Experiment Introducing the Incel Calculator Version 1.0 (HIGH EFFORT POST, GTFIH)

[omniyx55]

Over i got 26 score trucel

 

[lennox]

I got over 50 so that's pretty good

 

[Shaktiman]

im not a glow nigger I swear

 

[Shaktiman]

Mog Calculator

^ Link

Today I have spent hours creating this calculator which is intended to accurate rate men on a scale from 'gigatruecel' to 'gigachad'.
I have tried my hardest to make it accurate, but it is very difficult to do so with so many variables.
Therefore, I don't expect this to be accurate for everyone.
If your score is inaccurate, let me know how to adjust my formula.

How the formula works:
The formula gives each variable a weight depending on importance. For example, the face is the most important variable being worth 35 points alone.
Additionally, I have manually added certain penalties and bonuses associated with some extreme conditions. For example, having a 1/10 face incurs a huge penalty (meaning its actually worth negative points), while being rich (>$10M net worth) will incur a large bonus.

hubgituser2997.github.io/mog-calculator/

 

[Shaktiman]

Your Mog Score​

Your score: 41

You are an: Incel​

You are likely an involuntary celibate, but ascension may be possible.

 

[Shaktiman]

IT cuck users be checking your tool out

 

[Paladin]

You are an: Incel​

You are likely an involuntary celibate, but ascension may be possible.

Wow I can't believe I'm an incel never knew that

 

[tari147]

You are an: Incel
You are likely an involuntary celibate, but ascension may be possible.

Nice calculator btw

 

[anon]

Too many categories. Height, face, frame, dick size and net worth are enough.

 

[Saigon Depression]

You are an: Incel
You are likely an involuntary celibate, but ascension may be possible.

No, it may not be

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Sick, I just gave the CIA glowniggers all of my fucking information so they can hunt me down.

 

[Darth Misogynus]

If your score is inaccurate, let me know how to adjust my formula.

You should add a significant negative weight to being circumcised, since it makes your penis ugly and scarred and removes 70-80% of your sexual pleasure.

 

[KillNiggers]

This calculator is retarded. I put it in 6'6 and 10/10 face and yet I got normie kek

 

[Gendocel]

Absolutely not.

 

[earming]

everyone here is fakecel! i only got 9

 

[moggedbyjsanza]

you dont need some calculator because attraction is binary not calculated

heres an easier way to do it

snap a selfie with good lighting that clearly shows your face smiling
put on a dating app
if you are attractive you will get matches despite it being some shit selfie
if you are unattractive, you will not get matches.

youre welcome

 

[cripplecel]

Goy

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

"high effort post"


High autism post.

Nobody needs some suss "online calculator" to know it's over for them. If you know, you know.

 

[decafincel]

Neato

 

[Sans]

46.

 

[cooked in life]

35

 

[Sir Silentium]

this post should be pinned

 

[Sir Silentium]

Your score: 47

You are an: Incel​

You are likely an involuntary celibate, but ascension may be possible.

 

[Sir Silentium]

View attachment 1363393

Pajeet mogs me

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

 

[Urlaubsinsel]

Here is a JavaScript SMV calculator:
(PasteBin embedding seems to be broken currently. Try direct link.)

View: https://pastebin.com/6Phj5pnF

Edit: I decided to copy and paste the source code here in case Pastebin doesn't work for whichever reason.

var SMV_data = {};
    SMV_data.debug_mode = true;
    SMV_data.yesno_string = "\n[OK]: Yes    [Cancel]: No";
 
function SMVcalc_dialog() {
    if (confirm("This test only works for men. Are you a male?"+SMV_data.yesno_string) ) {
        SMV_data.gender=true;
    } else { SMV_data.gender=false; return false; }
 
