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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others.

>>>/soc/

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Hi guys
Are you enjoying life right now?
What's one thing in your life you'd wish would change?
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>>83683218 (OP)
no because i have to be awake for 48 hours
i wish i could log out of the world
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>>83683229
Woah what kinda overtime is dat
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>>83683218 (OP)
i want to have the willpower to ignore the outside world and my family
i want to have the strength to know what i really want and to accept changes when they come
i want to be able to know whether something is correct to do for myself and others or wrong by better reasoning and deduction
i want to be able to figure out what i believe in and have the willpower to act in a way that aligns with it
i want to lessen my suffering and other peoples in a way that both of us can be happy
i want to figure out physics problems for new inventions and advancing science for the good of people
what i wish would change the most is either my ability to cope and have better emotional control and logical reasoning skills and disaffectiveness so i'm less hurt by things done on purpose to hurt me or just for my awareness of those things to disappear if i can't control them after deducing the most i can
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i think it's at the cumulative worst its ever been.
having someone in my life again would make me happy

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i just beat the e4 and wallace in emerald

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Why do moids always think about sex?
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>>83683153 (OP)
Real men don't. The weak domesticated effeminate simp freak slaves do and spiritually they are closer to being foids than they are to being men.
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>>83683208
Men can't even want to have sex anymore, even that is a woman thing now.
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i have zero sexual imagination. none of this animu fetish nonsense.

i've had entire internal worlds where i've raised a family, though. obvious Tolkien and/or Star Trek pastiches, but it's my brain and i'm OK with that.
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>>83683153 (OP)
>>83683185
oh it's a troon?
>>83683208
nigga wants to be a cartoon character
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>>83683227
It was never a man thing. That's why this board that is obsessed with sex is filled to the brim with trannies and other weak sissy shit.

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Man if people were able to post pics of themselves on this board it would make it so much more fun
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You want to womit?
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>>83683159 (OP)
i agree but I also love being so anonymous
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>>83683159 (OP)
i agree, soc is just too degenerate
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>>83683159 (OP)
Most of us are just not that attractive to post our pictures on here.

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Kill aII trannies.
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>>83683012
Because you poison the legitimate incel and femcel discussion on this board
>>>/lgbt/
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Based and cispilled
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>>83683041
yet you killed a perfectly good thread to make the board more about trannies.
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>>83683103
>good thread
>on /r9k/
Good one, tranny
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>>83683041
/r9k/ is a gay board. Cope and seethe, straightoid

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why does everyone hates indians?
what makes people hate indians?
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>>83681432 (OP)
shit everywhere, eat shit, litter everywhere, rape, scam, appalling BO, brown-nose, steal white-collar jobs, and fill job positions only with their own kind.
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>>83681914
>Indian culture is anathema to a high trust society.
Let me explain, for a proper Indian, the following is absolutely true:
-Lying is perfectly fine in any situation. In fact, if you could profit by lying and don't do it. You're a loser.
-Trying to scam every human that is not you is proper etiquette. See above.
-You are the gift of 300+ Gods to the females on this planet. Any resistance may be met with force.
-Having a job, the main target is to do as little as possible. (insert waggie replies)
-AI is magic and also never wrong. I'm werking at silicon valley now.
It goes on, germs, well, it's an inconvenient concept if your toilet paper is also your left hand.
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>>83681432 (OP)
My first ever friend was Indian and his family let me play games with him at their place, I didnt like their food but they were nice people
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>>83681621

Come on fren, you know that even your average internet dweller can't differentiate between the types of browns, forget about the average person IRL. I even work with someone who married an Indian and he doesn't have the slightest clue.

Treating India like a whole is like treating Europe as a whole. Retarded.

That said, fuck Hindus and fuck Muslims. Sikhs and other non-Hindu northern Indians are alright.

And always remember, behind half of the Indian hate posts is a scheming Chinese psyop.
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>>83683228
The other half is based white Australians and Canadians sick of being flooded with these subhumans

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Hey foids, let's imagine it's 2009 again, you just discovered haIfchan and learned the esiest way to gain the attention you've always dreamed of (We may even give you a cute nickname to stay in the annals of 4chan forever) is camwhoring.

So go ahead and show us your boobs! But be remember to obey the rules! (However we'll still be fine with just a timestamped face pic for the beginning as long as you deliver later on)
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>>83683020
You wouldn't happen to be a content creator are you
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>>83683020
Want to observe me shitting into my hand and throwing it at your face?
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>>83682113
some of you are incredibly poetic
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>>83683201
second example I'm so original i will be stealinh every joke
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>>83683201
was that the one anon who's life goal is to lick someone's face and wants to smell feet and stuff
i remember that guy

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At the end of the day pussy is the only thing that matters
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>>83682139

I disagree about transwomen but the shark brain thing I didn't know. That's weird. I think I will add that in to the image.
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>>83680739 (OP)
Maybe if you are an effeminate retarded subhuman simp loser tranny faggot cuck.
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You guys don't have a hobby or something? I can't imagine something like sex occupying my mind that much
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>>83680739 (OP)
If pussy is so great why isn't there a pussy 2?
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>>83683098
If it's a desire then it's of the mind

