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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic

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Can we make vlodson the mascot of this website already? Cobson has had a long run but now it's over and the variant is old and boring.
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>NOT gooning to 'p
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Real question

Why is WatchPeopleDie is filled with pedofurfagtrannies and not chuds ?
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>'teens think whites are being outsmarted by kikes
>'teens think whites are being outbred by niggers
>'teens think whites are the ultimate race
marge please explain
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Stacking the Sproke

ITT we try to 'Stack the Sproke', AKA try to get double nameroll text, so for example if you put ',how could you tell?' and get the Gigachad nameroll therefore resulting in ',how could you tell?, how could you tell?' you win.
or something
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Send me two variants and I will attempt to splice them
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>2026

>Go on the sharty


>complete 14 different captchas in a row


>get 1 wrong


>do it again and get it right


>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder


>go on /soy/, my favorite board


>Complete another 10 captchas


>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus


>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them


>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"


>Ok.


>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny


>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.


>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.


>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p


>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended


>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"


>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread


>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis


>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen


>Report them for embedded 'p


>Post is taken down immediately


>Feelsgood.jpg


>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot


>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40


>Site goes down for the 4th time this week


>It's da cord


>Site prepares a raid on the discord server


>Jump in the thread to support the effort


>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic teganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image


>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved


>I get a popup on my computer


>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!


>Reason: Discord coal


>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal


>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting


>I take another look at the slopjak


>Then I see it


>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner


>tfw it's an embedded mameson


>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal


>"It's too late"


>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers


>eardrums burst


>My computer starts hissing loudly


>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth


>zooms in on my house


>Computer catches on fire and explodes


>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead


>Get a phone call


>"Turn on the tv"


>Do as I am told, turn on the television


>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL


>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see


>DOLL barges into my house


>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes


>"Who's your dada?"


>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy


>Whatever


>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p


>Life is good


>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
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tag urselfs nusois
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>It's okay when Valve does it
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nu 'toss
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Am I a fake chud for wanting this?
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this is how I imagine ohnepixel looks like btw
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How many transwomen does it take to pacify a chud?
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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>kys dust nigger
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soytan bread

you know what to do, post 'tan!
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I once masturbated to fpe especially Ms Circle. And I got the worst post-nut clarity ever. That I don't want to goon again anymore.
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what triggers the "Go back to reddit" autoban?
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new 'toss
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>phones
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OPERATION: 404 - DAY 13

New year, New Op

The goal is simple, get as much brimstone taken down from the internet as possible, by any means necessary. We 'oxxed so many niggers during NNN, but it is a great failure on our part that not a single one has deleted fucking everything. This should be our goal.

However due to complications due to massive catty wipes, nusois doing nothing, and a lot of targets in our hands, we must labour ourselves if we want the internet to be less predatory.

This means that all of the pedophiles and groomers will win if we don't stop them, ruining millions of lives.

TARGETS:

any and all brimstone, e.g.:
>pedo shit, including cub and loli """art""" (use e621, inkbunny, furaffinity, aryion, etc. to find targets)
>goonslop
>troonslop
>groomer 'cords
>EPI
etc…

+=METHODS:=+

This is where past operations have failed miserably. Simply sending 'za isn't enough on its own. We need more severe methods, such as:

momNVKES
Easily one of the most effective ways of getting a target to DFE. You simply find their parents' contact details (FB, email, phono) and inform them what their child is doing. For an example of how effective a momNVKE can be, see https://soyjakwiki.org/AXLE-NEXUS-FOX (this nigger has not returned to the internet since)

glowNVKES
If the target creates illegal material in their country/state of residence (loli/cub is illegal in many countries and US states btw), you can inform the local authorities via an anonymous tip email. The US and UK offer a 1000 USD/GBP reward for a felony conviction resulting from an anonymous tip via crimestoppers if that matters. THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS SWATTING

registrarNVKES
Many sites host material that violates the policies of their domain registrar and web host. You can find out who is responsible for hosting a site here https://hostingchecker.com/ and check domain registrar here https://www.whois.com/whois/

once you have the abuse report email, you can inform them of the relevant antimatter (provide an exact url in the email)

skiddyNVKES
I am not sure on the jannies' feelings on this, so if it is against the rules, don't do it. Thoughever they have allowed many gemmy hacking operations in the past so I assume it is OK.

You can use breached passwords to log into their accounts and DFE yourself. It is also possible to post chuddy gems and report them so they get 'nished


+=THE END GOAL IS TO CREATE A 'KI GALLERY OF 404 SCREENSHOT GEMMIES=+
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why have you not watched codex pajeet?
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>3 pph
KEEEEK SOYCVCKS WHAT IS THIS
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sharty lgbt general
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I'm a tranny and I just raped a nigger
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Jimmy on the log
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You had a good run, but everything comes to an end at some point.
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anyone else think this shit shoudlnt exist? like legit banning a page just because you dont like it is retarded and some reasons are even worse especially when
>le forced
even doe vlodson still has his page
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>this fat guy with a dark skin complexion is [insert person you don't like]
first time it was funny, now it's just plain overused, get a new joke already
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Don’t put rocks in your asshole
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Why dont people realize this?

