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wen i was -2.3$ i ate a a cheserfurge r an now i relaize itn boad and macdonalk bafd
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Accidentally killed my neighbor's dog because I was an aryan caca
▶ №14757739[Quote]>>14757751>>14757758>>14758055
i used to punch dogs and shit when i was a kid idk why but that was fucked up
▶ №14757758[Quote]>>14757778
>>14757739once i was pushing a very old dog to the ground with my sister and laughing when he got up and we just pushed him back down. we were like 5 but still
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>>14757603 (OP)called myself iwilleatyoumaybe on chess.com and some dude started flirting with me
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>>14757758yeah idk whats up with that nigga kids are evil o algo, at least we aint psychos nowadays
▶ №14757783[Quote]>>14757824
>>14757603 (OP)all my youtube shit as a caca was just reposted fat fetish content fuck you
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>'aped by my maths teacher award…
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i almost found 'orn when i was like 9 since i was searching for that stuff on youtube but never got anything then i just forgot about it and became normal. unironically almost ruined my life i think
▶ №14757801[Quote]>>14758369>>14758849
my dad would lock me in the bathroom after he took a shit to punish me for being naughty
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i mean 'orn shitty keyboard
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I bumped into the blonde girl head on in the playground when I was in elementary and her glasses broke, she started bleeding or something.
they even brought an ambulance to take her away before that i fled and never told anyone that it was me that bumped to her, wouldn't really change anything since we both weren't caring of where we were walking towards and i was just a small kid. There was a massive crowd gathered around her and I was literally shitting my pants watching her get carried into the ambulance, she never attended class in our school again, i think she got blinded. o algo
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ah nevermind it just corrects it to that. i was talking about adult vids
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I almost got my nose bitten off by a horse on a school field trip one time, everyone started yelling at me to look out and I turned around and just barely backed away as this creepy old demented looking horse snapped at my face. I’m pretty sure it was elderly and half blind so it probably just thought my nose was a carrot or something but I’m only now realizing as an adult how fucked that could have been and I could have went my whole life looking like a spirit Halloween decoration if it bit my nose off
>>14757783Same. I would genuinely pay hundreds of dollars to get the opportunity to slowly kill KPhoria with my bare hands, how could you tell?
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I had a an ipod touch and used to save pictures of my favorite cartoon characters with their cocks out because I thought it looked funny
▶ №14757842[Quote]>>14757867
accidentaly set my dog on a friends hamster because i forgot to watch the leash
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one day one teacher tried to teach us how to play baseball (latinx country btw) and i knew something was going to go wrong so i just straight up didnt play the game, and as the other cacas played one of them messed up with the bat and hit another caca in the face making him lose some teeth and shit
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i almost shot my dad on a hunting trip. the only thing that kept him alive was my shitty aim. we were hunting for birds using shotguns
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This teacher stroked my eyelashes and said I had very pretty eyelashes. She was the principals sister and I was 11 but I just thought it was weird nothing more. Also during sex ed she talked about how us guys didn't need to sit through the girls pregnancy talks because "men could not get pregnant. yet" The more I think about it the more I think she is a pedophile. Also I came back to the school one day to visit for a fair and she was asking me if I missed the school and I say yeah and she says "youre not just saying that cuz im getting closer and closer are you?" Fuck this shit if I ever have nothing to live for I'm killing that pedo
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Someone said ill never be a woman, and look at me now! GEG!
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one time when arguing with my grandma, my grandpa said, and I quote:
>How about I go stick my dick in the dog and make human dog hybrids?
▶ №14757877[Quote]>>14757941
>>14757853i have like 3 different times during my school years where i am 99% certain the person was a pedo. its actually crazy when you think about how common it is
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looked up
>big girl butts
On my Ipad when I was 5 and saw hardcore lesbian porn
<reddit space
When I was 11 I watched some random anime and I watched a youtube video about it and the guy was one of those tranime pedogooners and he EPI'd me even more
▶ №14757903[Quote]>>14757915>>14757926>>14758023
why is it almost impossible for a caca to keep their innocence nowadays. i know of kids making sex jokes in like kindergarten nigga
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>>14757853i hate foid pedos and the retarded niggers that romanticize them. most of them know they can get away with it
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>>14757903because parents use an iPad as a replacement for actual parenting
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>>14757903I was talking to this girl and her little brother is in elementary school but acts super zesty and it made us both upset whenever he did something like that.
▶ №14757927[Quote]>>14758264
I started masturbating by humping my bed when I was 6. I did it in kindergarden during nap time too. I wasn't even epi'ed just figured out that it felt good and had no idea what I was doing.
