire, the Slavs inside [[Keep Calm and Carry On|kept calm and carried on]] in the opposite direction of the fireworks. Some were not as intelligent as the others and elected to hide behind tables and other flimsy objects. They died. Our four protagonists emerged from the smoke of the blown out entrance while Ruskies on the second floor enjoyed the show as spectators, capturing some excellent footage in the process.

Around this time, the players decided to heat up the gameplay by playing dodgeball with some molotov cocktails, creating an inferno that not only distracted the emergency services, but also contributed toward a higher score via smoke asphyxiation. Within a matter of time, the fire would grow so great that the concert venue collapsed in on itself.

But before that could happen, the jihadists needed to collect some of their own footage for their pro-gaming channel. They recorded a short clip that depicted one of the mudslimes letting sparks fly with his AK as he danced around firing at dead bodies before the cameraman got bored at his bullshittery and started filming one of his jihadist brothers attempting to engage in the sacred Islamic tradition of [[beheading]] a wounded Russian on the ground. As he began cutting, the Russian — in an incredible act of defiance — simply rolled over and told his ass to fuck off. The camera then swivels to show the director of the film, rambling on with the usual aloha snackbar nonsense.

Unlike most snackbar attacks, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them. The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO. The Islamic State's Amaq news agency reported that the soldiers have [[win|successfully made it back to their base]].


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Lol no. Russia is not for beginners and the four stooges were promptly [[v&amp;]] before

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== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
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|[[File:HERE THEY COME.mp4|center|600px]]'''BREACHING'''
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]'''Killstreak!'''
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]'''[[I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dz|We're in ur base, killin ur d00dz]]'''
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=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

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=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Welcome to the Gulag==

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. At least it wasn't pork!]]


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File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The ear man from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg|I ate my ear
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
File:IDIFTL 1.jpg|[[Win|Mfw 72 virgins]]
File:IDIFTL 2.jpg
File:SafeInRussianCare.jpg|Vacationing
File:HELP ME.jpg
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5AFq5OLkG0]
*[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1881219/Moscow-terror-attack-Russia-Putin-torture]

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE
*Tsar Putin
*[https://twitter.com/runews/status/1771291143310831993]

The obvious position that the Rusfags took. It all began when it became known that the US embassy . Although this can be brushed off as typical Kremlin shitposting, let's not forget that 

[[Russia Today|Russian media]] went as far as to create deepfake

[[Vladimir Putin|Tsar Vladimir I]]

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Later on the Tsar conceded that ISIS ''maybe'' had something to do with it, but that Ukraine was definitely still involved, somehow.

=== "It was ISIS" ===
[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on the Islamic State's news article]]

Don't let yourself be fooled into thinking that this attack came out of nowhere. The US and UK embassies have been warning the dumbfuck commies that this shit was coming to them for months now. The FSB themselves even caught a couple of sandniggers earlier in the month who were planning on rape-bombing a synagogue. It should also come without mention that ISIS themselves have admitted to committing the attacks, but that's not to say that we can trust them at face value however. The Islamic State is notorious for it's [[attention whoring]] and will lay claim to any mass murder of epic proportions. Just ask [[Abu Abdul Barr al-Amriki]]. However, this time ISIS delivered, providing additional (blurry) pictures of our protagonists as well as the dramatic FPS footage.

Later 

=== "It was RUSSIA" ===

Every shooting has it's own set of false flag fags who will almost instinctively claim that the shooting was entirely a government set up. In this case, they believe that Putin committed the self-pwn in a desperate attempt to garner the support of the masses for the war effort, despite the fact that the glorious tsar had just been recently re-elected for the 100th time in a landslide victory just weeks ago. [[Some argue]] that the election was a fraud. Regardless, it was undoubtably still much more open and honest than the American [[2020 Presidential Election]] ever could have been.

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

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== Gallery ==

{{Collapsegallery|'''Another Day in Russia'''|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow="4"&gt;
File:Alleged perpetrators of the 2024 Crocus City Hall terrorist attack.png|STEP ON IT
File:GetawayCar.jpg
File:No Russian menu image MW2.jpg|Leaked CCTV image
File:UkrainianPorkers.png|We all know who was behind the attack...
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File:UkrainianCaliphate.jpg|{{archive|lTi7a|Ukrainians showing support for their allies}}
File:Pooty-lies-lol.png
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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|144|(551 injuries)|5|The injury count is telling.|20|Went out in a fireball and [[Brenton Tarrant|recorded that shit.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|209|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

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== See Also ==
*[[Russia]] - The map chosen for this level
*[[ISIS]] - The perpetrators
*[[Ukraine]] - The ''real'' perpetrators
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - The less successful prequel
*[[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17]] - Russia building negative karma

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|Pro-Russia Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{kf|150025/page-668#post-18013558|Pro-Ukraine Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
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{{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Islamic State: Team Khorasan'''&lt;/big&gt;}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 144, injured 360+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|7th!!!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

We've all heard about the [[Islamic State]] and it's [https://graphics.wsj.com/islamic-state-and-its-affiliates/ numerous children] including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are [https://www.britannica.com/story/is-it-isis-or-isil basically twins], another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the [[Afghanistan|Khorasan]] [[Pakistan|province]], ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that [[LOLWUT|the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.]]

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_linked_to_Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*ISKP had conducted large-scale attacks even back in the mid-'10s.
*[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/8/27/islamic-state-in-khorasan-iskp-aka-isil]
*[https://www.britannica.com/topic/Islamic-State-Khorasan-Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attack]
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.

*This attack was a "special military operation"
*[https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/No_Russian]

The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO.

{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|##G- Something Somthing|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}


===Loadout===

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|-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;
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*'''Primary''': AK Rifle
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*With camo skin unlocked.
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&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Isn't very useful for beheading.
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*'''Thrown''': MoLOLtov Cocktails
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Extra effective against structures.
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== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:HERE THEY COME.mp4|center|600px]]'''BREACHING'''
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]'''Killstreak!'''
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]'''[[I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dz|We're in ur base, killin ur d00dz]]'''
}}|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}
|}


=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
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|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
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=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. It least it wasn't pork!]]


{{center|&lt;gallery perrow="5"&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The ear man from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
File:IDIFTL 1.jpg
File:IDIFTL 2.jpg
File:SafeInRussianCare.jpg
File:HELP ME.jpg
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}


*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5AFq5OLkG0]
*[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1881219/Moscow-terror-attack-Russia-Putin-torture]

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===
[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on the Islamic State's news article]]

Don't let yourself be fooled into thinking that this attack came out of nowhere. 