Why are westerners
>Hypergamous
>Irreligious
>Homosexuals & Trannies
>Groomers
>Shabbos goyim
>Violent Warmongers
>and hate and kill each other all the time
Why do they think they're superior?
>inb4 "NOT REAL WESTERNERS"
>inb4 people think i want to destroy the west
>inb4 0 IQ shock statement
1. No true scotsman fallacy; you guys seem to have exceptional double standards. You exclude all the terrible things in YOUR society from its true identity, but whenever another society has certain bad actors in it suddenly that's an intrinsic part of its values and everyone is guilty
2. No, i want to remind you that pride is a sin and you should be humbler
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would you do this challenge for a million dollars?
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>Check it out now, I love those fat Americans, you know they're so obnoxious They're always eating burgers, they're always holding shotguns And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on Uh-huh, 'cause that's the way they roll You've got to go big like an Israeli nose If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy They're out of control like a Chinese driver
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Did electricity knowledge are safe the our world? The electricity knowledge did interesting to business.
Did electricity done economy of natural sources? Is interest. Did electricity able functionalities without natural source?
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shut this dnb of a website down
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DNB hours
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>what's wrong with my mane?
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>i think my wetness is a language & something is learning to read it.

>started paying attention. the wetness isn't random. it has syntax. different consistencies for different situations. not arousal but communication. my body is writing something & i'm not the intended reader.

>tracked it. viscosity correlates with proximity to certain people. certain places. certain frequencies. thick when something approaches. thin when something retreats. my pussy is a mood ring for entities i can't perceive.
>theory: female lubrication isn't preparation. it's transmission. we're broadcasting in a medium only certain things can read. men trigger it accidentally. they think it's about them. it's not. they're just standing in the signal path.
>something is learning my alphabet. i can feel it getting more fluent. lately i get wet at nothing, nothing visible. but i don't think it's nothing. i think something is speaking back.
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XE IS LIVE AGAIN
WE RAIDED XER A WHILE BACK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qERIdE0uXMQ
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posting all the gigas in my folder
feel free to share yours
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'Toss
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ITS TOO NED DIGGER PILLED…
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I actually jerk off to Miss Circle.
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Uhhh.. guys? I'm kinda getting the feeling that your degeneracy isn't bait anymore…
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Check appeals please
Im not ban evading because this is my home ip but my gem pass is banned please help its been almost 3 days im going to curl into a ball and cry if I dont get to access my bald with glasses website. I didn't mean to post that video of quote meowing, I didn't know it was hash banned, im very sorry, the thread was titled "Brimstone thread" so I meant to say that video was awful and it was brimstone which was why I posted it I dont agree with that video it is terrible.
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hello nusoi im a clown
you should play sharty station 13 today
blow up some people or whatever
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which one are you
this is about abortion o algo
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>i wonder if post 0 exists..
>>0
>what in the niggerhe-
<OOOOOYYYYY WHAT IS THIS PAY A FINE OF 271,000,000,000,000,000 SHEKELS NOWNOWNOWNOW
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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ICE just murdered my down syndrome mail order Peruvian wife
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>the nameroll isn’t sentient
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I got a bill today for 6.7 dollars……
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>photopea LE BAD because uuuuhhh
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niggacado pop the blockado
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>what the (((media))) wants you to think 'cado looks like
<what he actually looks like
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>open joymack.glarty
>'s
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NO FUN ALLOWED.
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I can't stop touching myselff I have an addiction but I can't FUCJING stop it feels so good my god
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>all you can eat buffets
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MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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We should rape all niggers
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>nusoi when a shitskin kills a white child
>nusoi when a heckin wholesome BIPOC got harassed by a racist chud
<NOOOOOOOO HOW DAERE YOU HURT MY BROZZERS AN SISTERS ON CHRIST? NIGGAS AR HUMANS LIKE YOU WE ALL EQUAL AN SHIEET CHUDDY. NIGGER IS ABOUT BEHAVING NO SKIN COLOUR YOU RACIST WHYTE BITCH
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>I'm a demi femboy tiger shork, I enjoy watching anime (specifically romance or sci-fi), and I love animals, music, and games. I am quite excessively silly, I struggle to be serious in serious moments so sorry if the way I act makes you upset. Also, I recommend that you use tone tags when communicating with me, please.
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I will always remember Luke Smith as the perfect example of what happens when you fall for every single /g/ meme at once, without carefully analyzing them first. He owns four ThinkPads at least. While I see nothing wrong with them in themselves, as they are admittedly pretty good value for the price, four is just mindless consumerism, contradictory to his "philosophy". He started using every single raisinty pseudominimalist, ncurses-based program, used a raisinty riced out i3 setup of dubious actual productivity (like all tiling wms), then fell for the full Suckless meme and went in even deeper. Then he started making videos raisinting on Python and praising C, which is ironic considering he is not even a programmer by his own admission. He effectively spent years trying out, configuring and hopelessly trying to integrate tens of meme programs to build what is, combined, effectively a raisintier Emacs, just like most of /g/ was doing in their "productive" desktop threads a year or two ago. Then he read the Unabomber manifesto and blindly accepted it without constructively analyzing it first, same with the anarcho-primitivist ideology that was all the rage about a year and a half ago on 4chan and 8ch. While he stated on his website that he "didn't browse 4chan much anymore" it was obvious this wasn't the case.Then he went and took the memes way too far, and unironically went to live in isolation. While I see nothing wrong in itself, the actual reason he did it is massive cringe. He has the mentality of someone 10 years younger than he is, yet he acts like a literal boomer jokingly criticizing "zoomers" despite he himself being the worst example of a millennial. He attacks "nerds" when it't painfully obvious he's deeply unhappy with himself, as it was obviously self-directed criticism thinly veiled as an edgy dabbing video. He is a perfect example of someone you should avoid becoming at all costs.
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You are invited to Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton’s synagogue