    SMV_data.height = prompt("Enter your height in centimetres:");
    SMV_data.income = prompt("Enter your monthly income:");
    SMV_data.muscles = confirm("Are you muscular?"+SMV_data.yesno_string);
    SMV_data.norwood = prompt("How bald are you on the norwood scale?");
    SMV_data.jawbone = prompt("What is the length of your jaw bone edge in centimetres?");
    SMV_data.di_language_filter_ck = {};
    SMV_data.di_language_filter_ck.cm = prompt("Erect pen[language filter]is length in centimetres?");
    SMV_data.di_language_filter_ck.girth = prompt("Erect pen[language filter]is girth in centimetres?");
    SMV_data.di_language_filter_ck.circumcised = confirm("Are you circumcised?"+SMV_data.yesno_string);
    SMV_data.emotional = prompt("What are your emotions?");
}
 
function SMVcalc(height, income, muscles, norwood, jawbone, di_language_filter_ck_cm, di_language_filter_ck_girth, di_language_filter_ck_circ, emotional) {
    SMV_data.masculinity = 0;
        if (SMV_data.debug_mode) console.debug("SMV: "+SMV_data.masculinity+" initial");
    SMV_data.masculinity+=( (height-150)/5 );
        if (SMV_data.debug_mode) console.debug("SMV: "+SMV_data.masculinity+" after height "+height);
    SMV_data.masculinity*=(Math.pow(income),1/3); // cubic root because money can not compensate for everything. See how DiCaprio mogged Bezos.
        // using Math.pow instead of ** because the latter was only introduced in the same year this picture was taken: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2016-06-28_282_Bianca_%E2%80%9EBibi%E2%80%9C_Heinicke_von_%E2%80%9EBibisBeautyPalace%E2%80%9C.jpg  and in the same year this music was made: https://soundcloud.com/joeelee/a-brand-new-sunset-modern .
        if (SMV_data.debug_mode) console.debug("SMV: "+SMV_data.masculinity+" after income "+income);
    if (!muscles) SMV_data.masculinity*=0.5;
        if (SMV_data.debug_mode) console.debug("SMV: "+SMV_data.masculinity+" after muscles "+muscles);
    if (emotional != "") SMV_data.masculinity*=0.5;
        if (SMV_data.debug_mode) console.debug("SMV: "+SMV_data.masculinity+" after emotional "+emotional);
    SMV_data.masculinity-=(norwood/(jawbone+(muscles*5) ) );
        if (SMV_data.debug_mode) console.debug("SMV: "+SMV_data.masculinity+" after norwood "+norwood+", jawbone "+jawbone);
    SMV_data.masculinity*=(Math.pow((di_language_filter_ck_cm*di_language_filter_ck_girth),1/3) );
        if (SMV_data.debug_mode) console.debug("SMV: "+SMV_data.masculinity+" after di_language_filter_ck "+di_language_filter_ck_cm+" "+di_language_filter_ck_girth);
 
 
    if (SMV_data.di_language_filter_ck.circumcised) {
        SMV_data.masculinity=Math.floor(Math.random())*100;
    }
    if (SMV_data.debug_mode) console.debug("SMV: "+SMV_data.masculinity+" after circ " + di_language_filter_ck_circ);
    if (SMV_data.masculinity > 9.5) SMV_data.masculinity=10-(1/Math.pow(SMV_data.masculinity,3) );
    if (SMV_data.debug_mode) console.debug("SMV: "+SMV_data.masculinity+" final result");
    SMV_data.masculinity_display_value = Math.floor(SMV_data.masculinity*10)/10;
 
    if (isNaN(SMV_data.masculinity)) {
        alert("Invalid input. Please try again.");
        return false;
    } else {
        alert("Your se[language filter]xual marketplace value is: "+SMV_data.masculinity_display_value);
        return SMV_data.masculinity;
    }
}
 
SMVcalc_dialog();
if (SMV_data.gender) {
    SMVcalc(SMV_data.height, SMV_data.income, SMV_data.muscles, SMV_data.norwood, SMV_data.jawbone, SMV_data.di_language_filter_ck.cm, SMV_data.di_language_filter_ck.girth, SMV_data.di_language_filter_ck.circumcised, SMV_data.emotional);
}