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE
*Tsar Putin
*[https://twitter.com/runews/status/1771291143310831993]

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===


=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Gallery ==

{{Collapsegallery|'''Another Day in Russia'''|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow="4"&gt;
File:Alleged perpetrators of the 2024 Crocus City Hall terrorist attack.png|STEP ON IT
File:GetawayCar.jpg
File:No Russian menu image MW2.jpg|Leaked CCTV image
File:UkrainianPorkers.png|We all know who was behind the attack...
&lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow="5"&gt;
File:UkrainianCaliphate.jpg|{{archive|lTi7a|Ukrainians showing support for their allies}}
File:Pooty-lies-lol.png
&lt;/gallery&gt;|border=gray|color=white}}

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|144|(Over 360 injuries!!!)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|206|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

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== See Also ==
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|A much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
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{{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Islamic State: Team Khorasan'''&lt;/big&gt;}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 144, injured 360+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|7th!!!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

We've all heard about the [[Islamic State]] and it's [https://graphics.wsj.com/islamic-state-and-its-affiliates/ numerous children] including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are [https://www.britannica.com/story/is-it-isis-or-isil basically twins], another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the [[Afghanistan|Khorasan]] [[Pakistan|province]], ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that [[LOLWUT|the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.]]

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_linked_to_Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*ISKP had conducted large-scale attacks even back in the mid-'10s.
*[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/8/27/islamic-state-in-khorasan-iskp-aka-isil]
*[https://www.britannica.com/topic/Islamic-State-Khorasan-Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attack]
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.

*This attack was a "special military operation"
*[https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/No_Russian]

The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO.

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===Loadout===

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*Isn't very useful for beheading.
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*Extra effective against structures.
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== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:HERE THEY COME.mp4|center|600px]]'''BREACHING'''
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]'''Killstreak!'''
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]'''[[I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dz|We're in ur base, killin ur d00dz]]'''
}}|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}
|}


=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
|}


=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. It least it wasn't pork!]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The guy from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}


*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5AFq5OLkG0]
*[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1881219/Moscow-terror-attack-Russia-Putin-torture]

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE
*Tsar Putin
*[https://twitter.com/runews/status/1771291143310831993]

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Gallery ==

{{Collapsegallery|'''Another Day in Russia'''|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow="5"&gt;
File:Alleged perpetrators of the 2024 Crocus City Hall terrorist attack.png
File:GetawayCar.jpg
File:No Russian menu image MW2.jpg|Leaked CCTV image
File:UkrainianPorkers.png|We all know who was behind the attack...
File:UkrainianCaliphate.jpg|{{archive|lTi7a|Ukrainians showing support for their allies}}
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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|144|(Over 360 injuries!!!)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|206|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

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== See Also ==
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|A much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed ~139, injured 182+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|6th!!!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada. 


===Loadout===

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{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;
!Item
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|-
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*'''Primary''': AK Rifle
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
|
*With camo skin unlocked.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Dull Knife
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Isn't very useful for beheading.
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*'''Thrown''': MoLOLtov Cocktails
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
|
*Extra effective against structures.
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{{clear}}

== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
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=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
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=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The guy from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

{{Wanted|5}}

== See Also ==

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|A much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)</text>
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed ~139, injured 182+}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada. 


===Loadout===

&lt;center&gt;
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': AK Rifle
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
|
*With camo skin unlocked.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Dull Knife
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
|
*Isn't very useful for beheading.
|-
|
*'''Thrown''': MoLOLtov Cocktails
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
|
*Extra effective against structures.
|}
&lt;/center&gt;

{{clear}}

== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
}}|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}
|}


=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
|}


=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The guy from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

{{Wanted|5}}

== See Also ==

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|11626/#post-18013386|Much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)</text>
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed ~139, injured 182+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|6th!!!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada. 


===Loadout===

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*With camo skin unlocked.
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*Isn't very useful for beheading.
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*'''Thrown''': MoLOLtov Cocktails
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Extra effective against structures.
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== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
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|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
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=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
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=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:IAteMyEar.jpg|The guy from above
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

{{Wanted|5}}

== See Also ==

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{kf|11626/#post-18013386|Much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)</text>
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed ~139, injured 182+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|6th!!!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada. 


===Loadout===

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!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': AK Rifle
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*With camo skin unlocked.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Dull Knife
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Isn't very useful for beheading.
|-
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*'''Thrown''': MoLOLtov Cocktails
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Extra effective against structures.
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{{clear}}

== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
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=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
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=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:IAteMyEar.jpg|The guy from above
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

{{Wanted|5}}

== See Also ==

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{kf|11626/#post-18013386|Much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)</text>
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== Steven Pladl ==

2018 Knightdale Incest Shooting

Okay, this one's fun.

At a glance:
*The premise-
**A 20-year-old man (Steven) grooms a 15-year-old girl (Alyssa) over the internet into being is irl waifu.
**She, at 16, gives birth to their daughter who is then given up for adoption for safety bc the guy's an abusive POS.
**18 years later, the daughter (Denise, renamed Katie) wants to reconnect to her real parents and...
**Ends up in an incestous relationship with her father which results in them getting married somehow and her getting pregnant (with Bennett).
**Alyssa finds out and calls the cops.
**They're V&amp; and the Katie wants to break up.
*The shooting-
**Steven's not taking that shit.
**Suffocates baby Bennett (womp womp).
**Weapon: Aero Rifle (News: "assault-type rifle" like an AR-15. Kill me) Could either mean...
***Aero survival rifle, which fires pistol rounds (and thus, would mean that the media really is made up of lying faggots)
***Or a homemade AR-15 using parts from the Aero Precision company (most likely)
***No confirmation bc No crime scene pic of gun?? GAY
**Finds Katie traveling in the car with her step-dad, shoots them both dead.
**Calls his mommy who then calls da coppas.
**An heroes (yay)
**Kills: 3 + himself (so 4 total)

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/02/katie-steven-pladl-north-carolina-incest/ READ]
*[https://vocal.media/families/inside-the-disturbing-story-of-steven-pladl READ]
*[https://www.facebook.com/p/Katie-Pladl-family-deserve-jail-for-supporting-her-incestious-marriage-100068737653261/ LOL]
*[https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/steven-katie-pladl-walter-wife-16844994 News article from before the shooting]
*[https://medium.com/@TalesFromTheCabin/the-father-who-married-his-daughter-and-then-murdered-her-7e7faf01b684 READ]
*[https://www.buggedspace.com/man-divorces-wife-to-marry-his-daughter-kills-all-including-himself-after-daughter-decides-to-end-the-marriage/ READ]
*Get crime scene pics (there aren't many :( )

== Travis Reinking ==

2018 Nashville Waffle House Shooting

At a glance:
*Busmaster XM-15
*4 dead, 4 injured (2 from gunfire, 2 from glass)
*The fucker was NUDE (he had a green jacket on but still)
*Also, the jacket got pulled off him during the shooting soo... he really was nude
*Customer fought back and took the gun
*Typical night at Waffle House
*Shooter profile (it's good)
**Was mentally ill, delusional (obv)
**Total Swiftie apparently lol
**Was gay too?
**Sovereign citizen
**Year before arrested by Secret Service (SS) outside Whiskey Hotel for trying to meet with the president (reminds me of the guy who climbed Trump tower to talk to Trump)
**Dressed like a wimmin and exposed himself at the pool once
**[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/High_Score#:~:text=332-,Travis%20Reinking,-4 On our high score page!]