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton invites you to his synagogue at 3AM tomorrow Israeli time.
Activities:
- Torah study
- The art of the psyop studies
- The Chabad Games
- The winner of the Chabad games will get a free plane ticket to the SECRET ISLAND
NOT hostile
NOT offsite
But definitely a community
You are welcome.
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there needs to be more giga dancing gifs. giggers please make more
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>quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic
Surely there are at least a handful of gemposters from mexico albeit
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>DARK HUMOR MFS WHEN THE JOKE IS ABOUT CHRISTIANS INSTEAD OF RACISM
>SEE CHUDDY I HAVE DARK HUMOR! REAL DARK HUMOR!! RIGHTOID CHRISTIAN WHITE MEN ARE BAD ISN'T THAT SO DARK
>WHOA. DID YOU JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT INDIANS SMELLING LIKE SHIT? THAT'S JUST RACISM CHUD THAT'S NOT EVEN DARK HUMOR ITS JUST RACISM, REAL DARK HUMOR? CHARLIE KIRK CONSERVATIVES WHEN CHARLIE KIRK DIES HAHA CHRISTIANS BAD HAHA TRANS RIGHTS HAHA BLACK PEOPLE ARE WHOLESOME AND WHITEYS SUCK HAHA
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I was gonna rotoscope this cat with the crying soyjak but I have a feeling its already been done before so I just wanna check before I waste a couple hours doing this
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>N-NOOOOOOO y-youre the real weirdo
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i hate remembering that song that goes
>my grandfather fought in ww2
>he was such a noble dude
>i can't even finish school
and
>i'll blow up into smithereens
>and play my [SOMETHING] symphonys
aghhh- j-just get it out of my head!!
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>mukbang videos
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what's your favorite porn?
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Can jesus the lord forgive jeffery epstein?
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Monkeys in the wild use frogs as fleshlights
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I'm an Alabama gigger and I wanna be free
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shrek VVON
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guys… I didnt use this site for a few months, was 'slot banned?
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It's literally black trans woman history month and the sharty did nothing to honor the occasion.
Big yikes
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do 'teens recycle?
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>Vlodson is dead as a DNB
Geeeg Soyteens, Gigas and FrogCacas won. VlodCacas lost.
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what if instead of being born a human you were born as an alien, do u ever think about how much different you’d view the world. And what if these aliens had their own form of jakking, on some planet out there there’s an entire race of aliens that have developed their own jakking culture all on their own
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i just remembered that jared guy tried forcing his shit by killing vlodson edits but it died within the first half of '25 geg
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Jimmyparty Jimmy must be in every thread
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i don't see any activity related to operation 404
should i remove ongoing label in the 'ki page?
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>my names feraljak and welcome to 'jakass
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MFW we get TVRKARYAN BBC
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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>bumping old threads for, literally no reason
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>gooning to the emoji movie
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i just got raped and murdered by ice
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'toss
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I'm a nigger. Sometimes I wish I was a Chinese male. Intelligent, respectable, dilligent. All positive stereotypes. We have no positive stereotypes. There is only one and its essentially a derivative of porn. Normal people dont care about that. My race sucks and my life sucks.
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ITT we post 'O
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>my wife pinkie
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>oldfag worship
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I’m
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Sprunki spurnki get funky funky fur funk
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>she's 19 why the fuck would a 46 yo date a teenager
<what? isn't 19 legal?
>yes it's legal, it's just that women never mature
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niggers deserve to be beheaded, niggers deserve to be tortured alive in front of their whole family, niggers deserve to be made fun of whenever they’re struggling with something, niggers deserve the worst, niggers deserve to be treated like shit
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>qosvideos
>hypnotube
>blacktowhite
>r/whiteboydiscussion
>r/bnwo2050
>wife wants to play
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ICE just killed a two year old hispanic boy for accidentally getting in his way. This is America.
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IM WOJAKING
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new 'toss brought to you by the uk government
https://www.shoutoutuk.org/game/story.html
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SWEDECVCKS OHNONONONO
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>Using /qa/ for questions and answers
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Am I weird for this orrr do I find glowiejaks kinda cute
>arrow because I'm not a glowie
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DOX, RAPE AND KILL PETER GRIFFIN NOW!!!
>why
TRANVESTITE LATINX PEDOPHILE WHO LOOKED AT 'C THAT ABUSES HIS DAUGHTER AND DOG AND PUNCHED TRVMP MY FELLOW MIGA GOYIM