▶ №14757930[Quote]>>14757935>>14757938>>14757956
>>14757915when i have kids im not giving them any technology. especially giving your daughter an iphone. so many children dressing up like instagram sluts in the past few years. west status = fallen
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>>14757853>Also during sex ed she talked about how us guys didn't need to sit through the girls pregnancy talks because "men could not get pregnant. yet" The more I think about it the more I think she is a pedophile. Also I came back to the school one day to visit for a fair and she was asking me if I missed the school and I say yeah and she says "youre not just saying that cuz im getting closer and closer are you?"this things on their own aren't too disturbing, my teachers used to make similar jokes, but the first thing is weird as fuck and recontextualizes these two things as creepy and gross
▶ №14757935[Quote]>>14757951
>>14757930100%, I wanna build an outdoor jungle-gym for my kids and have them play on that instead of some shit like that
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>>14757877TSMT, schools should have mental tests to ensure that people aren't pedophiles, its a shame its such a common problem. Also making pedophilia a crime punishable by death would also help
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>>14757867hamster got crushed into a bloody mess btw
▶ №14757948[Quote]>>14757959>>14757967
I had a pretty bad back injury in middle school (a nigger headbutted me in the back) and I had to go to physical therapy for it. In hindsight I think my physical therapist tried to groom me into trooning out because she’d ask me all these weird unrelated questions about if I was happy as a boy and shit. Obviously I didn’t care and just brushed it off but in hindsight holy shit that was fucked up and she probably did it to some other unwitting kids.
On the bright side I basically got to blackmail the nignog who did it for the whole school year and threatened to tell everyone what really happened (I was a decently popular student and a teacher’s pet) since I initially lied and just said I fell down the stairs. So I basically had a nigger slave for the rest of the year in exchange
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>>14757935I will gladly spend thousands of more dollars for whatever they want as long as its not goyslop like iphones and shit. Let them develop useful interests like working with engines and just being outside in general
▶ №14757956[Quote]>>14757965>>14757980>>14758048>>14758078
>>14757930>so many children dressing up like instagram sluts in the past few years. come to think of it, why do slutty clothes even exist for girls as young as like 9? and why the fuck do parents willingly buy them?
▶ №14757959[Quote]>>14757974
>>14757948I haven't been to this school in years and years but the kindergarten teacher there invited a 'ucking drag queen without asking the parents . behead these groomers now
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>>14757956Ikr. literal 9 year olds wearing makeup and shit. just shut it down
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one time the school bus driver made me sit on his lap because he said I couldn't sit still properly
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>>14757948yet another case of a theRAPIST attempting to groom someone into tranny shit for extra shekels
▶ №14757971[Quote]>>14758031
I started masturbating at 4 years old in fact its the oldest memory i can still remember today
I was EPI'd and i didn't know what i was doing and i thought it was nromal to do that at such a young age
▶ №14757974[Quote]>>14757978
>>14757959It's horrific that this is becoming a semi-common practice. There aren't even that many drag queens but they just keep showing up in US and UK kindergartens
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>>14757974it just feels like everyone is in on it. I think the teacher wasn't even fired
▶ №14757980[Quote]>>14757989
>>14757956They're made because
(((They))) make it trendy and parent's buy them because they don't care about their kids and want them to be trendy
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>>14757980im one of the few white canadians left but the worst part is the jeets are 100% thirsting over these girls. just nuke everything
▶ №14758006[Quote]>>14758025>>14758079
how can dads even support their daughters dressing like that unless they are pedos themselves. there is almost no other reason they would support it
▶ №14758009[Quote]>>14758043>>14758059
I said this in another thread one time but when I was really young this older girl would take me to the back of the playground and ask me to pull down my pants and underwear so she could see my cock and butt. She showed me her ass like once but when I asked to see what she was packing upfront she said no. She left the school a few months later.
