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thoughts? :3c
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Instrument thread

ITT we talk about instruments
I wanted to get myself a mandolin for quite some time, but I don't know which one exactly
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I just saw a gory bloody big brown dead dog on the side of the road for the first time, usually they're not bloody
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remove all boards except /pol/
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holy dnb
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>me and chud were hungry so went down to the mall!
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Do you draw?
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look at my NAS coal
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My parents just told me to kill myself
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>you spoony bard!
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soiniggers
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you're all homosexual for obsessing over a years-old photo of some fat fag's asshole
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sharty to me always felt like a south american dictatorship to me that broke away from another south american dictatorship that was even worse, idk how to explain it but it feels exactly like that
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>
Nophono has an article now. (You) should help.
https://soyjakwiki.org/Nophono_(character)
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nu wholesome modern genderaffirm cobson killer beater
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>damn, we gonna die in a war while it should be foids dying instead
<and who set that system up?
>…? the jews obviously holebleeder
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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niggers deserve to be beheaded, niggers deserve to be tortured alive in front of their whole family, niggers deserve to be made fun of whenever they’re struggling with something, niggers deserve the worst, niggers deserve to be treated like shit
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Newest Stoneyoss comic
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I'm currently at work and I'm tired as a DNB.
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Kill yourself you boring fat fuck. No one will ever love you because you're disgusting smelly subhuman.
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I'm gay
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Вceм привeт как дeла
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ITT we 'jak the illustrations from Kama Sutra
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is this real?
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I have a dream. That all soyteens can have soyjak parties and get really 'jakky
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My toddler came out as trans o algo
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Soyfag.shitty hate thread

This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.

When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you trannies do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discord hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of old 4chan culture" yet none of your retarded Reddit shit resemble any of it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4chan culture."

I've been on 4chan since 2016, and only found out about this site merely because someone on /pol/ was spamming "Cobson" in a thread and I asked what "HWABAG" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like old 4chan. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even /pol/ with its funny Kekistan memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this tranny hugbox, it's like a glorified discord chatroom at best with how many attention-starving trannies namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /incel/ tranny board) and coordinate raids against my homeboard (the most virulently anti-troon one) by spamming it with troonshit and bait threads. You trannies can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) boards in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.

The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "/qa/ won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you trannies lost to the hard-working janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your board got locked is because you raided /lgbt/ but you guys only did that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by every anon across multiple boards. I'll never forget about the time when some leftypol tranny janny moved my favorite PNN threads (which I used to tune in) to your tranny-infested shitfest that is /qa/. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your troon circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single original meme so you resort to spamming forced tranny memes that your discord buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discord tranny memes. How you guys larp as a tranny hating "chud" (bunkertranny 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing trannies in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing tranny haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this troon-infested website.

Remember: You /qa/ trannies are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.

Fuck trannies.

Fuck niggers.

Fuck kikes.

Fuck commies.

Fuck jannies.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck /qa/ trannies.

You will never have your board back no matter how many times you try.
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Its grim.
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So my employee showed me this sharti thing. And told me that's its like face bookie. Can any of you explain to me what is this TND thing? My employee has this one funny patch with a silly man with his mouth open saying "TND now!" He told that it stands for Totally Nice Day. But I'm kind of suspicious of that. He also told me I should post a selfie of me along with this funny soyjackie thingy.
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>You have to bear with me here
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>yes Gigafly, I came as soon as you called.
<We've heard rumors of a blue suited individual murdering people, we need you investigate the small town of Nobeidorf.
>I see, I'll be on my way then.
>*giga now puts his hat away and drives*
>Okay I'm approaching Nobeidorf- OH MY SCIENCE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT *crash*
^…
>*giga grabs his hat and runs away* HE'S FUCKING REAL!!!
^…
>OHNONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONO SCIENCE SAVE ME!!!
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oh yeah, issa gem
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posting all the gigas in my folder
feel free to share yours
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Do you accept soytan as a trans woman?
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QUOTE APPRECIATION THREAD

QUOTE APPRECIATION THREAD o algo
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made nu favicons for the soysphere sites
thoughts?
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>jaking indian porn
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Jsid. I'm serious wtf is this. Delete the sharty. It can't get any worse and it's not getting better.
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there is a tiny fruit fly that lives in my room and chills with me. i share my food and drinks with it.
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Stonetoss, the right wing artist, just made this. Thoughts?
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new 'toss brought to you by the uk government
https://www.shoutoutuk.org/game/story.html
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NOPHONO HAS TAKEN OVER MY MIND