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/04/travis-reinking-waffle-house-gunman/ Read]
*Get moar pics

[[File:Naked dude shoots up waffle house.mp4|center|650px]]
&lt;center&gt;'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/112303/2018-tennessee-waffle-house-shooting Shamelessly] [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/38395/cctv-of-the-2018-nashville-waffle stolen]'''&lt;/center&gt;


== [[Connor Betts]] needs a lot of work done ==
*The police accidentally shot &amp; killed some bystanders while they were engaging Connor. In other words the police was stealing his kills.
*Get pics of the gun. It was an AR-15 pistol with a drum mag I think.
*There was an after action powerpoint presentation provided by police with good info. Find it
*Moar pics of Connor!
**That one meme that has Patrick, Kyle Rittenhouse, the Garlic shooter, Isaack Clyde, &amp; Connor all looking vague similar (it's really just the glasses)
*More emphasis on Patrick Crusius double shooting. Connor liked the gun control tweet.
*Check WPD
*Check r/masskillers
*Reactions: The Pope speaks
**TRUMP SPEAKS
*Connor's mass shooter obsession. Check if Columbiner
*Connor's connection to "pornogrind"
*Ngl, killing 9 ppl &amp; injuring almost 20 in 30 seconds in kinda impressive. (He was shooting into a crowd tho... so accuracy = spray and pray (he was a satanist lol))
**The other 10ish were not injured by gunfire but from some other means. Why
*Connor was on a shit ton of drugs during the shooting. Combat enhancing drugs, obviously
*Need moar info on that tranny sister [https://twitter.com/AshleeMPreston/status/1159643510527541248][https://twitter.com/amcatanzaro/status/1159671914819981312][https://twitter.com/AshleeMPreston/status/1159688088626401280] Wtf?
**[https://v.24liveblog.com/iframe/?id=2315805954438883077 Insta account name]
**Deadname: [https://people.com/crime/dayton-shooter-sister-among-first-victims-megan-betts/ Megen]
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ohio-shooting-connor-betts-obituary-megan-funny-articulate-a9058701.html lol]</text>
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== Steven Pladl ==

2018 Knightdale Incest Shooting

Okay, this one's fun.

At a glance:
*The premise-
**A 20-year-old man (Steven) grooms a 15-year-old girl (Alyssa) over the internet into being is irl waifu.
**She, at 16, gives birth to their daughter who is then given up for adoption for safety bc the guy's an abusive POS.
**18 years later, the daughter (Denise, renamed Katie) wants to reconnect to her real parents and...
**Ends up in an incestous relationship with her father which results in them getting married somehow and her getting pregnant (with Bennett).
**Alyssa finds out and calls the cops.
**They're V&amp; and the Katie wants to break up.
*The shooting-
**Steven's not taking that shit.
**Suffocates baby Bennett (womp womp).
**Weapon: Aero Rifle (News: "assault-type rifle" like an AR-15. Kill me) Could either mean...
***Aero survival rifle, which fires pistol rounds (and thus, would mean that the media really is made up of lying faggots)
***Or a homemade AR-15 using parts from the Aero Precision company (most likely)
***No confirmation bc No crime scene pic of gun?? GAY
**Finds Katie traveling in the car with her step-dad, shoots them both dead.
**Calls his mommy who then calls da coppas.
**An heroes (yay)
**Kills: 3 + himself (so 4 total)

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/02/katie-steven-pladl-north-carolina-incest/ READ]
*[https://vocal.media/families/inside-the-disturbing-story-of-steven-pladl READ]
*[https://www.facebook.com/p/Katie-Pladl-family-deserve-jail-for-supporting-her-incestious-marriage-100068737653261/ LOL]
*[https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/steven-katie-pladl-walter-wife-16844994 News article from before the shooting]
*[https://medium.com/@TalesFromTheCabin/the-father-who-married-his-daughter-and-then-murdered-her-7e7faf01b684 READ]
*[https://www.buggedspace.com/man-divorces-wife-to-marry-his-daughter-kills-all-including-himself-after-daughter-decides-to-end-the-marriage/ READ]
*Get crime scene pics (there aren't many :( )

== Travis Reinking ==

2018 Nashville Waffle House Shooting

At a glance:
*Busmaster XM-15
*4 dead, 4 injured (2 from gunfire, 2 from glass)
*The fucker was NUDE (he had a green jacket on but still)
*Also, the jacket got pulled off him during the shooting soo... he really was nude
*Customer fought back and took the gun
*Typical night at Waffle House
*Shooter profile (it's good)
**Was mentally ill, delusional (obv)
**Total Swiftie apparently lol
**Was gay too?
**Sovereign citizen
**Year before arrested by Secret Service (SS) outside Whiskey Hotel for trying to meet with the president (reminds me of the guy who climbed Trump tower to talk to Trump)
**Dressed like a wimmin and exposed himself at the pool once
**[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/High_Score#:~:text=332-,Travis%20Reinking,-4 On our high score page!]

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/04/travis-reinking-waffle-house-gunman/ Read]
*Get moar pics

[[File:Naked dude shoots up waffle house.mp4|center|650px]]
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== Steven Pladl ==

2018 Knightdale Incest Shooting

Okay, this one's fun.

At a glance:
*The premise-
**A 20-year-old man (Steven) grooms a 15-year-old girl (Alyssa) over the internet into being is irl waifu.
**She, at 16, gives birth to their daughter who is then given up for adoption for safety bc the guy's an abusive POS.
**18 years later, the daughter (Denise, renamed Katie) wants to reconnect to her real parents and...
**Ends up in an incestous relationship with her father which results in them getting married somehow and her getting pregnant (with Bennett).
**Alyssa finds out and calls the cops.
**They're V&amp; and the Katie wants to break up.
*The shooting-
**Steven's not taking that shit.
**Suffocates baby Bennett (womp womp).
**Weapon: Aero Rifle.(News: "assault-type rifle" like an AR-15. Kill me) Could either mean...
***Aero survival rifle, which fires pistol rounds (and thus, would mean that the media really is made up of lying faggots)
***Or a homemade AR-15 using parts from the Aero Precision company (most likely)
***No confirmation bc No crime scene pic of gun?? GAY
**Finds Katie traveling in with her step-dad, shoots them both dead.
**Calls him mommy who then calls da coppas.
**An heroes (yay)
**Kills: 3 + himself (so 4 total)