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whats your biggest mistake or regret?
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>>83682966 (OP)
>whats your biggest mistake or regret?
Falling for the sylph impoofment propaganda meant for the normie cattle to fight for the death for their basic needs.
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>>83682966 (OP)
>whats your biggest mistake or regret?
Treating this entropy realm of animal conflict and suffering seriously at all ever.
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>>83683027
How old were you when you dropped out, anon? And how old are you now?
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>>83682966 (OP)
>whats your biggest mistake or regret?
Thinking there are mistakes or regrets in this life. I didn't get a character customization screen. Everything was a roll down to the spawn zone. I owe this life nothing in the same way it owes me nothing. Not wiping my ass with everything in society that tries to make me feel inadequate or gives me feelings of self loathing. It is a game of give and take, and all these cocksuckers did was take and take. Everyone wants to steal your last dollar too no one wants to put one in your wallet. It is a cocksucker mentality and society in the US. Everyone is a cheap whore and will sell you out and rip you off for a few bucks. 'Murica is worse than a turd world country in a lot of respects. The sellout to the highest bidder cantry.
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i wonder if anyone on earth cares about that gay story

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zero effort mbti thread because zero effort mbti thread
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post the zodiac signs of all characterfags
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>>83677937
Which reggy are you?
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In 1948 there was a submarine that sank. I just made that up. In 1949 there was a submarine that sank. Can you guess?
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When will you guys give up your horseshit and learn about Human Deisgn?
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>>83683209
Show your ass twinkboi

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Why do you expect women to fuck you if you aren't even sexy?
Expecting sex while being chopped is wild.
What's stopping you from looksmaxxing?
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>>83681739 (OP)
>>83681764
i wasnt going to work out today but after seeing this i think i will
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>>83682895
>I just genuinely don't know how to talk to chicks that I'm interested in.
Pretty guys don't need to talk at all to get women.
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What's holding me back is my height (5'7") and the only viable solution (leg lengthening) I am unwilling to go through (too costly, too much time and risk of being wheelchair-bound for life) and, if successful, would only get me to around 6'0", which isn't enough for foids in current year.
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>>83682374
How is discord "on this board"?
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>>83682056
This is also true. Your genetics determine if you can pull. You thinking you'll have a sudden glow up in your 30s is huge cope.

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I WANT A BABY I WANT A BABY I WANT A BABY. I WANNA BE PREGGO SO BAD IM GOING TO DIE. 4CHAN HEAR MY TORTURE. IM TORTURED
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>>83682723
Would you actually want to do this within the next two years or so? Would you accept a neet-wife?
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>>83683176
we'll have e-missionary for the purpose of e-procreation
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>>83683182
neet wife doesn't mean fat wife right
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>>83682632 (OP)
>Robots: Hey I'll help you with that

>NOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT A HUSBAND I WANT A HUSBAND I WANT CHAD I WANT CHAD I WANT A CHAD HUSBAND NOOOOOOOOOO
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Same lol I made a similar thread a few days ago. I thought only women were supposed to get this feel though. /r9k/ lied to me.

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I've observed this phenomena:
>In public settings, normies observe that I have no friends.
>They take it that I'm simply a poor, helpless loner who is unable to navigate the complexities of the social world.
>Thus, they see it as a signal to take it upon themselves to be the one brings me out of the comfort zone, and into their world of socialization.
And while they would be partly right, that I am completely helpless socially, what they fail to conceptualize in their neurotypical mind, is that social interaction is such an overwhelming burden of my senses and drain of energy for my completely unattuned autistic ass to keep up with, that I'd rather just enjoy my own presence most of the time. Add onto that the fact that in fact most of the time, I do in fact prefer my own presence, and the exploration of my own mindscape.
Unfortunately, for whatever reason, normies completely fail to grasp the existence of an internal world outside of that which can be obsessed with eyes or through one's words.
But they cannot conceptualize this. There must be something terribly, deeply wrong with me if I do not meet their standards of social programming. I MUST be helped. I MUST be entered and I must be healed.
That said, they mostly in no short time realize it's mostly a worthless endeavor. As after all their little inquisitive questions, they realize what there is behind my passive, almost naive gaze, is a complete lack of physical engagement through reality. One cannot penetrate me through the senses.

Anyways not sure why i wrote this. Nigger nigger booty faggot nigger penis doody nigger jew faggot.
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>>83683139 (OP)
my favorite thing to ask super obvious losers is something like
>doing anything interesting today?
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>>83683149
Exactly. You're the type of person I'm talking about. I see you. You're doing good, keep it up. Maybe some other losers need it.
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>>83683149
you sound like my old friend who treated me like his designated debriefing buddy and always asked me the same questions every day
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>>83683189
>how about that local sports team anon?
it's like normie shitposting
some people just like to talk about nothing

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Mikan edition!

>links:
Erowid.org
Psychonautwiki.org
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I got more pain meds, life is where it should be again
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>>83682684
i usually dont drink much but the past couple of weeks have been particularly shit so ive been going on benders, falling asleep while drinking and then waking up doing it immediately again.
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>>83682747
>falling asleep while drinking and then waking up doing it immediately again
Damn, that's quite the hole-digging method.
Glad you're off it for now.
Idk what else to say other than "You don't want to be an alchoholic, it's a bad way to live!".
Be strong.
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>>83682709
Congratz! I'm going to assume you've got your shit together, so just have fun.
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>>83683031
Yeah it was brutal. Worst part? I went to the store today to buy more alcohol but my card was declined. I was tempted to use some cash i had brought for grocery shopping but took it as a sign to take a break for at least a week


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