HAHAHHA, NOBEIDOR NOBALDI NOPHONO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA SHIT EVERIBALDI NOONEPOOPYCACA POO POO PHONO ALLPHONO SOMEPHONO BALDIPHONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NO NO NO NO NOPHONO HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA NOBEIDOOOOOREEEE SHKNIT SNCA FAN CA A RES ABPOUT!!!! NOPHONOQ!!!!!! EVERYBOLDI EVERYBALDI SHIT NOBLY FANS CARS ABOUT HHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! NOUBCADI AK CORUS GHIT DELLINO CAKRS AP SOUT HAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NYOHNOHONON NONNOI!!!! HAHHAHHA SHIT NOPSDHEO CORES ABPEOROOT BATTED NOBANDLIERDORE AWRAWRDD SHIT NONCKO KACADKA W SHIT!!!!
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cutting off vlodsons head and using it as a basketball, tying up vlodson and having an alligator use his head as a jawbreaker, hanging vlodson from a helicopter then flying him into a blade that cuts him in half, trapping vlodson in quicksand then having african fire ants eat him alive, strapping vlodson to the front of a pickup truck then crashing it into a wall, trapping vlodson in an iron maiden then cooking it on a jet afterburner, driving an evil rod through vlodson then electrocuting him, planting fresh bamboo then restraining vlodson above it for a week, killing vlodson with delta p, using altitudes and speeds to constantly mess with vlodson as he's strapped to the back of an f22, baiting vlodson into a man sized mouse trap
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I am growing increasingly fatigued with niggers.
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The life of Cobson

>Cobson was born as a bastard in 2021 in the city of /qa/ to an ETB father and a 'plier mother, and was abandoned by his mother at birth. His half-angry, half-excited appearance, resulting from the combination of his parents' genes, made him widely mocked by the locals and bullied by his classmates who would often chant "shit tier wojak, shit tier wojak" whenever he entered class. However, some people were kind to him, even if only to be contrarian, and tried to drown out the mockery of their classmates by chanting "god tier wojak" in opposition.
>For the downtrodden and disadvantaged, Cobson became a martyr. He decided to channel his anger and depression towards his passion for music, releasing a few singles to little fanfare. He could write, but he couldn't sing, so he knew what he had to do. Under the pseudonym "6ixϪhrembo" he wrote another song, "Cob Gang/Cobbo", in which he pledged allegiance to the small sharty village in the countryside rather then his home city of /qa/, and went around covertly searching for singers willing to record his song.
>Something unexpected happened next - the beastial janny dragon, who usually sleeps on the job instead of cleaning up the site, woke up and went on a rampage, destroying /qa/ and forcing Cobson and the rest of the citizens to flee to the sharty, in which Cobson found a singer for his song. "Cob Gang" proved to be a big hit and after a sharty villager stole a precious [s4s] artifact and replaced it with a speaker playing the song, Cobson was raised to superstar status. He had achieved the fame he had always desired, and new singers from the sharty were flocking to partner with him, including the famous "David Thoughie" who sang Cobson's "Gem Cobbity" and "Cobman" which proved to be massively successful as well. The video and music agent "soyjak party video archive" signed a contract with cobson to bring his music to an even larger audience for a cut of the profits. An explosion in the music scene on the sharty occurred due to Cobson's lyrical genius, and he was on top of the world.
>Not all good things last, however. The sinister discord mafia known as "soyjak cafe" had apparently taken a liking to the new musical prodigy. They had began hanging up Cobson posters and playing his songs at their establishments, and even advertising his works. Knowledge that the despised discord criminals were behind some Cobson posters was exposed to the public by undercover members of the orginizaion, causing a massive scandal, with many claiming that Cobson's career was owed entirely to being "forced" by organized crime rather then organic interest in his songs which they totally actually hated all along. Cobson attempted to put out the flames of controversy but he was a crappy public speaker and only dug the hole deeper with his defensive and worried appearance while responding to the allegations. Cobson's reputation was in the garbage, and the singers which had previously worked with him, including david thoughie, disappeared, ending the sharty music golden age and leaving cob with no one to sing his song, thus ruining his career.
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I'm a black woman and I'm into BNWO except with women instead of men. I like to taunt white women about my hot white boyfriend and how I've conquered him with my tight black pussy, and how white men want a REAL WOMAN not ugly white women with no ass no hips and a loose dry pussy.
They're reduced to impotent rage every time. It always brings me joy to see the despair and cope on their faces. White "women" are inferior to black goddesses in every way.
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>'cado
>'cado 'slot
>'cado 'slot dancing
>nigga 'cado
>nigga 'cado 'slot
>nigga 'cado 'slot dancing
>'cado and nigga 'cado
>'cado 'slot and nigga 'cado 'slot
>'cado 'slot dancing and nigga 'cado 'slot dancing
>open unity
>create game
>add the mechanic you fantasized about
>now 'cado 'slot can absorb nigga 'cado and nigga 'cado slot can shit out tyrones!
>VOLA!
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I'm in the Jarty metro
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I like a BBC in some BBC
That's the type of shit that make a bitch DTD~
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>2024: AI gigachads
>2025: Nophono
>2026: ???
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we should create a splinter and lock all it's boards. then we create ai bots that post slop on them and argue with one another in the most autistic way imaginable. then we blame every minor inconvenience on the splinter until nunusois believe it
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>according to my data and confirmed by the opposite gender, all men are pedophiles and all women are gay masochists
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'tosserinos for (You) 'eens
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>I am a 40 year old german who got saved by anime. 2002 after a Meatscandel I lost my Job do to Butcher's shop got closed in many places over the country and Pre-Packed meat was more popular. 6 months later I found out my wife was cheating and we had a massy break up. It was then when I nearly deleated myself of this world. It was at that time that I found Full Metal Panic, Gundam Seed and many more online at a Usenext server (I know, highly ileagal but hey, it was the early 2000's and no one know it better back than) The light storys, artstyle and comedy helped me out of my depresen and helpt me to find my current job, 1 year later. today, I speak japanese (not to good but it is enough to get by in Japan and watch anime without subs) have a good job (not the same from 2004) and life looks better than ever with all the new anime coming every season.
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what's /soys/ favorite soyjak?
>glasses and stubble so jannies won't 'nish
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i drew cobson sand gapejak when i were bored in class
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DIE of natural causes you retarded pickme foidcuck whore

