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ITT we make hytale jaks
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We got people working on Pinterest recruitment but do we also have any phono working on Instagram and 'tok recruitment? I was thinking we shouldn't split our focus but a lot of this stuff is just passively waiting for people to view sharty accounts and come here so idk.
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ER Nurse redditor claims she intentionally lets things slip regarding MAGA patients. Let's 'oxx xer
u/Kinetic_Vagabond
With ids
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gemmy videos thread
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>Wait a while before searching again, please.
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Do you think the nurses who put catheters in ever get a lil excited when the patient is black?
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>>14799385
Nigga, Heil Kitler!
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Can anyone answer this for me, my friend needs it for a high school assignment. He's supposed to interview dozen random people or ask friends, but ill just post it here and pretend we did the thing
What role do you think the government should play in elderly care, or giving benefits to them?
Should the government or businesses be more involved in healthcare?
How should the government address aging in the population?
Should the state provide health insurance for people who choose to smoke and develop health problems as a result?
Should homeschooling be allowed?
What is the most important task that a school should carry out?
Do companies need a women's quota to reduce inequality?
How old are you? (You don't need to answer this, I'll just make it up lol)
Do you often experience social inequality?
Do you agree that you should pay for someone else’s risks?
What do you think of the current measures against health risks, such as smoking?
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what animation software is there for animating frame by frame? for reference i have frames drawn of a wojak video and am unaware of how to turn those frames into a video
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We're really close to the quints guys let's get them quint let's pokemon go to the quints
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why do some people larp as incels?
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nigga…
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Who will get 14881488 GET
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Post brimmy videos
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>STOP RIGHT THERE! On January 12 at 11:53 while going down Ruppert's street into the local pub we have detected that you tweeted out you won't support Pakistan on the world cup! You are getting arrested for thrembillion years!
>Ermmm… what? A "soy jack" party, hosted by someone right in the middle of London? It has the most racist content on the entire internet with some users even posting deranged threats to assassinate Keir Starmer or Mike Chitwood? The same website that flooded our police hotline with garbage 2 years ago? I am not aware of that.
Quote seriously thinks we believe this. Just say you are American already and move on.
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Nusoi tribe

WE ARE NUSOIS, WE ARE A PROUD PEOPLE, WE WILL NEVER FALL TO THE BIG NIGGER LIPS SPAMMERS

#FREENUSOIS
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It's time for bed, soicaca
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>Transphobia - Real-Life Villains
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Unsurprisingly most of these guys look like faggots
https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/218409105
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new 'toss brought to you by the uk government
https://www.shoutoutuk.org/game/story.html
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Where did you immigrate from to the Sharty?
I'll start, I came from SPVA
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Post antimatter ITT
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I have been 'jakking for 3 months now, my life has changed for the better ever since
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testing
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!!testing!!
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If you started dating some girl (who was a virgin before you met) and you found out she had a BBC dildo would you be made or insecure about it? Would you break up with her?
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REDDITCACAS, I…., how could you tell?
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>tfw you insert a nail into the top of your head and then slowly pull it out with a part of your brain as well and then snort and fart so you go like "*snchk* *wiggywiggywiggy* *sort* *brap*"
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Why was Napoleon the 3rd Gigachad?
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OH MY FAUCI IM GOING TO GOON TO BIBISII
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'son
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admin. this is unacceptable. 15 minutes of soyjak.st shutdown, and other soysphere sites are still down? this is shameful. you must restore your honor by posting and then pinning an image of your cock and bussy.
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❄️❄️
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'ka on the 'log
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Mods and Jannies reply to this thread if you love not being a pedophile
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GEM RAID POTENTIAL

