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xhe finds out about an ICE raid near xis town from reddit and decides to stop them to save the heccin mexicans from being deported
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Soyak is informed that his bvll died because of useless nigger gang war
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>>230364Soyak is furious because of the news. How can those evil pigs to that to those BIPOC kangs?
>>230364Then, the unthinkable happens. Soyak receives a call from one of Tyrone's gang members to tell xim that Tyrone is dead because the ICE raid was to control the useless nigger war. Soyak bursts into tears. He is fully convinced now and heads to stop those evil bastards in their tracks.
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>>230395First tho hops on r/liberalgunowners to ask for advice on how to
FIGHT BACK against fascism
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>>230410soyak joins antifa after reading a wordswordswords post on <
r/liberalgunowners ▶ №230419[Quote]>>230436
>>230410Soyak forgot something, Xe needs advice. He hops onto r/liberalgunowners or something to be well prepared. Soyak doesn't want to do this but he must. For Tyrone.
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>>230395He makes a sign that says
>Dem spics and bibisi ah le good>ICE Nazi le bad o algoAnd starts recording with his star wars branded phone
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>>230419he looks up his favorite nazi-killing goyslop media caharacter cosplay on goygle to dress appropriately
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>>230425Soyak makes the sign in ebonics to honour his lost bull. Xe records the video so he can get 88 thrembillion karma on r/pics. He struggles to hold the sign because xe has skinny ahh arms from all the soy.
>>230436Soyak dresses as mario since he is red and red is le communist symbol and he is a 90's kid or something.
Soyak is now walking to the ICE operation zone
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>>230451An ICE agent interrogates him
He starts screaming and saying
>ICE IS RACIIIIIIST ICE IS RACIIIIIIST BING BING WAHOO HATES ICE ▶ №230480[Quote]>>230487
>>230475he does some karma farming wordplay about how ICE melts when theres the fire of communism and equality
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>>230487lazy jannies approve it already
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>>230487He decides to back off…
ONLY TO RETURN DRIVING THE ANTI ICE CHARIOT THRU THE ICE OPERATION ZONE ▶ №230512[Quote]>>230545
>>230487Soyak starts sperging out more and pushes the ICE agent, he falls and accidentally shoots a pigeon, which causes a chain reaction and kills another snca dyke in a car
Soyak blames another ICE agent for this even doe he was 20 km away from everything
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>>230475come back
>>230487soyak tries to swing his sing onto his head to stun him and take his g*n
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>>230508Soyak backs off and start charging at the ICE agent and thinks he is le epic warrior
>>230512Soyak pushes the ICE agent, he falls and ends up killing the SNCA dyke that will later become a reddit martyr. Soyak is enraged and xe tries to take his gun
>>230513Xe swings his head and… the agent shoots him for being such a sperg. Xis starwars phono falls and cracks and Soyak clenches his bullet wound in pain
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>>230545He takes out another phone, this time a marvel one
He asks on some subreddit about what he can do in the current situation (instead of calling for an ambulance or something)
He prays to Fauci btw
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>>230605xis reddit thread will probably get nished by mods for gore geg
xhe screams out at xis best to draw the neighbour's attention when xhe starts feeling desperate
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>>230605Fauci answer to his pleas
He gets a booster shot and becomes da super bing bing WAHOO but real life, ignore the rotting skin on his finger by el way
(I'm going to do some snca right now, I'll be back if the thread doesn't become a dnb)
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>>230616Xis screams make the neighbours call the ambulance which arrives shortly after
>>230619Suddenly, A miracle happens! Soyak can now stand up again, but the wound still hurts (its the adrelanine because xe's on the verge of dying geg). The ambulance arrives and Soyak feels like le heccin revolutionary that fought for Tyrone.
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>>230644Soyak spergs out inside the ambulance about how ICE is the new Gestapo or something to that effect.
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>>230644soyak should tell the paramedics to check on the dyke
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>>230683Soyak spergs out to the paramedics, who do not give a fuck and just want to do their jobs
>>230692The paramedics tell Soyak that another ambulance was called by the dykes girlfriend. The paramedics call the other ambulance to check on the dyke o algo.
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>>230698try drinking from the serum bag like its a heccin power potion so you can show them ICE pigs for once and for all
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Soyak enters a coma, where he is reunited with his bull in the savannas of Africa watching the person he promised to stay together with no matter what getting railed while playing his Nintendo Switch.
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>>230749Soyak
sees his bull again after xe died. Soyak cannot believe it and ignores everything and runs up to tyrone with tears of happiness running through xis eyes.
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>>230757this is actally is a hallucination and in reality it's an angry rhino
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>>230782After getting hit in the face with a baton, he comes to his senses and sees a ICE agent with maximum melanin trying to arrest him.
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>>230782soyak starts seeing racist imagery (WW2 soldiers) around him questioning and haunting him like heccin bigoted ghosts which makes him have a realistic panic attack and suddenly wakes up
theres a civil war going on (le bad, but its the heccin american empire falling apart so its le good) and he must find xis vife so xhe can cuck her to latinx KANGS
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Suddenly, he's surrounded by nazi ICE agents, all running with batons to his direction. This is literally african-american hell!
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>>230794 This is after this
>>230784 and before this
>>230793 btw.
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>>230784Soyak wakes up, xe is terrified. ICE got xis ass in the ambulance
>>230794Soyak thinks about every decision that led him to this point. He only did it because xe missed Tyrone
>>230793Soyak wakes up for the last time. It was all just a bad dream, xe is relieved
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>>230805soyak calls antifa to aid him to defeat the ICE oinkers, only them can overcome such powerful fascist force
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>>230821A troll comments under his Reddit post calling him "George Soyd".
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gotta go, hoping that out latinx bros keep this bread alive with reppeys
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>>230826Soyak is offended. Not only has le evil chud insulted xim but he also insulted a BIPOC KANG!!!!
He replies while seething and says that that will own the chuds. Soyak is in a worse mood for the day
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tripcode test
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>>230847Afterwards, in an attempt to calm down and try to lighten things up, Soyak decides that he should play a videogame on his nintendo switch 2, what should he play?
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>>230861Soyak decides to play some mario since he grew up with mario
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>>230871While playing his bing bing wahoo, soyak sees a message; "KILL ICE AGENTS. BEHEAD THE PRESIDENT."
Does soyak make a post about how heccin creepy it is, or accept this mission and put his life on the line to defeat the heccin bigoted fasho pigs?
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>>230915Soyak makes a post on r/pics saying how heccin based it was and it motivates xim to continue his mission to avenge xis bull
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