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▶ №14816109[Quote] [Voice Chat]

>Greetings sir you're at McDonald's what is your order?
<I uhhh…. I would like a small serving of fries… a filet of fish and a diet coke
>Alright, your order is being proceeded

▶ №14816124[Quote]>>14816141

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*Meanwhile at another table*
^WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG FOR MY GOYSLOP TO BE MADE SCIENCE FUCKING DAMN IT

▶ №14816138[Quote]>>14816145

what happens next?

▶ №14816141[Quote]>>14816154

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>>14816124
>Hey chud look at this dude banging on the table so angry!

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>>14816138
Chud orders himself some food asking what will Nate order for himself and for caca

▶ №14816153[Quote]>>14816173

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>Alright Nate I ordered myself some food what are you having

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>>14816141
^SHUT IT FUCKING BIGOT, YOU DONT KNOW HOW HARD MY STRUGGLE IS RIGHT NOW

▶ №14816160[Quote]>>14816174

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>>14816154
^I AM HAVING A REALISTIC PANIC ATTACK RIGHT NOW

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<Yeah uhh I'll have a cheeseburger, hold the pickles and uhh a medium sproke. For the kid, a happy meal
^brrr skibdi dop dop yes yes

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>>14816153
<Well, I ain't came to this fancy restaurant to order a blowjob. Did I?
>Who the fuck are you?

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>>14816160
…

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>>14816162
vWHAT IN LE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT THING, IS THAT A HECKIN RACIST WHITE NAZI BIGOT BABY?! GRRRRR GRRRRRRRR I PUNCH HECKIN BIGOTS LIKE YOU!

▶ №14816186[Quote]>>14816196

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>>14816178
/his finger bones break while trying to hit caca while dealing no damage to caca (too low on calcium)/
^broda was i wa

▶ №14816190[Quote]>>14816253

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Can I get 4 big macs, extra cheese, 2 gallons of coke, no ice and 5 fries with extra MSG or something

▶ №14816196[Quote]>>14816211

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>>14816186
Ooh, ooh, alright.

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Uh. Can I get a salad and a water or nothing.

▶ №14816207[Quote]>>14816254>>14816258

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>>14816174
<STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PERSON HAVING A PANIC ATTACK JUST LIKE IN CELESTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD

▶ №14816211[Quote]>>14816227

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>>14816196
vI see how you want it.

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>>14816211
vGAUUUUUGHHHHH AUUUGHHHH AHHHHH

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<Well, that just happened!

▶ №14816240[Quote]>>14816253

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>>14816227
/soyak kicks nate with all of his strength/
>Sir you are causing a scene you need to leave McDonald's

▶ №14816246[Quote]>>14816268

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>>14816227
vAHHHHHH GAUUUUUHHHH AU AUG GHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AASUGUGH

▶ №14816247[Quote]>>14816301

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>>14816178
<LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE YOU RETARDED 'CORD NIGGER FPEDO NIGGER
nate pulls out his phone
<ITT: WE DOX THIS OBSESSED PEDONIGGER WHO INSULTED MY BROTHER
<>Marge
<SOME BALD SUBHUMAN AT GOYDONALDS
<>Why
<>HE WANTS TO BEAT UP MY LITTLE BROTHER (WHOS JUST A BABY) FOR MAKING HIM LEAK. ALSO HE'S A PPEBBITOR OR SOMETHING
<>who
<XIS NAME IS SOYAK AND HE'S CURRENTLY AT THIS GOYDONALDS AND IS LEAKING XIS CLITTY

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>>14816190
>>14816240
Kill yourself obsessed faggot

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>>14816207
>yeah xister, that bigot is just not media literate enough and doesn't understand childhood trauma, I'm posting this on bluesky so all my cordxisters can validate me and laugh at that fucking chud

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>>14816207
>>14816254
>I'm not laughing I swear I'm not laughing bro, real pfft- real shit

▶ №14816263[Quote]>>14816278

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>>14816254
<I just posted your bluesky post on r/196 and it already has over 1k upvotes

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>>14816246
vWell, if I can not kill this bigoted infant, maybe I can do it in this form.

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>>14816254 (replying to my own comment)
>blue sky??? Isn't that the studio that made the ice age movies or something, did you know they were shut down in 2021 because (proceeds to say snca trivia about animated movies)
<who asked?