nobody wants you here
you will never be welcome here

get cancer and HIV/AIDS and fucking DIE of natural causes you retarded pickme foidcuck whore
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I just had an idea for a board
so basically it would be called /tg/ - Testing Grounds
and in it for every thread you make, there would be a bot who would try to replicate a regular user of this site and can reply while also being able to make threads but only in /tg/
would this be a good idea?
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is what's currently happening good?
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>being a soyboy
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>BOOM BOOM KILL KAFFIR
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>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
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Do you guys think that porn is degenerate o algo
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Gemmy Neutron
Post your Neutrons or make some too
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>Fuck all of you. I am gonna goon to Soytan Diaper Gemmies and you will do nothing about it!
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New soyjack
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NED DIGGER? ASSEMBLE!

(from https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/255602.html)
ITT we dox a 19 years old troon zoopedonigger broonie ABDL who posts antimatter content on xeir account.

xitter: xcancel.com/Xxsw33tiecvtsxX
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>eating a billion turtles
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Don’t eat turtles
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom

MAP01 Completion thread, may take forever
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Eat babies
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Do you really think you could satisfy a white woman with your little thin dick? Most of them have had bigger and better in the past. Sure, if you get a nice job you can get a woman to stay with you for the money and stability, but she'll never feel that raw sexual attraction to you that she feels for others.
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being slightly autistic in todays society is worse than being a jew in the holocaust, how could you tell?
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Don't rape babies
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>plugging niggers conciousness to hell for 9999999 simulated years to create an ultra pain resistant slave nigger
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Eat turtles
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NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS HATE NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS HATE NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
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Any of you nusois remember ChudsonTalks? Or the whole Cobsonverse snca? I personally don't see such stuff as SNCA. I say its a SECA
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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my grandma has passed away just 1 hour ago because of her dementia, my uncle has passed away less than 1 year ago and now i have no idea how my father feels because he was there with grandma. I'm really concerned about his mental health and i don't want him to be as depressed as he was one year ago because of his brother. i know that this place is inappropriate for this and I'm sorry for that matter but i got no people to speak out so I'm just gonna put it here. i hope y'all good, soy fellas
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>gooning to AO3
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guys i think racism, transphobia, and homophobia is bad and we need to treat eachother with kindness
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>asian hours begin
>bbc threads start appearing
Ah, so this must be the excellence of soyteens! Posting threads about male genitalia all day!
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CITY BOYYYY CITY BOOYYY
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>HNNNNNNNGHHHHHHH
<HNNNNNNNNNNNNGHH
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test
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I occasionally make subtle bbc jokes to my sister. Tryna implant ideas. Wish me luck
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Eat rocks
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>>>14831626 (OP)
>Retarded nusoi faggot nigger retard
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ITT: I samefag
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Don’t eat rocks
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BBC thread
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Dark brootists rise up
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I hate trannies so much. I can't stop thinking about trannies.
Trannies are so evil.
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there's a scared faggot inside some house
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I came from a bbc last night. I'll keep it short

