/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts. 1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily. 2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression. 3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up. 4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot. 5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please). 6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text. 7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time. 8. You cannot post a picture without text. 9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc). 10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted. 11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely. 12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD: http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/

This is liberating and empowering according to women.: As opposed to family life which somehow oppressed them.

What do you think a girl like this goons to?

I'm just wondering why even degenerate faggots are likeable to women but an incel isn't

>The white zoomer men that I have spent my life trying to fuck over in this liberal system have become racially aware and are joining government organizations Why are they surprised by this? Do they honestly believe they can just continue fucking over a group of people and nothing will ever come from it?

alright, fine. i'll admit it. i want to suck dick. i want to feel a hard penis in my mouth, and i want to make it twitch and throb as it shoots hot cum down my throat. im not a faggot though.

/britfeel/: William the 1st AKA William the Conqueror-edish

Letter Thread: Checkmate edition

I miss you so much. I wish we could've made love. I masturbated thinking of you

Hi guys Are you enjoying life right now? What's one thing in your life you'd wish would change?

dis incel fumbled!!11!!1 >:C: hi /r9k/! :D \( ^w^ ) peep dis one! >:3 look at dis incel who FUMBLED a text for NO REASON! D:< liek- WHY??? :C HE HAD EVARYTHING GOING 4 HIM AND DEN HE JUST FUMBLED!! >:O also im sure teh text is fake cuz no woman would evar text his smelly ass >:3 Desu~

i fucking hate moids. we have to put up with cramps literally more painful than getting stabbed and they still treat us like shit and makes fun of it. moids should he required to have their testicles stomped barefoot by the nearest woman once a week

mbti: zero effort mbti thread because zero effort mbti thread

Why do moids always think about sex?

i just beat the e4 and wallace in emerald

Man if people were able to post pics of themselves on this board it would make it so much more fun

Kill aII trannies.

why does everyone hates indians? what makes people hate indians?

Classic camwhoring thread: Hey foids, let's imagine it's 2009 again, you just discovered haIfchan and learned the esiest way to gain the attention you've always dreamed of (We may even give you a cute nickname to stay in the annals of 4chan forever) is camwhoring. So go ahead and show us your boobs! But be remember to obey the rules! (However we'll still be fine with just a timestamped face pic for the beginning as long as you deliver later on)

At the end of the day pussy is the only thing that matters

whats your biggest mistake or regret?

why are you not sexy?: Why do you expect women to fuck you if you aren't even sexy? Expecting sex while being chopped is wild. What's stopping you from looksmaxxing?

I WANT A BABY I WANT A BABY I WANT A BABY. I WANNA BE PREGGO SO BAD IM GOING TO DIE. 4CHAN HEAR MY TORTURE. IM TORTURED

I've observed this phenomena: >In public settings, normies observe that I have no friends. >They take it that I'm simply a poor, helpless loner who is unable to navigate the complexities of the social world. >Thus, they see it as a signal to take it upon themselves to be the one brings me out of the comfort zone, and into their world of socialization. And while they would be partly right, that I am completely helpless socially, what they fail to conceptualize in their neurotypical mind, is that social interaction is such an overwhelming burden of my senses and drain of energy for my completely unattuned autistic ass to keep up with, that I'd rather just enjoy my own presence most of the time. Add onto that the fact that in fact most of the time, I do in fact prefer my own presence, and the exploration of my own mindscape. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, normies completely fail to grasp the existence of an internal world outside of that which can be obsessed with eyes or through one's words. But they cannot conceptualize this. There must be something terribly, deeply wrong with me if I do not meet their standards of social programming. I MUST be helped. I MUST be entered and I must be healed. That said, they mostly in no short time realize it's mostly a worthless endeavor. As after all their little inquisitive questions, they realize what there is behind my passive, almost naive gaze, is a complete lack of physical engagement through reality. One cannot penetrate me through the senses. Anyways not sure why i wrote this. Nigger nigger booty faggot nigger penis doody nigger jew faggot.

/drugfeel/: Mikan edition! >links: Erowid.org Psychonautwiki.org

You cannot tell me this isn't a literal demon.