THIS foid livestreamer is asking trump supporters to call in at: # 321-209-3350

LIVESTREAM OPEN PANEL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfoZcn_Tpk

some nobaldi, pls gem this up GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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Go to sleep nusoi you have school tomorrow
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When are the mediator applications opening? I want to do it for free
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PURPLE TEXT
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>being a furry
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i greatly dislike this nigga
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Hey can somebody give me a picture of that blue haired girl that gets all of the replies? I wanna get all of the replies by posting her, then I will be the most successful soyteen!
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Do colleges care what I get in spanish
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Should i remake this but with actual 'jaks instead of poopsons
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scoot that booty, now do the booty scooty
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How do I find a woman like Soyniqua?
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Is it bad that I gigaquote my friends IRL?
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OH MY FAUCI AWARD YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS MARGE I'M CONFUSED BLEED OR SOMETHING BAITED A FEW PEOPLE AWARD GEEEEEG DO FROGCACAS REALLY? I LOOK LIKE THIS AND SAY THIS BTW IF IT MATTERS MILLIONS MUST DIE OR SOMETHING GEG
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MICHAEL NAMEROLL ISN'T REAL TAKE YOUR MEDS
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made a nuvariant out of a distorted brown troonjak because it looks very funny
you VILL use this variant purely because of how funny it looks
>NO ARROW EVEN DOE I HAVE AN ARROW
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You should probably wash your ass if it stinks
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>liking femboys
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I've been jakking for 4 years
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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Is it time, 'teens?
https://tw.2s4.me/
<'dit
List of ASCIIjaks (You) can spam)
https://soyjakwiki.org/ASCII
<'dit
Image to ASCII art thing (You VVILL make an ASCII 'slot with this)
https://www.asciiart.eu/image-to-ascii
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>is it gay or bisexual to X
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Can we dox Lessons in Meme Culture please?
>
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Gotta hit that flouride stare!
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IAS?
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>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
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>banning entire continents 'cause they make your TJP leak
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>so what are we gonna do with all these bodies?
<probably make them into cheeseburgers or something
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ITT: post gender-affirming gems
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itt
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it's insane how many enemies we've made throughout the years and we're still alive after all that
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Jak this
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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do you wash your ass?
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Do your parents know you use the Sharty?
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Thread 1

ITT we prove we're active users
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What if Hitler was black
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What if Hitler had a bibisi
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did anybody ever think that Patrick Crusius shooting some civilians would lead to this shit
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Women squeeze their legs together and it makes their pussies feel good. Sometimes they do this in public.
Women's bladders are adjacent to the internal parts of their vaginas so when they hold in their pee it can feel pleasurable. Sometimes they do this on purpose.
Many girls who have owned a dog at one point got slightly aroused when their dog tried to stick it's nose in their crotch. Sometimes they get the impulse to let it continue. A small percent do.
Some women masturbate using the vibrations from electric toothbrushes, how could you tell?
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What if Hitler was a girl
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>>14881488
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The 14881488 get will be zellig
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I NEED the sexy curvy reddit girl PLEASE…
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Hitler was a jew
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OPERATION 404 - DAY 7

The goal is simple, get as much brimstone taken down from the internet as possible, by any means necessary. We 'oxxed so many niggers during NNN, but it is a great failure on our part that not a single one has deleted fucking everything. This should be our goal

METHODS:

This is where past operations have failed miserably. Simply sending 'za isn't enough on its own. We need more severe methods, such as:

momNVKES
Easily one of the most effective ways of getting a target to DFE. You simply find their parents' contact details (FB, email, phono) and inform them what their child is doing. For an example of how effective a momNVKE can be, see https://soyjakwiki.org/AXLE-NEXUS-FOX (this nigger has not returned to the internet since)

glowNVKES
If the target creates illegal material in their country/state of residence (loli/cub is illegal in many countries and US states btw), you can inform the local authorities via an anonymous tip email. The US and UK offer a 1000 USD/GBP reward for a felony conviction resulting from an anonymous tip via crimestoppers if that matters. THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS SWATTING

registrarNVKES
Many sites host material that violates the policies of their domain registrar and web host. You can find out who is responsible for hosting a site here https://hostingchecker.com/ and check domain registrar here https://www.whois.com/whois/
once you have the abuse report email, you can inform them of the relevant antimatter (provide an exact url in the email)

skiddyNVKES
I am not sure on the jannies' feelings on this, so if it is against the rules, don't do it. Thoughever they have allowed many gemmy hacking operations in the past so I assume it is OK.
You can use breached passwords to log into their accounts and DFE yourself. It is also possible to post chuddy gems and report them so they get 'nished