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/02/katie-steven-pladl-north-carolina-incest/ READ]
*[https://vocal.media/families/inside-the-disturbing-story-of-steven-pladl READ]
*[https://www.facebook.com/p/Katie-Pladl-family-deserve-jail-for-supporting-her-incestious-marriage-100068737653261/ LOL]
*[https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/steven-katie-pladl-walter-wife-16844994 News article from before the shooting]
*[https://medium.com/@TalesFromTheCabin/the-father-who-married-his-daughter-and-then-murdered-her-7e7faf01b684 READ]
*[https://www.buggedspace.com/man-divorces-wife-to-marry-his-daughter-kills-all-including-himself-after-daughter-decides-to-end-the-marriage/ READ]
*Get crime scene pics (there aren't many :( )


== Travis Reinking ==

2018 Nashville Waffle House Shooting

At a glance:
*Busmaster XM-15
*4 dead, 4 injured (2 from gunfire, 2 from glass)
*The fucker was NUDE (he had a green jacket on but still)
*Also, the jacket got pulled off him during the shooting soo... he really was nude
*Customer fought back and took the gun
*Typical night at Waffle House
*Shooter profile (it's good)
**Was mentally ill, delusional (obv)
**Total Swiftie apparently lol
**Was gay too?
**Sovereign citizen
**Year before arrested by Secret Service (SS) outside Whiskey Hotel for trying to meet with the president (reminds me of the guy who climbed Trump tower to talk to Trump)
**Dressed like a wimmin and exposed himself at the pool once
**[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/High_Score#:~:text=332-,Travis%20Reinking,-4 On our high score page!]

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/04/travis-reinking-waffle-house-gunman/ Read]
*Get moar pics

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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

Props to the towelheads for chosing the lulziest time to strike.

== The Backstory ==

We've all heard about the [[Islamic State]] and it's [https://graphics.wsj.com/islamic-state-and-its-affiliates/ numerous children] including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are [https://www.britannica.com/story/is-it-isis-or-isil basically twins], another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the [[Afghanistan|Khorasan]] [[Pakistan|province]], ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that [[LOLWUT|the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.]]

For millennia, Muhammad has been trying to establish the Russian Caliphate

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_linked_to_Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*ISKP had conducted large-scale attacks even back in the mid-'10s.
*[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/8/27/islamic-state-in-khorasan-iskp-aka-isil]
*[https://www.britannica.com/topic/Islamic-State-Khorasan-Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attack]
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]
*[[Red Army]]
*[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2780631-2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack]
*Mention muslim kid who saved a ton of ppl
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Kandahar_New_Kabul_Bank_bombing]
*Happened during Ramadan
*[https://www.wilsoncenter.org/blog-post/act-terror-cannot-occur-russian-soil]
*[https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-casts-doubt-islamic-state-responsibility-concert-attack-2024-03-25/]
*[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-special-military-operation-in-the-ukraine.150029/page-1120#post-18013386]
*[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-special-military-operation-in-the-ukraine.150029/page-1124#post-18014597]

== Remember, No Яussian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

The four Islamic ultranationalists began this special military operation by spawning in the parking lot and making their way towards the concert hall's entrance, [[Audrey Hale|blasting out the glass doors]] like a boss and taking out anybody unfortunate enough to be dancing in the metal detectors. Upon hearing the oh so familiar sound of gunfire, the Slavs inside [[Keep Calm and Carry On|kept calm and carried on]] in the opposite direction of the fireworks. Some were not as intelligent as the others and elected to hide behind tables and other flimsy objects. They died. Our four protagonists emerged from the smoke of the blown out entrance while Ruskies on the second floor enjoyed the show as spectators, capturing some excellent footage in the process.

Around this time, the players decided to heat up the gameplay by playing dodgeball with some molotov cocktails, creating an inferno that not only distracted the emergency services, but also contributed toward a higher score via smoke asphyxiation. Within a matter of time, the fire would grow so great that the concert venue collapsed in on itself.

But before that could happen, the jihadists needed to collect some of their own footage for their pro-gaming channel. They recorded a short clip that depicted one of the mudslimes letting sparks fly with his AK as he danced around firing at dead bodies before the cameraman got bored at his bullshittery and started filming one of his jihadist brothers attempting to engage in the sacred Islamic tradition of [[beheading]] a wounded Russian on the ground. As he began cutting, the Russian — in an incredible act of defiance — simply rolled over and told his ass to fuck off. The camera then swivels to show the director of the film, rambling on with the usual aloha snackbar nonsense.

Unlike most snackbar attacks, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them. The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO. The Islamic State's Amaq news agency reported that the soldiers have [[win|successfully made it back to their base]].


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Lol no. Russia is not for beginners and the four stooges were promptly [[v&amp;]] before

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== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

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|[[File:HERE THEY COME.mp4|center|600px]]'''BREACHING'''
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]'''Killstreak!'''
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]'''[[I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dz|We're in ur base, killin ur d00dz]]'''
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=== First-Person Mode ===

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=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Welcome to the Gulag==

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. At least it wasn't pork!]]


{{center|&lt;gallery perrow="5"&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The ear man from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg|I ate my ear
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
File:IDIFTL 1.jpg|[[Win|Mfw 72 virgins]]
File:IDIFTL 2.jpg
File:SafeInRussianCare.jpg|Vacationing
File:HELP ME.jpg
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5AFq5OLkG0]
*[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1881219/Moscow-terror-attack-Russia-Putin-torture]

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE
*Tsar Putin
*[https://twitter.com/runews/status/1771291143310831993]

The obvious position that the Rusfags took. It all began when it became known that the US embassy . Although this can be brushed off as typical Kremlin shitposting, let's not forget that 

[[Russia Today|Russian media]] went as far as to create deepfake

[[Vladimir Putin|Tsar Vladimir I]]

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Later on the Tsar conceded that ISIS ''maybe'' had something to do with it, but that Ukraine was definitely still involved, somehow.

=== "It was ISIS" ===
[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on the Islamic State's news article]]

Don't let yourself be fooled into thinking that this attack came out of nowhere. The US and UK embassies have been warning the dumbfuck commies that this shit was coming to them for months now. The FSB themselves even caught a couple of sandniggers earlier in the month who were planning on rape-bombing a synagogue. It should also come without mention that ISIS themselves have admitted to committing the attacks, but that's not to say that we can trust them at face value however. The Islamic State is notorious for it's [[attention whoring]] and will lay claim to any mass murder of epic proportions. Just ask [[Abu Abdul Barr al-Amriki]]. However, this time ISIS delivered, providing additional (blurry) pictures of our protagonists as well as the dramatic FPS footage.

Later 

=== "It was RUSSIA" ===

Every shooting has it's own set of false flag fags who will almost instinctively claim that the shooting was entirely a government set up. In this case, they believe that Putin committed the self-pwn in a desperate attempt to garner the support of the masses for the war effort, despite the fact that the glorious tsar had just been recently re-elected for the 100th time in a landslide victory just weeks ago. [[Some argue]] that the election was a fraud. Regardless, it was undoubtably still much more open and honest than the American [[2020 Presidential Election]] ever could have been.