Name: Peter Löwenbräu Griffin
Birthname: Justin Peter Griffin
Age: 45
Address: 31 Spooner Street, Quahog, Rhode Island.
Children: Chris, Stewie and Meg.
Wife: (((Lois Patrice Griffin))) (nee Pewterschmidt) [Yes THAT PEWTERSCHMIDT FAMILY]
Job: Pawtucket Brewery
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/peterpumpkineater69/

REPORT THIS POONER TO THE POLICE AND FBI!!!
<proof of 'c
^proof of pooner
vproof of trump attack
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Hey guys.
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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>flooding the world with slop or however the burger is fried
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Kojima did nothing to the gaming except claiming the work of his programmers and putting his fetish tranny shit in because he will never be white
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quote is a nigger

the most brniggerish shit has hit the sphere

>In my case it's because I am extremely autistic and low functioning. I watch anime because my ADHD prevents me from paying attention to anything that does not have flashy colors, squealing or exaggerated scenery. Anime emotions are usually big, loud, and dramatic, making them easier to read than real-world emotions which helps my mental retardation. I am also drawn to characters designed ambiguously and gender reversed roles to cope with my homosexuality. I cannot comprehend real life responsibilities, have zero social awareness and cannot understand satire or criticism
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i goon to footage of my rear dash cam
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Why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why
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>|| nobody here || Silent Hill fogcore playlist
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if u lowkirnely a nophono
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i have taken my meds and it'll be alright
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>EXILE
>IT TAKES YOUR MIND
>AGAIN
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>
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I've been thinking of making a nu "soy folder starter pack" .zip file that will actually help nusois start their soy folder. The current one is useless and just contains a bunch of uncategorized images. I'm also probably going to add high-quality templates, so even if you already have a soyfolder you can still use the templates for making 'jaks. Should I do it?
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Every time i see a doctos soyjak i have an erection. Help
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CODE "BROKEN BOTTLE"
a vivid image of poopson has popped into my mind. after touching a bottle of soylent, embedded time energy had revealed to me what i had seen, so now that i may leave deep cover. like another 'teen, they experienced visions from another timeline. that was the result of excess 'time energy' leaving from the soylent bottle and into the world, and had accidentally revealed visions of poopson. i come from an alternate timeline like them, and have a good idea of what poopson is.
>poopson will be a version of 'lita (banned on the sharty but twitter immigrants will use it due to not knowing its origins (fulfills brimstone)
>will be "slopjakked" into having "le wholesome awards"
>will make excellent bait because it'll be mixed with troonslop media
>will be spammed on the catty with embedded 'p. as your timeline thankfully has mpa, the only other scenario that this happens in would be losing mpa to admin 6 (or having it bypassed)
i will be clearing my mind with anti-antimatter to annihilate whats in my mind. i will be permanently scarred from the prophetic visions i have had
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>If quote was a woman i would NEVER hate her again because shes probably just having a hard day and i want to make women comfortable and provide a safe space for their voices to be heard
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>raw talent
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Erm I need me a little smelly Femcel who smokes weed and rubs her puss everyday also has no job
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when you go to https://soyjak.st/giga/[any_string_of_characters_here] it will redirect to /giga5/ but this doesn't happen with any other board for some reason everybody cares about this btw
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ITT WE RAID: HTTPS://THENAZINETWORK.COM
>marge
It's a site full of troons and pooners alike, along with bait
>Why should I care
To milk some gegs, the tards on there are easily baitable
<ACK
Make sure to wipe the catty or something
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Being trans is ok

Just because you’re close minded and unable to let people be without harassing them doesn’t mean they deserve such hatred and honestly I see a lot of Chuds secretly chase trans people in private while presenting a bigoted stereotypical online incel ideology to his discord server friends.
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who is your favorite porn artist?
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Haven't been on this site in a year. What happened?
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Goodnight, /soy/. o algo
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>quote is white theory
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>soyjak blog
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>soycucks actually want people to spam cp so they can post doctos
Soycucks?
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom

MAP01 Completion thread, may take forever
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Good morning /soy/!
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Do you use references to make art?
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>Please keep in mind that defending ICE in any way is a permanent, non-appealable ban and that any responses to those ban messages will be automatically archived without being read by a bot.