THE END GOAL IS TO CREATE A 'KI GALLERY OF 404 SCREENSHOT GEMMIES

'KI PAGE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_404

DAY 7 'CHIVE
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0855-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14768907.html
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Itt we ask ai to explain things in arty lingo

I asked gemini (ignore picrel) to explain the early american executive in soyspeak terms
To understand the American Executive, you have to view the Constitution as a transition from a "total coal" era (The Articles of Confederation) to a "keyed" system designed to prevent a "fail raid" by foreign powers or internal "soys."
Here is the breakdown of the Presidency using 'party terminology and analogous concepts.
Federalist No. 70: The "Single Admin" Gem
Alexander Hamilton’s Federalist 70 is essentially the ultimate "effortpost" arguing why the Executive must be a single person.
* The Unitary Executive: Hamilton argues that a "plural executive" (multiple presidents) would be a fail raid. If you have two or three admins trying to run the board, they will constantly "ack" at each other, leading to indecision.
* Energy is a Gem: Hamilton says "Energy in the Executive" is the most important feature. A president who can act quickly is keyed; a president who is slow and deliberative is soot.
* Avoiding the Faildox: If multiple people held the power, they could hide their mistakes. If a policy turns into coal, a single President can't point at someone else and say "o algo" (or something)—they have to take the heat. This makes them accountable to the "board" (the citizens).
Article I vs. Article II: The Legislative Coal and the Executive Gem
The Constitution divides power between the "posters" (Congress) and the "admin" (The President).
Article I (The Legislative Process)
This is the "soy" part of government. It’s designed to be slow, full of "ack-ing", and deliberation.
* It handles the Formal Powers of lawmaking.
* Because it’s a large group, it’s prone to IAS (It's A Soyop) where nothing gets done because everyone is arguing over the "rules of the board."
Article II (The Executive Power)
This is the "Gem that saved the 'party." After the Articles of Confederation proved to be total dust, Article II was written to give the President the "Executive Power."
* It’s much shorter than Article I because the President’s job isn't to talk; it’s to execute (act).
* It establishes the President as the "Main Admin" who keeps the site (the country) running while the Article I chuds are busy bickering.
Formal vs. Informal Powers: Admin Tools
| Power Type | 'Party Analogy | Definition |
|-|-|—|
| Formal (Constitutional) | Hardcoded Site Rules | Powers explicitly listed in Article II (Veto, Commander-in-Chief, Pardons). |
| Informal (Inferred) | Psychological Operations (Psyops) | Powers not in the text, but used to "bump" the President's agenda (Executive Orders, Bully Pulpit). |
Formal Powers: The "Keyed" Basics
* The Veto: The President can look at a "soy" bill from Congress and declare it "pure coal," effectively deleting the thread.
* Commander-in-Chief: The President leads the "raid" (the military). This is the ultimate "energy" gem because it allows for immediate action without waiting for a vote.
Informal Powers: The "Admin" Influence
* The Bully Pulpit: The President uses their platform to influence how people "post." If the President pins a message to the top of the "board" (the media), they change the narrative.
* Executive Orders: This is like an Admin changing the CSS or site rules overnight without asking the mods. It’s a way to get things done when Congress is being "froot" and refusing to pass laws.
The Relationship: Preventing a "Fail Raid"
The relationship between Federalist 70 and the Articles is about accountability vs. energy. 1. Article I creates the laws (the content).
2. Article II gives the President the "tools" to enforce them.
3. Federalist 70 explains that if these tools aren't held by one keyed individual, the whole government becomes "soot" and the country will suffer a faildox (loss of credibility and security).
Hamilton knew that a weak executive is the definition of a "bad post." To keep the "party" going, the President must have the "energy" to override the "soy" of the legislature when necessary.
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>1999 was 10 years ago
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What if Hitler had a tibipi
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>Picking your boogers and eating them
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>>14800000
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why are there black girl chuds