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Gallery ==

{{Collapsegallery|'''Another Day in Russia'''|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow="4"&gt;
File:Alleged perpetrators of the 2024 Crocus City Hall terrorist attack.png|STEP ON IT
File:GetawayCar.jpg
File:No Russian menu image MW2.jpg|Leaked CCTV image
File:UkrainianPorkers.png|We all know who was behind the attack...
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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|144|(551 injuries)|5|The injury count is telling.|20|Went out in a fireball and [[Brenton Tarrant|recorded that shit.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|209|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

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== See Also ==
*[[Russia]] - The map chosen for this level
*[[ISIS]] - The perpetrators
*[[Ukraine]] - The ''real'' perpetrators
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - The less successful prequel
*[[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17]] - Russia building negative karma

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|Pro-Russia Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{kf|150025/page-668#post-18013558|Pro-Ukraine Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

We've all heard about the [[Islamic State]] and it's [https://graphics.wsj.com/islamic-state-and-its-affiliates/ numerous children] including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are [https://www.britannica.com/story/is-it-isis-or-isil basically twins], another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the [[Afghanistan|Khorasan]] [[Pakistan|province]], ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that [[LOLWUT|the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.]]

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_linked_to_Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*ISKP had conducted large-scale attacks even back in the mid-'10s.
*[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/8/27/islamic-state-in-khorasan-iskp-aka-isil]
*[https://www.britannica.com/topic/Islamic-State-Khorasan-Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attack]
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.

*This attack was a "special military operation"
*[https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/No_Russian]

The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO.

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*Extra effective against structures.
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{{clear}}

== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:HERE THEY COME.mp4|center|600px]]'''BREACHING'''
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]'''Killstreak!'''
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]'''[[I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dz|We're in ur base, killin ur d00dz]]'''
}}|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}
|}


=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
|}


=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. It least it wasn't pork!]]


{{center|&lt;gallery perrow="5"&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The ear man from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
File:IDIFTL 1.jpg
File:IDIFTL 2.jpg
File:SafeInRussianCare.jpg
File:HELP ME.jpg
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}


*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5AFq5OLkG0]
*[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1881219/Moscow-terror-attack-Russia-Putin-torture]

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===
[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on the Islamic State's news article]]

Don't let yourself be fooled into thinking that this attack came out of nowhere. 

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE
*Tsar Putin
*[https://twitter.com/runews/status/1771291143310831993]

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===


=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Gallery ==

{{Collapsegallery|'''Another Day in Russia'''|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow="4"&gt;
File:Alleged perpetrators of the 2024 Crocus City Hall terrorist attack.png|STEP ON IT
File:GetawayCar.jpg
File:No Russian menu image MW2.jpg|Leaked CCTV image
File:UkrainianPorkers.png|We all know who was behind the attack...
&lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow="5"&gt;
File:UkrainianCaliphate.jpg|{{archive|lTi7a|Ukrainians showing support for their allies}}
File:Pooty-lies-lol.png
&lt;/gallery&gt;|border=gray|color=white}}

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|144|(Over 360 injuries!!!)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|206|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

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== See Also ==
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|A much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
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{{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Islamic State: Team Khorasan'''&lt;/big&gt;}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 144, injured 360+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|7th!!!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

We've all heard about the [[Islamic State]] and it's [https://graphics.wsj.com/islamic-state-and-its-affiliates/ numerous children] including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are [https://www.britannica.com/story/is-it-isis-or-isil basically twins], another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the [[Afghanistan|Khorasan]] [[Pakistan|province]], ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that [[LOLWUT|the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.]]

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_linked_to_Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*ISKP had conducted large-scale attacks even back in the mid-'10s.
*[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/8/27/islamic-state-in-khorasan-iskp-aka-isil]
*[https://www.britannica.com/topic/Islamic-State-Khorasan-Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attack]
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.

*This attack was a "special military operation"
*[https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/No_Russian]

The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO.

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===Loadout===

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&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Isn't very useful for beheading.
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&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Extra effective against structures.
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{{clear}}

== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:HERE THEY COME.mp4|center|600px]]'''BREACHING'''
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]'''Killstreak!'''
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]'''[[I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dz|We're in ur base, killin ur d00dz]]'''
}}|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}
|}


=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
|}


=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. It least it wasn't pork!]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The guy from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}


*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5AFq5OLkG0]
*[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1881219/Moscow-terror-attack-Russia-Putin-torture]

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE
*Tsar Putin
*[https://twitter.com/runews/status/1771291143310831993]

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Gallery ==

{{Collapsegallery|'''Another Day in Russia'''|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow="5"&gt;
File:Alleged perpetrators of the 2024 Crocus City Hall terrorist attack.png
File:GetawayCar.jpg
File:No Russian menu image MW2.jpg|Leaked CCTV image
File:UkrainianPorkers.png|We all know who was behind the attack...
File:UkrainianCaliphate.jpg|{{archive|lTi7a|Ukrainians showing support for their allies}}
&lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow="5"&gt;

&lt;/gallery&gt;|border=gray|color=white}}

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|144|(Over 360 injuries!!!)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|206|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

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== See Also ==
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|A much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada. 


===Loadout===

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!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*With camo skin unlocked.
|-
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&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Isn't very useful for beheading.
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&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Extra effective against structures.
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{{clear}}

== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
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|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
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=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
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|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
|}


=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The guy from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

{{Wanted|5}}

== See Also ==

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|A much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

== The Backstory ==

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada. 


===Loadout===

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!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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!Item
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|-
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*'''Primary''': AK Rifle
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*With camo skin unlocked.
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*Isn't very useful for beheading.
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*'''Thrown''': MoLOLtov Cocktails
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Extra effective against structures.
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{{clear}}

== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
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=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
|}


=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The guy from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

{{Wanted|5}}

== See Also ==

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|11626/#post-18013386|Much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)</text>
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed ~139, injured 182+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|6th!!!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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== The Backstory ==

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada. 


===Loadout===

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*Isn't very useful for beheading.
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&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
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*Extra effective against structures.
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== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
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|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
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=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
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=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:IAteMyEar.jpg|The guy from above
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

{{Wanted|5}}

== See Also ==

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{kf|11626/#post-18013386|Much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)</text>
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{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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== The Backstory ==

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada. 


===Loadout===

&lt;center&gt;
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-&lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&gt;
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': AK Rifle
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
|
*With camo skin unlocked.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Dull Knife
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
|
*Isn't very useful for beheading.
|-
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*'''Thrown''': MoLOLtov Cocktails
&lt;center&gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]&lt;/center&gt;
|
*Extra effective against structures.
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{{clear}}

== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
}}|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}
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=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
|}


=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


=== Welcome to the Gulag ===

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]


{{center|&lt;gallery&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:IAteMyEar.jpg|The guy from above
&lt;/gallery&gt;}}

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It Was ISIS" ===

[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]

=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;i9m6X-tbe2s&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}&lt;/center&gt;

=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===

=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}&lt;/center&gt;

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

{{Wanted|5}}

== See Also ==

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{kf|11626/#post-18013386|Much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)</text>
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== Steven Pladl ==

2018 Knightdale Incest Shooting

Okay, this one's fun.