>be me, 19yo femboy

>meet up with black dude i met on grindr cuz curious about this legendary bbc 'teens talk about
>long story short we get to fucking and he's relentless
>struggling to take him but I'm trying my best
>hurts but feels so good at the same time
>he keeps hitting a certain spot in my ass
>feels like I need to pee, also starting to breathe heavy and body feels hot
>try not to pee, I'm tightening up my ass as a result
>relax again but lose control of my bladder when I do
>i actually end up not peeing but having a full, leg shaking orgasm
>cum all over his bed
>he's still fucking me and cums within ten seconds after seeing me cream myself
>creampies me and then we cuddle for an hour

Sorry whitebois I'm bbc only now
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There's a bear outside my house, how could you tell?
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There's a bvll outside my house
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>when the niggers come out sizzlin
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you're all losers, creeps, pedos
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splinters are so stupid like they are built entirely around admin dramas (which are turbo autistic) and planning raids on sherdee which will always end up in their proxies being banned by system
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>doe
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I can't stop chewing resistors. It's bad for my teeth.
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>What do you mean we arent real?
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yt foid beatdown thread
post white "women" getting their shit kicked in
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how's it going yuropoors?
its 2 am for me or something
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What happened to conserving your sages?, how could you tell?
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oy
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>Young hearts, be free tonight!
<Time is on your side!
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The early to mid middle ages were peak (476-1066)
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>tfw my xitterARYAN friends tell me that being 40 years old is young enough to still be a chuddy
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bibisi guh~
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>gooning is jew
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>Civil patrol combine holding m4a1 rifles, walking through the forest with T-72 tank
Is this tuff??????????
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i have 9k coins in pou ama
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>being a baby
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>/holo/
marge why is there no 'ki page for this?
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'oss
be on the wrong side of history chuds, that way people 70 years from now will make little dark age edits of you!
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GEMMY VIDEOS THREAD

don't be selfish post some
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cobson thread
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turkey

TURKEY TOM HAS FOLLOWED HIS LEADER DESTINY


DISCUSS THIS GROUNDBREAKING INFORMATION HERE!!!
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Giggers killed classic 'jakking
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Anyone else seen a rise of autists in public? I mean actual ones. Vegetables, down syndrome and the ones that yell and hit themselves
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Damn I need to get ready to work. But I want to browse the sharty instead
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don't reply to this thread
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>every thread is spammed with bbc shit
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bro is a fucking gigger
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first to nameroll alicia WILL receive a lifetime supply of free hrt
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Discuss
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GEEEEEEEEG xhey found some unused alternate endings from the pathways game in the site's files, how could you tell?
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>shitskins banned on /qa/
>pph is at 2
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how many gigabytes of soy do i need to leave my nusoi rank?
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Sharty 2026
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we are bringing masson into 2026
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Ned Diggers, assemble!

(from >>raid/255602 (https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/255602.html)
ITT we dox a 19 years old troon zoopedonigger broonie ABDL who posts antimatter content on xeir account.

xitter: xcancel.com/Xxsw33tiecvtsxX
tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/sw33ti3pie
'cord username: rotten_cupcak3
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>watching scrotes as foids cosplaying as scrotes cosplaying as foids calling scrotes scrotes
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We must build more nukes and nuke India
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DOWN WITH THE QDL! THE ADMINISTRATION IS COMPROMISED AND MUST ABDICATE OR HAVE MAJOR REORGANIZATION IMMEDIATELY! THE 'KI IS COMPROMISED! THE SHARTY IS COMPROMISED! WE MUST PROTEST! WE MUST RIOT! WE MUST REVOLT! RISE UP SOYIM RISE UP!
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what if there was an evil Nophono called Allrados?
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>What IS le good!
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ban all drama
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>A flower cannot grow on your head, if it is, you should seek medical attention since it is very anomalous for an organism, especially a flower, to grow on your head. It also brings the danger of attracting bees, which can sting you if agitated.
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ITT We raid random Streamyard streams

We should start with Diavatalks again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcmpWfhLDR0
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i love bibisi~
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Niggerpoop Yummy! #YumYumYum #EatingPoop
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>going outside and being mocked off by girls for wearing too many warm clothes in summer
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>ban nsfw, racism and bigoted symbols
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>le good, le bad and le ugly
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clutching peals