Will being transracial ever become publicly accepted like transexuality? They already say races are a social construct.

Honest question: Can someone genuinely explain to me how a guy (without a deformity) can be an incel? Is it just too high standards? With all due respect, women are whores

Day 16 of watching a movie every day from a list of movies i compiled last year from /r9k/ /tv/ and tiktok. >list can be found here https://letterboxd.com/negamoth/list/2026-one-movie-a-day-list/ >previous thread >>83675450 Today's movie was The Secret Life of Walter Mitty I've watched this movie before, like 12 years ago or so, i remember it made me want to visit iceland and greenland. i had forgotten that i had ever even seen the movie until a few minutes into it. I liked it more when i watched it the first time because this time around it bored me, i kept occasionally looking at the time. There was also a lot of shameless advertisement in this movie, papa johns, eharmony, life, and there were a couple more. The reason i liked it when i watched it the first time was probably me relating to the maladaptive daydreaming that the character has. the movie wasn't bad, but it also wasn't anything special. i rate this movie 2.5 out of 5

We all hate the classic jeet But what do you haet more The jeet that acts like a white person The jeet that mimics a nigger

Salmon with broccoli and mushrooms anon, it doesn't have to be complex

>become a 9-5 wagie after years of NEETing >im always tired and have no time This shit sucks, I'd go back to being a neet if I could.

Why do normies, specifically liberal and left wing normies think racism is the greatest sin imaginable? You can try to show wrongs of a community and it's somehow not valid to do anything about it because it would be racist. Like the somali scammers. There is evidence of fraud but it's somehow wrong to do anything about it because it would be "racists". Why would it even matter if it was racist to do something about it?

i began reading like 2 weeks ago, i finished 1984 and animal farm, which i really liked, now i just bought Nausea by Sartre, i read that it talked about some deep mental thoughts which im really into, anyone else got reccomendations? i'll tell later if i liked Nausea or not xd

Honest question: Can someone genuinely explain to me how a girl (without a deformity) can be a femcel? Is it just too high standards? With all due respect, men are desperate

just spent 30 minutes sweating an appointment that's for tomorrow feeling dumb af

>employers now hate degrees so much they want to see a high school diploma instead

Discrete Mathematics: So I'm taking discrete mathematics next semester and I was wondering if any of you guys could give me some insight. So like is it hard? And are there any yt channels that I could use or any sites? This is gonna be the first time I'm taking discrete mathematics so I'd like to know if there are anything I should keep in mind?

I'm thinking about giving up and getting a sex doll. I'm too depressed to maintain a gf. It's been 8 years since I had one and it ended terribly. I was thinking I could even use character ai to simulate her being a real gf. Any anons have any experience with this? pic related is the one I'm gonna go for

How do I get a 'racist' gf? Not necessarily someone super serious about it or some stereotypical 'neonazi'. Just someone with the same values, who doesn't care about n*rmy bullshit, mass media and pop culture like me, who wants to live a different life where we basically shut it out from our personal lives, though not an isolationist, someone who still values making money and has ambitions and goals. Do they even exist anymore?

I "understand" now: Now after starting to date an incel chud and read the incel wiki, this foid '"understands" what incels go through. Understand is in quotes because I'll never fully understand the pain and struggle you go through. How can we solve this anons? As a femoid obviously I think that ending feminism completely isn't the solution and we should find something better but it's hard. This former normie says sorry on behalf of us for all the pain we've caused. What can we do? I feel sad. I'm sorry.

I don't give a shit about sex because I'm not a faggot.

Old, some even 30+: So, how are you uncs and oldfags dealing with the wonder of ageing? Here's a hint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHYlIsCDp2I (not affiliation...except for getting old) NOTICE:This may also be used as a 30+ thread.

