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 14799263[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>14803091>>14805915

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next

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 14799281[Quote]>>14800322

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Hop on the bus with the dangerous bbc people

 14799318[Quote]

Media pending approval award

 14799686[Quote]>>14800322

attach one of the guns to your TWP so it's weaponized

 14799731[Quote]>>14812505

𝙉𝙪𝙨𝙤𝙞, 𝘾𝙊𝙋𝙔 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙈𝙀𝙎𝙎𝘼𝙂𝙀 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 15 𝘿𝙄𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎 𝙄𝙉 8 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝙊𝙍 𝙀𝙇𝙎𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐’𝙇𝙇 𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃 𝙊𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏…
>

 14799737[Quote]

Gem reference gem Markiplier yes markimoo

 14799776[Quote]>>14812505

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 14799905[Quote]

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>nothing ever happens. let's pull an uno reverso and rob a nigger's dodge charger

 14800322[Quote]>>14801837

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>>14799686
>>14799281
>well chud, the bus ride to the station closest to portland is going to be about 4 hours long, lets hope the bbc men here dont notice our giant bags that has our robbery supplies or the guns attached to our twps, thats the only way were going to survive this…

 14800559[Quote]

approve

 14800571[Quote]

wake up janny

 14800727[Quote]>>14801451

>chud's ringtone goes off and it's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGsTBpYrv94

 14801451[Quote]>>14801457>>14801470

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>>14800727
<chud's phone starts ringing
>fuck, chud, we can't shoot them to death just yet, we're still in a populated area, theyll call the cops before we even get to the location, they all have weapons too… wait, chud, where's the emergency weapon, I need it now
>…well, this might stall them for some time, but let's hope they dont target back on us once theyre finished, we might have to escape the bus on the worst case, what do we do next

 14801457[Quote]>>14801800

>>14801451
they try and sneak off the bus to avoid any confrontation

 14801462[Quote]

Submit to the superior race and be filled with black semen

 14801470[Quote]

>>14801451
rip a black niggers skin off and wear it as a disguise

 14801472[Quote]>>14801800

as you sneak out, take note of their appearance so you can track them down later and orbital strike their neighborhoods

 14801620[Quote]

>>>14800727
><chud's phone starts ringing
>>fuck, chud, we can't shoot them to death just yet, we're still in a populated area, theyll call the cops before we even get to the location, they all have weapons too… wait, chud, where's the emergency weapon, I need it now
>>…well, this might stall them for some time, but let's hope they dont target back on us once theyre finished, we might have to escape the bus on the worst case, what do we do next
chud do you still have that shotgun you had planned for A Certain Event I Cannot Say Here Otherwise Glowniggers Will Shove A Molotov Down My Ass

 14801800[Quote]>>14801820>>14801825>>14801839

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>>14801472
>>14801457
>good, everything is according to plan, we can almost get off the bus
>driver, can you let us get off the bus
^No
>theres a bunch of feral nigg… uhh, dark skinned individuals in the back trying to kill us, please just let us get off
^I'm sorry, but we haven't arrived to a station yet
>bruh
>chud what will we do next

 14801820[Quote]

>>14801800
tell xim theres black kangs in the back to distract them

 14801825[Quote]>>14801990>>14801991

>>14801800
kill the bus driver and hijack the bus

 14801837[Quote]

>>14800322
its a gem

 14801839[Quote]>>14801990>>14801991

>>14801800
kill the bus driver and then place a kfc wing next to him so the cops think niggers did it

 14801990[Quote]>>14802001

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>>14801839
>>14801825
>great idea chud, we can shift the blame to the niggers and we can go straight to portland without changing our means of transportation
>driver what is that
^huh-ACK!
>this is our chance, chud… wait what do we do with the 10+ niggers in the back

 14801991[Quote]

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>>14801839
>>14801825
>great idea chud, we can shift the blame to the niggers and we can go straight to portland without changing our means of transportation
>driver what is that
^huh-ACK!
>this is our chance, chud… wait what do we do with the 10+ niggers in the back

 14802000[Quote]

