>>14804028>>14803842>>14803847>>14803933The sentient nameroll theory is the theory that the Sharty's nameroll system is either a fully aware and alive humanoid AI system or homunculus trapped/connected in the servers and code of the Sharty that knows the meaning of and controls the nameroll it gives 'teens depending on the content within a thread or reply and its context. An example of this is making a thread about BBC and getting the nameroll of Spadeson or Tyrone. [1](Trvst me, Goyim, it is just selective attention. The nameroll isn't alive.)
>reddit spacingThe origin of this theory is unknown, mostly likely because the original person who found out about it was █████████ by those who glow for knowing too much. This theory would also explain a mass "layoff" of employees from cloudflare[2] and the mysterious reason Admins out of nowhere dropped cloudflare for Soysphere servers in the first place.
>kill all pedophilesThe 'teens that mention sentient namerolls can be seen as the Sharty equivalent of the users on 4chan that post their captcha GETs