At a glance:
*The premise-
**A 20-year-old man (Steven) grooms a 15-year-old girl (Alyssa) over the internet into being is irl waifu.
**She, at 16, gives birth to their daughter who is then given up for adoption for safety bc the guy's an abusive POS.
**18 years later, the daughter (Denise, renamed Katie) wants to reconnect to her real parents and...
**Ends up in an incestous relationship with her father which results in them getting married somehow and her getting pregnant (with Bennett).
**Alyssa finds out and calls the cops.
**They're V&amp; and the Katie wants to break up.
*The shooting-
**Steven's not taking that shit.
**Suffocates baby Bennett (womp womp).
**Weapon: Aero Rifle (News: "assault-type rifle" like an AR-15. Kill me) Could either mean...
***Aero survival rifle, which fires pistol rounds (and thus, would mean that the media really is made up of lying faggots)
***Or a homemade AR-15 using parts from the Aero Precision company (most likely)
***No confirmation bc No crime scene pic of gun?? GAY
**Finds Katie traveling in the car with her step-dad, shoots them both dead.
**Calls his mommy who then calls da coppas.
**An heroes (yay)
**Kills: 3 + himself (so 4 total)

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/02/katie-steven-pladl-north-carolina-incest/ READ]
*[https://vocal.media/families/inside-the-disturbing-story-of-steven-pladl READ]
*[https://www.facebook.com/p/Katie-Pladl-family-deserve-jail-for-supporting-her-incestious-marriage-100068737653261/ LOL]
*[https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/steven-katie-pladl-walter-wife-16844994 News article from before the shooting]
*[https://medium.com/@TalesFromTheCabin/the-father-who-married-his-daughter-and-then-murdered-her-7e7faf01b684 READ]
*[https://www.buggedspace.com/man-divorces-wife-to-marry-his-daughter-kills-all-including-himself-after-daughter-decides-to-end-the-marriage/ READ]
*Get crime scene pics (there aren't many :( )

== Travis Reinking ==

2018 Nashville Waffle House Shooting

At a glance:
*Busmaster XM-15
*4 dead, 4 injured (2 from gunfire, 2 from glass)
*The fucker was NUDE (he had a green jacket on but still)
*Also, the jacket got pulled off him during the shooting soo... he really was nude
*Customer fought back and took the gun
*Typical night at Waffle House
*Shooter profile (it's good)
**Was mentally ill, delusional (obv)
**Total Swiftie apparently lol
**Was gay too?
**Sovereign citizen
**Year before arrested by Secret Service (SS) outside Whiskey Hotel for trying to meet with the president (reminds me of the guy who climbed Trump tower to talk to Trump)
**Dressed like a wimmin and exposed himself at the pool once
**[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/High_Score#:~:text=332-,Travis%20Reinking,-4 On our high score page!]

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/04/travis-reinking-waffle-house-gunman/ Read]
*Get moar pics

[[File:Naked dude shoots up waffle house.mp4|center|650px]]
&lt;center&gt;'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/112303/2018-tennessee-waffle-house-shooting Shamelessly] [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/38395/cctv-of-the-2018-nashville-waffle stolen]'''&lt;/center&gt;


== [[Connor Betts]] needs a lot of work done ==
*The police accidentally shot &amp; killed some bystanders while they were engaging Connor. In other words the police was stealing his kills.
*Get pics of the gun. It was an AR-15 pistol with a drum mag I think.
*There was an after action powerpoint presentation provided by police with good info. Find it
*Moar pics of Connor!
**That one meme that has Patrick, Kyle Rittenhouse, the Garlic shooter, Isaack Clyde, &amp; Connor all looking vague similar (it's really just the glasses)
*More emphasis on Patrick Crusius double shooting. Connor liked the gun control tweet.
*Check WPD
*Check r/masskillers
*Reactions: The Pope speaks
**TRUMP SPEAKS
*Connor's mass shooter obsession. Check if Columbiner
*Connor's connection to "pornogrind"
*Ngl, killing 9 ppl &amp; injuring almost 20 in 30 seconds in kinda impressive. (He was shooting into a crowd tho... so accuracy = spray and pray (he was a satanist lol))
**The other 10ish were not injured by gunfire but from some other means. Why
*Connor was on a shit ton of drugs during the shooting. Combat enhancing drugs, obviously
*Need moar info on that tranny sister [https://twitter.com/AshleeMPreston/status/1159643510527541248][https://twitter.com/amcatanzaro/status/1159671914819981312][https://twitter.com/AshleeMPreston/status/1159688088626401280] Wtf?
**[https://v.24liveblog.com/iframe/?id=2315805954438883077 Insta account name]
**Deadname: [https://people.com/crime/dayton-shooter-sister-among-first-victims-megan-betts/ Megen]
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ohio-shooting-connor-betts-obituary-megan-funny-articulate-a9058701.html lol]</text>
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== Steven Pladl ==

2018 Knightdale Incest Shooting

Okay, this one's fun.

At a glance:
*The premise-
**A 20-year-old man (Steven) grooms a 15-year-old girl (Alyssa) over the internet into being is irl waifu.
**She, at 16, gives birth to their daughter who is then given up for adoption for safety bc the guy's an abusive POS.
**18 years later, the daughter (Denise, renamed Katie) wants to reconnect to her real parents and...
**Ends up in an incestous relationship with her father which results in them getting married somehow and her getting pregnant (with Bennett).
**Alyssa finds out and calls the cops.
**They're V&amp; and the Katie wants to break up.
*The shooting-
**Steven's not taking that shit.
**Suffocates baby Bennett (womp womp).
**Weapon: Aero Rifle (News: "assault-type rifle" like an AR-15. Kill me) Could either mean...
***Aero survival rifle, which fires pistol rounds (and thus, would mean that the media really is made up of lying faggots)
***Or a homemade AR-15 using parts from the Aero Precision company (most likely)
***No confirmation bc No crime scene pic of gun?? GAY
**Finds Katie traveling in the car with her step-dad, shoots them both dead.
**Calls his mommy who then calls da coppas.
**An heroes (yay)
**Kills: 3 + himself (so 4 total)