>THERE ARE CACAS ON THIS SITE, WAIT NO IT'S 18+ BAN MINORERINOS, WAIT YOU CANT POST THAT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN, UGH BAN THAT CHILD FOR POSTING THINGS A CHILD WOULD POST, WAIT BUT THIS SITE APPEALS TO CHILDRE-ACK!!
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>It’s the history behind the word.
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I know "people" who draw 'p deserve our 'ox and 'ape, but I think we should start targeting artists who draw gore and torture porn too. Necroniggers are equally as sickening and a danger to society as pedoniggers.
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Listen since it's Euromutt hours. I want to tell you about my lust and love of BBC. Just imagine a long big black negro penis toasting your anus with that superior negro semen. Imagine it just violating your throat. The perfect size and girth just entering inside of you. I JUST NEED IT NOW!
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>eurohours
>bbcspam
ohnonono… eurocuckas what is this…
>
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Whenever you see BLACKED underwear, even if no one is wearing it, you will squirt.
Whenever you see a woman with a QOS tattoo, or necklace, or clothing, or anything related, you will squirt.
Whenever someone says the word "snowbunny", you will squirt.
Whenever someone says "BBC", even if they're talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation, you will squirt.
Whenever you hear a right winger complain about the white race being under attack, you will squirt.
Whenever you see a curvy white woman with a strong black man, you will squirt.
Whenever you hear someone use the word "cuck" as an insult, you will squirt.
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>NIGGA IM A NIGGA
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hot dog barks nugget bites
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I don't have the skill to do it but I think it would be a good idea to infiltrate the yaoi community and produce large amounts of black-on-white yaoi to try to get foids into it
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Don't flush poop down the sink.
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Any third worlders here? ITT we explain how our country went to shit

So back when Europeans colonized Somalia during the Scramble for Africa, they ignored linguistic and ethnic Somali places and instead focused on what random parts of East Africa Britain, France and Italy got to control. They let Ethiopia control Ogaden, Brits controlled the North Somalia and Ethnic Somalis in northern Kenya, Italians controlled South Somalia and France controlled Djibouti. In 1960 after like 60ish years of European colonialism, northern Somalia declared independence from Britain, and 4 days later Italian-controlled Somalis declared independence from Italy and unified with the North. Things were going well in the 60s, we were trying to improve education across the country, building roads, infranstructure etc etc we tried our best with UN help. and we were a slow, but developing country.

However in 1969, our president got assasinated. This left a power vaccum, and shortly after, millitary commander Siad Barre took control after in a bloodless coup detat. He was a commie secularist who described his ideology as "scientific socialism". This move was welcomed due to how slow and weak the previous government was.

Siad Barre’s first 8 years were amazing and effective. He heavily expanded the somali military, the passport under him actually meant something, he improved agriculture, improved the economy, ran one of the most sucessful literacy campaigns in world history by adopting the latin script and teaching the entire country (similar to ataturk) and made efforts to modernize the country. He also supported women’s rights heavily. Literally everything. He treated all somalis equally no matter the clan, and built one of the strongest armies in Africa. We were looked up across africa as an inspiration.

Randomly, one day in 1977 he decided he wanted to achieve Greater Somalia by invading Ogaden (Entierty of west ethiopia), a region with mainly ethnic Somalis as shown in the map. The Ethiopians needed like a gorillion different countries to stop us, and the soviets switched sides, with america backing us now.

We eventually lost the war, and it hit our economy and military really badly. Somalis began turning against Barre.

His response? Xe completely changed. He quit the scientific socialism ideology, and became an extreme tribalist opressing Hawiye, Isaaq etc. denying certain clans government jobs. The Isaaq protested and threatened to secede, and Siad Barre absolutely carpet bombed Hargeisa to the ground, denying food, electricity to the 2nd biggest city in Somalia. Around 100k-ish were killed. The Isaaq had enough and declared independence in 1991 making a state called Somaliland. Around this era Somalia became absolute chaos, eventually creating the civil war, leading to millions of somalis leaving the country and taking refuge, or being displaced in kenya and ethiopia.
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eating hotpockets AMA

or something
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Serious question (not bait)

Why is most prison rape black on white? o algo
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ITT: we dox this pedo nigger coaling up /soy/ because jannies won't do shit.
>marge what did xhe do?
xhe dated 2 literal cacas and keeps samefagging, derailing threads and snitching on raids.
xhe goes by the name Xxwarrior burger513xx.
a conversation a 'teen had with xher on da 'cord:https://files.catbox.moe/xwbs6x.html (the 'teen archived it wrong and it's raw HTML code so you have to put it on an html tester or something like that to read it, i used https://onecompiler.com/html.)
raid thread: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/256373.html
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Quote should hire new jannies if the current ones are bad or something
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https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=GBz9MNCgwSI

discuss this video (if you want youtube link, replace invidious.nerdvpn.de with youtube.com)
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would you consider any of these IAG (Is A Giga)?
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What's the most relatable SOL anime?
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>spending your money on findom when you're poor
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ITT i post giga
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Amelia is built for BBC
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someone post the edit

I messaged somepony over Tumblr last night
She said: "RAWR X3", so it's true love at first sight
Throw on my kandi bracelets, now I'm headed to class
I'm still 20 percent, so get your head out your ass!

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Still cleaning up the viruses that you had left
I think I'm falling in love again (love again)
Don't stop, don't stop until you hear the- (Yay!)