▶ №14816278[Quote]>>14816369

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>>14816263
>thanks valid xueen, my bluesky post didn't get any views prior because bluesky is dead and has no active users, I should've posted that on twitter but the bigot Elon Musk won't let me

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>>14816268
vGAUUUUGH
*throws a chair and smashes a window*

▶ №14816301[Quote]>>14816329>>14816397

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>>14816247
>erm…what le fuck are you doing?

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>>14816275
>uhh umm sorry (adds this into social rules book)

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>>14816301
>Is that a four-chan, a nazi website full of hacker nazis and scary killers from my heckin "mysterious 4chan thread" videos?

▶ №14816369[Quote]>>14816385

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>>14816278
>It reached over 10k upvotes and there are hundreds of redditors supporting us!

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>>14816369
>no way, I didn't realize because I was too busy gooning

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>>14816301
*grabs you by the neck and pulls you up to my head*
vYOU, I WANT YOU TO KILL HIM. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE IS, KILL EVERYONE, KILL ANYTHING, THEY ARE ONLY EXPANDABLE. KILL AND KILL.

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>>14816397
If not, well.
*starts scraping a little bit of your skin using my nails*

▶ №14816426[Quote]

blessed thread

▶ №14816445[Quote]>>14816489

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>>14816268
>OYYYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
<We have reports of tall, skinny creature that commits acts of violence with cannibalistic tendencies, were there any escapees from the asylum recently?
^Roger that, moving on

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>>14816445
vYou, Nathaniel Higgerson, I have always HATED and HATED you from the very start when I first saw you, I already knew what my objective was when I saw you. To KILL YOU.
*starts grabbing Nate on the neck and starts scraping a little bit of his skin slowly using my nails* and oreos

▶ №14816504[Quote]>>14816535

shit thread

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>>14816504
gem thread

▶ №14816568[Quote]>>14816606>>14816650

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>>14816489
*shoots the creature stopping him from attacking Nate*
>DIE YOU FUCKER
<EVERYONE GET DOWN
<CAPTURE THIS NIGGER
^*flashes everyone making them forget everything*

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>>14816568
VGAUUUUGH, Ah, agents, it's been a long time since I have been long defeated by individuals like you, but, do not forget, I always come back.
*collapses*

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absolute kino

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>>14816568
>*ties up the creature*
>You're going with us
^*calls the asylum*

▶ №14816666[Quote]>>14816679

somebody looks like that and says those things

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>>14816666
check em

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*Meanwhile from afar…*
^Ah, well, Feralwalker, it seems like you have failed me, hmmm, I think I know someone who cares about my shit.
*opens cellphone*
^Nobaldi, I have an objective for you.

▶ №14816720[Quote]

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>McDonald's creature attack incident, January 14th, 2026
>On this day well known individuals Nate Higgers with his little brother and our recruit Chud were making an order at McDonald's when they suddenly got attacked by a man. After that an unknown creature appeared, attacking Nate Higgers and slowly ripping his face off. FBI was sent to this place while our recruit Chud shot the creature, after that everyone were flashed, a creature was tied up and sent to Asylum

▶ №14816724[Quote]>>14816734

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I'm the OP from this thread so thank you for continuing it

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>>14816724
falseflag but i would say this too

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>>14816734
i'm the OP of this thread this pic was MPAing and i thought he falseflagged as me

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>>14816734
The MPA raped me but I was the OP from a thread that this one is continuing
My evidence? Because I said so

▶ №14816762[Quote]>>14816781

can anyone 'chive this and put it in happenings

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>>14816762
I'll try to do it

▶ №14816792[Quote]>>14816805

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>kek, seems like the FBIcvcks forgot about me though

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man this thread was so fun it reminded me of the times when i used to participate in forum rpgs, i still love the Dark Brotherhood ressurection thread from some The Elder Scrolls forum

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>>14816792
>Come with me, brother, or else they will spot us, also, we need to follow Nophonos objective to assassinate Nate Higgers though.

▶ №14816814[Quote]>>14816820>>14816826

archived!
https://archive.ph/jjRJh

▶ №14816820[Quote]

>>14816814
can you put it on megalodon? archive.ph doesn't open for me

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>>14816814
okay hold on


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