Posted it again award

 14802001[Quote]>>14803087

>>14801990
split the bus in half with your gun so all the niggers get acked

 14802076[Quote]

Bumo

 14803087[Quote]>>14803361>>14803561

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>>14802001
>ok, chud, the niggers are still distracted, I drive the bus and you go and ambush them, we can still frame it as infighting
>what the fuck the survivors are alerted

 14803091[Quote]>>14803817

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 14803109[Quote]>>14803131

Marge

 14803131[Quote]

>>14803109
it's a choose your adventure thread

 14803254[Quote]

slf bump

 14803258[Quote]

A glistening beacon in a sea of coal. During dnb hours nonetheless. Bumo

 14803342[Quote]


holy gem

 14803361[Quote]>>14803798

>>14803087
They get stuck in a traffic jam with a police cruiser ahead of them

 14803504[Quote]

this is basically what an old friend tried getting me tk do with him minus the burglarly

 14803561[Quote]>>14803678

>>14803087
can you wield the weapons of niggers you killed?

 14803637[Quote]

>Taking time to draw an entire background instead of just trying to just get the point across

 14803654[Quote]

gem thread i want to see how this goes

 14803678[Quote]


 14803715[Quote]

𝙉𝙪𝙨𝙤𝙞, 𝘾𝙊𝙋𝙔 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙈𝙀𝙎𝙎𝘼𝙂𝙀 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 15 𝘿𝙄𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎 𝙄𝙉 8 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝙊𝙍 𝙀𝙇𝙎𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐’𝙇𝙇 𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃 𝙊𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏…
>

 14803724[Quote]

almost done o algo

 14803798[Quote]>>14803940

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>>14803361
>thank fauci we managed to kill all of the niggers chud, now we just have to drive for 10 hours and we're there… and now we're in a traffic jam with cops basically in front of us. what will we do next

 14803817[Quote]


 14803923[Quote]

MEGABVMO

 14803940[Quote]>>14804554

>>14803798 act naturalphono, the cops wont notice if i dont look odd o algo

 14804554[Quote]

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>>14803940
>great, it seems like the cops arent even looking at us, we just need to hide the corpses then pull them back out to fake a bbc orgy scene once the coast is clear

 14804565[Quote]

Going to sleep now, please keep this thread up I swear I wont be such a lazy faggot tomorrow

 14805620[Quote]

up

 14805639[Quote]

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 14805798[Quote]

Bumping this gemerald

 14805806[Quote]

shit pooner thread

 14805915[Quote]

>>14799263 (OP)
Cut off his willy

 14808593[Quote]

bumo

 14810353[Quote]

bumo

 14810388[Quote]>>14810421>>14811462>>14811656

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>chud, you finished with hiding the corpses? well here's some bad news for you, a few metres away from us is a station for this bus with unsuspecting normgroids waiting to board, what will we do next

 14810421[Quote]

>>14810388
wrong side award but nobaldi cares

 14810665[Quote]

bump

 14811385[Quote]>>14811809

slf bump 2 im trans btw

 14811462[Quote]>>14812454

>>14810388
tell them that there's a pregnant XXL plus sized trans woman on board so there isn't room for them and they should stop being selfish little fucks

 14811656[Quote]>>14812454

>>14810388
tell them that the bus is not in service because of damages or something

 14811809[Quote]

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 14811867[Quote]

slfs, I was at work all day and you fags only gave this poor effortGOD 12 reppies

 14812454[Quote]>>14812477

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>>14811656
>>14811462
>we safely passed them, that was a close call, but we still have the cops that we have to avoid, by the way you should go steal the niggers' weapons and shoot them again just in case theyre not dead, because its preety suspicious that some of them just died while being shot in such non lethal parts…
>ah shit here we go again

 14812457[Quote]

up

 14812477[Quote]

>>14812454
get knocked to the ground by the chair the nigger is ramming you with but shoot him with your TWP gun when you're down

 14812505[Quote]

>>14799776
>>14799731
>I'm tired of shitskins coaling up my website (ev&oe I'm a shitskin as well)
>Randomly bans 4 countries
>Comments still coal
Was he retarded?

