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It's a nice day outside. 'drome sits in his room and enjoys his favorite hobby - browsing plebbit and farming karma on r/wholesome. What happens next?

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sentient

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he kills himself because he's dust fucking twittercoal

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'drome sees an ad on preddit for the latest goyslop bipoc trans affirming movie made by disney

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nobody likes syndromejak leave the site brimcoal

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>>14756170
nigger just do the adventure thread fuggen jerdee

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>>14756174
i say this

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>>14756174
adventure threads will always be brimcoal

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It's a nice day outside. 'drome sits in his room and enjoys his favorite hobby - browsing plebbit and farming karma on r/wholesome. What happens next?

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>>>14756174 (You)
>adventure threads will always be brimcoal

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MPA massacre

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geg

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>>14756186
Nuvariants and especially goy variant called syndrome is MEGA-COAL its the version of nuvariants like shitty goyslop troonslop kuz coal era

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>>14756199
syndrome is dust but adventure threads are gemmy

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Jannies stop gooning to miss circle porn and approve images

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>>14756174
sentient

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>>14756199
>I have a 'jak folder of cobson self inserts btw

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Leonard comes in out of his boat

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>>14756153 (OP)
He gets trolled on reddit and gets mad about it

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>>14756165
Suddenly, 'drome sees an ad for the film adaptation of his favorite indie game! Of course he clicks on it without a second thought

and allhis shekels are getting transferred from his card directly to a charity for queer people.

>>14756250
he decides to whine about it on plebbit but only gets troll comments that make him leak

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If this thread ends up being gemmy, syndrome will gain gem status as well. Right now, xhe's iron-ruby

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>>14756325
he calls xhis friend troonella asking xher for help

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>>14756341
He calls his friend and explains the whole situation, asking for advice
<QUEER PEOPLE?? BUT THIS IS SO WHOLESOMERINO!!! I THINK YOU ARE RICH ENOUGH TO SHARE YOUR WEALTH WITH TRANS PEOPLE IN NEED.

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>>14756402
he drops the phone and tries to track down the ad

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>>14756402
he freaks out and tells troonella to kill xherself. gonella freaks out and reports this transphobic incident to antifa then acks xherself.

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>>14756153 (OP)
up

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bumperino

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>>14756518
>I WAS LICHURALLY ROBBED AND YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S GOOD? KILL YOURSELF TRANNY! I NEVER CONSIDERED YOU A REAL WOMAN.

'drome yells, and drops his phone

<…

<HELLO?! ANTIFA?! MY FRIEND SYNDROMEJAK… HE TURNED OUT TO BE A MASSIVE BIGOT! HE TOLD MI I'M NOT A REAL WOOOMAN… I THINK CAN'T LEAVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE… AACCK….

>>14756450

'drome spends xhis entire day on trying to find something about the ad. He discovers a couple posts from people who fell for the same scam, but that's pretty much it

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>>14756887
>leave like this
pepetux

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gem go up

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>>14756887
>>14756931
the clock strikes 12, midnight arrives

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>>14757081
Lurk moar o algo

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>>14757081
the clock strikes 12, midnight arrives. Well, not exactly, because The battery in the wall clock died a long time ago and it always shows 12, but it is a midnight now.

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>>14757235
buckbroken by jannies award

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>>14757235
strike the clock (punch it)

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unnoticed gemerald

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>>14757795
out of rage and knowing that xhis shekels are lost 'drome punches his clock. The clock shatters, sending the pieces of glass everywhere. Now his hand is covered with blood

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>>14757969
scream for no reason.

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>>14757975
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He screams in pure autist rage for no fucking reason. Or probably because his hand hurts now

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>>14758019
go to the university charlie kirk got shot at because you heard the movie stuff was there o algo

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>>14758037
after some time 'drome calms down and arrives to Utah Valley University where the famous bigot (troonella told him that he's one) died. All of a sudden, he hears a gunshot! Somephono tried to shoot him but missed!

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>>14758286
He looks for keggyjak since he is apparently a college mascot

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>>14758286
call the shooter a noob and challenge him for a duel so you can get back some shekels

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op is dilating xer clitty rn

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>>>14758286
>He looks for keggyjak since he is apparently a college mascot

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>>14758312
>>14758294
'drome looks for a college mascot, but founds an actual keg! He hides behind it and begins to yell
>fucking noob! Trying to kill me while hiding like a rat? And still managed to miss? Let's have a duel instead and see who's the better shooter here!

After that, he hears someone moving behind some bush. The shooter finally reveals himself. Peeking out from behind the keg 'drome sees Uncjak. He points his gun at him, but doesn't shoot. Looks like his feelings were hurt by that comment

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>>14758615
roll a d20 dice and play it like dnd
you're a level 3 bard if that matters

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>>14758625
'drome pulls his d20 dice
>We are talking about DND duels here!
Luckily, uncjak is also ttrpg enthusiast and he even grabbed his character sheet and shieeet

they spend an hour or so rolling their dices, until finally gets his pure 20 crit and rapes uncjak's character

<Fuck this game! You need my wallet? Here, take it. They didn't pay me enough to kill you anyway.

instead of part of the payment they gave me this retarded cap. What are you doing here anyway?

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>>14759060
failorangetext award

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>>14759060
Take the cap and larp as him

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>>14759080
instead of explaining anything 'drome decided to steal uncjak's hat and larp as him to show his dominance
>OH I'M A WAGECUCK, YES I'M A WAGECUCK
<fuck you nigga that's not funny

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>>14759172
dromejak educates uncjak on the history of the n word and the harm that it could cause (loss of reddit karma)

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>>14759172
Then he suprise attacks him by jumping at him to steal his wallet to find his address to have sex with his wife

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>>14759231
I mean you not he I'm ESL retarded

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>>14759231
drome starts a long lecture about racism and how n-word is super offending and uncjak shouldn't use slurs like this

<Huh? But they were sold by other blacks? What's the point then? It's kinda retarded


Right when he stops being careful 'drome releases well-aimed blow right in his face and steals his wallet. Then runs away while checking his address

When he arrives he discovers that uncjak issa truecel without a wife, so 'drome can't have sex with her. The only thing he finds is an unkept room

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>>14759504
make a tulpa of uncjak's wife and have sex

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>>14759504
gem thread

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>>14759524
Drome uses powers of a reddit again, remembering that tulpa guide he read yesterday. Xhe creates tulpa of uncjak's wife and starts to having sex with her like a boss
<Nigga what the fuck! Why did you punch me? I know I tried to kill you but I already handed my wallet to you! Why are you on my bed?

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>>14759665
>starts to having

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uppy up up bump

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It's night in my timezone, and also the thread is pretty much dnb. Not sure I did a good job of being an op for adventure thread

I still 'chived it. https://archive.ph/Wj0mG and I guess someone can continue this thread. Here's some pngs that could help

I'm going to bed, thank you everyone who participated

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last bumpino

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>>14759805
Gemmy thread

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>>14759772
It was good but people did not have gemmy ideas and 'drome kept doing things that are too retarded

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>>14759665
tell him he's a cuck and that his wife prefers dromeBVLLs

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>>14759772
'Drome runs out of adrenaline and starts screaming because his hand starts hurting and he goes looking for a bandaid to put on it

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>>14760165
Drome calmly tells uncjak his wife prefers dromeBVLLs but little does Drome know that uncjak secretly fucked his sister so he pretends not to care. He puts a bandaid on his hand and this is where the story ends for now



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