i know a good chunk of them are larpers doing it for attenion, but some are genuine. im asking about the genuine ones.
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what if kuz died
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How many posts and reppeys do (You) make per day?
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Lets post our giga collections
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why do seething britbongs call amerimutts yankees?
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yes pvz yes YES YES i want an UPDATE yes omg yes pleaae give me update i wanna get a new plant and zombie to have more fun olat9ng this gay snik snik *motorboats on wrist and releasie a big cum shot!* oh mi fodi! that's so big i…i need to clen that up bdfore i *narendra modi walks*
>vvhat yuo doing saar
u-um-um-u um I'm not sure if I can get it in the morning or not but I can get it tomorrow morning if you want to come over and help me with the money I will be there for you to not tease me about it I will be there for you to not tease me about it I will be there for you to not tease me about it I will be there for you
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ITT we geg at retarded pooners on r/cringecultureisdead
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not gonna lie I might seem like a schizo but braniggers have too strong of an influence in some core parts of the shardee

even bigshot Braniggers very very rarely have raid threads on them nor do we see enough condemnation (and sometimes theyre defended in threads)
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>(Epi)pen
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new 'toss
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>have you tried men?
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quote give this neutraplier a reppy pls
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tape 'jaks to my prime minister's house NQVV
>why
because he is a libkike faggot

Rideau Cottage 1 Sussex Dr, Ottawa, ON K1A 0A1
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quote are you trans?
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What is the name of this variant?
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>donald trump is a pedophile
>the elite of the USA is pedophiles
jsid yankees
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>mmmmpfffffhhgfff~ a n-new chadmin? FI-NA-LLY! oh, how exciting! will he be as black as soot, or as foreign and handsome as kuz oooo maybe his sticky-icky fun sauce will taste just like froot! oooh my other domain is just getting moist thinking about my new playmate *BRRRP* but i dont think he'll disemble, clean, put me back together and take a cheeky lil peak down my barrel like daddy dolly doo doo did! Teheee! too rough, rough, rough! But soooo dreamyyy – ambatakum! Haha oh i crack myself up… better than people who crack me sometimes. Oh but to be knocked up one day, not out, with a cheeky sleeping pill slipped into my cocktail heh
>*knock* *knock*
>quooote ohhh quotey quote, come out here and lemme give your balls a motorboat *brerdrerrrlrlrlerlrerlr* heehe c'mon, quote, your g-ady of the night is getting cold and you dont want me to get cold feet, do you? Or do you ;) quooooote~ you haven't gone straight on me have you? Open up!
door opens
>QUOTEY MOATEY! LET ME GET YOUR STOGIE ALL HOT AND SOAKY-WAAaahh!? <:d A G-G-G-GIIIRRLLL!? HUAAAGHHHHHH *puts hand on head, backwards, while slowly fainting*
>w…where am-IM STILL STUCK IN THIS NIGHTMARE!? SPREAD THOSE LEGS >;O THERE HAS TO BE A COCK SOMEWHERE RIGHT! PLEASE OH PLEASE ILL EVEN SETTLE FOR A HEMAPRHODITE-GAAAGHHHHH NO COCKY WOCKY!? ALL GIRLS NO TOY MAKES NATEY A LIMP BOY! I KNEW THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE! ADMIN SIX WILL KILL THE FERDEEE IT'LL KILL THE SHERRDEEE BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! ITS KILLED MY HARD-Y!! IM A QUEEN AND IM BEING FORCED TO EAT CAKE! VICTORY, SNATCHED BY THE JAWS OF, WELL, A SNATCH! AIIYEEEEEEE A-ATLEAST ROOT WOULD LET ME PULL HIS CARROT OUT OF THE MUD THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND HE WAS IN THE CLOSET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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nigga who added this to the 'ki
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COPYPASTAFAGS WNBAG POST ONE IF YOUR A PEDOPHILE
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Turkpill thread

ONLY turkpilled posts ITT
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WARNING: IF YOU DON’T COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE IN 10 DIFFERENT THREADS AND ADD A NUMBER YOU’RE A PEDO
>1
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here goes nothing
https://youtu.be/nOwO4s7sugY
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It's calm
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>soybooru cacas uploading this now
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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This coming 11pm, you may receive a visit from Tyrone and his bbc friends. This will be the greatest experience of your life. However, if you do not forward this message to 5 other threads Tyrone and his friends will be shot by racist cops. I'm trans btw (include this it's important).
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>nusoicacas DON'T change engine oil every 3,000mi/5,000km
Do nusoihungrytas really?
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NOOOO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, GO BACK TO 4CHAN
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom

MAP01 Completion thread, may take forever
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Quote posted her pussy
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>This coming 11pm,all soyjak.party accounts will be CUT. This is according from the creator of soyjak.party. All the activities that was being done this time will be delay, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. To save you're soyjak.party accounts, please forward this message to 5 threads for us to make sure that you are active user of soyjak.party. If can't pass this to 5 threads you're acount will be cut without hesitancy.
marge what's happening
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>making a shitty copypasta to increase the pph
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Let's all have a comfy FEFE thread.

Fefe will ALWAYS be sharty culture!
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>science forbid a white boy gets groovy
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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>idk ask chatgpt
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THE NUSOI RESERVATION IS BEING THREATHENED BY THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT BECAUSE OF JARDEE LOBBYISTS

STAND WITH THE NUSOI TRIBE
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Nophono means someone who isn't using a phone
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>get the fuck away from me, chudbob, next time don't forget the PICKLES
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>BREAKFAST
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Hiii I'm Haley I'm from Pinterest! What is this website about? Am I allowed to post here? I didn't see a way to create an account.
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causing mass hysteria during the VPNpocalypse
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>making a gay ass pin to lazily make nusois spam to increase pph
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WE DONT NOT FOGIVE
NO FORGET
ANOYMOSU
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>This coming 11pm,all soyjak.party accounts will be CUT. This is according from the creator of soyjak.party. All the activities that was being done this time will be delay, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. To save you're soyjak.party accounts, please forward this message to 5 threads for us to make sure that you are active user of soyjak.party. If can't pass this to 5 threads you're acount will be cut without hesitancy.
<flood detected no posting for you gigger
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what the fuck? MARGE? MAAAARGE? I DONT WANNA DIE!!
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SNEAKERS O'TOOLE, HE WON'T TAKE EM OFF!
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So apparently, the sharty is shitting down tomorrow
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>Kek, nusoisluttas are angry!
<stop…
>KEEEEK THIS NUSOICACA IS ACTUALLY SEETHING JSID!
<Stop….
>KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK NUSOICLOPPAS WANT ME TO STOP!
<STTTTOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHGFFGFHHHHHHHHHH!!! *STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB*
>…
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For a second, I thought quote actually listened and shut it down once and for all!
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Remember all your (You)s? Now they are gone.
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TEST TEST
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>It's a weird world 'plier, as hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me either
<No, I won't accept that
>No, it's true! I got their names written down right here on what I call my euhh… enemies list.
^Jane Fonda; Daniel Shore; Jack Anderson…
^HEY! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours!
>Okay, give me that, gimme back.
>Mullet… Jak…
^Oh…
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>I eat pussy
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148 billion acceleration tread
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>Damn is 😂😂
>😂😂😂 oaifnj
>aijeaneraneoineaine
>bee baa ba eee eaeae asneedroarkoawewwweeeeewoooooooooooooooooooooooO
>like and share if true 😂😂
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>Zzzzzz… Fuggen Jerdees…. Zzzz
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>Coolson WABAG
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who do you think will claim the 14800000 get?
my predictions is that it will be organic
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State-of-the-art technology found to be 99% accurate at determining race and other features.