 14812560[Quote]>>14812601>>14812621>>14812689

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^Man I think there's some gorilla noises coming from back there or something, it seems like its from that bus or something, do you hear that or something
^Kill yourself obsessed burger or something

 14812601[Quote]>>14812629

>>14812560
are the cops lazy and self hating or something

 14812621[Quote]>>14812986

>>14812560
challenge the niggers to a rap battle

 14812629[Quote]

>>14812601
No the one in the right just didnt hear it

 14812689[Quote]>>14812986

>>14812560
throw at severed bbc at them or something

 14812986[Quote]

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>>14812689
>>14812621
>here, chud, use these as microphones and challenge them to a rap battle to distract them
>starts playing nigger music
>dont ask me why I brought bbc dildos to a heist, but these will probably work

 14813543[Quote]

slf bump 3

 14814595[Quote]

why is this gem burried, you niggers dont deserve gemmy log fuck you

 14814930[Quote]>>14814940>>14814976

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<chud starts rapping in gibberish
>wait, chud, I just found out that nigger youre rapping is a fucking rapper by the name of big schlong dong, and ishowspeed out of all people just arrived here and is fucking livestreaming your rap battle with him because his chat is spammed by bsd fans who just spotted him on camera, and if you lose youre probably gonna face a lifetime of humiliation because of how fast word spreads over the fact that youre already established your reputation as an alt right bigot, but if you win I dont know if whats gonna happen to us, what will we do next

 14814937[Quote]

BSD is the nigger wearing black btw

 14814940[Quote]>>14815192

>>14814930
chud starts dancing like crazy

 14814976[Quote]

>>14814930
Become pals

 14815192[Quote]>>14815200

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>>14814940
<chud starts dancing
>ok it seems like your moves made the niggers look calmed down enough, maybe we can try making peace with them now, but now with the bus being caught on stream we are so going to get suspected and raped by police later with this being a big fucking piece of evidence, what will we do next

 14815200[Quote]>>14815943

>>14815192
make a deal with the niggers to defend you from those racist ass wypipo police

 14815943[Quote]>>14816020

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>>14815200
>they agree to truce, we just need to bribe them, luck is finally back on our side, man… what? you don't have any chicken anymore? now what do we use to substitute it for a peace offering?

 14816007[Quote]

>One image takes a millenium to make and each one has more errors than the last
I guess the people just got fed up

 14816020[Quote]>>14816036>>14816097>>14816156

>>14815943
uhh just tell them that the racist wypipo too your chicken or something

 14816036[Quote]

>>14816020
*took i meant

 14816097[Quote]

>>14816020
the racist wypipo are made of kfc

 14816156[Quote]>>14816168>>14816182>>14816208

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>>14816020
>uhh the racist wypipo outside took our remaining chicken, wanna team up to help us get it back?
>yes yes fucking finally

 14816168[Quote]>>14816172

>>14816156
uhhh go outside now o algo when the train heckin stops

 14816172[Quote]

>>14816168
This is a bus o algo

 14816182[Quote]>>14816493

>>14816156
Join the gang, go to their hood and kill other niggers

 14816202[Quote]

drive to the hood for backup

 14816208[Quote]>>14816493

>>14816156
Lead the niggers to the cops and dip when they start chimping out on the raycist ass police or something

 14816493[Quote]>>14817042>>14820932>>14821239

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>>14816208
>>14816182
>this is good, now with the wave of people gone since they finished watching our rap battle and two allies we only need to drive 10 more hours to get to the location after we get out of this shitskinned traffic jam with the cops still in front of us

 14816750[Quote]

momcord stop baiting me why do I have to go to sleep when the thread just started getting gemmy

 14817042[Quote]

>>14816493
Drive directly into the traffic jam because one cop called out to you because he heard nigger music

 14820893[Quote]

page 19 bump

 14820932[Quote]

>>14816493
not sure what to do now other than brainstorm our next steps and wait

 14821239[Quote]

>>14816493
give the 2 niggas fent and release them to distract the cops



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