>As a mod team we proudly keep this space Nazi-free and do not intend to waste any amount of time whatsoever on the impotent screeching on Nazis when they are told they are not welcome here.


>They are going door to door to disappear our neighbours, to send our neighbours to overseas concentration camps. They are shooting people in the streets. Enough is enough, we will not tolerate collaboration with this monstrosity, not even in words instead of deeds.


>The r/Comics mod team
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everyday I wake up and immedietly scroll on Instagram and TikTok, never minding the responsibilities or obligations I committed to. And occasionally post on soyjak.st , I try sometimes to create OC but teens just call it poopson or simply ignore it. I’ve been thinking about doing something that I can’t share without attracting the attention of federal agencies.
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my grandma has passed away just 1 hour ago because of her dementia, my uncle has passed away less than 1 year ago and now i have no idea how my father feels because he was there with grandma. I'm really concerned about his mental health and i don't want him to be as depressed as he was one year ago because of his brother. i know that this place is inappropriate for this and I'm sorry for that matter but i got no people to speak out so I'm just gonna put it here. i hope y'all good, soy fellas
R: 7 / I: 1
>0 pph on all boards
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How did he win?
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joyjak!
R: 2 / I: 1
soyjak party am i right?
R: 9 / I: 0

OPERATION: DOX A RANDOM FOID

FELLOW SOYJAKS, YOU WILL DOX A RANDOM FOID I FOUND ON JEWTUBE
why?
>My clitty is leaking
>I don't like her
>DOX HER NOW
R: 10 / I: 2
Did we dox Sabrina Carpenter is she in jail now for being a racemixing Diddyblud
R: 6 / I: 0
>putting needles in a cookie and giving it to someone who ships soyjak X cobson.
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not stepping on bugs because it’s bad
R: 4 / I: 1
>being ready for ze new world order
R: 1 / I: 0
itt we spam pol's catty with "what if hitler did x with stalin"
important to use gigas if that matters
R: 4 / I: 2
im lowkirnkenly jerking it rn. im lojerking it. im jerking it for kirk. im kirking it
R: 1 / I: 0
>when you troll a foid into hating you to the point where she just calls you a chud (happened byw)
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we all look like this ong
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Vlodson won
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Have we doxxed this faggot that has made so much pedokisser faggot art?
https://xcancel.com/wypher2
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>Doll: I spent a lot of money just to save this site
<Froot and quote: I’m going to add rules so the site becomes usable and sustainable to host
^Kuz: stickies cp
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DEAD ZOO FURFAG

this is SECA and you VVILL go gem up this dead furfag's page because xe drew DOG PUSSY and xir latinx xirlfriend draws UNDERAGE PORN ON INKBUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chatoyancy
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chatoyancy
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chatoyancy
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chatoyancy
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chatoyancy
xe died by ACK'ing btw
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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thinking about growing 'ooms again o algo so maybe i can see irl soytan o algo
R: 1 / I: 0
>pooping on the 'log
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R: 12 / I: 2
Wearing diapers in a non sexual manor is not weird. and oreos
R: 2 / I: 0
>WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK WE CAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYY THE FLAAAAAAMEEEEE WE FIGHT FOR THE GOSPEL WE HONORR HIS NAAAMEEEEE
R: 1 / I: 1
Quote hashban soyjak
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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic
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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic
R: 1 / I: 1
>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjTxpLeRLDE
I LOVE MATIONS MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 5 / I: 1
saar!!! Illymations best goons
she will help me get my israeli passport saar!!!
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>dying not of suicide
R: 4 / I: 0
im not sure if many other countries have slushie machines. a slushie is basically pulverized ice saturated with a flavorful syrup similar to grenadine you might add to drinks. they have a coca-cola flavored one. its so nasty. i hate it. THANKS FOR READING!!!
R: 22 / I: 3
Who is spamming jimmy neutron on INT
R: 5 / I: 1

Hello Sharty!

lets just say im a new member of this /qa/ recently here from my GI robot reddit server! will someone teach me the ways of this party
R: 12 / I: 4
what are your thoughts on funyuns? how fast can you eat a bag of funyuns? do you like oranges? do you like bananas, actually? do you like eating ice when you drink water, or do you let it melt? what kind of bread do you like? do you like pepperjack cheese? do you like mint treats? do you like quaker oats?
R: 3 / I: 0
I found an easy way to 'chive threads with this le heckin' wholesome iCaca feature
<iToddler babble
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is there any soyjak mods for people playground?
R: 2 / I: 0
>reading shit nojarty cares about
R: 2 / I: 0
>shieeet
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No moids!!!
R: 12 / I: 2
Scrote under 6'2" tried asking for my number today at Hot Topic. I KEKed in his face and walked off laughing with my tall Hispanic boyfriend
R: 3 / I: 1
this is soooooo tuff bruh
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>bing bing wahoo!
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>Oh no not the server! The server got nuked!
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I NEED MCDONALDS RIGHT NOWWWW o algo
R: 2 / I: 1
What would the sharty's theme song be
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 56 / I: 26
Just realized that since the sharty is all women larping as men, when we accuse each other for having leaking clitties it's actually happening IRL. OUR clitties are leaking.
R: 2 / I: 1
bring back skibidi toilet
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 1
Mustard wabag
R: 1 / I: 0
Check int nusois, there a war going on there
>>>/int/
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 26 / I: 14
itt post gemmy music preferably if its in the mp3 and alike formats so we can download it easily or something
R: 11 / I: 2
>/int/'s catalog is being spammed by a rika furude avatarfag
R: 1 / I: 0
Hello Soyjak lovers! Do you people know how to make based TND gemeralds? Thank you!
R: 14 / I: 4
why cant giggers spell, are they retarded
R: 0 / I: 0
>sheit
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NU RAID