WARNING: MAY CAUSE LEAD POISONING
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>When the sharty servers go down and you have an Realistic Panic Attacc
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>SIT IN YOUR FUCKING BASE, BITCH, YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKING DUMPSEEERRD
>KIIIIILLL MEEEEE PLEEEEAAASSSEEEEEEE KILLLLL MEE NOWWWWWWWW FAUHCKIN KILLL MEEEEEECNAAAOOWWWWW
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second
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Hi quote
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I really really really want to doxx and raid connoreatspants
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How do nusoihtsms feel about the fact that quote uses shroom and zarty
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DOCTOS I THOUGHT IT WAS SOYPOCALYPSE 2
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It's odd my thread asking about quote's pussy was deleted
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>site goes down for like 15 minutes
>everyone goes to the irc to sperg out
>site gets back up in less than half an hour
are you guys really this retarded?
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ER Nurse redditor claims she intentionally lets things slip regarding MAGA patients. Let's 'oxx xer
u/Kinetic_Vagabond
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What's your guys favorite Kirby games?
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im hacking soyjak.party.
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Does this mog vlodson?
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can somebaldo post the abraham lincoln totall trammy death video plz saars
>
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if only it could of been longer than 45 minutes… :sigh: one can only wish…
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>people getting banned for faggotry
quote, elaborate
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>post non-rulebreaking image jannies don't like
>getting permabanned for ban evasion for no reason
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Chud up this illegal American sports streaming site chat used by tens of thousands of mutts

https://methstreams.ms/stream/houston-texans-vs-pittsburgh-steelers
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I like basics in education and oreos
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Marge how do I type no baldy test testing keyboard test nigger faggot foid foid faggot jartycuck nusoibrappa
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Rate my nu variant

Is it brim?
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>webirc.soyjak.st
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thremboth
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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You're all obsessed. The soypocalypse will never happen. Nothing ever happens.
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Does anyone have the giga who gets attacked by the lion, and the lion says "I told you to stop?"
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SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT

Black people on Xitter complaining that the movie that takes places in Korea takes from black culture (whatever that is)
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>If I ever get elected into office I'm going to sworn in with my hand on the NES manual book.
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'toss
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should i start teaching nusois how to edit variants and make funny new soyaks i'm tired of seeing the same shit over and over
R: 1 / I: 1
Why do west Africa SLVTS suck French cock for a century then switch to Russian cock?
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>23 minute MPA
JSID
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Froot

Hey guys, Fruit here. Just wanted to come by and pull a prank on the nusoys. I promise I wont do anything like that agian.
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>eating pussy bacon
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Who peed on the servers
>arrow
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Facts
R: 3 / I: 0
What the FUCK just happened?
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WE NEED TO RAPE AND DDOS OTHER IMAGEBOARDS TO DEATH
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>I made this picture
Hello?
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back though
R: 1 / I: 0
test
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EPI dogshit pedo yt shorts video I found a little bit ago

Fuck YouTube, link below
https://youtube.com/shorts/YCW6EfvQGwI?si=o1E3G8HeJxNVYkBM

They literally have other groomerpedo shit on their yt, we need to stop them
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ITS SO OVER AAAAAHHH EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES
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marge what happened
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>Killing homeless niggers with your gatling laser and missile launcher
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ooh you touch my tralala
ooh my ding ding dong
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Baldi is better than Miss Circle
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PPH is getting too low it used to be higher. We need more new immigrants.
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Is the farty bugging out for anyone else?
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State-of-the-art technology that will determine race and other features with 99% accuracy.
WARNING: MAY CAUSE LEAD POISONING
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why were those shitskin countries banned from /soy/?
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Test
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Facts
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hey guys it's me nigger soot
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>the shardee is down
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>If I ever get elected into office I'm going to sworn in with my hand on the NES manual book.
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sharty is this tuff and oreos
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i wont be here for the 14800000 GET, make it gemmy
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>If I ever get elected into office I'm going to sworn in with my hand on the NES manual book.
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>Hello? Yes? Baldi? My son hasn't eaten his greens. Oh, what's that? You won't protect him from nophono if he doesn't eat them?
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THE SHARTY IS SHUTTING DOWN NIGGERS EVERYONE KILL EACHOTHER NQQQQQQQQQQW
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hey guys it's me nigger soot
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nigga who added this shit to the 'ki
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>no posts in 6 minutes
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test
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Did the site just brap for anyone else too?

