/calm/ Merry Christmas and My Semi-Retirement

Merry Christmas, my Shroompoopas. It's been a good eight months and the site has come very far. When the Schlog was sold, there was a lot of uncertain and doubt. There was a dark cloud cast over that site and things went from bad to worse. I'm glad that site is soon to be a year in the past in a couple of months and in its place there's a better website and community. Right before the Schlog was being sold there were a lot of controversies, drama and freaks. The sewers were full and were leaking into the streets like some street in Mumbai. Now all of that is in the past and frankly I told Froot I could do a better job and I did it. At the time I was just a lowly janjan and only volunteered to sweep it up because even I noticed the shit flood.

Ok. You don't care, that's fine. I'm retiring because I don't have that much time to put on this site anymore and thought of retiring either on December or January. I thought of trying to make it to April but that's too optimistic. My goal is already complete so this site just needs to have an admin that won't randomly disappear forever with the database and server keys. The Booru drama made me realize I simply don't care anymore. Playing politics on a soy website is gay and I'd rather just relax and enjoy things as a normal user than have to deal with the headache of kissing either side's ass. I gave it to Catter because Broot didn't want it and Doll was in that Booru drama so I wanted someone neutral who did not give a single fuck about anything outside of this site

So SNCA aside we've made some gems these past eight months. We can make more. I'll still be around probably. Just as a normal user. I'll still give advice to Catter and transition things to xer

Ask me anything and I'll ignore it

 

[Apeson]

>I-i don't need an arrow because those are for heccin transphobic chuds unlike us redditors

 

[ecstasy]

 

[Apeson]

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kek a friend of mine when i was a kid looked like the smugjak kid from that movie. The blond one. We used to bully him for it.

 

[ecstasy]

Hohoho! a friend of mine when i was a kid looked like the smugjak kid from that movie. The blond one. We used to bully him for it.

i hated smug pricks, even when i was younger.

 

[Partizan]

I heard a loud brap from @Grinchkiller

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Merry Christmas soicacas.

 

[Namefag]

>SNCANVKE:
>This is my last post, fuck this gay site and fuck the soysphere
>This video is a WIP of a full on recreation i was making, i had already wrote lyrics for it and made a storyboard somewhat. Doll had also agreed to voice it so, if hes reading this, i apologize for wasting your time. The copium tank has run out today and i had nothing to hide the fact this site is full of cacaots, real womans and gentiles that arent worth my time. Entertaining a bunch of LITERAL cacaOTS on the "make fun of bald feminine men" website (i still cant believe thats right) does not honor God and i have completely wasted my time by making this or any previous OC. Theres no purpose to making these dummyed animations other than to waste my time, and i fucking hate the main site and it deserves to wither out already. Quote should just shut it down already, the frog posters were always right. This site is the best example of flanderization and group think i have ever seen, which each generation of nusois culture gets passed down EXACTLY like the telephone game, losing integrity and being watered down until it means nothing anymore and its completely unfunny. This is why it has become a generic shitposting website with no aim whatsoever, and why NOPHONO cares about 'jakking anymore. Mark my words, MARK THEM, in the span of the next year or so, this website will become reddit 2, and mods will try to "steer away from soyaks" or some other gay shit because its a "dead meme". The last days of the sharty will be a bunch of pissbaby chudcels and cacaots shitposting completely unrelated shit to 'jaks, and then it will become a DNB and be forgotten. The general response to this comment will prove my point, because it will be something along the lines of "Why do you care so much/its not that serious", nobody takes this site serious or cares about it, its just the nu "imageboard where i post the stuff i stim over and talk to people" because 4cuck is too pedophilic and rulecucked to fulfill that role anymore. This is just a place for dummys to use for a while, then move on, like a revolving door of sorts. Nobody makes any variants anymore, and what proves my point even further is that the only people that do dont do it for the purpose of 'jakking, they do it so they dont get an offtopic ban while forcing their toddlerslop/spergslop. Seriously, i cant even fucking count the ammount of "reverse lees" i've seen already that are just some autist forcing everyone to look at their dummyed trace of something they like but with a beard and glasses. Theres a new one every 2 or 3 weeks, the last one was the storybots pedo and now its some noob forcing childrens show #64647 about snca i dont remember. This also goes for fpe and zellig cacaots, although i think the two are very different. You can clearly tell zellig cacaots actually like their dumb shit and are passionate about it, not only by the way they spread it but by the way they talk about it. They also try to make OC about it, which is something FPEdos dont do at all. Still, zellignoobs are either extremely gay teenagers or actual pedos, and their shilling is annoying and unjustified. FPEdos though? every dumb nusoi will tell me to take my meds in fear of being portrayed as fat and black, but i dont think they actually like FPE. Its very obvious that FPE is just a mask/tool they use to do their trolling and nothing else, they clearly dont give a shit about it and, if FPE became illegal to post on the internet for some reason, they would immediately jump to another real womanslop to force and discard FPE like it never existed.

>>DERES A CORD MAYNE

>No i dont think there is a cord or 'gram or whatever, i just think they are annoying children that love to attentionwhore by annoying everyphono
Also fuck the 'ru too.

 

[supersage]

Who's cheddar

 

[Cat]

Who's cheddar

some noob's alt

 

[Dagonet]

Who's cheddar

We don't know

 

[Foggurt]

The sites gonna die now

 

[Dagonet]

The sites gonna die now

Let's splinter off to a new site and repeat the cycle once more

 

[korg]

i love you shrooby shroob

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Now that the dust has settled, we can say with one hundred per cent certainty that the Steamcord was far better than the Shroom.

 

[Broot]

 

[Pepsilord]

You were magnificent, Small Anus. I will never forget you for as long as I live.

 

[Scout]

Who's cheddar

Catter's secret gay boyfriend
>

 

[🔪ℌ𝔈𝔏𝔏𝔅𝔒𝔜💊]

Who?

 

[ecstasy]

Catter's secret gay boyfriend
>
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oh damn xe cheating on u

 

[moonman]

theoretically what would happen if instead of hiding in the fuhrerbunker and dying like the ytboi Claus was, he used his enormous bbc, swinging it like a helicopter to fly away from berlin