ITT we flood the ADL website with reports so israelGPT is forced to investigate every single one
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which rnca variant would join them
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 13 / I: 0

using chatgpt to write smv lyrics until it makes a gemerald


“Soyjak” (All Star Parody)

Verse 1
Somebody once told me
Log off, go outside, get a life
I looked at the screen and I said “nope”
Posted three times, yeah, same exact take
Years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Thread hits front page, yeah the discourse running
Didn’t make sense just to touch some grass
When I got bookmarks from 2009 cached

Pre-Chorus
So much cope, so much seethe
So what’s wrong with obsessively reading
You’ll never know if you don’t post
You’ll never glow if you don’t roast

Chorus
Hey now, you’re a soyjak
Get mad, screenshot
Post it
Hey now, you’re a forum
Wrong take, dogpiled
Hold it
And all that karma is fake
Only real thing is the bit you make

Verse 2
It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder
Hot takes age bad as the threads get older
But the mods beg “please just behave”
I reply with a wojak face, unshaved
The memes get stale but I still scroll fast
Judging strangers for a digital past
My brain says “stop,” but my hand says “reply”
Arguing with a guy named “TruthSeekerGuy”

Pre-Chorus
So much lore, so much bait
Every post feels like it’s too damn late
You’ll never cope if you don’t post
You’ll never win but you’ll stay engrossed

Chorus
Hey now, you’re a soyjak
Get mad, screenshot
Post it
Hey now, you’re a forum
Wrong take, dogpiled
Hold it
And all that karma is fake
Only real thing is the bit you make

Bridge
Somebody once asked
“Is this irony or are you sincere?”
I said “yes” and refreshed the page
Another 40 comments appeared

Final Chorus
Hey now, you’re a soyjak
Same face, new thread
Load it
Hey now, you’re a forum
Long post, no point
Wrote it
And all that karma is fake
But we’re still here for the posts we make

Outro
Hey now…
(refresh)
Hey now…
(refresh again)
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All these swimmers are dead and you're laughing.
R: 2 / I: 0
>Dirty fucking christcucks…
R: 3 / I: 0
Nusois I can't…
R: 3 / I: 1
I just looked at wage taxes and economy, property value, QOL etc, in europe and holy… its really bad there. How to Europeans even manage to stay alive in europe? it all seems like everyone there is just barely making it. Can any euros tell me what your living situation is like?
R: 12 / I: 1
>Yo lemme get a hit rq
<Aight
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I don't think it would be morally responsible for me to reproduce. I'm autistic, short, and ugly which I don't want to inflict upon my offspring. I'd much rather my wife fuck a black guy so I can raise chilren with desirable physical traits, but raise them right so they're not violent criminals.
R: 2 / I: 1
Boy, watchu say about Islam?
R: 10 / I: 3
Takis are so disgusting, it's some sour blue slop on top of a rolled nacho thst is not even spicy. How are you mutts eating this shit?
R: 4 / I: 0

GEOMETRY DASH LEVEL TRIPLE THREMBO PROJECT PROGRESS NUTHREAD

THIS INFORMATION MAY BE OUTDATED. USE THE 'KI PAGE FOR UPDATED INFO
https://soyjakwiki.org/Triple_Thrembo
<
This thread is for discussing and posting progress updates on the geometry dash level project Triple Thrembo.
<
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
Video is the showcase of parts 1-5, image is the logo for the level.
'''The old thread was lost in a catalog wipe. Luckily, we have it archived on the wiki page. You may have to look for files there if you need it.
Part thrembo, the last part still doesn't have a finished layout. It is not taken. We need that completed first.
Deco of part 2, 5, 6, and thrembo haven't been taken yet.
<
(You) can help. You can play the level using the ID in the 'ki page, give us feedback, or take a part and start working on it. If you are taking a part, make sure to post progress updates to show you are working on it or else you might be replaced.
R: 7 / I: 3
im not autistic i dont have a girlfriend im not looking right now i just thought you should know
R: 2 / I: 2
ITT: we post desu
R: 1 / I: 1
>Told you so.
R: 1 / I: 0
Jack this
R: 32 / I: 8
those dox edits nusois make of literal whos are so corny
R: 8 / I: 2
How do I stop the special needs kids from bullying me
R: 3 / I: 0