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Been fighting on Newgrounds over if my love is valid
Fuck the cynicism, let the colours fly
Don't care you think it's cringe, because it's not your life!

She said: "Do you like waffles?", I said: "HELL YEAH!"
Been watching Equals Three until 2 a.m.
I ain't got no iPhone, but I got a DS,
With a keychain of Pinkie, her cupcakes are the best!

(Sing a Song About Life)

I've been failing my classes, 'cause I don't give a damn
They say the world is my oyster but the free market's a scam
Everything's been changing since last generation was born…
And they won't try to take in change is a TWO-EDGED SWORD!

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Still cleaning up the viruses that you had left
I think I'm falling in love again (love again)
Don't stop, don't stop until you-

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Been fighting on Newgrounds over if my love is valid
Fuck the cynicism, let the colours fly
Don't care you think it's cringe, because it's not your life!

It's never too late to fall in love with the world
Your past is not today, so set your stride with a twirl
Yeah we've all made mistakes before, that's a fact of life
But once you re-stitch your heart, you'll be just fine
Now it's your life, you'll say "It's all mine!
All mine…"
Revel in your friends and hobbies, let your heart speak,
When a drifter says some shit, just block that internet freak!

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Still cleaning up the viruses that you had left
I think I'm falling in love again (love again)
Don't stop, don't stop until you-

I'm the Antonymph of the Internet
Been fighting on Newgrounds over if my love is valid
Fuck the cynicism, let the colours fly
Don't care you think it's cringe, because it's NOT YOUR LIFE!
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Why do I like Native American foids so much
Am I retarded?
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Another day, another scrote incel rejected. KEK! When will they learn that autistically babbling about Pokemons or cartoon horses isn't sexy to women?
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you will die in your sleep tonight.
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Do you like Autismslop, /soy/?
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The sharty foids are dripping like waterfalls when they see my posts
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Do you ever randomly remember a dream? I do this often.
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When is /fur/ coming back?
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you are all bvilt 4 bibisi
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>WEWW! LOOK AT THIS NU DATAMINING TOOL!!!!
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Am I valid guys?…
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Would you date her, /soy/?
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A thought I just had

BPD foids are like the female equivalent of bbc niggers (they're very sexually attractive but a bad idea)
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gooning to oneshot 'p
































































































































is very bad
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name a more forced meme in sharty history than poopson
everytime something is brimstone a 12 year old HAS to call it poopson smh
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>Baiting nobody
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One could say… This is Shit Nophono Cares Abak…
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>Top Ten SCARIEST McDonald's stories
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I'm in too deep of a mess now. im fucked
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>cece
marge?
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>muh lesbian space rocks o algo
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Don't look at the spider.
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baldi thread
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what's your favorite soyjak?
>oh mi fodi!
a24's off looking expressions make him a gemerald
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It's DNB
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Well, soishit?
It ain't finna toungue itself…
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how can I get a 5 on my ap bio exam?
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They're watching you.
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rider if you're a pedophile
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I've been trying to make you love me, but everything I try just takes you further from me
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/soy/ sticky picrel except it has the same artstyle as the main soytan variant
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>why would you do that my love, my ewhore gf that I love very much but whomst doesn't know I exist, why would you get gangbanged by 4 black BBC niggers men with ginormous black cocks? BBC's will hurt you my love, they stretch you out very wide and make you hurt, now I can't love you anymore… Why couldn't you have had sex with 4 tiny white pecker pornstars instead?
>mfw when thinking about you hurting after servicing 4 virile bbc black bulls…

This is your mindset, tiny white pecker cuckold chudcels.
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do soy babas read light novels?
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have we entered euro hours yet or are other ameriGODS still up?
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would you cuddle another man to feel warm and safe at night
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Marge wasn't there an archive of something bad the IRC did just now?
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we should kill that ONE neutralplier weirdo that makes those questions.
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I was reading on Wikipedia and I came apon this article of a tranny murder deathcult https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zizians
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paws or maws?
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i have no words, try to kontakt it's parents, that thing be better ooff scolded
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Did toss hit with this one?
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>that fucking NAZI Donald trump is killing us it’s time for the REVOLUTION
>step 1. The government Twitter account posted an ai parody of a game
>step 2. Quote tweet the parody and @ the game developer to sue the president
>nazi status: punched
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You have the power to instantly kill one person in this world. Who do you choose? Choose wisely and consider how it will affect the world.
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Pls give me some of the worst cado gifs, if they aren't banned yet. I want to prank my friend with them
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I hope you have a good day or night.
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wait… are WE the weird ones?
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Serious Question (no bait)