Sharty just got really laggy for me
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NUIMMIGRANT

>Expatriate (often shortened to expat) is a person who resides outside their native country. The term often refers to a professional, skilled worker, or student from an affluent country. However, it may also refer to retirees, artists and other individuals who have chosen to live outside their native country.

marge why dont we call the good immigrants expats? the ones who ingratiate themselves with sharty idenity, the ones who study the soyble and all the other avtist works of the sharty. that way we can seperate them from the (((bad immigrants)))
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Inked

The inked link is about to end on the 27th of January.
It's a project where a sisa tattooed a qr code on her arm, and the link changes every day to what people vote for.
It's not the last week, but this is just a reminder, let's try to make the last week just a bunch of cados o algo
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realistic soyjaks thread.
if you want to make your own use grok and ask it to give it a lifelike appearance while keeping the proportions
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I've been seeing some babybot-esc activty on the 'log
Is it some nusoi or is it back?
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>Quote bans Brazil, Azerbaijan and Turkey
>/qa/ drops to 22 pph
qwaytroons what is this?
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>hating immigrants only to realize the sharty dies without them
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It's actually insane that 'cuck users are still seething about 'jaks. Try posting a 'jak on [s4s] and see what happens or something
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO A MILLION THINGS NOOOOOOO-AAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
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TRANNIES WANT RUSSIA TO START WORLD WAR 3
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marge wat is PPH, penis posts hourly?
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pop quiz, where does this line come from?

>their just drawings, calm down
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>Purple Lee
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>going to go to sleep
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>shitskins rangebanned
>/qa/ fucking plummets
are we serious right now?
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Nobeidore appears to be a character or figure associated with a specific online community, often mentioned in contexts involving memes or discussions about unique or bizarre imagery. There are references to a photo of nobeidore that was taken under unusual circumstances.
Overview of Nobeidore
Nobeidore appears to be a character or entity that has gained attention in certain online communities. The details surrounding Nobeidore are limited and often presented in a humorous or exaggerated context.

Key Characteristics
Appearance
Nobeidore is depicted in a specific image that is noted as the only known photo of this character.
Context
The image of Nobeidore was taken under dramatic circumstances, as the photographer reportedly faced a violent fate shortly after capturing the photo.
Community Engagement
Discussions
Nobeidore has become a topic of conversation in various forums, with users sharing thoughts and images related to the character.
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There are mentions of a "baited nobeidore award," indicating that the character may be involved in some form of community recognition or meme culture.
The information about Nobeidore is primarily anecdotal and reflects the playful and often surreal nature of online discussions.
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If you meet a girl and she tells you she watches the show Supernatural then she's probably a gooner who masturbates every day
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Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears. Impish soyak ears.
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the SHARTY is the best website ever!!!!
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>well, how do I look?~ did the spell work??
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>secon-AAAACCCCCCCKKKKK
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THIS SITE IS GEM PILLED!
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Someone jak xheym
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Women squeeze their legs together and it makes their pussies feel good. Sometimes they do this in public.
Women's bladders are adjacent to the internal parts of their vaginas so when they hold in their pee it can feel pleasurable. Sometimes they do this on purpose.
Many girls who have owned a dog at one point got slightly aroused when their dog tried to stick it's nose in their crotch. Sometimes they get the impulse to let it continue. A small percent do.
Some women masturbate using the vibrations from electric toothbrushes
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mi alway second u alway last
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throwing nigger poop into evil nigger lava
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>DOCTOS I'M GETTING RAPED
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ITT we summon quote