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/02/katie-steven-pladl-north-carolina-incest/ READ]
*[https://vocal.media/families/inside-the-disturbing-story-of-steven-pladl READ]
*[https://www.facebook.com/p/Katie-Pladl-family-deserve-jail-for-supporting-her-incestious-marriage-100068737653261/ LOL]
*[https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/steven-katie-pladl-walter-wife-16844994 News article from before the shooting]
*[https://medium.com/@TalesFromTheCabin/the-father-who-married-his-daughter-and-then-murdered-her-7e7faf01b684 READ]
*[https://www.buggedspace.com/man-divorces-wife-to-marry-his-daughter-kills-all-including-himself-after-daughter-decides-to-end-the-marriage/ READ]
*Get crime scene pics (there aren't many :( )

== Travis Reinking ==

2018 Nashville Waffle House Shooting

At a glance:
*Busmaster XM-15
*4 dead, 4 injured (2 from gunfire, 2 from glass)
*The fucker was NUDE (he had a green jacket on but still)
*Also, the jacket got pulled off him during the shooting soo... he really was nude
*Customer fought back and took the gun
*Typical night at Waffle House
*Shooter profile (it's good)
**Was mentally ill, delusional (obv)
**Total Swiftie apparently lol
**Was gay too?
**Sovereign citizen
**Year before arrested by Secret Service (SS) outside Whiskey Hotel for trying to meet with the president (reminds me of the guy who climbed Trump tower to talk to Trump)
**Dressed like a wimmin and exposed himself at the pool once
**[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/High_Score#:~:text=332-,Travis%20Reinking,-4 On our high score page!]

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/04/travis-reinking-waffle-house-gunman/ Read]
*Get moar pics

[[File:Naked dude shoots up waffle house.mp4|center|650px]]
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== Steven Pladl ==

2018 Knightdale Incest Shooting

Okay, this one's fun.

At a glance:
*The premise-
**A 20-year-old man (Steven) grooms a 15-year-old girl (Alyssa) over the internet into being is irl waifu.
**She, at 16, gives birth to their daughter who is then given up for adoption for safety bc the guy's an abusive POS.
**18 years later, the daughter (Denise, renamed Katie) wants to reconnect to her real parents and...
**Ends up in an incestous relationship with her father which results in them getting married somehow and her getting pregnant (with Bennett).
**Alyssa finds out and calls the cops.
**They're V&amp; and the Katie wants to break up.
*The shooting-
**Steven's not taking that shit.
**Suffocates baby Bennett (womp womp).
**Weapon: Aero Rifle.(News: "assault-type rifle" like an AR-15. Kill me) Could either mean...
***Aero survival rifle, which fires pistol rounds (and thus, would mean that the media really is made up of lying faggots)
***Or a homemade AR-15 using parts from the Aero Precision company (most likely)
***No confirmation bc No crime scene pic of gun?? GAY
**Finds Katie traveling in with her step-dad, shoots them both dead.
**Calls him mommy who then calls da coppas.
**An heroes (yay)
**Kills: 3 + himself (so 4 total)

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/02/katie-steven-pladl-north-carolina-incest/ READ]
*[https://vocal.media/families/inside-the-disturbing-story-of-steven-pladl READ]
*[https://www.facebook.com/p/Katie-Pladl-family-deserve-jail-for-supporting-her-incestious-marriage-100068737653261/ LOL]
*[https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/steven-katie-pladl-walter-wife-16844994 News article from before the shooting]
*[https://medium.com/@TalesFromTheCabin/the-father-who-married-his-daughter-and-then-murdered-her-7e7faf01b684 READ]
*[https://www.buggedspace.com/man-divorces-wife-to-marry-his-daughter-kills-all-including-himself-after-daughter-decides-to-end-the-marriage/ READ]
*Get crime scene pics (there aren't many :( )


== Travis Reinking ==

2018 Nashville Waffle House Shooting

At a glance:
*Busmaster XM-15
*4 dead, 4 injured (2 from gunfire, 2 from glass)
*The fucker was NUDE (he had a green jacket on but still)
*Also, the jacket got pulled off him during the shooting soo... he really was nude
*Customer fought back and took the gun
*Typical night at Waffle House
*Shooter profile (it's good)
**Was mentally ill, delusional (obv)
**Total Swiftie apparently lol
**Was gay too?
**Sovereign citizen
**Year before arrested by Secret Service (SS) outside Whiskey Hotel for trying to meet with the president (reminds me of the guy who climbed Trump tower to talk to Trump)
**Dressed like a wimmin and exposed himself at the pool once
**[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/High_Score#:~:text=332-,Travis%20Reinking,-4 On our high score page!]

TO-DO:
*[https://heavy.com/news/2018/04/travis-reinking-waffle-house-gunman/ Read]
*Get moar pics

[[File:Naked dude shoots up waffle house.mp4|center|650px]]
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{{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Islamic State: Team Khorasan'''&lt;/big&gt;}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 144, injured 551}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|7th!!!]]}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is 

Props to the towelheads for chosing the lulziest time to strike.

== The Backstory ==

We've all heard about the [[Islamic State]] and it's [https://graphics.wsj.com/islamic-state-and-its-affiliates/ numerous children] including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are [https://www.britannica.com/story/is-it-isis-or-isil basically twins], another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the [[Afghanistan|Khorasan]] [[Pakistan|province]], ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that [[LOLWUT|the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.]]

For millennia, Muhammad has been trying to establish the Russian Caliphate

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_linked_to_Islamic_State_%E2%80%93_Khorasan_Province]
*ISKP had conducted large-scale attacks even back in the mid-'10s.
*[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/8/27/islamic-state-in-khorasan-iskp-aka-isil]
*[https://www.britannica.com/topic/Islamic-State-Khorasan-Province]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attack]
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]
*[[Red Army]]
*[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2780631-2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack]
*Mention muslim kid who saved a ton of ppl
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Kandahar_New_Kabul_Bank_bombing]
*Happened during Ramadan
*[https://www.wilsoncenter.org/blog-post/act-terror-cannot-occur-russian-soil]
*[https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-casts-doubt-islamic-state-responsibility-concert-attack-2024-03-25/]
*[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-special-military-operation-in-the-ukraine.150029/page-1120#post-18013386]
*[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-special-military-operation-in-the-ukraine.150029/page-1124#post-18014597]

== Remember, No Яussian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]

The four Islamic ultranationalists began this special military operation by spawning in the parking lot and making their way towards the concert hall's entrance, [[Audrey Hale|blasting out the glass doors]] like a boss and taking out anybody unfortunate enough to be dancing in the metal detectors. Upon hearing the oh so familiar sound of gunfire, the Slavs inside [[Keep Calm and Carry On|kept calm and carried on]] in the opposite direction of the fireworks. Some were not as intelligent as the others and elected to hide behind tables and other flimsy objects. They died. Our four protagonists emerged from the smoke of the blown out entrance while Ruskies on the second floor enjoyed the show as spectators, capturing some excellent footage in the process.

Around this time, the players decided to heat up the gameplay by playing dodgeball with some molotov cocktails, creating an inferno that not only distracted the emergency services, but also contributed toward a higher score via smoke asphyxiation. Within a matter of time, the fire would grow so great that the concert venue collapsed in on itself.