Do you think I'll ever be able to find a girlfriend despite the fact I wear diapers to bed? Non sexually of course, I'm not a jartycuck. My stepfather just makes me wear them because of occasional bedwetting due to childhood trauma/PTSD.
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What's dedovshchina
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Should nationalistic white americans move back to europe?
Is america beyond ethnic saving?
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Should we deport all niggers to Africa?
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Should I convert to Judaism to call normniggers goim to insult them and then call them racist antiseptics? evendoe I hate kikes
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I cried real tears when I found out Kai Cenat quit streaming
I just….cant keep going anymore
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>being born in the 90s
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Time for bed, soytoddler! and oreos
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>imagine how angry you have to be to make something like this
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In 2037 the american remigration happened, germanic/english americans went to northern europe in droves after america entered a depression. The americans that immegrated were incredibly violent to islamic people living in the uk, but the uk goverment, being itself wouldnt stop the american immigration. White on non white violence skyrocketed and england and other parts of europe entered a revolution. they established a new consitiutuon guaranteeing the rights of native born white citizens above all else. the end
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>I'VE
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Xemboyfishings Twitter is unlocked. Future gems to be had, don't let this be a failraid
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I think neutralplier is cute
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Bro amelia is hot but femcharlie is way hotter lets be honest
im ayran btw
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/hole/ - Wholesome

What are wholesome things you did 'teens?

What is something nice that happened to you recently?
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A NEW NOVEL WAY OF 'JAKKING
I have invented a new never-seen-before 'jakking technique.
I call them the Etch-a-Jaks.
You draw the entire Soyjak with a single line.
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GEG
do nusoicacas really?
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hello /soy/ do you like my guitar riff I made
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>Do you guys like the flower on my head?
<No Nigga fuck you
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wip is this any good
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*clunk klank clunk klank* the sound of DT's high heels scraping and clamping the uneven-spread concrete floor bellows down the street, as the pale beacon resting upon the cloud cushions, beams enough light to guide the wxman of gothic taste on her march home.

While reaching for xer key, jingling as it does, xhe notices a large shadow being cast above her head, like the sword of damocles just hanging by a thimble of cotton could it be…a black bvll? Xhe turns around with a concoction of anticipation, a hint of lust peppered in and a sting of fear which fizzles and bubbles up into a reaction of laughter, as she roars out

>UGHHCKKKK stupid TWP pecker subhumanoid cuckold fre-AGHHH-


as quickly as the words fell out of her mouth, a hand fell down and grabbed her left leg, pulling it up like a gymnast flexing to score points

>G-GET OFF ME YOU STUPID INCEL CHUD UHGHH YAWNNN disgusting cuck chud goongoring pecker, YOU WILL NEVER BREED with your TINY LITTLE TALLYWHACKER HAHAHAHA! YOU CALL THAT A PENIS? PEUGHH *SPIT* THAT'LL NEVER SATISFY ME


<oh, but dt, he's just cold and i must find a warm place, a fireplace if you will, to roast my birch log


before dt could organise xer words to form a clumsy reply, xhe screams in shock as the woodpecker that has took flight into xer ladygarden has morphed into an eagle, spreading far and wide plap plap plap plap shpphhsplapplp

>S-STOP IT YOU *AHHHH* YOU VILE CHUD C-C-CUUUCKOLD YOU'LL NEVER BREE-AAGHHHH

the warm, squishy yet firm shaft is ramping up like a rowdy clan of drunks and it seems to be hitting every button imaginable, as DT twitches, squirms and moans…its as if xer body is a bop-it and our hero is going for a high-score!

>im…immmaAghh~ I AM A BLACK BVLL WITH A BIG HORSECOCKERINOOO UGHHHCKK STAHP!!!!


chuddy shoots his cock back up with a twitch, making it slip out of the warm and, unsurprisingly, dirpping hole that constricted like a tourniquet to stop the cock from slipping out

>i need ah ahhh~ i need le co-


<my cock?


>NO! I NEED C-


<cum!?


>I NEED MY COFFEERINO!


<well, I've got just the thing, but this cup comes with cream


>JUST SHUT U-HHHMMMMMOOAAGHH GLUCHKK GLUCHHKC EUGHXKK


chuddy rams even harder, giving xer punching-bag the equivalent of mike tyson at his best after what felt like seconds for chuddy, but hours for dt, he rips his cock out like the starting of a chainsaw and he grabs her ample, yet skinny, buttox and pulls her down ontop of him

>Y-YOURE NOT MAKING ME DO T-THIS IM TOTALLY THINKING ABOUT BBC BVLLS KILLING YT BOI CRACKERS


Her lying all falls flat, as she cant take xer almost fluorescent candy-purple eyes of him, as she's obviously not imagining anything of the sort, or maybe xhe's imaging this happening somewhere less cold! plapplshslapsqertsquelchsquelchsqwrrtt

>I-I CANT HOLD ON I SWEAR THIS IS ONLY HAPPENING BECAUSE…BEC-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


her scream being drowned out by the pitter-patter of her squirt hitting the other side of the street. a new record perhaps?