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>>14757903Unmonitored internet access
▶ №14758025[Quote]>>14758035
>>14758006The only charitable reasoning is that they’re limp wristed faggots who go “uhhh do whatever you want sweetie I don’t wanna be a heckin abusive parent” and let their kids buy whatever clothes they see online because some retards genuinely think being even the slightest bit hard on your kids is le bad
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>>14757971AT 4?????
did you get unrestricted internet access or something
▶ №14758034[Quote]>>14758060
>>14758031Yes i started using the internet at fucking 3 years old
My parents didn't care about me, this shit ruined my life
Fuck this world
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>>14758025mandatory testosterone injections for all fathers will fix the western world
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>>14757956They want to show off dey kid on dey tiktok for likes
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>>14757739i would actually do something like this, though I wouldn't punch them or anything, I have very vague memory's of this, but when I was really young and my mom would leave to go somewhere, I would like start and screaming and yelling at my dogs, it was pretty fucked and i have no clue why i did it
▶ №14758056[Quote]>>14758066
>>14757603 (OP)when i was a caca in the 2000s i got EPI'd by vore videos, particularly the infamous kphoria ones
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>>14758009blud got rapesina 💔
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>>14758034Sorry to hear about that 'teen hope your doing fine now
▶ №14758066[Quote]>>14758086
>>14758056Same
I was so epi'd by it that i cant jerk off to vanilla sex
Shit literally ended my bloodline
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>>14758059it was a tranny
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>>14757956these kids are doing whatevers popular. I believe that every kid is born with potential to be an ARYAN nonconformist ÜBERMENSCH but when given the chance, they turn into normgroids to feel good, around age 12. What is popular with normgroids now is decadence and hedonism, therefore the children will imitate it even if they do not know what the are imitating
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>>1475800625% of kids don't have a father figure in the US (not a joke look it up). Probably a lot of the 75% have somewhat absent fathers who don't care.
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>so many children dressing up like instagram sluts in the past few years.
it's crazy how quickly it popped up. I never saw that shit even 5 years ago
▶ №14758086[Quote]>>14758091
>>14758066I completely lost the desire for anything sexual from years of EPI and failing to quit
The only thing that brings me any fulfillment in life is friends/family and going to the gym
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I think the earliest incidents I had revolving EPI was
1. Me finding some FNAF animations with some weird thumbnails, nothing actually in the videos (THANKFULLY)
2. I looked up "FUCK" on my dads computer and saw a bunch of weird porn and I got really scared and tried deleting Microsoft Edge (I put it in the trashbin)
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>>14758079i was lucky enough to have a father who wouldnt let me go on the internet or anything for a while. but he still wasnt perfect.
▶ №14758100[Quote]>>14758229
back in 2009 on the 'blox some troll led me onto lemonparty since .cc links weren't censored back then (mind you, I didn't even know what sex was back then)
▶ №14758109[Quote]>>14758239
when I was in my friends house at like 8 years old I went to the stripclub because I thought it was a clothes shop and then I followed a hooker around and paid for a dance and then as soon as I saw the boobies I turned my friends PS4 off. What I would mainly do in GTA 5 is kill random people, mainly women, with knives and shit GEG
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I used to browse /b/ everyday when I was like 11 or 12. Saw lots of loli, gore, scat, etc.
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I and a few others were playing with a frog during recess. None of us did anything other than pick it up, but a nigger classmate impulsively decided to slam it into the gravel and stomp it to death
▶ №14758119[Quote]>>14758261
it not really that fucked up but the age difference was still kinda weird, anyways some 16 yo girl asked me out when i was like 12-11 or some shit
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>>14758118dude what the fuck
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I had this friend in elementary school who literally looked exactly like Chudjak and I probably saved him from becoming a mass shooter or something
He was a weird loner who had a huge ego and would do this weird army LARPing at recess, one time he got into a territorial dispute with some other kid and the next day he brought a screwdriver to school to try and shank his ‘enemies’. He got found out and interrogated while everyone else got like 20 extra minutes of recess and he got off surprisingly light, especially with his parents because I had a sleepover with him the next day and they didn’t want me to get cucked out of it because their son was a retard. He said something like ‘Man I probably shouldn’t kill people so you don’t get in trouble’ and I just laughed it off but being his friend and introducing him to my friend group genuinely might have stopped him from doing some fucked up shit in hindsight, especially because his dad was a gun nut and he had unrestricted internet access it seemed like
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>>14758118Vore was a jewish psyop
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>>14758118Approve it janny
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>>14758118JANNIES APROVE NOOOW!!
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>>14758149Is it the french spy bitches
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>>14758128Wholesome ending
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speaking of 'blox i once found those orgy games (yes really) when i was around 10 years old that only stay up for a few hours before they are nuked but nothing else happens. i was on it for like 5 minutes before realizing how fucked up it was and just quickly left then forgot about it. it didnt even mess me up that bad somehow, in terms of seeking out more degenerate shit. i just went back to doing normal caca stuff like playing those prison games o algo
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>>14758128good job, I have this friend in my school who comes from a shitty family, his retard mother got custody of him and he's also retarded but not diagnosed. He posted some weird shit on tiktok and I'm trying to reverse groom him so he can live on his own because I don't want him to become a lolcow
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Ok, when I was a kid in elementary, my brother had a friend that we would later find out was gay.