But before that could happen, the jihadists needed to collect some of their own footage for their pro-gaming channel. They recorded a short clip that depicted one of the mudslimes letting sparks fly with his AK as he danced around firing at dead bodies before the cameraman got bored at his bullshittery and started filming one of his jihadist brothers attempting to engage in the sacred Islamic tradition of [[beheading]] a wounded Russian on the ground. As he began cutting, the Russian — in an incredible act of defiance — simply rolled over and told his ass to fuck off. The camera then swivels to show the director of the film, rambling on with the usual aloha snackbar nonsense.

Unlike most snackbar attacks, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them. The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO. The Islamic State's Amaq news agency reported that the soldiers have [[win|successfully made it back to their base]].


{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|100G- Get away with a mass shooting|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}


Lol no. Russia is not for beginners and the four stooges were promptly [[v&amp;]] before

===Loadout===

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== Gameplay Footage ==

=== Spectator Mode ===

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|[[File:HERE THEY COME.mp4|center|600px]]'''BREACHING'''
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]'''Killstreak!'''
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]'''[[I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dz|We're in ur base, killin ur d00dz]]'''
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=== First-Person Mode ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]&lt;center&gt;'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}&lt;/center&gt;


=== Something's Burning ===

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=== Propaganda ===

&lt;center&gt;{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]&lt;center&gt;'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from&lt;br&gt;the attack into an action movie trailer'''&lt;/center&gt;|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}&lt;/center&gt;


== Welcome to the Gulag==

[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. At least it wasn't pork!]]


{{center|&lt;gallery perrow="5"&gt;
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia&lt;br&gt;(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The ear man from above
File:IAteMyEar.jpg|I ate my ear
File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
File:IDIFTL 1.jpg|[[Win|Mfw 72 virgins]]
File:IDIFTL 2.jpg
File:SafeInRussianCare.jpg|Vacationing
File:HELP ME.jpg
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5AFq5OLkG0]
*[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1881219/Moscow-terror-attack-Russia-Putin-torture]

== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==

=== "It was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE
*Tsar Putin
*[https://twitter.com/runews/status/1771291143310831993]

The obvious position that the Rusfags took. It all began when it became known that the US embassy . Although this can be brushed off as typical Kremlin shitposting, let's not forget that 

[[Russia Today|Russian media]] went as far as to create deepfake

[[Vladimir Putin|Tsar Vladimir I]]

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Later on the Tsar conceded that ISIS ''maybe'' had something to do with it, but that Ukraine was definitely still involved, somehow.

=== "It was ISIS" ===
[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on the Islamic State's news article]]

Don't let yourself be fooled into thinking that this attack came out of nowhere. The US and UK embassies have been warning the dumbfuck commies that this shit was coming to them for months now. The FSB themselves even caught a couple of sandniggers earlier in the month who were planning on rape-bombing a synagogue. It should also come without mention that ISIS themselves have admitted to committing the attacks, but that's not to say that we can trust them at face value however. The Islamic State is notorious for it's [[attention whoring]] and will lay claim to any mass murder of epic proportions. Just ask [[Abu Abdul Barr al-Amriki]]. However, this time ISIS delivered, providing additional (blurry) pictures of our protagonists as well as the dramatic FPS footage.

Later 

=== "It was RUSSIA" ===

Every shooting has it's own set of false flag fags who will almost instinctively claim that the shooting was entirely a government set up. In this case, they believe that Putin committed the self-pwn in a desperate attempt to garner the support of the masses for the war effort, despite the fact that the glorious tsar had just been recently re-elected for the 100th time in a landslide victory just weeks ago. [[Some argue]] that the election was a fraud. Regardless, it was undoubtably still much more open and honest than the American [[2020 Presidential Election]] ever could have been.

=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===

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File:GetawayCar.jpg
File:No Russian menu image MW2.jpg|Leaked CCTV image
File:UkrainianPorkers.png|We all know who was behind the attack...
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File:UkrainianCaliphate.jpg|{{archive|lTi7a|Ukrainians showing support for their allies}}
File:Pooty-lies-lol.png
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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|144|(551 injuries)|5|The injury count is telling.|20|Went out in a fireball and [[Brenton Tarrant|recorded that shit.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|209|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}

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== See Also ==
*[[Russia]] - The map chosen for this level
*[[ISIS]] - The perpetrators
*[[Ukraine]] - The ''real'' perpetrators
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - The less successful prequel
*[[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17]] - Russia building negative karma

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|Pro-Russia Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{kf|150025/page-668#post-18013558|Pro-Ukraine Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
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== Truth ==
Because there's no pics or video of her self-pwnage, [[Pics or it didn't happen|it probably didn't happen]], and was instead an [[Bailout Plan|elaborate but poorly thought plan]] to raise ratings for Gentle Ben.

{{Quote|On January 31st, 2017, a video titled "Freaky 5 - Lost Footage" was uploaded by a YouTuber called [[Tentacle Rape|NationSquid]] [...] At the end of the video, at 8 minutes and 46 seconds, [[Livestreaming suicide|there appears to be footage of the suicide as it happened]]. It is in [[Before the internets|black and white]], with distorted audio and video. Since then, many users on YouTube have since [[Copy n' paste|re-uploaded]] the so-called "footage". [...] On February 13th, 2017, the footage seen in NationSquid's video was [[Hoax|confirmed fake]] by Gordon Galbraith, who was the news director of the Newswatch program at WXLT-TV (now WWSB-TV) that Christine hosted at the time of her suicide.|[https://lostmediawiki.com/Christine_Chubbuck_(partially_found_on-air_suicide_footage_of_television_news_reporter;_1974) As per the autists at the Lost Media Wiki] {{archive|nEiI1}}}}

[[Tl;dr]] the video and audio above is [[Fake and Gay|'''FAKE AND GAY''']][[Oneoneone|!1!1]] Though [[You|anyone who's seen enough edgy suicide comps]] would've probably already known. The real footage is [[b&amp;]] everywhere but is confirmed to still exist, currently being withheld by the rich [[kikes]] of [[MSM]] who are hogging the tape for their [[QAnon|own sick purposes]] and are actively [[Anti-feminist|working against Christine's wishes]] of [[Attention whore|having her suicide shared with the world]].

HOWEVER in 2021 a {{yt|ch|UCzfeUEWpvzv1Hv1CPSZbcFg|shitty brainrot meme channel}} somehow found a [[Bullshit|totally legit]] copy of the audio and uploaded it to the tubez for all to enjoy, only before [[SHUT IT DOWN|taking it down]] after suffering [[troll's remorse]] [[OP is a faggot|like a fag]]. It has been [[Fukken saved|reuploaded]] on [[archive.org]] for all you [[sick fucks]] who still want to hear:
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