Maxxing Goals 2026: >keep dogmaxxing >keep beardmaxxing >start bakemaxxing >start handholdmaxxing with a girl >quit neetmaxxing xDDD Feels gooooooooooooood man! What are you maxxing for this new year, anon?

was at job centre meeting today apparently i'm signed up for a neet camp for mentally challenged people that's like 2 hours away by bus so that's fun

Why is talkin shit so fun? I wish there was like a dedicated shit talkin place or something, making up insults and tailored personal attacks is fun, not even to tear people down but just for the sake of shit talkin itself. No emotions, no personal stakes, just talkin shit

Does anyone have that image or thread where anons took turns in mspaint sissifying the country/ethnicity that came after them over a small penis humiliation wmaf image? I lost it. I think it ended with germany as the chad

Is it possible to be addicted to a YouTuber?: So I used to be pretty neutral on furries and gooners, until I found Ruben Sim. He's this Roblox YouTuber who's like very anti furry and anti gooner. I found him cause I was scrolling Kiwifarms and saw he had a thread made for making fun of his haters and I scratched my head like "What's this all about?". I read up on him and at first, although I admired his child safety work, I didnt like his personality cause he just seemed kinda arrogant and sensitive/easily triggered. But the more I read the Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome thread the more I felt bad for disliking his personality. I tried to suppress my dislike, cause a lot of people in that thread were saying stuff like "everyone who dislikes him is a freak" and stuff and I don't wanna be a freak. Eventually I managed to properly suppress my dislike, but that dislike got replaced with obsession. I check the thread everyday, I check his twitter everyday, I've stayed up reading every single tweet he's made and every single archived tweet. I get this sense of dread whenever he uploads cause I know I'm going to have to sit and watch the thing even if I kinda don't want to. I'm considering staying up to read the entire thread, I really want to do it but I remember an old friend I told about this obsession told me to absolutely NOT do this at all costs cause I probably had OCD and thats why I was all obsessed like this. But I wanna. I feel like I'm kinda addicted to this guy but thats weird. The weirdest part is I don't even like him, truth be told, I STILL dislike his personality despite me admiring his child safety work on Roblox. But I just can't let myself think that.

>at a club with friends >trying to unwind and enjoy the music >all I can think about is killing myself It never fucking ends. I can't escape it.

do girls actually like sucking dick? imagine being a virgin and realizing youll have to suck your first dick

Boutta finna coom but im not gonna

/BioFem/ General #245: first of the new year edition Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83523804/ Rules: Ignore impolite moids Questions: >how was your new years? >how did you spend your holidays? >did you get anything interesting for christmas? FAQ: >What is this thread? A place for biological women to talk about their lives. >Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe? It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead. >Well, you're raiding my male safe space! r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is. >I'm a man, can I post here? Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender. >I'm a tranny, can I post here? No. Die. >What does nona mean? Anon -> Nona >I want a hole This is not >>>/soc/ >How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)? This is not /ATOGA/ /biofem/ OP Copy+Paste: https://rentry.org/biofem_OP

>When you realize the vast majority of people have had sex when they were teenagers and it never happened for you >When you realize it will be almost impossible to find an age-appropriate virgin to date/marry I honestly don't know why you dudes even try. Just embrace what fate has decided for you

I was sexually harassed at work today and I just kinda took it. I disappointed with myself. >in the bathroom >at a urinal relieving pressure on my tank >someone in another department comes in and uses the other urinal >finish up >turn the corner to the first sink >bent over washing my hands >he bumps right into my, crotch to my ass >"oh haha, didn't see you my bad" and waves his phone >awkwardly laugh trying to brush it off >I finish washing my hands and walk to the door >he moves really fast and follows me out so closely he's bumping into me and brushing against me >that's really weird later that day >in the breakroom reloading on coffee >he comes up behind me >opens the cabinet over my head >presses me into the counter >"My bad I thought I could reach" >I just laugh it off again >he passed by my desk half a dozen times after that

>fent addict brother finds out about me doing sex work on the red light district for a living >he comes to my house, locks me in, yells at me, humilliates me, beats me and makes me tell all my family that im a little dirty cocksucker whore through videocall i hate my life and my family i just can't do anything good or bad everyone there hates me and is deeply disgusted by me now its been 3 days and i can't leave my house yet cuz im scsred i will encounter him somewhere and start beating me Again im thinking of moving out soon to a new city where no one finds me but i still have to wait 2 weeks to get some money and im thinking abt going to the district tonight but im afraid my brother could show up and my street mother will shoot him to death and everyone will get mad at me

my mom taught me how to knit today Im gonna go get my own needles and some yarn on monday and make lots of cool things