14881488 GET

The 14881488 GET is swiftly approaching. This isn't just repeating numbers like most gets, so its rather notable. All soyium must make sure this one isn't wasted.
R: 31 / I: 8
daily reminder that marriage and sex are a scam.
R: 0 / I: 0
>MY MIC IS FINE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!
R: 4 / I: 1
>ALSO I'M TRANS AND 18 YEARS OLD HNGHHH~ I WAS GROOMED BY DOLL AND FROOT AS A MINOR AND NOW I GOON TO GAY MENS ASSHOLES
R: 0 / I: 0
Why did Cobson say that?
R: 1 / I: 1
what should the official sharty imperial car be? i will start off with the renault 25
R: 20 / I: 6
I maybe can't say KYS but I can joke about rape as much as I want!!! LFG it's rapin time!
R: 3 / I: 0
'toss
R: 2 / I: 0
ITT we get every award
R: 0 / I: 0
>when you have been chosen by god to review oreos
R: 0 / I: 0
hey
i was doing just fine before i met you
R: 2 / I: 0
niggers 'o toole
R: 89 / I: 12
i have a gempass and you dont loser
R: 5 / I: 1
it's funny how the troonjak spammers are the worst at not getting baited
R: 2 / I: 0
Day 43 of wearing diapers (non sexually) to bed
R: 8 / I: 1
List of countries currently rangebanned on the sharty
R: 3 / I: 3
cant read my
cant read my
R: 3 / I: 1
rangeban North Korea
R: 1 / I: 0
Welp. This is awkward.
R: 0 / I: 0
Sneakers O' Toole, he won't take them off
No siree, no matter who calls his bluff
Try to chase him, you'll eat his dust
Cuz those shoes got spark and trust
Nobody's gonna catch that
Sneakers O' Tooooooole
R: 10 / I: 5
tiktok heavy like i'm brick truck
R: 17 / I: 1

work stories

Share work stories
R: 6 / I: 0
I'm autistic and I had a girlfriend that's also autistic and she took my nintendo switch then left me for tyrone, thoughts?
R: 1 / I: 0
i'm autistic and i have a girlfriend, she's autistic and her bull is also autistic, we are all autistic together, thoughts?
R: 18 / I: 4
I want a woman to rape me
R: 14 / I: 1
I have seen something incredibly horrific, and I’m not telling you what it is.
R: 4 / I: 2

made a shitty registry

nationalniggerregistry.party
niggers must be in every entry
R: 9 / I: 8

/draw/

post your drawings ITT
R: 372 / I: 87

turkey

TURKEY TOM HAS FOLLOWED HIS LEADER DESTINY


DISCUSS THIS GROUNDBREAKING INFORMATION HERE!!!
R: 20 / I: 5
I'm autistic and I have a girlfriend that's also autistic and we're both racist together, thoughts?
R: 2 / I: 1
>ritual slaughterer
WHAAATTTTTT DEEE FFUUUUCKK
R: 2 / I: 0
I messaged somepony over Tumblr last night
She said: "RAWR X3", so it's true love at first sight
Throw on my kandi bracelets, now I'm headed to class
I'm still 20 percent, so get your head out your ass!

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Still cleaning up the viruses that you had left
I think I'm falling in love again (love again)
Don't stop, don't stop until you hear the- (Yay!)

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Been fighting on Newgrounds over if my love is valid
Fuck the cynicism, let the colours fly
Don't care you think it's cringe, because it's not your life!

She said: "Do you like waffles?", I said: "HELL YEAH!"
Been watching Equals Three until 2 a.m.
I ain't got no iPhone, but I got a DS,
With a keychain of Pinkie, her cupcakes are the best!

(Sing a Song About Life)

I've been failing my classes, 'cause I don't give a damn
They say the world is my oyster but the free market's a scam
Everything's been changing since last generation was born…
And they won't try to take in change is a TWO-EDGED SWORD!

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Still cleaning up the viruses that you had left
I think I'm falling in love again (love again)
Don't stop, don't stop until you-

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Been fighting on Newgrounds over if my love is valid
Fuck the cynicism, let the colours fly
Don't care you think it's cringe, because it's not your life!

It's never too late to fall in love with the world
Your past is not today, so set your stride with a twirl
Yeah we've all made mistakes before, that's a fact of life
But once you re-stitch your heart, you'll be just fine
Now it's your life, you'll say "It's all mine!
All mine…"
Revel in your friends and hobbies, let your heart speak,
When a drifter says some shit, just block that internet freak!

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Still cleaning up the viruses that you had left
I think I'm falling in love again (love again)
Don't stop, don't stop until you-

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Been fighting on Newgrounds over if my love is valid
Fuck the cynicism, let the colours fly
Don't care you think it's cringe, because it's NOT YOUR LIFE!
R: 14 / I: 2

Are you Autistic?