During a sleepover, he said to me, and 2 of my brothers, that we should do sex stuff, and essentially did that, I had no idea how fucked up this was at the time, and didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
And because of that I accidentally molested my little brother, whos 4 years younger than me, essentially we just kissed and sucked each other off, I genuinely regret this.
later on, my parents found out about the first one, and we all got punished, however they never found out about the second one, part of me wonders if something happened to my brothers friend for him wanting to do that(he was a kid too, don't judge him please)
So essentially I got groomed by middle schoolers at 9 years old(yes I'm the same person that wrote that thing in that confession thread if you remember that), me and my brother have no bad blood between us
▶ №14758227[Quote]>>14758254
Not me but my foid friend told me some weird stories. One was that her friend would go on Omegle when they were like 8 and she would talk to guys who were jerking off to her and she didn't really know what they were doing so she just ignored it. Another thing my friend said is that when she was 12 she and a different friend of hers would go "get guys at the mall" (not sure what she meant or how old they were) and my friend would then sit waiting in the closet while her friend had sex with them. She also said her and her friends were possibly almost human trafficked by some guy who would give them weed when they were in middle school. If I remember right she said he kept inviting them to come to his apartment and stuff but they didn't do it and later he got arrested for being part of some kind of pedo organization.
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>>14758215jesus just shut it the fuck down
▶ №14758229[Quote]>>14758232
>>14758100also it was a trend back in 2009-2011 to insert NSFW models, so I ended up finding shit like this because of some IRL rapeson using Cheat Engine
▶ №14758238[Quote]>>14758260>>14758262
>>14757603 (OP)Holy shit nigga this might be the worst thread in the history of this website
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>>14758215holy fuck nigga
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I was a smart caca so I knew a case where some diddyblud did something that got him arrested by the police
▶ №14758260[Quote]>>14758268
>>14758238The Confession Thread 2.0
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>>14758119actually im pretty sure she was 15 and almost 16 but not 16
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>>14758238you're new if you think that. the soyak rape copypasta was even worse than this
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>>14757927exact same happened to me but it was worsened by tranime piracy site ads since i didnt know what adblockers were at the time
▶ №14758268[Quote]>>14758329
>>14758260what was the original confession thread?
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>>14758270nigga what the fuck
▶ №14758283[Quote]>>14758329
>>14758215Do you talk to your brother about it
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>>14758270geg my classmate did the same. but he was a sperg
▶ №14758304[Quote]>>14758314
>>14758285Isn't 'blox still a pedo hub or something
▶ №14758307[Quote]>>14758314
>>14758285the 'blox is even worse now. like way worse
▶ №14758309[Quote]>>14758330
SHUT THE ENTIRE THREAD DOWN QUOTE
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>>14758307>>14758304>>14758285david bazooka said predators were an oppurtunity jsid atp
▶ №14758321[Quote]>>14758351>>14758357>>14758358>>14758392
my mom raped me as a child and i didnt know what was happening
this shit ruined my life unjokly
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>>14758314isn't there voice chat now thats not moderated geg. and i think its extremely easy for cacas to bypass the age filter. likely on purpose. jsid
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>>14758322There was an interview or something where he said that
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>>14758268there was two confession threads that existed before the one hes talking about, the first one I remember made the one he was talking about tame in comparison, people confessing about raping women, children, animals etc
the one he was talking about had some less extreme shit, but still fucked, one person even talked about how he accidentally killed someone….
>>14758283no, but I do hope he forgives me, I genuinely would not have done it, if I understood the ramifications of how awful it is to do something like that.