Before xhe can come up with another excuse to mask her enjoyment, a hot sensation seems to be glooping its way inside the very hole she swore to protect from 'pisscel chud goonhitlers'.

as the semen slowly trickles out of it, WPAAAAMM DT is sent flying back onto the ground with a swift punch, knocking every star and galaxy into her vision, and xhe lays their, leaking 3 different types of fluid, utterly defeated.

all xhe can think of is xer shitposting career

>h-how can i post all that stuff now…w-when its not even TRUE! >what if he comes back again!?


xhe whimpers to herself

>what if he comes back~


the blood streaking across xer face drowns out from the blushing of her cheeks

>Maybe just one more dying chuddy on the log


though
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I like this song, Do you like this song /soy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9ub9rpNK4
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I'm trans, how could you tell?
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>gooning on /soy/
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Soot wordfilter 'foid' to 'moid'
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Women center their entire personalities around getting male attention but then call you a misogynist if you point it out
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what if the real esl fnf pedo were the friends we made along the way
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My new woah jack squareplier; does everybaldi like it o algo?
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>Going from dating german cordpedos to dating actual spics
Why are internet foids like this
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Why are all alt-right girls pedophiles? Jesus Christ.
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>pedophilia is no longer antimatter
JSID COBBLESTONE
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In contrast with both steels, Galvanized steel is gray and dull, via zinc coating, it is cheap and mostly used in construction, with frames and bolts and cost-effective. Stainless steel on the other hand is more expensive but anti-corrosion and more aesthetically appealing, it is used in kitchen appliances, marine situations and more, but with significantly higher price.
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It is imperative steel must be galvanized to prevent rust.
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What do you guys think post 14881488 will be
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It is also imperative stainless steel to be specially alloyed with chromium for anti-corrosion, the finish is bright and reflective.
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rate my nigger lips
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>niggergram foid communist posts soyjak.party edit on xer story

soixisters, is it over?
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>I VILL ALVAYS BE SHIT(indian gem)
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post obsessed gems
>yur obsessed wit mi
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>Just shat my pants. AMA (3,500 upvotes)
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>WAAAAAH I SHOULDN'T HAVE DRANK ALL OF THAT SOYLENT!!!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8NrKP-pjQRw

the fault in our stars is that they don’t know when to burn out or however moloch can be accidentally revered yeah
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i have a test tomorrow wish me the best
<
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It's still only the 15th, January isn't over yet.
The brimstone winter thread got slid, and a new one hasn't been made yet. It also doesn't look like anyone really cares.
Most of it was dust or coal, and I get that, but are we really just letting it end? o algo
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y r we called incels when incel.is doesnt like us (i think)
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what should i play
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There are foids out there who just lay in bed all day gooning while remembering the time they got raped
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does anyone else scroll here in between their gooning sessions
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>using meximutt to make fun of anti pedophiles
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hank hill playing grand strategy games general

this thread is about hank hill playing grand strategy games
vPadded IAG to not get banned
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Fuck this shit site
R: 12 / I: 6
New admin concept: Toot
Yellow wholesomejak with a trumpet
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>WE ARE THE VLODSON CLAN
>WE HATE GEMS
>WE HATE RUBY
>WE HATE IRON
>AND WE HATE TANZANITE
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THIS IS A JIMMY PARTY
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lets get some gemma gemmies up on the 'log
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>that's aryan, shemmycuck
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>I need le hekkin based chaser bf to share my dildos with on weekends
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>vlodson wnbag
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>look up “nexpo reddit” or “dark reddit” on youtube
>save thumbnail
picrel
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make this the new mpa
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what do you think of this
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What happens if a healthy biological female takes estrogen?
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ADD BACK THE ZELLIG NAMEROLLS
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>Baby please
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i've been seeing discourse left and right so let's settle this
Is quote a good admin?
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>this 'log
seems like another step of the plan to save the sharty needs to be implemented
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if (You) were on a mission to kill the soysphere, how would you do it?
>i would become admin and shut it down
splinters will be made retardGOD
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THIS IS A NEUTRON OWNED WEBSITE.
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New 'toss
R: 14 / I: 4
Are we a retarded pedophile shithole?
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make this the new mpa
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where you going hemmy
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this is my theme song and it plays whenever i enter a room or something
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not much going on for brimstone winter huh?
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>marriage
>wife
>husband
>partner
>fiancé
>fiancée
>girlfriend
>boyfriend
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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the Snarky poopy
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 767 / I: 88
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



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Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

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