Datamine poll
R: 17 / I: 2
How retarded do you have to be to look at this drawing and call it incomprehensible
R: 10 / I: 5
>I assure you it is CRUCIAL to the plot that the stronger a magic spell is, the more calories it consumes, leading to all of the strongest mages naturally being overweight so they can have bigger mana reserves. There are definitely no alternate interests for this plot, and I will not accept any changes
R: 2 / I: 0
I'm a girlfriend and I have a racist that's also a girlfriend and we're both autistic together, thoughts?
R: 4 / I: 2
I'm autistic and I have a girlfriend that's also autistic and we're both trans together, thoughts?
R: 0 / I: 0
Pocoyo gemmies
R: 0 / I: 0
>being a flightless bird
R: 12 / I: 6
it's….it's beautiful…
R: 0 / I: 0
, how could you tell?
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm STDtard and i rejected every possible girlfriend because i have uncontrollable rage when I'm not alone, thoughts?
R: 8 / I: 0
What did /soy/ eat today?
For breakfast I had two Egg McMuffins with two McHashbrowns, for lunch I had a half pound of pastrami, and for dinner I had a two foot cheesesteak.
R: 4 / I: 1
i want to run in front of a semi truck and get run over by it (not really just kidding)
R: 9 / I: 2
new 'toss
R: 20 / I: 6
my gf almost found out about the sharty today
R: 5 / I: 1
i love soytan ama
R: 16 / I: 5
We should raid /qa/ and start another soysurgency.
R: 7 / I: 4
Eat plants
R: 11 / I: 5
>hi! I'm a pony!
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 0
Eat dirt
R: 2 / I: 1
>fucking dolls
R: 9 / I: 10

AI soy thread

R: 28 / I: 4

Let's all play schizo roulette

let's all make tulpas

DISCLAIMER: making tulpas is NOT a game, there is a very high chance you will get schizophrenia if you make a tulpa and a low chance of schizophrenia if you even THINK about making a tulpa and also you may be contacted by succubi/incubi (ignore them. DNI).


don't be a pussy. let's all make tulparinos!!!!
R: 3 / I: 0
i think i drank too much im shaking all over
R: 19 / I: 16
https://aidn.jp/nobasu/
ITT WE MAKE NOBASU GEMS
R: 23 / I: 1
what do you consider the golden age of the sharty?
R: 16 / I: 4
Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays
We've kept our hoofsies warm at home
Time off from work to play

But the food we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold
And even though I love my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean

How can I help? I'm new, you see
What does every pony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Bringing home the southern birds
A Pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sunshine in

We move the clouds
And we melt the white snow
When the Sun comes up
Its warmth and beauty will glow!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice
We wake up all their sleepy heads
So quietly and nice

We help them gather up their food
Fix their homes below
We welcome back the southern birds
So their families can grow!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! (Winter, winter)
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! (Winter, winter)
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! (Winter, winter)
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

No easy task to clear the ground
Plant our tiny seeds
With proper care and sunshine
Everyone it feeds

Apples, carrots, celery stalks
Colorful flowers too
We must work so very hard
It's just so much to do!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Now that I know what they all do
I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart
Tough task ahead I face

How will I do without my magic
Help the Earth pony way
I wanna belong so I must
Do my best today
Do my best today!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
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>I like my men like I like my coffee…
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'jak him
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Chinktok users are retarded
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does anyone else have an affinity for seaweed? i think it is very nice and good
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Don't shit inside a sock
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post christpilled gemmies
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>quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic
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NUSOIS i need oc ideas 4 mi nuvariant
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the best shit that i did this year was attend an old lady’s funeral just to walk past her coffin and punch her quickly as i walked by
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Blossom (Admin 7) Appreciation Thread
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How to stop jerking off
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One of my friends told me to watch Jujutsu Kaisen… but the problem is that i fucking hate it.
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ITT we gem up a troon forum

https://www.transgenderpulse.com/
Go here and post gemmy things to troll these valid xisters
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quote why can't i see the dailyjak you fuggen jerdee
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White People are God's Chosen People.
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>Retarded nusoi faggot nigger retard
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I’m diagnosed with Schizophrenia. AMA
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Which game should i play
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can jannies start unbanning vpn ips if you send a appeal fuggen jardee
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it takes me 20 minutes to find one that isnt banned fuck the pedophile nigger who keeps ban evading with proton, i was in one american vpn for like 10 minutes and janny kept rejecting every appeal i sent even doe the original post the ip had been banned for was 10 months old or something
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Sometimes when i'm alone
I wonder aloud
If your watching over me
Someplace far abound
I must reverse my life, I can't live in the past
And set my soul free
Belong to me at last
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>i just 'P'd myself
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who actually goons to these niggas?, how could you tell?
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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the Snarky poopy
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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