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In a twist no one saw coming, the (confirmed BPD) creator of the odd RPGMaker fangame Mario: The Music Box, CorpseSyndrome, was arrested after burning a father alive in his home while his 11-year old daughter watched.
 
"I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!"

In the middle of the world fucking exploding, Johnny Knoxville, Steve O and other sources have announced this summer, Jackass will be coming back with a new movie. Come speculate if Gen X's favorite lolcow / jackass / skater Bam Margera will be allowed to participate. Remember, don't feed Phil.

It's official, Jackass is back this summer, but we don't have any news on if Bam is coming.

That said, the big issue with Jackass forever was Johnny and Steve-o being sober, and Bam being a danger to the others sobriety. Given Bam is sober, skating and on an upturn, what are the odds we can see our favorite Jackass again?


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Feeling bored? Take the Personality Assessment System test.

The Personality Assessment System is a lot like some of the better-known personality tests like MBTI or Big5 where it attempts to classify people based on a set of core traits in order to predict their attitudes and behavior. The two selling points that set this one apart is that it was developed by a CIA psychologist who was directly involved with MKULTRA, and it does not pretend every personality type is good. If you're bad, it will say so.

Just an additional note is that it uses antiquated language (Like "schizophrenic" to mean structurally self-referential/inward-facing. Or "narcissistic" meaning being more interested in the self than in external objects or relationships. Or "autistic" meaning minimizing dependency on interpersonal input for meaning). Take the test today:
 
The food pyramid has been flipped by the USDA and HHS. Meat and cheese have won. Breadfags btfo.
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Discuss here:

 
After 22 (yes, 22) days of hiatus from social media following "an organised hate campaign" by (now banned) r/pizzacakesnark, Kiwi Farms and 4chan, Ellen Woodbury, also known as Pizzacake, has returned to the internet, reposting two of her Patreon exclusive comics onto Instagram and Facebook, then, a day later, posting an anti Trump comic on her Threads.
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The Krassensteins are officially out of PG. Hop on in and speculate whether they’ll try to get this thread taken down.
 
Nicolas Maduro, known for being easy to kidnap, has received a letter from an anonymous Venezuelan memelord while in prison, said letter containing a list of sarcastic grievances about his regime, mocking him with phrases such as "learn to live without a palace" and "become a streamer in solitary confinement", the letter also opens with the pointing cat meme. PointingCat.jpg
Come point and laugh at the commie dictator here:
 
There have been a couple of unexpected updates in the mysterious saga of Dr. Jean-François (JF) Gariépy, Fat Man of Québécois Descent.

First of, JF claims to have lost 50 lbs. He says he accomplished this through four months of comically unsustainable crash dieting.

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There is no discernible difference in his appearance over these months; to make matters even less plausible, he has spent much of this time posting photos of rich, calorie-dense home cooking projects, part of some harebrained endeavor to publish a white supremacist cookbook.

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He claims that he only eats a bite of this food and then throws it out, or gives it to his two neglected young children "if feasible":

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Second, and more important, JF has seemingly been phonebooked. How this came to be is still unclear, but a user registered to claim that someone under JF's name "accidentally" shared his new Alberta address in an offline Kino Casino chat:

Who said anything about a Canadian housing crisis? For a mere 60,000 CAD (approximately 43,000 USD) you too can own a rickety shoebox with outdated wiring in a decaying hamlet inexplicably called "Cereal," centrally located in the desolate southeast Alberta nothingness!

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For the uninitiated, this where JF fled from his previous crackshack on Prince Edward Island due to dual investigations from Child Services and the RCMP for, respectively, child neglect (his two children have allegedly never been to the doctor and have developmental delays) and his ongoing status as a Person Of Interest in the unsolved disappearance of the children's mother, Élora Patoine, a mentally compromised woman who has not been seen since since JF allegedly dropped her off at a rural gas station with nothing more than a backpack three summers ago.

Join le discours in JF's thread.
 
Italians are the bigger faggots here shockingly enough. DNS filtering is useless, especially when it's a non-standard one like 1.1.1.1. If they weren't so raped they'd just force their ISP's to block those domains on the traffic level, and then ban VPN's. This just feels like a very wimpy attempt at extorting money from a big American corpo since Italy, like most of Europe, has raped it's own economy.
 
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