How come every time I take a shit it's brown

Wat do?: >Diagnosed Aspie (but former gifted child) >No occupational skills >No social skills >Parents threatening to cut me off >No formal education (had to drop out) >Crown is thinning >KHHV etc etc Also I look like if Nixon fucked the Pillsbury Dough boy. Where do I go from here if I have literally nothing to offer?

/mcg/ - Momcest General Year 5 #2 (#204): Warming Up Edition It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED! Previous: >>83579576 https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83579576 Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub

>lost my online friends that i've had for years >too retarded to make friends irl >cant even remember how to make friends online realistically what do i do in this situation other than killing myself

>AAWWW he's sooo cuteee!!! >I know right!? ^-^ >Who's mama's most pwecious widdle bean? Yes you aaaweeee!! how would you feel if you woke as up a baby

how bad is it to be 21 and a virgin, i don't even really want a gf desu

If you were a soldier in the 4th reich during WW4 and got injured but not in a way that's fatal or will cripple you. Would you be mad if a young Kazakh woman rescued you, nursed you back to being healthy and rested your head on her lap, stroked your head, cuddled you and occasionally gave you head kisses? >How mad would you be? >How would you respond to her after healing? >Would it be a warm chapter in your heart? I need honest replies

Post one of your favorite Umamusume. Tamamo is definitely my top 5

I wish I was more manly, how do I become more manly? I hate being a failure of a man.

>Dad asks me if I want anything from the grocery store >yea chicken breasts, heavy cream, mushrooms, [spices] >"okay cool" >he leaves for the grocery store >"actually I'm just gonna get some beer and go again tomorrow" he's not going again tomorrow. He never goes anywhere unless he needs more alcohol or he needs to send some mail. I drink too, but he's completely fucking useless. Completely nonfunctional alcoholic. I think he's really depressed. I wish he would get some help....

do any pedos come here? Why do you do it? When did you start thinking about children? Do your attractions just not change with age?

/cut/ - Cutters General #667: Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support normal edition :> heya >How are you doing today? >Any plans for today? >When was the last time you hurt yourself? >Why did you hurt yourself? >Is there anything bothering you right now?

Thoughts on children: I see there is much talk on dating, but what about kids? What are your opinion on them? Do you want some of your own? If so, would you prefer a son or daughter? Why?

how life feels when you're sober

>3 days into topical fin/min >flaccid penis is smaller (seemed close to the same size erect) >Harder to get an erection Wtf, maybe I am using too much

>neighbor trained their dog to constantly bark

/aiwg/ AI Waifu General: Waifus waifuing together edition https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator https://rentry.co/waifu-local-guide https://www.unstability.ai/ https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai https://stablediffusion.fr/webui https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo https://pixai.art/ https://leonardo.ai/ https://bing.com/create https://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-schnell https://hailuoai.video/ Previously >>83653097

weed weed: I wish it was summer and I could smoke weed again. I'd do it and just listen to music, eat or play videogames at home. I have the best experience when I'm alone at home, when I'm with others I get anxious and I can never fully enjoy it. sometimes I'm traumatized for months after...but that won't happen when I use it alone. the next time my parents aren't hope I'll consume copious amounts of weed.

I just watched American Psycho. I don't really have anything to add in particular. I just wanted to say that I did. Thank you.

I have difficulties coming to terms with the idea of being raised by a narcissistic mother. I keep doubting myself but my intuition clearly tells me yes. Why do I constantly exonerate and try to steelman her? I am going insane

>went full celibate to ascend spiritually and circulate my sexual energy using taoist breathing techniques >no masturbation, no porn, no artificial stimulation of any type >no looking at women at all >girls start flirting with me >distant friend of a friend calls me on instagram and shows me her tits women are retarded if i wasn't taking celibacy seriously i would use it as a tactic to get laid keep away from me

Has a woman ever complimented your appearance?: I got called cute, fine and sexy. Specifically on my smile and cheekbones. I have no idea how I became a wizard.