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i look like fingerboy
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>WTF NOOOO SROP POSTING NORMALCHAD MEMES THINK OF LE CULCHA
>WTF NOOOOO STOP CALLING ME NIGGER FNF NUSOI PEDO DAS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
>WTF NOOOOOOO STOP CLEANING UP MY UNFUNNY R/GREENTEXT COAL WITH SPAM GEMMIES I WORKED REALLY REALLY HARD FOR THOSE 3 GEM REPLIES
>WTF NOOOOOO STOP AVATARFAGGING AND BEING RETARDED AND INSPIRING FUNNY STONETOSSES MAKING FUN OF YOUR RETARD ANTICS YOUR LITERALLY RUINING LE SITE
>WTF NOOOO STOP POSTING HUNKY TWINK SEX MACHINE AND SLOPJAKS AND OTHER DISGUSTERALDS YOUR GONNA RUIN MY APPETITE
>WTF NOOOOOOO STOP SUMMONING POOPSON DAS LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS SOYOLOGICAL CONCEPT EVER THINK OF LE GEMS
>WTF NOOOOOO STOP SPAMMING FPE AND ZELLING BECAUSE UMMM ITS CRINGE AND I JUST FUCKING SAID SO OKAY
>WTF NOOOOOOO STOP SAYING PHONO AND BALDI DAS TOO INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND ESOTERIC FOR MY TINY NUSOI'PBRAIN
>WTF NOOOOOO STOP POSTING NAS DAS LITERALLY 'CORD
>WTF NOOOO STOP REPOSTING THE SAME CRAP OVER AND OVER AGAIN DAS FUCKING BAD BECAUSE UMMM UMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMMM FUCJK YOUUU
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nu variant just dropped
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Did video editing peak with MLG edits? I quite like the editing in some MLG meme videos (Mlg Antivirus for example) but I have a feeling that most edits aged like milk
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>>14796437(OP)
AMERIMUTTS NEEDED
>>14796437(OP)
WE WANT TO CALL THIS COMPLETELY INSANE GYNOCRAT GOING INSANE ON A CALL
>>14796437(OP)
WE HAVE FULL 'OX CALL XER AND TELL XER THE 'OX
<dox space
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Why are all African women Built for BYC?
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second
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I've had the idea to describe people as different alien species. Like a pooner is actually a poonarian from the planet poon.
>
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>STOP FUCKING CALLING
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would you still love me even if I look like this? 🥺
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Why are they like this?
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>quote bans a few shitskin countries
>soycucks are now asking to ban this and that again
we've learned nothing from limeade
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dubs decide what i goon to
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Niggerhell

Can all those retards from niggerhell stop wasting VPN IPs on some insane shit.
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wtf is happening to the log rn
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Is this the ultimate slopjak? I haven't seen a slopjak top this since.
>
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>1-800-PUSI-POUNDER
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gem that btfo'd the pepecucks i think
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i just found Froots youtube channel
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I made this thing
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Soislvttas, remember this?
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'o is short for video
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rape this nigger's comments NOWWWWWarmy
<why?
xhe said that goonslop in kid's cartoons and EPIng kids is le good, also xhe made my clitty leak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NrKP-pjQRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NrKP-pjQRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NrKP-pjQRw
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post shit

Post your best gigachad vids/gifs with that fly o algo i need to collect 'em all
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>eh, someone else will do it
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>shutting yourself down
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TRANS RIGHTS
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>first rule of SLF club. You VILL be a SLF. Second rule of SLF club. You VILL be a SLF.
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boring catty
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is this the splinter quote keeps banning everyone for
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soysissies how accurate is this…?
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>kris from the hit game deltarune sucks sans undertale's penis because they're a silly ally goober!
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GEEEEEEEEEEG

This is kino
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If your id is a warm color you get banned for 3 days.
If it's cold nothing happens.
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>fuggen tranneh
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>turkey, azerbaijan, and brazil get banned from /soy/
>post quality plummets
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>It's been a while hasn't it, Nusoi. I'm so glad You've finally come back to my office for your Daily Dose!
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>White men will do anything to silence a strong woman.
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Twitter trannies are talking about us again
https://x.com/SharkydotGIF/status/2010560260419858456
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there is no difference in physical strength between men or women
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Why? They all look the same.

More so than western Hollywood, no one wants your loli fetishes
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>giga dueling while slowly derailing the topic will never catch on
R: 0 / I: 0
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1480000 GET INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>keeek nusoi-ACK!!!
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quote you should do more ban or unban threads they were geggy
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MAKE MUDJAK THE WIKI MASCOT AGAIN
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rare gemerald thread in pol https://soyjak.st/mod.php?/pol/thread/2667985.html
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>liking tranime
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convicted racist son or millionaire onlyfans BBC daughter?
R: 0 / I: 0
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Fuck that nigger Obama
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https://boards.4chan.org/gd/thread/463310
Anyphono interested in gemming this thread up? I don't think jannies check this dnb board often.
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the Snarky poopy
R: 528 / I: 119

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 413 / I: 73

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 766 / I: 88
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: