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▶ №14842953[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>14842972>>14842994>>14843033

itt we larp as glowies for fun, I'll go first:
>Sooo, has anyone got any info on that guy yet? You know the Meximutt dude?

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>>14842953 (OP)
Retarded nusoi faggot nigger retard

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>>14842972
Citizen, why would you say such things to another fellow citizen like me? That is not civil at all.

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>no… no… wi es no find nothing aqi mr agent george.

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why don't we all start wearing soyjak masks in public and doing IRL OPERATIONS

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i wana us da spy computa to play mincraf

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>>14842953 (OP)
Add id verification to pol and add Nate back with id verification
No larp because i am a cia agent

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>>14842984
<Yes! I agree so that we can do some TND gems!

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>>14842994
YOU WILL USE YOUR ID TO GET INTO THE SNARKY SNAPPY

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>>14842987
sorry guys its take your son to work day. everyone say hi to agent caca. he's got his mothers glow doesn't he?

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yayayayayayayayayayayyababababababababaab

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>>14842953 (OP)
hello fellow citizens im from the other office down the street, can someone explain to me why all of the efforts to enact TND have failed?

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>>14843019
Wow, he looks so retarded- I mean uhhhh, so special!

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>>14843033
Hmmm, I don't know! But what for sure I know is that we can try doing some TND gems by doing some IRL with our friends! o algo

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i am on my mental wellness break, citizen.

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>>14843027
haha thats right buddy! now theres are top secret coloring books. you cant show anybody. got it?
>>14843036
hey wh- glad you noticed. it run in the family thats why im a special agent!

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>>14843051
understood, ill go do some outside work on it and get back to you. have a good day citizens!

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>>14842953
Hey there, fellow soyteens. I am trying to datami- I MEAN I'm stealing your da- I MEAN I'm…
just answer the goddamn poll, okay? I haven't hit my weekly bait quota

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Guys, we should try asking people on this imageboard on how to enact some swaggy TND gems! That would be so based!

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>>14843086
Hmmm, Soytan Diaper Gemmies sound like a total kinofest or uhhh whatever to me!

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>>14843070
Wow, you're equally as retar- I mean, special as your son! Wow!

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how to build a bomb? asking for a friend

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>>14843140
A bomb? Wow, what is that for?

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The CIA is putting tapeworms in my food to infect me this is an actual photo I took not to mention my neighbors bought their house with pure cash and they’re extremely introverted and came from England

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>>14843149
THYERE PUTTING FUCKIJG BUGS IN MY FOOD AS SOME SORT OF EXPIRIMENT AND MY SHITTY NEIGHBOR BOUGHT A NEW FENCE SO WE CANT SEE INSIDE IT

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>>14843153
IM TRYING SO HARD NOBODYS LISTENING IM PHONEPOSTING NOBOFY WILL FUCKING HEAR ME AND THE JANNY HALL MONITORS ARE SUPRESSING IT

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>>14843155
I HATE THIS SO MUCH I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE JT THEHRE LITERALLY POISIONING ME

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>>14843160
ITS NIT PARANORMAL ITS A CALL FOR HELP THEHRE FUCKING DOING THSI SHIT TO ME FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER I HATE YOU HALL MINITOR

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I dont know what a glowie is but i like black cock and i thought this site was for bbc hookups

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>>14843149
What are you talking about? There's no worms in your food. MEDS NOW.

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>>14843148
it will all make sense soon

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>>14843166
IM NOT FUCKING CRAZY NIGGER MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS BOUGHT THEYRE FUCKING HOUSE WITH CASH AND THEY MOVE TO A SHITHOLE TOWN IN TEXAS AND THEY COME FROM ENGLAND AS MISSIONARIES THEYRE FUCKING LYING AND THEY BUILD A GIANT FENCE YOURE STUPID AND DEMONIC STUDY A HISTORY BOOK AND AN EXONOMY BOOK WHO THE FUCK BUYS A HOUSE IN CASH THEY PUT BIOENGINEERED TAPEWORMS IN MY FUCKING BEEF

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>>14843127
i know! thats why im the only one with access to these top-secret coloring books i'd give you one but i don't think your clearance is high enough

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FREEMASONIC LOW VIBRATIONAL THREAD

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>>14843170
Wow, guys, this citizen is INSANE, HE NEEDS HIS MEDS!

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>total nigger death am i right guys? but for real tho

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i want my cock sucked

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>>14843186
Yeah, like TND but unironically!

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>hello fellow soyteens isn't being racist awesome? brendan tarrant maxxing hell yeah

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gemmy thread

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vp

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Wow, enacting TND is like a sharty saving gemerald and stuff! We should do it like IRL man.

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>>14843171
hey agent halfwit got any glowing crayons left? special agent caca broke last one we had in the department

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>>14843232
We are out of stock.

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I forgot to force /nate/pedo slop on the https://soyjak.st/soy/catalog.html again. Can somebody contact the administration and tell them we'll have to quadruple their monthly dataleak quota? integrity.js is not working for some reason.

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>>14843264
Hmmm, try checking the PHP code.

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vp

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What is your most illegal confession? Spill your guts out, its an anoymous imageboard.

▶ №14843377[Quote]>>14843385

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To: ██████████@management.cia.gov
From: ██████████@a.cia.gov
Subject: Soyjak party ban
Quote finally banned me after derailing thousands of dox threads. Can I have a new IP address?

▶ №14843385[Quote]>>14843469

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>>14843377
Sure, but this time it will be in Israel this time.

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I bet you nusoifaggots are too pussy to do something illegal. Prove me wrong, nusoi.

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>>14843406
KEEEKKKK OHNONONONONO NUSOIS CANT EVEN COMMIT CRIMES JSID

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>>14843418
GEG, I wanna see a nusoi try to enact TND!

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hey my fellow nazis lets commit crimes in a synagogue and the white house atomwaffen 1488

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herro ferrow CIA… so we update those nucrear raunch codes yet?

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IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU

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this is crazy because in glowing class the other day we learned how to elicitate
Which means getting information without asking. Saying something confidently wrong, then the other person feels obliged to correct you, spilling their secrets out easily.
No arrow because I look like that.

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>>14843385
But I thought Quote rangebanned Israel?

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>>14843466
>learning how to glow in class

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>>14843451
Yes, we have updated them already you chink- I mean, fellow agent.

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DIE DIE DIE I AHVE A GUN IM SHOOTING ALL OF YOU DIEEEE DIEEEEE GLOWNIGGER DIEEEEEEEEEE

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>>14843469
Don't worry, we have already hacked into the server to unban Israel addresses.

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GIVE ME MORE MONEY RIGHT NOW YOU NIGGERS I NEED MORE FUCKING MONEY NOW GIVE MONEY NOW

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>>14843499
Hey, stop this Anti-Citizen!

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I dislike the UK government.

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>>14843520
GET AWAY FROM ME DIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>14843529
OYYYY DOCTOS HE SAID SOMETHING ILLEGAL

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>>14843532
SOMEONE GET THE FIREARM JAMMER IMMEDIATELY!

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>>14843546
YOU CANT STOP ME YOU FUCKING GLOWNIGGER DIE DIE I HAVE A GUN DIEEEEEEEEE

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>>14843557
Feraljak randomly committed suicide. We won't have to investigate his death anymore.

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>>14843529
OYYY I BET YUR A NAHTZEE TOO BRUV

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>>14843566
IM NOT DEAD IM NOT DEAD IM NOT DEAD

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>>14843576
Some far-right conspiracy theorists think Feral is alive, but this is nazi propaganda because he's a nazi or somethimg

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>>14843576
Agent Higgerson, shoot him with that syringe crossbow in 3… 2… 1…

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Feraljak needs to be put in Area 51. What do you think?

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>>14843576
GUYS THAT NOT A CIVIE ASSET-259B HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT ALL ASSETS TO SECTOR-C

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>>14843589
WHAT IS..WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME…AAAAACKKKKKKKKKK!

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>>14843572
geg I really want to know the AI prompt for this

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM ONLY MORE FUCKING MAAAAAAAAAAD AH DIIIIIIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>14843485
Target has been neutralized.

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I'm going to shoot up a school this is not a joke

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>>14843613
replied to a random reppy by accident award

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Someone shoot feral with the nigger killer gun NOOOW!

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>>14843608
ACTIVATE AGENT-15B NOW!

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Hey soyjackers. I've been feeling really angry at the world and violent recently. Does anyone feel the same or am I alone on this?

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>>14843630
BUT SIR! THE NIGGER KILLER GUN IS ONLY FOR EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TARGETS! WE CANT WASTE IT NOW!

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>>14843644
FERAL IS TOO MUCH OF A THREAT HES GOING FUCKING INSANE SHOOT FERAL NOWWWWWWWW

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FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEE IM GONNA KILL ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>14843635
259B IS SPREADING ALL AGENTS TAKE YOUR MEDS

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SOMEONE ACTIVATE AGENT-15B IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!

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AGENT-15B ACTIVATED. ORBITAL TND LASER DEPLOYED. FERAL IS DOWN

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I understood that reference geg

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>Has anyone seen my brother?

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>>14843704
Oh, uhhh, well your brother unfortunately has passed away today.

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>>14843713
>Thats sad to hear…

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>>14843720
Yes, uhhhh, it's because he died by getting shot from a criminal.

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.

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So, how about we introduce a digital ID system to filter out the bait posts and bnwo trans people that are so annoying?

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(scurries across the floor of the office)
NIGGA IM GLOWIN!

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THIS DATA IS SO GOOD I COULD DIE!

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>I got a goodidea. What if we have a AI Generated frog that laughs at everything Nusois do?

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>>14843807
Yes, I agree with that! And every user must show their face before entering this website so that we can see how old they are!

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>>14843838
After that, we could make an AI generated gigachad that agrees with everything!

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>>14843872
I agree that would be good. Do we create it now?

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anyway archiving this gem of a thread

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>>14843965
Yeah, you could make the character push pedophilia and satanic values into the userbase! I praise whoever thought of this !

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>>14844018
They must be a GENIUS.

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Feds why did you cover up the fact Chernobyl was done by Israel?


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