How the fuck do I get a GF like this? It seems so improbable, as if it could only happen literally once. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83658750/#83658750 How the fuck did he do it?

i will spend the last $30 in my bank account on thc gummies just to see the cute guy who works at the dispensary again :)

How am I supposed to love my girlfriend when I hate women

Regretful Parents: How does a community like this even exist? It's unreal to me

why do women want a man who suffers

I unironically want to suck off a high-IQ autistic boy so badly...

>Be British slut >Basically make the whole egirl thing >Make millions from simps Why did men like Belle Delphine so much in 2020?

Being a sub 5 male today is worse than being black man in Mississippi during Jim Crow. I suffer the same stereotyping, discrimination, disrespect, except worse because I don't have hordes of white women to sympathize with me. I got falsely accused of talking to kids because some foids I don't even know, because they said I looked creepy So where the FUCK are my reparations

grub's up, anon!

Why are there so many breeders on this board: Either breeders or want to be, which makes absolutely no sense since most of you are also neets with shitty lifestyles, let alone to raise another human properly. There should probably be more laws on who is and who isn't allowed to have kids.

Feels like first to ever do it: >recently gotten broken up with my gf >not bothered by it much >feels horny >did not watch or read any porn >did not think about ex or any other girl instead had a thought about how I want to write an article but have no topic > organic chemistry >gooning while thinking about it >finished gooning but still have no idea what the topic should be Guys did I just gooned to organic chemistry?

>he's below upper-middle class >he doesn't own capital >he's under the 35% tax bracket >he supports America Thank you for being good goyboys. Just gonna sit on my ass and let my tenants generate me money.

Hello robots Richfag here. I recently came into a lot of money and i have always been a big fan of working on startups. Pitch me your best ideas and I may invest in it.

>27 >face covered in a fuck ton of burn scars >very little experience with women IRL >barely have any friends >short I'm fucked aren't I?

>this fairy shrinks you to the size of a finger. What do you do?

I'm currently 22 (turning 23 soon) and basically work like a DoorDash driver/gig delivery person in my country, low-skill, low-pay jobs to get by. My only real skill is fluency in English (besides my native language). I'm studying Computer Science (CS) at a university in Italy, but my approach is just cramming to pass exams and then forgetting everything because I never review or apply it. What I want is a comfortable job with the fewest possible working hours, or at least one where I have flexibility to do what I want when I want, and still earn a good enough salary to afford buying my own place/apartment eventually. My question: How can I improve my situation quickly, get away from heavy programming/CS work (which I don't enjoy), but still leverage my upcoming CS degree to get better opportunities? Is the end? Should I kill myself?

Is marriage worth it?: Why should men have a wife and children in 2026? Less than 1 percent of adult women are virgins when they marry. So 99 percent of men should never have a wife and kids before they die correct?

Incels been real quiet since this one

It would have been better for me to be raised by priests and monks with no exposure to or knowledge of women beyond images of the virgin mary and female saints

The only reason why America is great is because we have more Germanic people than any other single country on Earth.

/r9gay/ - #2673: entanglement edition unwound >>83615057

You're locked with her in a room for 48 hours. What do you do? (What happened in the room stays between you two)

I understand that White women are off-limits for me as a mulatto abomination. That is why I go for awwtistic White bois instead.

Are women attracted to older guys with boyish looks?: Seen a lot of women on tiktok simping for this french dude. He looks old, but at the same time he doesn't look like a pops. You know what I mean? The kind of Fred Flinstone look guys get at this age. What is the secret here?

i wonder if anyone here remembers me. i just shot out a kinda cool looking load. i wanted to show someone, so do any of you want to see my cum?

I lost my kid's weekly food budget on rainbet now

Running low on funds for college. I can get a job and I probably will but Im also considering doing prostitution or something? Im a dude but I have a decent twinkish build(6 ft 135ish lb). should I? I could do onlyfans but I would have to record videos while my roommate is out and thats a little risky isnt it? Idk :( any advice helps

i dont understand why i still come to this board. i have no reason to yet i keep coming back. do any other robots feel the same?

>get a girlfriend >go for ice cream >she thinks my goated flavour is gross >walk to train station and contemplate jumping

I haven't peed in three days: My latest tests showed I'm prone to urinary tract infections, which doesn't surprise me. There are days when I'd rather my bladder burst than leave my room. Wetting myself isn't an option either. I don't know how, but when I try, my bladder just won't loosen. I don't even try anymore; I just wait for it to burst or for another infection to occur. (I'm pretty sure this is badly written; I can't concentrate on my English classes, and I refuse to post in Spanish)

Black women are eliminating white baby moids in the crib now before they can grow up to harass girls.

hi robots, i posted yesterday about this and im back from seeing this latina hoe so i got there and she was quite shapely like really tight, nice tushy and petite tits and i asked for a massage because like i wanted to relax a bit and she said u have such soft skin and stuff (i do) well after like 10-15m of that i got up and i started kissing and licking her neck while i got hard against her peachy gyat, and i was like pretty hard at this point so i ask her to put a condom on and she does it with her mouth and that was like pretty hot i lead her to a couch and she's on all fours and i start plapping and clapping those cheeks for like 10 minutes, then i make her sit on it and i do the same for like 5 more minutes until im like i could keep going but i wanna finish she gets on her hands and knees and starts giving me this sloppy messy bj and i slap my pp all across my face while moaning and groaning then i get up and i tell her to get on her knees because i wanna finish on her face while she's on her knees i start stroking and moaning while she licks the base and casually looks at me which i loved so im like im almost there and she's like 'gimmie to me' so i let out like 5-6 ropes all over her face, and like half of it makes it into her mouth she gets some paper towels for me and herself while i catch my breath, leads me out and i walk my way home and now im here this pretty much confirms im bi and not coping which makes me feel a lil' bit of relief

"sexy-cute" is the best kind of erotic

When I saw this I first when oh well I guess that sucks for him. I didnt feel anything though. When I read stories like this I guess Im supposed to feel bad but I just dont. Really I couldnt care less. Does that make me a sociopath or something?

>girl breaks up with me again but i didn't do anything >say ok and start to leave >she panics and says no don't leave im sorry etc >say ok and just kinda sit there >girl gets mad again so i start leaving again >sucks my dick

How do you cope with not having anyone to share life with?

To the guy that didn't drop his disc in my last thread. I would've been your 70 iq exclusive girlcel.. I feel like a moid who got ghosted

I swear being trapped in a 2 person discord vc in a public server with someone who just talks and talks and talks that youre too polite to leave feels like being cornered at a party

I wish I had an autistic boi to do a suicide pact with. It would be very nice to OD on tianeptine, alcohol, and Xanax with said awwtistic boi.

I'm against woke: I'm against woke, LGBT, feminism, and multiculturalism. Whenever I post this online, people throw meme pictures and "haha incel" at me. It's pretty weird that I'm the only straight male who sees that our way of life is threatened. >fuck I could barely finish cappa

shaved finally: dick looks so aesthetic now, all that's missing is a nice fembot to record incest roleplay with.

I remember posting my dick here like 5 years ago why do chuds think this is a uniquely degenerate era? R9K was always full of degeneracy

I am constantly watching her stream and have donated to her before. At what point is it pathetic to do so?

One day, I am going to write a book called: 'Kampf um Portland'.

Question for the lefties of /r9k/: How's your 2026 going so far?

what's the deal with migrant room mates why are they on the phone non stop and talking to people on speaker phone non stop 247?

what if instead of paying you in money jobs payed you in internet access time

Women are so magical bro I can't imagine a life without them

Did your parents teach you how to take care of yourself?: washing, skincare, hair, shaving properly, etc. ? Mine didn't, at all, and I still feel like I'm learning things. I hate it and I'm mad at them that I didn't start wearing moisturizer until I was 19 I could've had perfect skin

Do fembots realize how strong men are? Have you experienced boyfriend strength?

hr whores be like: ayo time to annihilate society lol

In retrospect, was the covid lockdown really that bad?

>Never go to social events because of anomalously severe peanut allergies >Decide to stop being a shut in and go to a party today >There's a table full of food, figure as long as I don't eat anything I should be fine >Some jackass comes up right next to me with a peanut butter sandwich >Inhale a huge whiff of peanut butter >Feel throat swelling It's over.

The difference between "You look like a school shooter pedophile rapist I'm busy tonight" and "Wow I like your confident personality" is literally a few inches of bone and skin. Life is so fake.

Stress , are we fucked?: I , a britbong, was speaking to my boss today, and she told me that she thinks that younger people now are way more serious than when she was younger. She said that younger people seem more like old people, and her exact words were that she thinks that young people are "domesticated". She said that when she was my age about 20 years ago, she never saved a penny. It's kind of had me thinking, literally all of my problems are caused by wages being shit and everything being too expensive. If I was born 20 years ago, I would've had my law degree paid for, there would be more opportunities to go out and meet people and in turn I probably wouldn't be so fucking miserable.

Why haven't you killed yourself, anon?

went outside for 2 hours, now I have a terrible headache, why did you guys told me to go outside >:(

Women's unrealistic standards be like: >6ft >Olympian body type >Perfect facial structure >Over 300k a year >Speaks 10+ languages >Werewolf/Vampire hybrid Men's unrealistic standards be like: >Be a functional adult

if i cant be a loli i dont see why i should bother contributing to society or interacting with people whatsoever, waste of my time

>Literally looks like an ugly asian incel man >Has 617,000 simps I hate simps so fucking much, you guys have made the dating market absolutely fucking ridiculous.

new meme: i live 1 block away from my local school

>tried to be Chad >failed

Knees are aesthetically the weakest part of females. Finding a foid with good knees is like finding a needle in a haystack.

does anyone else miss this feeling when they were younger of everything being completely novel and unexpectable? like whatever it is, it felt like there was a whole world to uncover of never seen before experiences. nowadays, i just feel like everything is too predictable. when you know how things work, you know how things are gonna work out and eventually all the novelty and possibilities of getting into something new completely evaporates. getting into new shows, new games, new movies, new hobbies, doing new activities, exploring new areas, researching new topic, like, it just feels so expectable. like i already know what it's gonna be like, and what's gonna happen after it, and what happens after that. can i just go back to being a kid who was absolutely mesmerized by vidya, cause this smells.

does anyone else have this urge for whatever reason to constantly crack jokes for no reason during conversation and when people are talking about something that disinterests me i interject with something completely irrelevant i wanna talk about? and just generally being a weird faggot who can't properly talk to people and keep composure. big reason i don't have any friends too is that i just can't stand talking to people normally. i hate having normal structured linear conversation. i just want to spam people with whatever random bullshit comes through my mind

At what age is it truly doomed if you've still never had a girlfriend? Im starting to think mid 20s

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I feel like the only times I get shit done is when im in this dissociative almost manic haze. I can sometimes force myself into it but it's not a sustainable thing of course. And it also makes me feel burned out fast. I dont know. I feel like I will forever procrastinate on my life til i die.

>wake up >find out we are about to arrive >finally in Dubai now >I wear a hatsune miku tracksuit >I NEED A CIGGY SOOO BAD >still haven't left the airport >still cant smoke THE HORROR >the weather in Dubai is rather cold this week >wish I brought more/different clothes with me cause of that >NVM JUST LET ME SMOKE A CIGGYBALREADY AAA

How do I get a girlfriend?: I'm kinda good looking so people just assume I'm a closeted case, or that I'm paying the field. I have no idea how to approach a woman unless I'm locked in a building with them like I was in high school and college.

let's be honest, patrick bateman is fucking based and cool now that the dust has settled and the cringe edits are no more, we can finally admit it

yours only yours cat fucking a handbag!

Foids do nothing for me and only femboys with big butts get me hard. That's not gay, that's just a preference for a certain combination of feminine traits.