I don't know if he personally does not care, has forgiven me, or has repressed it, but I think its best if I just bury the hatchet, and not talk about it
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>>14758322Look up david baszucki interview
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>>14758320>be mekys esl 4cuck pedo
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>>14758320allah tier leakage
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>>14758321I'm so fucking sorry for you dude, I hope you get better, and are not only able to get a better life with a nice family, but also justice for what your mom did to you
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>>14758321Jesus Christ, I'm sorry that happened to you
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i met this one spic in like 4th grade who used to talk about how his uncle would basically masturbate in front of him and his cousins would force him to watch porn
he would try and goon in class and at the urinals
i feel bad for that nigga
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>>14758320GEEEEEG
>Theres NOTHING funny about it. Also rhanks for constantly calling me by my NON PREFERRED PRONOUNSthese people are so delusional its funny
▶ №14758382[Quote]>>14758399>>14758408
>>14758215something more innocent though, whist I am circumsized, one my brothers is not, and I was really interested for some ungodly fucking reason, and would ask the other kids in the bathroom about their penises, I'm not joking, me and my brother would compare btw
▶ №14758396[Quote]>>14758438
>>14758320i was in a similar situation when i played 'blox with my online caca friends. one of them had another friend that was "16" and basically all he ever talked about was sex with tons of detail that he was supposedly having. and he knew we were like 11-12. few years later i realize that he was likely a pedo groomer since the more i think about it the more i realize thats likely the case. but this is pretty mild to the stuff in this thread so snca
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>>14758382worst thread ever
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>>14758215do nusois really rape their brother?
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I went camping with family friends and we were like having fights with these retarded kids from some school or childrens home and one of them ended up with some shit in his eyes and xe said xe couldn't see anything
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>>14758396I had a friend who was like 1-2 years older then me on 'blox. After I stopped playing every once in a while I would open the site (since my IRL friends used to do retarded shit on there) and every time his avatar would be more and more troonish until he had she/her in his bio and boobs
▶ №14758445[Quote]>>14758459
idk if this is actually a big deal but i tried to refill a lighter with gasoline so i can keep using it but something happened where i stopped at the last minute to do something, i think my mom called me idk, then i just forgot about it. did i almost hospitalize myself? im still to retarded to be able to tell
▶ №14758459[Quote]>>14758469
>>14758445you probably almost burned your face off or light your house on fire but you'd probably not be dead I assume
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>>14758459oyyyyyyyyy not my beautiful aryan face and beautiful aryan house
▶ №14758503[Quote]>>14758512
i didn't see a single black person till i was like 13. this is me bragging btw
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>>14758503That's super impressive
▶ №14758514[Quote]>>14758529
>>14758491I FVCKING KNEEL 'TEEN
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>>14758128my closest friend is really into millitary LARPing and has also had unmonitored internet access since he was 8 years old.
whats really suprising to me is that he hasnt been groomed by discord, hasnt entered any terrorist telegram chats, is relatively apolitical and hasnt gotten into weird TCC stuff
actual aryan tbh
▶ №14758529[Quote]>>14758544
>>14758514i used to pull my grandmas eyes and say that she was a wide eye person and that she ate cats
unironically may god strike me down if im lying
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>>14758529Average german humor
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my aunt threatened to kill xerself every time i didnt eat my food and that made me scared so i wouldnt eat it so now im underweight and a retarded shitskin o algo
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I made my little brother lick my foot to play 'blox on my shitty phone
I was like 9 and he was 6
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My primary school friend called mohammed would talk to me about how his YOUNGER brothers would watch "naked ladies" and how there was a "second layer of skin on your penis" I assumed he was talking nonsense because I only discovered the concept of the foreskin at 12 evendoe I'm uncircumcised. I'm not friends with him anymore because he was an asshole and I spammed 'cados in the whatsapp groupchat and also because I hung out a lot with this turbo autist who fucked my personality up for one summer and then I had to fix myself.
▶ №14758668[Quote]>>14758687
This thread is insane geg how many soyteens have had weird shit happen to them as children
▶ №14758672[Quote]>>14758694
my older brother played hentai games in front of me when i was a caca
▶ №14758687[Quote]>>14758759
>>14758668did you expect any normal, well adjusted adult to use this fucking site geg
▶ №14758694[Quote]>>14758718
>>14758672geg was it literal hentai games or visual novels
▶ №14758718[Quote]>>14758741
>>14758694actual hentai game but he does play visual novels too. he still goons to anime shit and i dont like him
▶ №14758741[Quote]>>14758791
>>14758718Always vnfags at the scene of the crime
▶ №14758791[Quote]>>14758803>>14758811
>>14758741i walked into his room the other day to find something and he had one of those boob mousepads out at his computer
we still live with our parents and my mom knows but doesnt have the heart to call him a degenerate faggot
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>>14758791call him that yourself
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>>14758791He does all that in his parents house? How old even is he geg or something
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>>14758921I got EPI'd by those fucking Reddit text to speech videos when I was 11 and I joined a year later
I almost got groomed by those faggots at 196, sillyfagclub and incelgrippyfagjail but thankfully videos by the benzo addict therapist Peterson saved me lmao even if he's kind of a retard now
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DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY im trans btw
